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224d

defying gravity. and logic
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor

Photo of a dog's head showing above the very high snowdrift. The height of show is exceeding the length of the dog's body.

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228d

Payback. #grickledoodle #fairytale #witch #frog #revenge #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a witch being attacked by multiple yelling frogs wearing prince crowns. Caption reads "Get her!"

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240d

In an updated writing version of this meme I vividly hallucinate 1s and 0s onto liquid crystals.

The future is now! 😂

@galacticwriters @writers @books @fantasy @bookstodon
@writingbooks @keepwriting @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#ReadingMemes #Meme #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks
#Reading #Readers
#WritingMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Author #Authors #IndieAuthor #IndieBooks #AmWriting #Writerdons #Writers #Writer #Writing #WritingCommunity #Writinglife #WritersOfMastodon #Bookstodon #Books

Painting of a woman lying in bed reading a book.

Caption: Have you ever realized how surreal reading a book actually is? You stare at marked slices of tree for hours hallucinating vividly.

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224d

Canine kaiju. #grickledoodle #godzilla #monsters #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a dog version of Godzilla standing in the middle of a city with a bone in its mouth. Caption reads "Dogzilla"

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237d

Look out. #grickledoodle #dragon #angry #rage #cartoon #art #drawing #humor #funny

A cartoon illustration of a dumbfounded knight looking at a tiny dragon holding a skull at the entrance of a cave littered with bones. Caption reads "She was the smallest dragon in the kingdom and by far the angriest."

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240d

Sustainable. #grickledoodle #godzilla #gardening #environment #cartoon #art #kaiju #drawing #humor #funny

A cartoon illustration of Godzilla carefully planting trees after destroying a city. Caption reads "His favorite thing about flattening a city was planting the garden after."

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182d

What we need is more librarian humour 😂

@libraries @Libraries@fedigroups.social @library @books @bookstodon @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Library #LibraryMemes #Meme #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Librarian humour
A photo of a shelf where five books have been lined up to so the titles spell, "Nana-Nana-Nana-Nana-Batman".
Caption: I see what you ddid there.

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257d

Boss: Tony, when I said build a deck for the board meeting, I didn’t mean a porch. I need a deck from you ASAP.

Tony: Sorry. (hands boss playing cards)

Boss: Tony, I need a PowerPoint!

Tony: Sorry. (Points finger authoritatively)

Boss: Is this a joke? Tony, dec! Now!

Tony: Sorry. (punches boss)

Boss: (Falls off deck) Tony, my suit is ruined and I have a black eye. You have to go in there with the board and present yourself.

Tony: Sorry. (Walks in board room, takes off clothes, lies down, looks expectantly at board members)

Chairman: What are you doing?! Get dressed!

Tony: Sorry. (Stands, goes to lunch table, grabs ranch, dumps on head)

Chairman: We need security!

Tony: (Stands guard at door, still naked/covered in ranch)

Chairman: Wait, this man does anything we say! Tony, take care of our corporate enemies.

Tony: (Finds rival CEO, makes him dinner, Tucks him into bed, reads him story)

Rival CEO: Thanks , good night, Tony.

Tony: (Dawns armor, mounts horse, embarks upon quest) #TootFic #ShortFiction #MicroFiction #Humor #comedy

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188d

It may seem like it, but buying things just for the sake of buying them is not happiness. Instead enjoy the things you already have 😊

And I say that as someone who has a book for sale 😁

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#TomGauld
#BookMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour #Funny
#ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Books #Bookstodon

A six panel comic by Tom Gauld with a little man sitting infront of his laptop.

1: YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN RECEIVED!
2: YOUR ITEM HAS BEEN DISPATCHED!
3: YOUR PACKAGE HAS BEEN DELIVERED!
4: YOUR BOOK HAS BEEN NEGLECTED: LEFT ON THE SHELF, UNREAD AND FORGOTTEN, GATHERING DUST FOR SEVERAL MONTHS.
5: The little man looks concerned.
6: YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN RECEIVED!

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239d

Spring is in the air? Maybe? Get the PRINT at gricklemart.com! Right here: https://gricklemart.com/cross-stitch-workshop-print/ #grickledoodle #witch #crossstitchlovers❤️ #frogs #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a witch holding a cross stitch workshop attended by a group of frogs outside. Caption reads "With the weather finally getting warmer she was excited to renew cross stitching workshops outside again."

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252d

I can't say this has ever happened to me, but I understand some readers worry about getting to the end? 🤔

P.S If you know where this is from let me know so I can add credit.

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @joinin

#ReadingMemes #Meme #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Two drawings of a woman reading with arrows indicating her attitude is going around in circles.
Top: "I'm dying to know how it ends!!"
Bottom: NO!! I have to read slowly, I DON'T want it to end!"

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239d

#TheOnion going hard at #SamAltman.
It's hard to pick, but I think this is my favorite line:
"Why did you decide to devote your life to AI?
I just saw so much suffering in the world that needed to be automated."
#OpenAI #funny #humor
https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sam-altman/

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24d

Forever. #grickledoodle #ghost #coffee #halloween #october #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A forlorn sheet ghost holds a coffee mug and examines a brown stain on its front, comically resigned that the blemish will accompany it for eternity. Caption reads "He was quite certain the stain would now be with him for the rest of eternity."

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238d

Accidents can happen to any of us. #grickledoodle #art #superman #batman #accidents #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of Superman falling down a staircase as a horrified Batman watches from the top. Caption reads "Super trip down the stairs."

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236d

RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116211809285100124

This is the kind of love story I like around here, shut up I'm not crying, you're crying... 😊

@galacticwriters @writers @books @bookstodon @joinin
@keepwriting

#WritingMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Author #Authors #IndieAuthor #IndieBooks #AmWriting #Writerdons #Writers #Writer #Writing #WritingCommunity #Writinglife #WritersOfMastodon #Bookstodon #Books

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185d

When Philip Glass is reincarnated as a golden retriever. (The brightest of all dog breeds.)

#dog #dogs #dogstoton #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour

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236d

The past. #grickledoodle #witch #curse #frog #coffee #cafe #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a frog getting his coffee order at a cafe and looking back at a witch on her laptop who is looking at him. Caption reads "They hadn't seen or spoken to each other in years, but he recognized her right away."

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245d

But what if I'm reading all comfy in my bed one night and get a craving for cheese, should I stop and get up and get cheese, that doesn't sound right 😜 😂

@libraries @Libraries@fedigroups.social @library @books @bookstodon @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Library #LibraryMemes #Meme #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove

Post but Uni of Liverpool Library: This is not a bookmark.

Photo of an individually wrapped slice of cheese.

Reply: Me talking to the pest control man - "No mate I've no idea why we have mice in the library"
*Picks up a book and actual cheese falls out of it*

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245d

New information. #grickledoodle #cats #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a stunned cat sitting in a chair reading a book titled "Pushing Crap off Tables." Caption reads "There were techniques listed that she'd never even heard of before."

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177d

Above the system. #grickledoodle #monopoly #jail #court #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of the Monopoly Guy sitting in a courtroom while his lawyer presents a card to the judge. Caption reads "Your honor, before proceedings begin my client would like to make you aware of his "get out of jail free" card."

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251d

On the rare occasions that I’m not taking pictures of my #cats (see: almost all my other posts), I make a podcast called The Worst Writer in the World

My co-conspirator, Howard, has spent his life writing badly. Now we try to bring his stories to life, and maybe make them better

We laugh a lot. Our listeners do too (or so they tell us)

There’s over 250 episodes, all free, and - most importantly - they don’t have ads. We do it because we love it

Maybe you will too

#writing #comedy #humor