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COMIC: Pick Up

Hope this helps.

#comic #webcomics #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic which is a literal guide to picking up women

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/754071344720789504
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue sits in wait as Green arrives home, looking tired and all spent out. Blue: How was the party? Green: Awesome. Blue turns his head to follow Green with his eyes, as Green drags himself past him. Green: I burned through 3-4 months' worth of social battery in 24 hours. Green flops down onto the ground, laying on his stomach with his phone in front of his nose, as Blue looks at him with mild concern. Blue: Who are you texting now? Green: The group chat. We're scheduling the next event 3-4 months from now.

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1y

COMIC: Light

I’ve never understood this.

#batman #comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic where Batman and Commissioner Gordon talk about how to stay in touch

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/754802919061209088
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two red foxes, one of whom is bright red, another who is shorter, elderly, and a dimmer shade. The elder, Red's mother, looks at her daughter grumpily. Red listens patiently. Granny Red: Just so you know, I want no fuss about my 70th birthday 3 months from now. No gifts or parties. Red: Alright, mom. Granny Red: None. Though I might make some coffee if some of you might visit. And bake a cake. Granny Red turns to leave, looking over her shoulder at Red. Granny Red: It's in three months. Red: Noted. Granny Red: Just making sure. A while later, elsewhere, Blue and Green are sitting at home. Green turns to look at Blue, as Blue talks, looking at his phone. Blue: We got invited to my grandma's birthday party.

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/754251658351001600
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddling, with their heads pressed against each other. Blue has opened his eyes, while Green has his eyes closed, content and in peace. Blue: If you had the chance to start your life over, knowing everything you know now, would you? Green: No. Blue pulls away from Green, and the two look at each other. Blue: Why not? The foxes press their heads together again, Blue listens with his eyes open while Green talks, eyes closed. Green: I didn't like most of it. And I might not find you at the right time again. Blue closes his eyes as well, face pressed onto Green's. Blue: I would probably invest in stocks. Green: Good call.

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Clueless. #funny #comic #webcomic

[A person is having a video call with someone on their phone. They are holding a stick of lip balm in their other hand.]
Phone: Are you putting on lipstick?
Person: No, it's a new flavored lip balm I just got called passion crush.

Phone: Ooh, it sparkles! What does it taste like?
Person: Well, why don't you come over and find out?

[The person looks expectantly at their phone.]
Phone: Oh no thanks, that’s not sanitary. You shouldn't share lip balm.

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/755341705934422016
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this onw, Blue and Green are walking and talking. Green: My ex wouldn't believe in privacy. If I didn't want him going through my stuff, he'd insist I'm hiding something. Blue: If you went through my stuff, what would be the worst thing you could find? Green: None. I trust you. Blue: Even if you'd find a dead body? Green: I'd only be sad that you didn't trust me enough to ask for my help to hide it.

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14d

I talk a lot of shit for someone who couldn’t even be bothered to get up

#comic #webcomic #funny

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323d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/759239561728622592
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue shows Green a small figurine on the table in front of them. Green looks at it keenly. Blue: It took hours, but I've painted this minifigure. Green: Oh, it's flawless. Blue: No it's not. Green pulls out a magnifying glass to have a closer look at the figurine. Blue: It does have flaws. See that misplaced splotch of paint? Green: Nope. Giving up on the magnifying glass, Green studies the figurine under a massive microscope. Blue: The one right there, on the helmet. Green: Ah.

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364d

今天开始只喝雨水
guess I'll drink rain water now

#四格漫画 #comic
#comicstrip #pencil

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357d

COMIC VIDEO: This Guy

High-five five five five five five!

#comic #spiderman #webcomic #alarminglybad

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362d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/755712529479663616
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green have just completed setting up a tent. Blue admires the fruit of their labour, while Green looks up to the sky. Blue: Today is a good day to weather-test the tent. Green: I sense rain. The foxes look at each other. Blue: The forecast said it won't rain today. Green: And I said it will. Both of the foxes look up to the sky, as it starts raining. The foxes take shelter from the rain within the tent. Blue: Today is a good day to weather-test the tent.

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354d

COMIC VIDEO: Neptune

All I’m saying is if I got genie wishes things would get *weird*

#comic #webcomic #genie #alarminglybad

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326d

COMIC VIDEO: Light

I’ve never understood this.

#comic #batman #webcomic #alarminglybad

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347d

COMIC VIDEO: Boomerang

Don’t worry, he got what was coming to him

#comic #dadjoke #pun #alarminglybad

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348d

COMIC: Blocked

The only thing that’s aged poorly about this comic is Google being useful

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic where a man is asked to turn off his ad blocker

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347d

NEW COMIC: Butlinator

https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2024/07/26/butlinator/

#Comic #Comics #ActionFigurePhotography #ToyPhotography #Terminator #DC #Batman

A comic about Batman and the Terminator. Transcription too long for Mastodon. Click link for alt text.

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350d

COMIC VIDEO: Creation

It do be like that sometimes.

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

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337d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/757971525632704512
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are outside, pausing from whatever they were doing to look at a yellow butterfly fluttering past. A poem is narrated above them. narration: living things cannot own things that are eternal. The foxes turn to follow the butterfly, curious to see where it's going. narration: the calcium in my bones isn't mine, it's just my turn to have it. The foxes stop to observe as the butterfly lands on a little pink flower. narration: though love is forever, and we are not The foxes kiss, as the butterfly rests on the flower between them. narration: we still get to have it for life.

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330d

COMIC: Wolves

Who let the dogs out?

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad webcomic about a self help seminar gone wrong

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COMIC VIDEO: Numbers

Why numbers no go up make numbers go up

#comic #webcomic #corporatelife #alarminglybad

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343d

COMIC VIDEO: AL

Fricken algorithm

#algorithm #comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

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329d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/758694643410092032
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is standing at the stove, cooking something on a frying pan. Green appears, bleary-eyed and sleepy, having clearly just woken up. Tired, Green looks at the frying pan in incredulous confusion. Blue turns to look at him. Green: are you making macaroni for breakfast? Blue: No? Green is still staring at the frying pan, trying to process the information Blue is giving him. Blue: I'm making lunch. Blue turns back to tending to the cooking, as Green watches. Green: Time flies when you wake up at noon, huh? Blue: Yep.

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329d

COMIC VIDEO: The Good Doctor

Still better than WebMD

#comic #drpepper #alarminglybad

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322d

COMIC VIDEO: Insomnia

HaVe YoU tRiEd CoUnTiNg ShEeP?

#insomnia #comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

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