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1y

This is like golf, right? Lower the number the better?

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Alarmingly Bad comic about a man and his self worth

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167d

Haha, classic Galbor

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Alarmingly Bad comic about causal Friday

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/780345332075839488
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sleeping, cuddled up together in bed. Green has wiggled himself entirely on Blue's side of the bed, pressing against him. Both of the foxes are startled awake as Green bolts up, eyes wide. Green: I sent the peanut delivery to the wrong address and my alien grandma fell outside and I can't find the- Green pauses, collecting himself. Blue looks at him, still somewhat shaken. Green: Wait... That was a dream, wasn't it? Blue: Yep. Relieved, Green settles back down. Now wide awake, Blue looks at him. Green: Oh good.

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1y

Only a Sith deals in absolute bangers.

#comic #starwars #webcomic

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1y

minimalism

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4-panel Loading Artist comic. 1: A man says, “Welcome to my guide on becoming a MINIMALIST.” 2: Camera zooms out—he’s standing in a furnished living room. “Step 1,” he continues. 3: A woman in a robe on the stairs calls the police: “HELLO? SOMEONE’S BROKEN INTO MY HOUSE!” 4: The man lies content in an empty prison cell, embracing the minimalist life.

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1y

His aim is *that* bad

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114d

through the grapevine

#unix_surrealism #comic #9front #plan9 #glenda #cirno #art #foss #iwp9 #propaganda

cirno and glenda are resting after defeating 4 million plan9 mata_bots

cirno: "how about we just call it 9front?"

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/781155647229149184
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green with a look of mild concern, as Green is sitting with his back towards Blue, looking grumpy. Blue: What's wrong? Green turns to look over his shoulder to talk to Blue. Green: I'm annoying and stinky. Blue: That's not true. As Green turns his head back around, Blue kisses the back of his neck. No longer grumpy, Green looks surprised instead. Blue: You are absolutely not stinky. A moment after Blue has left the scene, Green picks up on the implication and turns to look at the direction where Blue had gone to, now frowning in insult. Green: ...Hey!

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1y

Resurrecting this Easter comic 🥚

Bonus panel in the replies, but uh... well, you've been warned.

#comic #comics

5-panel Loading Artist comic. 1: A kid joins an Easter egg hunt and sneaks into a chicken coop. 2: He spots a chicken in a nest. 3: He lifts the chicken -- no egg underneath. 4: He turns to leave, defeated. 5: He pulls on a rubber glove. The chicken starts sweating.

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1y

…close enough, Tiny Ghost

#comic #webcomic #friends

Alarmingly Bad comic about a ghost making friends

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1y

one for the road 🚗

👇 bonus panels in the replies 👇

#comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics

5-panel Loading Artist comic. 1: A man fills a cup with gasoline at a gas station. 2: He pours it into his car’s tank. 3: A gas station worker yells, “Hey! What do you think you’re doing?!” 4: The man holds up his cup - it says “FREE REFILL.” 5: One worker asks, “What do we do?” The other just shrugs: “What CAN we do?”

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1y

over the top 🐈

#comic #comics #cats #catlife

4-panel Loading Artist comic. 1: Hat Guy leans on a very tall cat tree that extends out of frame. “I went a little overboard, I know...” 2: Friend points upward, asking, “Does your cat ever climb to the top?” 3: Hat Guy looks up through binoculars. 4: He lowers them, beaming: “He’s reached Base Camp 2!”

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/786054470235717632
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are admiring a massive root vegetable, which resembles in appearance a white carrot, but is the size of an entire adult fox. Green: Look at the size of this vegetable. I need it. Blue looks at Green as Green struggles to lift the vegetable, picking it up from one end with his teeth. Blue: ...Do you know how to cook it? Green: ...Let's handle one problem at a time. Blue gives Green a puzzled look as the vegetable slips from Green's grip, slamming against the ground with a big, hefty "whump". Blue: Wait, what's the current problem? Both foxes are back to studying the vegetable, which has barely moved at all. Green: Getting it home.

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1y

Welp, you’re hired

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1y

Latest comic: What lives matter?

#cartoon #comic

FIRST CAME BLACK LIVES MATTER

Black woman holding sign: I WANT TO LIVE!

THEN CAME THE REACTIONARY ALL LIVES MATTER

Guy with confederate flag: BLM IS THE PROBLEM

NOW WE HAVE NO LIVES MATTER (EXCEPT FOR A FEW)

Oligarch in Hawaiian shirt throwing papers in garbage can: CONSUMER PROTECTIONS,
POLLUTION CONTROLS, SAFETY REGS, HEALTHCARE

EVENTUALLY…

TETRAPOD LIVES MATTER

Tetrapods crawling out of sea: WELL, I GUESS IT'S UP TO US TO REPOPULATE THIS PLACE.

©2025 Jen Sorensen

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141d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/814598079939592192
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddled up together, with Green deep in thought and Blue sound asleep. Green, thinking: I want to kiss your neck and nibble your ears and touch your butt and fluff your tail, and... I want to touch you everywhere at the same time. My body is inefficient. As Green speaks out nonchalantly, Blue opens one eye, deeply baffled by what he hears. Green: You make me wish I had tentacles.

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1y

blade facts

#unix_surrealism #comic #openblade #technomage #ssh

Girl listens to OpenBlade's conspiracy

OpenBlade: "One of the seven hundred thousand blocked ssh connections could be your soulmate."

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/785245509912805376
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is looking at something on his phone as Green lays on the floor, looking annoyed. Green: I'm booooooored. While Blue is still on his phone, Green sticks his tongue out in response to Blue's suggestion. Blue: Do you want to go on a bike ride? Green: Pleh. As Blue continues browsin his phone, Green blinks at his next suggestion, now alert and interested. Blue: Do you want to see this boat they have on display 13 km from here? A moment later, both foxes are riding their bicycles onward with great speed and excitement. Green: Adventure!

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1y

Do you pray?

#unix_surrealism #magnetic_nymph #technomage #comic #runbsd #linux

Girl acquires a vintage machine from a malevolent spirit.

Magnetic Nymph: "You know, normally we use these to trap souls. You hackers truly are weird."

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/784159101382017024
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, both of whom are powdery yellow, and squinting as if they have something in their eyes. Fox 1: Well, you know what the upside here is? Fox 2: Do tell. The second one of the foxes shakes itself vigorously, revealing a green centre underneath the yellow dust. Fox 1: Now I know for sure that my allergy meds are working. Having shaken off enough of it to be identified, Green fox still has a substantial coating of pollen on him. The other fox shakes itself - revealing a blue centre. Still squinting, Green pulls his head back from the dust cloud. Green: True. The amount of pollen out there is wild. Now both merely pollen-stained instead of entirely pollen-coated, both of the foxes are still squinting to keep it out of their eyes. Blue: Do you want to take a shower first, or can I? Green: You go ahead.

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1y

Throwback to a few years ago when my Discord stepped up and let me take a week off from Alarmingly Bad for vacation.

This comic from Matthew over at RoleTheBones (bsky, YouTube, TikTok) was so silly I had to voice it #throwback #galbor #comic

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1y

Latest comic: Facing the threat

#cartoon #comic #uspol #democracy

FACING THE THREAT

National Democratic party leader, a man in a suit freaking out: THINGS HAVE GONE TOO FAR DOWN A DARK PATH. WE'RE ON THE BRINK OF DISASTER!

Party leader: WE FACE A DANGEROUS POLITICIAN WHO HAS INFLAMED THE PASSIONS OF THE WORKING CLASS.

THEY ACTUALLY VOTED FOR THIS MADMAN!

Party leader: SOME MEMBERS OF OUR COMMUNITY ARE SCARED AND LIVING IN FEAR. WE MUST THROW ALL OUR FINANCIAL RESOURCES AGAINST HIM, AND BE UNIFIED IN OUR MESSAGING.

Young woman: WOW, DEMOCRATIC LEADERS ARE FINALLY STANDING UP TO TRUMP!

Party leader: TRUMP? I'M TALKING ABOUT THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE FOR MAYOR OF NEW YORK!

©2025 Jen Sorensen

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1y

Latest comic on "solving" the problem of fascism by insulting the very people trying to fight it.

#comic #cartoon #humanrights #democracy

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/785609053043933184
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are standing at a shipyard, looking at a big, fine boat. Blue: Here it is! We made it! Walking on the deck, Blue and Green are approaching an obstacle. Blue looks at Green with caution, while Green frowns. Blue: Be careful, the deck is uneven. Green: I'm not that oblivious to- Spotting something completely different behind them, Green turns his head to look at it, while both are still walking. Green: Hey look! That bird on that little rock over there! That's a corm- Green trips on the obstacle that has been right in front of the foxes the whole time that they have been slowly approaching it.

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/784789792983580672
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are admiring a small wooden dresser they bought. Blue: It was a good price for such a nice dresser. Green: Yep. Blue looks at Green in confusion as Green turns around to go get something. Green: Well, now all it needs is the final touch. Blue's confusion deepens as Green returns with a large bag. Green: Buttons, pins, nuts and bolts, rubber bands, foreign coins, and lint! Blue continues to stare at Green, utterly baffled, as Green looks up at him while casually pouring the bag's contents into the drawers. Blue: You are the reason why those show up in every drawer? Green: Of course?

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