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Full comic here: http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/joke-5 #smbc #comics #batman

Joker: Batman, you're not letting me fall. But what?
Batman: I'm not like you, Joker.

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127d

The signal. #grickledoodle #batman #latte #cafe #coffee #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of Batman, Robin, and Gordon all sitting at a cafe table while Batman sees a Bat signal coming from the barista bar. Caption reads "Oh, hey! Looks like my latte's ready!"

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Today, 20 September, is Batman Day. You’d think there would be a signal or something but

Anyway, here’s “Batman’s Aff His Nut”, by Robert Florence

#Scottish #literature #poem #poetry #Glasgow #comics #comicbooks #Batman #BatmanDay

Batman’s aff his nut
by Robert Florence

Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
“Mate, I’m worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody’s ma and da dies
And we’re no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws.”
And that was when Batman went
“Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?”
And that’s when I was lit at:
“Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae.”
And that’s the Secret Origin of Robin
And everyone else.

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Blurry photo of a man in a (partial?) Batman costume, on a wet Glasgow street – probably taken during the filming of the 2022 movie THE BATMAN, where Glasgow was a stand-in for Gotham City.

Text: She’s turned the Waynes against us…

She’s turned the Waynes against us

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The Bat Cold. #grickledoodle #batman #cold #sick #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #superheroes #comics

A cartoon illustration of a sad Batman in bed with a cold and surrounded by wadded up tissues while Alfred stands at his side with a kleenex box on a platter.

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327d

An exhibit in 2016 in the Museo Archeologico Nazionale di Napoli dedicated to U.S. comic book publisher DC Comics. (during Comicon Napoli) #SchwarzWeissSamstag #silentsunday #blackandwhite #Batman

A large, black sculpture of a muscular figure resembling Batman in a kneeling position, surrounded by scattered dark shards of coal on the ground. The background is minimalistic with a white wall and marble texture above the debris.

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306d

Dramatic. #grickledoodle #batman #robin #batmobile #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of Batman pointing at a mobile and yelling at Robin eating a sandwich at a kitchen table. Caption reads "Quickly, Robin! To the Bat Mobile!!!"

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2y

NEW COMIC: Butlinator

https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2024/07/26/butlinator/

#Comic #Comics #ActionFigurePhotography #ToyPhotography #Terminator #DC #Batman

A comic about Batman and the Terminator. Transcription too long for Mastodon. Click link for alt text.

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231d

He doesn't usually like watching TV. Not even videos of birds

But he loves Lego Batman. He'll sit there and watch the whole film - without looking away

I guess representation is important

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets #lego #batman

A black cat is sitting staring up at a computer monitor, on which is an image of Lego Batman. Both the cat and Batman have very similar black pointy ears. The cat is tilting his head slightly to one side, as though recognising himself in the image

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Batman needs to chill. But he and Mr. Bubbles aren't wrong.

#batman #robin #meme #humor #humour

batman slapping robin meme:
robin: maybe people don't want to see your cat pics
batman: yes they do
Also, a black cat is slapping robin

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1y

Working on a little experiment, trying to convert a Batman artwork by the skilled Max Grecke to 3D as faithfully as possible.

Instead of focusing on modeling, as I usually do, I'm putting the emphasis on transferring the texture, which takes a lot of work in Blender Texture Paint.

Updates will follow in this 🧵…

#batman #comic #comics #artwork #sculpture #3DModeling #illustration #digital #DigitalArt #style #art #artist #arte #3D #blender #Blender3D #B3D #MastoArt #FediArt #CreativeToots

A running, stylized 3D Batman character inside the Blender 3D viewport.

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177d

The downside. #grickledoodle #batman #coffee #robin #work #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of Batman and Robin having coffee together in the Batcave as Robin looks at his mug dejectedly. Caption reads "Robin honestly enjoyed the Bat Cave, rides in the Batmobile, and all the benefits of being a full-time Bat employee. He just wished the Bat coffee was a bit better."

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174d

Accidents can happen to any of us. #grickledoodle #art #superman #batman #accidents #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of Superman falling down a staircase as a horrified Batman watches from the top. Caption reads "Super trip down the stairs."

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All in the past. #grickledoodle #retired #batman #joker #robin #superheroes #carton #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of an old and balding Joker driving a pickup truck and waving to an old Batman on a rocking chair sitting on his porch with Robin behind inside. Caption reads "At this point in their careers they had all retired to the country and left their big city grudges behind."

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Will be going live on #Twitch on Monday at 12:30 AM will be playing Batman I'm a #SmallStreamer so please boost this post and raids are greatly appreciated.

https://www.twitch.tv/angelus_05

#SmallStreamersConnect #SmallStreamersUnite #SupportSmallStreamers #Batman #Sunsoft #SegaGenesis #SegaMegaDrive #RetroGaming #RetroGames