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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/759418089037332480
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of multicolour foxes, one of which is Blue, the other is Green. In this one, Green is hanging out with a group of other, even greener foxes, making him look blue in contrast. Narration: Sometimes who you are depends on your company. You might be the most blue of all your friends... Green turns away, waving goodbye to his friends. Green: I think I'm heading home now - it was nice to see you! Friend: Text us when you get home! Green is on his way home. Narration: And then you go home to somebody you love At home, Green kisses Blue. Narration: ...And you're the greenest guy they know.

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/759595368975646720
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are outside. The sun is shining, and Green - who is carrying an umbrella - glares at it angrily. Green: How is it only sunny when I have my umbrella? Still frowning, Green turns back towards Blue, who looks at him quietly. Green: But if I prepared for sunshine, it would rain. Green's expression brightens up as he opens the umbrella. Blue continues watching, saying nothing. Green: But wait, what if I use my umbrella as a parasol? Both of the foxes float off into the air. Having let go of his umbrella, Green looks at it with frustration as it floats away from him. Blue: Ope, there goes gravity. Green: Oh, not again.

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COMIC: Pizza Time

Sometimes you’re just horny for pizza.

(Throwback to my collab with the incredibly funny and talented @theunderfold! Check him out!)

#comic #webcomic #pizza

Alarmingly Bad collab with The Underfold about a man ordering a pizza

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oldie but goldie: let's do art!
... Relating pretty heavily to this one right now 🥹

#MastoArt #FediArt #PixelArt #Art #Comics #Comic

A 4 Panel, Pixel Art Comic featuring a character with a pink sweater that has a smiley face. The character is holding a digital pen in the first panel, while screaming "Time to Draw!". In the second and third panel they're sitting on front of the PC, with hands on the digital tablet and keyboard, doing nothing. In the fourth panel, they lay down between both of those things, while some "smoke"/scribbles appear floating above their head. Same, little fella, same.

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Selling stuff on Craigslist
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#comic #funny #kevincomics #relatable

Panel 1: Kevin sits at a little table. On the table, there's a little red lamp. A tag hangs off that says "$5." Craigslist Guy walks up. "Hey is your lamp still available?" Craigslist Guy asks. "Yup! Just $5!" Kevin says. Panel 2: Without a word, Craigslist Guy starts to literally fade away. Panel 3: Going. Going... Panel 4: Gone. Craigslist Guy has disappeared. Leaving Kevin alone, deadpanning to camera.

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Latest comic: Critics to ignore

#uspol #elections #2024election #kamala #KamalaHarris #women #gender #comic #cartoon #media

CRITICS TO IGNORE

1. Pundit: The Democratic Convention failed to speak to America's barbarian-curious young men who just want to drag women around by their hair.

Helmeted man in furs in the background dragging a woman by her ponytail

Pundit: Will no one think of them?

2. Elizabeth Warren was too wonky and full of boring plans. Kamala Harris is all style and no substance. Why can't these ladies ever get it right?

3. Dems calling Trump and Vance "weird" is extremely alienating to those of us who believe in civility. Why can't they stay positive?

4. What is this "joy" of which the Democrats speak? Everyone knows a winning campaign is a miserable slog!

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/759786933605056512
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are out camping, carrying backpacks. Green: An important part of camping is to change your sheets before you leave. Blue: How so? Green: So when you get home, all tired and dirty and scrungy... At home, the foxes are in the shower, letting the water wash over them with their eyes peacefully closed: Green: You can just wash away all the dirt of nature and crawl in a fresh, clean bed. The foxes settle into bed, looking at each other. Blue: But I like smelling like the forest. Green: Sure, but I don't like pinecones in bed.

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I was asked to promote @FediverseSymbol in my work. So I had a naked friend do a short tutorial on how to paint the symbol itself. I hope it doesn't get lost in the federated timeline.

https://symbol.fediverse.info/

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They didn't pay me, but their manifesto website works in links2, so I figured I'll do it.

#art #mastoart #fediart #comic #artist #tutorial #links2gang

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/761230104534958080
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and green have found a dead bird on the ground, and look at it with sadness. Bue: Oh no, a dead bird. Green: Poor thing. Green pulls out his phone, as Blue looks at him with confusion. Blue: ...Are you taking a picture of it? Green: I'll ask my bone collector friend if he wants it. Blue's confusion deepens, while Green still focuses on his phone. Blue: ...You have a bone collector friend? Green: I have two, actually. Blue only grows more baffled by this, while Green still looks at the phone, halted by choice. Blue: How do you have two friends who collect bones? Green: Which one do I choose?

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/761054523548729344
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are out and about, moving briskly towards their destination. Blue: Let's go see the bakery section! Green: Yay! Sitting with their backs towards each other, the foxes glare at the opposite ends of a baked goods display in disgusted disappointment. Both foxes, thinking: Oh ew, they only seem to have all the gross ones. Does someone actually like these? The foxes turn to look at each other. Blue: Have you found any good ones. Green: Nope. You? Both Blue and Green stretch their necks to have a better look at the opposite sides of the display, towards the goods that the other one just glared at in disgust. Both foxes, simultaneously: No wait, they have all the good ones on your side!

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#comic

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/760517143097982976
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is seated in front of a sink, which has pink soap foam brimming out of it, looking irate. Green, thinking: Oh, there he comes to pull me away from my work and kiss my neck. He always does that when I'm trying to wash the dishes! Blue walks past Green, oblivious to his seething. No longer mad, Green turns around, looking at the direction Blue left, in confusion. Green: Hey, where are my neck kisses?

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/760691583619317760
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are getting groceries. Blue is looking at Green, as Green scratches his chin with his tail, deep in thought. A little further away, a purple fox looks at them, seeming amused. Blue: Was it spring rolls? I think you mentioned spring rolls. Green: ...Maybe? Purple: Heh. Blue and Green turn to look at the purple fox as he addresses them. Purple: Same thing every time, eh? Wife sends you to buy one thing, and you completely forget it! Purple raises his tail in embarrassed surprise as Green responds to him. Green: Actually, we're gay. Purple: Oh! Purple relaxes as Green continues with a joke. Green: And that's why we're both at the store, forgetting what we came here for! Purple: Oh, I see!

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"i never used a computer again"

#unix_surrealism #fossangel #vim #ed #comic #monochrome

A man named Velver sleeps soundly in his humble home.

"It was a night like no other. I powered down the machine after my evening sermon of preaching the good word of VIM to the heretics in the comments section and then went to sleep."

"The room was engulfed in complete darkness, when I was awoken by the sound of fluttering packets and could just begin to make out the shape of a being towering over my bed, struggling to fit inside my small room."

"In what can be best described as thunderous voice, it addressed me directly:"

FOSSANGEL speaks to Velver: "VELVER ZEDNAR, I AM THE ANGEL OF FOSS: ED(1) IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR."

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COMIC: Verbose

Every professional writer can do this, they just don’t out of politeness.

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic about a party conversation

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COMIC: Thrice

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

#comic #webcomic #beetlejuice #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic where a man gets a coffee

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Latest comic: Prairie Progressives
#uspol #USPolitics #cartoon #comic #TimWalz #media #journalism #rural

Prairie Progressives

1. The popularity of Tim Walz has reporters flummoxed

Tim Walz holding a piglet flanked by supporters

Reporter: What -- are we expected to cover these people as "real" Americans?

2. Reporter in diner interviewing guy in a Harris-Walz t-shirt: You're from a small midwestern town... and you're pro-choice and pro-union?

Diner guy: You've been hanging out in the wrong diners, buddy.

3. Reporter in field interviewing woman: But--but--rural folks aren't progressive!

Woman: Have you studied the history of farmers' and labor movements at all, my dude?

4. Reporter holding up MAGA hat to bearded guy: Come on -- don't you like MAGA just a teeny bit? Put on this hat and say something adorably rude.

Guy: When do I get my valorizing puff piece?

Reporter: Not until you put on the hat.

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/761411935721963520
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue halts in the middle of walking, hit by a sudden realisation, and Green turns around to look at him. Blue: Oh! Now I remember what we forgot to get from the store. Paper towels! Green and Blue both peer at a small shopping list which Blue has pulled out apparently out of nowhere. Green: Did we forget to put it on the list? Blue: No, we forgot to look at the list. Still holding the list in front of himself, Blue looks up to Green. Blue: With both of us having memory this bad, we aren't going to survive old age, are we? Green kisses Blue. Green: Nobody survives old age. Blue: Oh, you know what I meant.

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COMIC: No Touch

Look, I’m not addicted to coffee, but I’m pretty sure I will die if I stop drinking it.

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad #coffee

Alarmingly Bad comic where a man and his coworker talk about coffee

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/762140597948661760
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is looking at something on his computer, as Green approaches, looking at the screen over his shoulder. Blue: I wish I could buy this cool thing. Green: How much does it cost? Both of the foxes look at each other in confusion. Blue: I can't just make you buy it for me. Green: But I have money? Blue and Green start spinning in circles, chasing each other, looking progressively more and more frustrated. Blue: You should spend it on things you want. Green: And I want you to have nice things! Blue: I can't just mooch off you all the time! Green: Let! Me! Provide!

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/762317559946166272
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of one fox, who is green. In this one, Green is home alone, separating the tabs out of a number of empty soda cans scattered all around him. Narration: Things to do when your partner is away: take the tabs out of all empty soda cans in the house Then, Green is baking a cake, balancing a bowl of batter on his nose while wearing a chef hat and an apron, while aggressive music is playing. Narration: Bake a cake while blasting power metal Green is curled up in a tight little ball with his tail over his head, staring blankly in front of himself. Narration: Sit through a random spike of anxiety Finally, Green has returned to the soda tabs, and is joining them together to make a chain. Narration: Make soda tab punk crafts

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NEW COMMISSION SHEET! A bit more detailed for people who want to buy lower tiers of my art work.
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#commission #pngtuber #loli #lolicon #art #nsfw #comic

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/761591553445806080
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green, as Green approaches him wrapped in a pink blanket, scrunching his face in disgust. Green: Euugh ew it's cold in here! Green's face brightens up as Blue suggests a solution. Blue: Do you want me to go boot up my gaming PC? Green: Yes, please. Blue and Green settle around Blue's computer, with Blue sitting in front of the computer's screen, and Green seated right next to the machine itself. Blue: I think I know just the right game for this. The fans of the computer starts whirring as Blue turns it on, and the PC begins to glow faintly orange as it begins to radiate heat. Eyes closed in perfect serene peace, Green soaks in the warmth.

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COMIC: Redo

Blink twice if you need help, buddy.

#comic #webcomic #relatable

Alarmingly Bad comic where a man has to retype his password

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/762503159385030656
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is laying under a blanket, looking up at Blue who is sitting next to him. Blue: Now that it's getting colder, should I get my own blanket so I'm not always hogging yours? Green: Do you want to? Blue: Do you want me to? Green: I like having you close. Blue looks at Green as Green frowns. Blue: I don't want to ruin your sleep. Green: Get in here. Blue gets under the blanket as well, right next to Green, as both sleep soundly, side-by-side.

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