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1y

All worship the Glorious Zarcat, ruler of Planet Mecuratron!

#Caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #alien

tabby cat sitting on top of a door, with a light in front if his face that makes it look like it's a part of his head

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229d

Mendacity! There are no bad cats, especially on #caturday.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

cat bed that looks like a caution cone and says: caution bad cat!

with a tuxedo cat asleep inside, it's front legs sticking out

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1y

#meme #memes #alien #aliens #flufflepuff #crysalis #mlp #mlpg4 #mlpfim #mylittlepony #parody #mashup #funny #humor #laugh #lol

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267d

Dragon quest. #grickledoodle #dragons #beer #knight #fantasy #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of two dragons drinking beer in a cave. One dragon hands the other his beer as he looks at a knight at the mouth of the cave. Caption reads "Hold my beer."

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277d

Enjoying this mallifuff Sunday.

#sundayfunday #humor #humour #lexicography

Mallifuff
a Scottish word that means being utterly devoid of any energy needed to get things done.

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1y

My boofer plant is doing well this summer!

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #summer

bernese mountain dog buried up to its shoulders in a whole it has created in a garden -- there is dirt everywhere and it looks quite pleased with itself.

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1y

Forget Planet of the Apes, this is the dystopian future to be worried about.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #bear #bears #humor #humour

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1y

This is the kind of math we like around here 😜

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @bookbubble @humour @reading

#Math
#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Picture if a pink sign standing on a table covered in books saying,
BOOK MATH:
Buying the series means you really only bought one book.

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266d

#Neuerscheinung
Ostara und die Osterlämmchen
#Fantasy für Eltern

Kinderfragen entlarven unsere Rituale - und fügen neue #Magie hinzu.

Du wirst #Ostern nie wieder mit denselben Augen sehen wie zuvor!

Taschenbuch & E-Book jetzt überall im Buchhandel.
Infoseite: https://www.medienschiff.de/magisch/oster-geschenk-fuer-mutter.php

#Buchstodon #Humor #FediEltern #Osterbuch #Osterlamm #Ostara #Ostergeschenk #Lesen #Eltern #Kinder #WritingCommunity #Schreiben #Buch #Bücher #Neu #Lesetip #Bookstodon @bookstodon

Nur nie den Humor verlieren! Frühlingshaftes Buchcover hellgrün-weiß, gezeichnetes Lamm schaut dich an. (Weiterer Bildtext wie im Post.)

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1y

from @rubenbolling

Know your ICE agent:
Being able to discern between a federally authorized ICE agent and a criminal kidnapper within seconds of first interaction is absolutely essential.

If your abductor is an ICE agent, you must obey, comply and submit. If your abductor is a criminal kidnapper, you are free to fight for your life.

#Cartoon #Comics #Humor #Politics #ICE #Trump #GOP #USPol #Immigration #US #USA

Cartoon depicting two identical men side by side. One in front of a blue background, the other in front of a red background.

Text: A Trump government community bulletin.

Know your ICE agent:
Being able to discern between a federally authorized ICE agent and a criminal kidnapper within seconds of first interaction is absolutely essential.

Ice agent: gaiter mask, no identification, military grade arms, no uniform, camo pants from Walmart, unmarked vehicle.

Criminal kidnapper: gaiter mask, no identification, military grade arms, no uniform, camo pants from Walmart, unmarked vehicle.

If your abductor is an ICE agent, you must obey, comply and submit. If your abductor is a criminal kidnapper, you are free to fight for your life.

Thank you for your cooperation.
Ice: "Don't call us Trump's Secret Police. (It's a secret)."

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1y

I mean it does make a certain kind of sense, an evil facist wouldn't consider happy people civilized 🤔

The kind of people who don't let cause strife both for themselves and others in the name of ambition have no use to a Dark Lord 😁

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @speculativefictioncomedy @bookbubble @humour

#Happy #Hobbit #And #Civilisation
#FantasyMemes #Fantasy #Memes #Humor #Humour #Tolkien
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Post by Oliver Clegg

SAURON: I shall create three rings for the elves, seven for the dwarf lords and nine for mortal men
HOBBITS: wow ok none for us cool
SAURON: and thus I shall have dominion over all the civilised races of middle earth
HOBBITS: WOW

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1y

I mean it does make a certain kind of sense, an evil facist wouldn't consider happy people civilized 🤔

The kind of people who don't cause strife both for themselves and others in the name of ambition have no use to a Dark Lord 😁

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @speculativefictioncomedy @bookbubble @humour

#Happy #Hobbit #And #Civilisation
#FantasyMemes #Fantasy #Memes #Humor #Humour #Tolkien
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove

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261d

Watch out ... Facts about!

#WellActually #Facts #Humor #Humour

An action figure in its packaging such as the found hanging in toy stores. The figure is a man in a grey t-shirt and blue jeans with brown hiking boots. He has a full greying beard and long greying hair pulled back in a ponytail tail. He looks severe behind hid round sunglasses, with his arms dressed in defiance.

Accessories included in the package are a mobile phone, a laptop computer, and a book titled "Book of Facts". There is a label up top that reads "Ages 18+" and a warning down bottom that reads "Spouts facts whether needed or not".

The name of this action figure is "Well, Actually Man".

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1y

Woo! Feel the energy on this extreme #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

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1y

the chair is broken
#catsofmastodon #cats #Humor

Photo of an amish style chair at the kitchen table. Two of the chair spindles look broken off at the top.
There's a black cat who's sitting in the chair, obstructing the spindles.

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1y

Story structure can be good, it can also make it painfully obvious. Personally I prefer not being able to guess the ending after the first chapter... 🤔😁

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @bookbubble @humour @reading

#TomGauld #And #The #Story #Of #The #Structure
#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing
#Repost #From #Old #Account