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191d

happy new year

#unix_surrealism #technomage #fossangel #comic

Bloodied Techno-Mage is approached by Fossangel.

Fossangel: "You look beat. Have you considered taking a break?"

Mage: "That's an option?"

Fossangel: "Considering is."

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203d

Inheritance

#unix_surrealism #technomage #fosschild #openblade #comic #openbsd #lisp #lispmachine #ai

Old Techno-Mage and Fosschild stand over a table upon which OpenBlade is placed.

Mage: "...I want you to have it."

Fosschild: "For real?"

OpenBlade: "Um... excuse me? I feel like I should have some say in this..."

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184d

My showerhead is up to a pack a day at this point.

#comic #webcomic #studentloans #pressure

Alarmingly Bad comic about the pressure of a shower head

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183d

The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid! #coffee #comic #caffeine #video

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43d

It was at this point I realized she was probably smarter than me.

#comic #webcomic #parenting

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166d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/773562326328672256
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are out and about, with Green walking ahead and Blue following, glaring all around himself with a frown. Blue: Uuh, I hate going out in public and the public is there. Too many people. Green: Cities are like that. Blue continues his sullen narration as Green listens, saying nothing. Blue: Mulling neck-deep in this sludge of bodies, drowning in constant pointless chatter... Green draws a deep breath as Blue keeps going. Blue: Stuck in a sickening, seething swarm of- Green halts, turning around to look at Blue while interrupting him. Looking back at him, Blue snaps out of his mood. Green: If you hate this so much, you could just make a shopping list so I can get everything myself? Blue: No, I'm alright. I'm just monologuing.

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163d

He moisturizes #comic #webcomic

Alarmingly Bad comic where an eyeball needs a fake id

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181d

Welp, sometime you just got roll with a strip and move on.

#Comic #WebComic #ComicStrip

Panel 1. Buddy says "I got locked outside of my car."

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Panel 2. Pal asks "When did you get a car?"

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Panel 3. Buddy responds "Good question. That would explain a few things."

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180d

The English versions of my short mangas “MOONLIGHT” and “GREEN FLASH” created in 2023-2024, are now completed.
I'm selling these Ebooks on Buy Me a Coffee.
You can access the shop page through the link below.
I would be happy if you could read and enjoy them!

https://buymeacoffee.com/akaten/extras

#mastoart #art #manga #comic #fedibird

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195d

tales from the front

#unix_surrealism #mata #comic #foss

A Foss-War veteran remembers:

Narration: "Would you even believe me, if I told you, all of us thought we were on the right side of history back then?"

...

Two human MATA soldiers and two MATA_Bots rest around their MATA_Panzer in a destroyed city. Their commander addresses them.

Commander: "Boys... We'll be spending the holidays together after all..."

One of the Bots: "Fscking typical..."

Commander: "We're to rendezvous with the heavy bot division and join the assault on Fosstown."

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53d

Latest comic: Beware of Glernog

#cartoon #comic #oligarchy #aliens #climatechange

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176d

#lispyGopherClimate #podcast #archive https://archives.anonradio.net/202501150000_screwtape.mp3 0UTC Wed
#interview ing @shizamura author of the popular #scifi https://sarilho.net/en/ #comic

#climateCrisis #haiku by @kentpitman

#liveChat in #lambdaMOO as always
telnet lambda.moo.mud.org 8888
co guest
@join screwtape

#Questions for @shizamura please!

#lisp, #fortran, #grammars, oh my.

#Murderbots #bookstodon @nosrednayduj @dougmerritt @ratxue @mdhughes I finally read 90% of it (no spoilers please)

LISPY
GOPHER
SHOW
The gopher, on top of a building reaches down towards the lisp alien's outstretched nose.
anonradio.net 000UTC wednesdays
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170d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/773196384905150464
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting side-by-side, watching something ahead of them with keen interest. Green: As a kid I thought that banana seeds were in the peel. That if you left the peel somewhere warm and sunny, it would grow into a tree. Blue: Any guesses on what is currently growing from our trash can? The view pans out, revealing what the foxes have been looking at: A curious plant almost twice as tall as the foxes, growing out of a trash can. Its branches curl like vines, and instead of leaves, it appears to have eyeballs, most of which are studying the foxes with an equal curiosity. Green: Nope.

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170d

9 like 9

#9front #comic #linux #penguin

Penguin mom and her penguin child come across start9 linux.

Child: "Mama?"

Mom: "No, we have 9 at home."

*9 at home*

It's an old crt with `don't touch the artwork poster' in the background. The screen shows nothing but the gray background of rio and the 9 mouse cursor.

Penguin child is ecstatic: "Sweet!"

Penguin mom is happy.

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165d

This week's comic: Your New Order Has Arrived

#cartoon #comic #politics #media #authoritarianism

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140d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/775915647932809216
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

$A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed, cuddling with their eyes closed. Green has rolled over to Blue's side of the bed, curling around him as the big spoon. His phone is on the other side of the bed, on his pillow. Green, in thought: Sounds like he's asleep. Green turns away from Blue to look at his phone. Blue frowns in his sleep. Green, still in thought: Now for some phone time. Blue turns around, pulling Green to himself in one swift movement of blue-green blur. For a brief fraction of a second, Green's phone remains dangling in the air as he drops it. Having pulled Green into a tight cuddle in the middle of the bed, Blue continues his peaceful sleep. Still wide awake, Green looks at his phone - which now rests on the other side of the bed, just out of reach - with mild longing. Green, still in thought: Ah.$

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