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This week's comic: Zero dimensional chess

#cartoon #comic #uspol #media #journalism #authoritarianism #democracy

ZERO DIMENSIONAL CHESS

SIDELINING OTHER MEMBERS OF THEIR OWN PARTY, DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP PRESENTS A BOLD VISION.

SCHUMER: WE SUPPORT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND WILL DO NOTHING TO GET IT!

STANDING BEHIND A LECTERN WITH A SIGN READING A NONENTITY YOU CAN COUNT ON

VOTER 1: I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR CANDIDATES WHO IGNORE ME AND EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN!

VOTER 2: LET'S BE WHOLLY DEFINED BY OPPOSITION PROPAGANDA!

HOLDING SIGN READING TABULA RASA NOW!

THE PRESS RESPONDS

PUNDIT 1: FINALLY THE DEMS HAVE STOPPED POLARIZING THE NATION!

PUNDIT 2: YES, BUT ARE THEY CAPITULATING QUICKLY ENOUGH?

ALSO, THEY STILL EXIST.

PUNDITS ARE SITTING AT NEWSDESK THAT READS NATTERING NOGGINS

PUNDIT 3: THEY HAVEN'T LITERALLY IMMOLATED THEMSELVES YET, WHICH STRIKES ME AS OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE WORKING CLASS.

PUNDIT 1: WE CAN ONLY HOPE THEY SOON REACH A BIPARTISAN AGREEMENT TO SELF-DEPORT!

©2025 Jen Sorensen

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135d

Land of the Primordial Machine p. 4

#unix_surrealism #technomage #comic

The car is speeding through the desert. The deck is filled with various computers and radios. Two beeps go off and a printer spits out a message:

"MT_OB_emergency
>transmitting on
>all libre
>frequencies:
HELP HELP HELP
HELP HELP HELP
HELP"

The driver talks to the passenger seat.

Driver: "Sounds like a damsel in distress scenario! Trace the signal, MB!"

There is a depressed Mata_Bot head in the seat.

Mata_Bot: "...fine"

Driver: "Good bot."

Mata_Bot: "sigh."

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164d

Taking a break from the #doomscrolling (stickycomics.com) #comic

4 panel comic strip. Woman is mad looking at her phone. "I need a social media detox," she thinks. In the next panel she sees a flyer for Wood Shop and thinks, "Woodworking! Sounds perfect." In the 3rd panel she works a table saw. In the last panel, she looks proudly on what she's built, a guillotine.

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135d

Land of the Primordial Machine p. 3

#unix_surrealism #technomage #comic

Bird is cannibalizing a dead screen. It hears a noise. It is ran over by a.. car?

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132d

This week's comic: "Protecting the children"

#uspol #comic #cartoon #children #education #lgbtq #climate #health #healthcare #transgender

"Protecting the Children"

Woman talking to man in red hat:

AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT TODAY'S KIDS BEING FILLED WITH MICROPLASTICS?
WE HAD LEAD PAINT AND I TURNED OUT SMART.

WHAT ABOUT MEASLES OR POLIO BEING REINTRODUCED?
MAKES 'EM TOUGH.

SCHOOL SHOOTINGS?
INEVITABLE.

CLIMATE CHANGE?
HOAX.
EXTREME WILDFIRES?
THEY'LL ADAPT.

ELIMINATING THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION?
DON'T NEED IT.

A TINY NUMBER OF MINORS WHO ARE PRESCRIBED PUBERTY BLOCKERS?
WE MUST OVERTHROW DEMOCRACY TO STOP IT!

©2025 Jen Sorensen

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134d

[Repost] Too stupid to remember things, too smart to forget them #comic #webcomic

Alarmingly Bad webcomic where a man forgets things

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/783520669851893760
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are on a walk. Blue: Seems like the rain is easing. Green looks up to the sky. Green: Huh, it wasn't bad after all. An enormous downpour begins immediately. Calmly, Blue turns to address Green. Blue: I think it heard you.

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133d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/776728870909083648
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue arrives to the scene as Green is sulking on the floor, next to a collection of wilting potted plants. Blue looks at Green with concern. Blue: What's wrong? Green: Everything is bad, my plants are dying, my life is falling apart. Blue offers Green a glass of water and a straw. Green drinks, without moving from his place on the floor. Blue: Drink some water. Green: Can't see how that helps, but sure. Blue watches with mild surprise as Green jumps up, suddenly energetic, obliviously knocking over the glass. Green: Hey, I have energy again! I think I'll water my plants! Soon, a caption above the foxes states "minutes later:". The formerly wilted plants are flourishing, and Green looks at them with surprise and delight. Blue, saying nothing, is looking at blue. Green: Blue, look! My plants are ok! They just needed some water and were being dramatic about it!

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155d

Just gonna mark this down as “user error” #comic #comics #techsupport

Alarmingly Bad comic about a man giving tech support

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154d

Who let the dogs out? #comics #comic #webcomics

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153d

Latest comic: Plutobrats

#cartoon #comic #politics #uspol #tech

The Pluto-brats

TREASURY DEPARTMENT LIVECAM

20-YEAR-OLD MUSKETEERS

Bro riding inflatable toy: WHEE! WE'RE HACKING THE SYSTEM!

CAREER CIVIL SERVANT HERE. MAYBE YOU DON'T WANT TO BREAK THAT-

Bro smashing payout server: MY BILLIONAIRE SUGAR DADDY SAYS YOU'RE FIRED!

Civil servant: UM... YOU AREN'T GOING TO CHANGE FUNDING FOR FLIGHT SAFETY, ARE YOU?

Bro: PUT IT ON THE BLOCKCHAIN!

Retiree: I'M NERVOUS ABOUT MY SOCIAL SECURITY PAYMENTS!

Bro: RELAX! WE'RE LIBERATING YOU FROM THE TYRANNY OF THE ADMINISTRATIVE STATE!

©2025 Jen Sorensen

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129d

THAT ROCK WAS INDEED COOL, MORTAL #galbor #comic #webcomic #cartoon

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151d

Thanks, Galbor #comic #comics

Alarmingly Bad comic where Galbor gives some advice

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125d

Latest comic: It's profoundly weird to witness what is happening in the US as someone who came of age at the end of the Cold War.

#cartoon #comic #uspol #ukraine

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25 years ago, on February 13, 2000 the final "Peanuts" comic strip was released. It followed the death of Charles M. Schulz the day before, as he passed away only a few hours before its publication, serving as his final farewell to his readers.

#Peanuts #Comics #CharlesSchulz #comic #ComicStrip #ComicStrips #OTD #Snoopy

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119d

One does not simply float into Mordor

#lotr #comic #webcomic #galbor

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147d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/775455355791638528
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at a calendar, and Green is turning around to see what he's looking at. One of the days in the calendar is marked in red. Blue: Oh, it's valentine's day today! Blue turns to look at Green. Blue: Should we have done something special? Green: But every day with you is special. Blue: We both forgot to plan anything? Green: Yep.

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118d

This week's comic: Playing the wealth card

#cartoon #comic #billionaires #uspol #oligarchy #authoritarianism #economy

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147d

Rata2e

#comic #video #galbor

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107d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/779092166985351168
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green full of love and enthusiasm. Green leans back, with water droplets falling from him. Blue: Kisses and affection! Green: No wait Unyielding, Blue comes closer Green: I just took Blue successfully tackles Green to the ground, laying on top of him while beaming with joy. Green is still dripping water. Green: ...A shower. Blue squeezes his eyes shut, trying to wiggle away as Green wraps his tail around him, foiling any attempts to escape. Blue: Oh ew, you're wet! Green: And so are you.

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Latest comic on the dismantling of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau

#cartoon #comic #economy #uspol #oligarchy

THE CONSUMER FINANCIAL DESTRUCTION BUREAU

THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS SHUTTING DOWN THE NATION'S CONSUMER WATCHDOG.

OFFICIAL: FOR YEARS NOW, THE CFPB HAS CODDLED THE WEAK. IT'S TIME TO RETURN POWER TO APEX PREDATORS!

MANY AMERICANS REJOICE.

MAN: WOO! FREEDOM TO BE SCAMMED!

WOMAN: GIVE ME LOAN SHARKS OR GIVE ME DEATH!

TOUGH GUY WITH LARGE TRUCK PARKED BEHIND HIM: THIS WILL SEPARATE THE ALPHA WINNERS FROM THE GULLIBLE LOSERS!

REPO MAN HOLDING TITLE LOAN: EXCUSE ME. I'VE COME TO REPO YOUR TRUCK.

OFFICIAL: GREAT NEWS: WE'VE OPENED UP A TIPLINE TO REPORT BUSINESSES THAT ARE BEING
TOO NICE. REMEMBER, THE WEAK CALL STRENGTH "CRIME."

©2025 Jen Sorensen

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So much for free speech: Political cartoonist told to pull #comic rightly mocking the world's richest welfare queen.

The AJC op-ed cartoonist is advised not to tell the truth

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105d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/779267104416448512
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue turns around to look at Green, and the foxes look at each other in confusion. Blue: What was it that we needed from the grocery store? Green: Oh right! Blue: It was something important, wasn't it? Green: I think so, too. The foxes ponder, frowning in contemplation. Blue: Any other clues? Green: Nope. Giving up, the foxes return to look at each other. Blue: We're only going to remember once it's too late, aren't we? Green: The consequences will be devastating.

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My first OC hentai doujin is out, pls enjoy! 🤥🕳️
https://comicstrip.club/money-maker/

#OC #hentaidoujin #shota #pinocchio #comic

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Which one of the plagues is this again?

#comic #webcomic #sweaterweather

Alarmingly Bad comic where it’s sweater weather

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