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101d

I was never sure what it is exactly that conductors do, but now I know! Headcanon accepted 😜😁

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Four photos of conductors looking intense and possbly slightly deranged.
Caption: Wanna draw spellcasters? Try conductors as references.

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100d

The #Icelandic #comedian #Greipur with some witticisms

https://www.greipjokes.com/

#Iceland #ísland #humor #comedy #greipjokes #jokes

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75d

No rest . #grickledoodle #cat #dog #pets #markers #sharpie #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a man and dog waking up to the realization that their room and themselves have been drawn over in permanent marker by a cat that is hiding in the hallway. Caption reads "They awoke to discover that yet again the damn cat had found the Sharpies."

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84d

Is all writing paradoxical, or do I just have serious lack of 'Times'? The author yawned because he couldn't be bothered to figure it out. 😂

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Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Schrödinger: Nice.

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99d

Not exactly. #grickledoodle #airtravel #animal #comfort #cartoon #art #airplane #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a man sitting on an airline passenger seat with a strange creature in his lap, talking to a concerned looking flight attendant. Caption reads "I was told we were allowed one discomfort animal per person?"

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108d

Eww, no thanks, to people and self-help books 😜😁

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Two panel meme of a cat reading a book and looking shocked.

Title: Introverts reading self-help books
1: "Surrond yourself with people who-
2: Surround myself with people??

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76d

Wrong one. #grickledoodle #lizard #tail #lostandfound #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a lizard with a missing tail talking to another lizard holding a tail at the lost and found. Caption reads "Oh whoops! Nope. That's not mine. Shoot."

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77d

Door to door. #grickledoodle #horror #salesman #monster #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a happy salesman walking through a neighborhood carrying a suitcase containing a bloody monster. Caption reads "He didn't really care if they bought one or not, he just absolutely loved showing people the product."

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84d

Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE! #grickledoodle #duck #goose #games #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of five ducks standing in front of a very large mean looking white goose.

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66d

Delicious. #grickledoodle #frogs #fly #foodie #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a frog on a lily pad taking a photo of a fly stuck to his tongue. Caption reads "He couldn't not take pics of the his food."

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80d

I'm not generally a fan of short stories but this I like 😂

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Post by Molly Hodgdon

His kiss was slow, but firm and unyielding like an old man backing his Lincoln Town Car over a handicapped parking sign.

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98d

The wild, wild West. #grickledoodle #west #cowboy #pets #bellyrub #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a cowboy who has subdued various dogs and another cowboy with belly rubs out in the desert. Caption reads "He was by far the best belly-rubber the West had ever seen."

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97d

All in the past. #grickledoodle #retired #batman #joker #robin #superheroes #carton #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of an old and balding Joker driving a pickup truck and waving to an old Batman on a rocking chair sitting on his porch with Robin behind inside. Caption reads "At this point in their careers they had all retired to the country and left their big city grudges behind."

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79d

I wouldn't say I hyperfixated, but Lord of the Rings was my first in a long line of fantasy crushes 😁

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Post by trish

fuck ur zodiac sign, what book series did u hyperfixate on when u were growing up because u projected an escape fantasy into that world as an alternative to ur suburban life

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86d

Okay @aanee it's not exaclty the meme that was promised but it's in the right general direction 😜😂

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Post by ely kreimendahl

When I get negative feedback: omg so true, thank you for your honesty...
When I get positive feedback: why would you lie to me like this...

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98d

As far as I can tell whoever I choose I will be rescued, so the real question is who do I most want to hang out with 🤔😁 And that is a toss up between Vimes, Susan, and Esme...

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Nine characters from Terry Pratchett's Discworld with the caption, "You've been kidnapped. You can only call one person here to rescue you."

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97d

I would think that once I've collected enough books I'd qualify as an honorary libraian wether I've read them or not? 🤔

The only quesiton is how many books does it take? 😂

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Post by Tara Wine-Queen

It's not that I *can't* read all of the books I already have, it's that once a reader finishes all the books in their possession, they transcend into their final form and I'm just not ready to become a librarian yet.

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96d

All three of them. #grickledoodle #ducks #summer #friends #sitting #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of three ducks sitting on lawn chairs enjoying drinks. Caption reads "They were all sitting ducks."

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74d

Puppeting around. #grickledoodle #muppets #puppets #drinks #drunk #bar #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a man talking to another man beside him at a bar who's low to the floor and puppeting a muppet who's having several alcoholic drinks. Caption reads "I can see you down there, you're not fooling anyone, buddy."

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71d

Green thumbs. #grickledoodle #gardening #horror #husbands #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a older woman working in her garden burying a dead man. Caption reads "If her second husband was anything like her first, the cucumbers were going to be lovely this coming year."

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72d

The Wizard had learned over the years that if the Witch began levitating the argument was no longer worth trying to win. #grickledoodle #witch #wizard #couples #argument #love #cartoon #art #fantasy #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a worried looking Wizard watching his Witch wife levitate up to the ceiling rafters while a little bat dog looks on.

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95d

Camping. #grickledoodle #devices #wifi #camping #outdoors #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a family sitting around a campsite glued to their phones and devices. Caption reads "They all enjoyed the outdoors."

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77d

https://youtu.be/GEC75XF9P30?si=tgZTNV1kytbdie0s

La meva #CançóDelDia per al diumenge 28 de juny és aquesta dels #SiBoomVoilà #ITA #Humor #Rock #Blues #Pop 🤡!

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94d

Time well spent. #grickledoodle #cat #walkman #music #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a cat laying on a carpet on the floor of a living room listening to a walkman as they stare at the ceiling. Caption reads "He would spend entire afternoons going from side A to side B, and then just starting all over again with side A."

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59d

Eat the rich. #grickledoodle #king #rich #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Servants struggle up a steep hill carrying a relaxed king seated on a throne as he says, "I'm tired, let's take a break," satirizing unequal burdens and indifferent leadership.

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