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153d

Guilty as charged. #grickledoodle #bingo #courtroom #nurseryrhymes #cartoon #dog #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a lawyer yelling and pointing at a dejected looking dog on the stand while a jury and disgruntled farmer look on. Caption reads "And Bing-o was his name-o, ladies and gentlemen of the court!"

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126d

your wait time is less than a minute
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor

Funny drawing of a dog peeking inside through an slightly open door.
"Welcome to the bathroom
A dog will be with you shortly"

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153d

If I had known then what I know now I could have saved so much time and gotten isolated and weird so much sooner 😜😂

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Me, in High School:
"I'm going to hecome a writer!"
My guidance counselor:
"So, you've decided to become isolated and weird."

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152d

Rocket and I wish you a well-caffeinated #caturday

#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour #coffee

A ginger cat looking all innocent, and a sign with him on it in the background that says:
THIS IS ROCKET, S ROCKET LOVES COFFEE,
ROCKET CANNOT HAV COFFEE.
ROCKET DOES NOT AGREEWITH THIS DECISION. S
SO: WE RECOMMEND HOLOING ON TIGHT T0 YOUR COFFEE. OR -
= ROCKET WILL ENJOY IT —FOR YOU! -

IT HAS BEEN © DAYS SINCE I SPILLED COFFEE. |

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152d

Spicing it up. #grickledoodle #cat #painting #dog #pets #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor #weekends

A cartoon illustration of a man and his dog holding each on a chair as a cat paints them on an easel. Caption reads "The weekends had got a lot more interesting since the cat had started to paint."

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132d

I still have my Third Doodle Collection book available! It even comes with a signed and doodled bookmark! ONLY at gricklemart.com https://gricklemart.com/third-twisted-graham-annable-doodle-collection/ #grickledoodle #cartoon #art #book #funny #horror #humor

A photo of the third Graham Annable doodle collection book available from gricklemart.com

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132d

Cybercriminals who have never been arrested, help us out: which certification exams did you take to become experts at cybercrime? It seems to me that if we want to be great at cybersecurity, we should take the same certs that made you masters of network penetration.

#humor #cybersecurity

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151d

Moo. #grickledoodle #horror #cow #cowboy #west #cartoon #weird #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a boy who looks like a cow holding a lost kite at the edge of a forest while two shocked children look on. Caption reads "The cow boy."

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131d

Lil'Bo and Savage Dan, about to drop an album.

#caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour

a white cat standing like the pit bull next to it, both of their front paws in a wide stance

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151d

I never knew reading could trick me into loving myself, what can't it do! 😂

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Post: Its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me.

Reply: oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

Reply: oh my fucking god is that what just happened

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131d

Universal parenting. #grickledoodle #ET #spielberg #parents #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a mother ET holding the phone and speaking to a father ET who is watching television. Caption reads "It's your son, and he's yet again gotten lost on a planet and asking if you'd please come and pick him up."

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145d

I mean, I get it, it should be the other way around because Koontz is better than King 🤔😁

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Post by geeky steven - Abortion is a right

When I worked at a bookstore, I learned that when an author like Dean Koontz signs his books, their resale value goes up. I also learned that when an author like Stephen King signs Dean Koontz's books, the price goes even higher and that Dean Koontz is not amused by this.

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112d

I'm saying he IS right, and I understand! 😂

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Mugshot of an elderly man in glasses.
Caption: MAN ARRESTED AFTER BREAKING INTO A BARNES AND NOBLE AT
MIDNIGHT TO FINISH A BOOK HE HAD BEEN READING IN-STORE FOR FOUR CONSECUTIVE DAYS AND NEEDED TO RESOLVE BEFORE SLEEPING

Reply by Matt
"I'm not saying he's right, but I understand"

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112d

Puntastic! I see your use now punctuation 😂

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"Will you marry me?” Is a marriage proposal.
"Will, You, Mary, Me" is a foursome proposal.
"Will, you marry me" is a time traveler spoiling the future.
"Will you, Mary me" is a cavewoman trying to make Will, who has amnesia remember who he is.

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121d

It was time. #grickledoodle #troll #bridge #home #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Giant troll curled and stuck under a small stone footbridge, looking embarrassed while a tiny passerby walks over the bridge; Caption reads "He really needed to find a bigger bridge."

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123d

#meme #humor #communism #fascism #liberalism #liberal #socialism #antifa #uspol #depol #demokratie #democrat #democracy #democratic

A variation of the "two paths" cartoon. A character stands at a fork in a dirt path. The path leading to the left features a sequence of "galaxy brain" images showing a brain lighting up with increasing intelligence with the Text at the beginning of the path that reads: "Communism". The path leading to the right shows a sequence of images of a man putting on clown makeup until he is a full clown with the Text at the beginning of the path that reads: "Fascism". Text at the bottom center reads: "Liberals".

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84d

#humour #humor

Joke of the Day

Kim Jong Un decided to send Donald Trump a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Trump opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line coded message:

[Image]

Trump was baffled, so he e-mailed it to the his aids, who had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI, so they went to the CIA. With no clue as to it's meaning, the FBI finally asked MSS (Ministry of State Security in China) for help.

Within a few seconds MSS cabled back with this reply:

"Tell The president he's holding the message *upside down*."

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137d

simple and creative

#creative #humor #beaches

woman in white shirt and pink shorts is sitting on a beach. There's a piece of clothing next to her but the trompe l'oeil makes it looks like she is floating above a shadow. she also pretends to be praying.

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woman in white shirt and pink shorts is lying and resting on a beach. There's a piece of clothing next to her but the trompe l'oeil makes it looks like she is floating above a shadow. She has a brown hat on her tummy.

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128d

Local music. #grickledoodle #cat #music #guitar #neighborhood #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of an orange cat on a house stoop playing an acoustic guitar as neighborhood children gather on the steps and lawn. Caption reads "She was the only cat in the neighborhood that was any good at guitar, so naturally the kids would gather and listen each afternoon."

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120d

Now I want Eldritch Horror, I want to glimpse the infinite complexity that will turn to madness... As long as I don't have to get of the couch and put on pants 😂

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Post by bramblesand

People, especially games, get eldritch madness wrong a lot and it’s
really such a shame.

An ant doesn't start babbling when they see a circuit board. They find
it strange, to them it is a landscape of strange angles and humming
monoliths. They may be scared, but that is not madness.

Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human
does.

It understands those markings are words, symbols with meaning, like
a pheromone but infinitely more complex. It can travel unimaginable
distances, to lands unlike anything it has seen before. It knows of
mirth, embarrassment, love, concepts unimaginable before this
moment, and then...

It's an ant again.

Echoes of things it cannot comprehend swirl around its mind. It
cannot make use of this knowledge, but it still remembers. How is it
supposed to return to its life? The more the ant saw the harder it is
for it to forget. It needs to see it again, understand again. It will do
anything to show others, to show itself, nothing else in this tiny world
matters.

This is madness.

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120d

Trouble. #grickledoodle #cows #meat #vegetarian #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #horror #humor

Cows calmly conversing with robed, helmeted cow-looking aliens stepping out of a large purple spacecraft and pointing at a nearby billboard advertising a burger ("MMMM... GOOD!") while anxious townspeople look on. Caption reads "And the more the cows talked with the new interstellar visitors, the more nervous the townspeople became."

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126d

Vader’s new management style was initially met with some confusion, but it ultimately made the Empire stronger and led to the quiet dismantling of the Rebellion. #grickledoodle #starwars #darthvader #love #compassion #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor