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122d

When Philip Glass is reincarnated as a golden retriever. (The brightest of all dog breeds.)

#dog #dogs #dogstoton #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour

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173d

The past. #grickledoodle #witch #curse #frog #coffee #cafe #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a frog getting his coffee order at a cafe and looking back at a witch on her laptop who is looking at him. Caption reads "They hadn't seen or spoken to each other in years, but he recognized her right away."

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182d

But what if I'm reading all comfy in my bed one night and get a craving for cheese, should I stop and get up and get cheese, that doesn't sound right 😜 😂

@libraries @Libraries@fedigroups.social @library @books @bookstodon @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Library #LibraryMemes #Meme #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove

Post but Uni of Liverpool Library: This is not a bookmark.

Photo of an individually wrapped slice of cheese.

Reply: Me talking to the pest control man - "No mate I've no idea why we have mice in the library"
*Picks up a book and actual cheese falls out of it*

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182d

New information. #grickledoodle #cats #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a stunned cat sitting in a chair reading a book titled "Pushing Crap off Tables." Caption reads "There were techniques listed that she'd never even heard of before."

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114d

Above the system. #grickledoodle #monopoly #jail #court #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of the Monopoly Guy sitting in a courtroom while his lawyer presents a card to the judge. Caption reads "Your honor, before proceedings begin my client would like to make you aware of his "get out of jail free" card."

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188d

On the rare occasions that I’m not taking pictures of my #cats (see: almost all my other posts), I make a podcast called The Worst Writer in the World

My co-conspirator, Howard, has spent his life writing badly. Now we try to bring his stories to life, and maybe make them better

We laugh a lot. Our listeners do too (or so they tell us)

There’s over 250 episodes, all free, and - most importantly - they don’t have ads. We do it because we love it

Maybe you will too

#writing #comedy #humor

The artwork for The Worst Writer in the World podcast. At the bottom, there is a pot of ink, from which emerges a cloud of black ink containing the show title in white letters, which takes up the top half of the image. The background is blue.

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172d

Late success. #grickledoodle #death #painting #success #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #horror #humor

A cartoon illustration of an undead skeleton painting a portrait of a nude woman with an apple while people look on. Caption reads "It wasn't until after his death that the public really began to notice him and his work."

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140d

nap outdoors requires comfort
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor

Daschund is pulling big plush dog bed out on the deck through the partially open sliding door.

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140d

Wake up let's play
#dogs #dogsofmastodon #Humor

Westie stands at the couch where a visla is sleeping and pulls on the dog's long ear hanging off the armrest.

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180d

Instincts. #grickledoodle #pets #naps #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a woman falling asleep in a chair as her dogs and cat surround her. Caption reads "Sensing a snooze was imminent, the nap vultures began to circle their prey."

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126d

Deep thinking. #grickledoodle #thoughts #creativity #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a woman with a shoulder bag, filling it with random creatures and items in her backyard, Caption reads "She would sometimes go to the backyard and collect her thoughts."

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52d

Interesting. #grickledoodle #cats #catlady #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Many cats peer from the windows, porch, and yard of a suburban house while a man walks past, implying the homeowner known as the unseen "cat lady" is absent; caption reads, "No one had actually seen the 'cat lady' in years."

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137d

Whoops. #grickledoodle #horror #maigc #brothers #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a suprised boy wearing a wizard hat and holding a wand, staring at his little brother who is a toad with orange hair. Caption reads "Much to Roger's amazement, the spell had actually worked on his little brother."

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166d

RE: https://sunny.garden/@lichendust/116217917003025888

Not knowing what I'm doing is how I do everything 😂

@bookstodon @books @joinin
@worldbuilding @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#SpeculativeFiction #FantasyBooks
#FantasyMemes #SciFiMemes #Fantasy #SciFi #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Low #High #Epic #Science #Opera #Hard #CottageCore #SolarPunk #Comedic #Whatever #GiveMeAllYouveGot
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove

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139d

Desperate. #grickledoodle #wizardofoz #heart #brain #cartoon #humor #art #funny

A cartoon illustration of a disembodied brain and heart sitting in a cafe while a scarecrow and tin man stare at them from the window. The heart says to the brain, "Don't turn around now, but it looks like our two 'creepers' are back."

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138d

Sailing the high seas for pizza. #grickledoodle #TMNT #turtles #pirates #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor #mutiny

A cartoon illustration of the teenage mutant ninja turtles pushing a pirate captain overboard a ship. Caption reads "Teenage Mutiny Pirate Turtles."

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163d

Bad timing. #grickledoodle #death #videogames #inevitable #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #horror #humor

A cartoon illustration of a man playing a video game and being irritated by the appearance of the Grim Reaper at his door. Caption reads "Ahh jeez, can I at least finish this level I'm on?"

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164d

Didn't catch it, It crawled away
#dogs #dogsofmastodon #Humor

Sad daschund is on the beach, covered in sand all over its body, is looking up at the camera.

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160d

Pets. #grickledoodle #cat #dog #europe #pets #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of man in his pajamas holding a cup of coffee looking at his dog and cat standing at the doorway with backpacks. Caption reads "We've decided to see Europe."

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132d

Brag: I have been bumped up to staff writer at the Squeaky Wheel! It’s a satire publication by disabled writers. I’m quite proud of this little archive of posts I’m building up there. If you haven’t seen these as I’ve posted them individually, I hope you like them! #Disability #Comedy #Humor #Satire #Writing https://thesqueakywheel.org/author/syhoekstra/

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