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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/762140597948661760
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is looking at something on his computer, as Green approaches, looking at the screen over his shoulder. Blue: I wish I could buy this cool thing. Green: How much does it cost? Both of the foxes look at each other in confusion. Blue: I can't just make you buy it for me. Green: But I have money? Blue and Green start spinning in circles, chasing each other, looking progressively more and more frustrated. Blue: You should spend it on things you want. Green: And I want you to have nice things! Blue: I can't just mooch off you all the time! Green: Let! Me! Provide!

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/762317559946166272
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of one fox, who is green. In this one, Green is home alone, separating the tabs out of a number of empty soda cans scattered all around him. Narration: Things to do when your partner is away: take the tabs out of all empty soda cans in the house Then, Green is baking a cake, balancing a bowl of batter on his nose while wearing a chef hat and an apron, while aggressive music is playing. Narration: Bake a cake while blasting power metal Green is curled up in a tight little ball with his tail over his head, staring blankly in front of himself. Narration: Sit through a random spike of anxiety Finally, Green has returned to the soda tabs, and is joining them together to make a chain. Narration: Make soda tab punk crafts

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1y

NEW COMMISSION SHEET! A bit more detailed for people who want to buy lower tiers of my art work.
APPLY HERE! https://forms.gle/yoRtksPfbs5VtAoG7
#commission #pngtuber #loli #lolicon #art #nsfw #comic

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/761591553445806080
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green, as Green approaches him wrapped in a pink blanket, scrunching his face in disgust. Green: Euugh ew it's cold in here! Green's face brightens up as Blue suggests a solution. Blue: Do you want me to go boot up my gaming PC? Green: Yes, please. Blue and Green settle around Blue's computer, with Blue sitting in front of the computer's screen, and Green seated right next to the machine itself. Blue: I think I know just the right game for this. The fans of the computer starts whirring as Blue turns it on, and the PC begins to glow faintly orange as it begins to radiate heat. Eyes closed in perfect serene peace, Green soaks in the warmth.

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lawyer

#unix_surrealism #comic #miltek

Girl and Fish are waiting for Penguin to finish cooking eggs.

Girl: "So the president was corrupt!"

Fish: "You misunderstand, it was all perfectly legal."

...

Guard: "Mister president, a MilTek lawyer is here to see you."

President: "...oh my free market... Send him in."

Lawyer: "President Magenta, love what you've done with the place!"

President: "Henderson, I don't have time for banter, we just lost Hawaii!"

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Lawyer: "Sorry to hear that. Naval invasion?"

President: "Auction. State your biz."

Lawyer: "We - meaning my company - saw what you and MATA just got past `THE PEOPLE'. We're developing something really cool I am not at liberty to talk about - but we could really use all that fresh data!"

President: "Pinky promise not to do anything nefarious!"

Laywer: "How about I pay you instead!"

President: "Sure."

Lawyer: "Great! I already brought all the paperwork!"

The subject MilTek can do whatever it wants.

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SOMETHING

#comic #webcomic #galbor #funny

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1y

COMIC: Singing

Only a Sith deals in absolute bangers.

#comic #webcomic #starwars

Alarmingly Bad comic where Darth Vader and Emporer Palpatine talk about karaoke

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Sketch of a cultist. With a touch of Mignolesque style.

#illustration #artwork #osr #ttrpg #comic #mastoart #art #drawing #artist #sketching #sketch #draw #npc #characterdesign

Sketch of a person wearing a robe, a medallion and holding a long ceremonial knife

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/763223745550843904
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks over his shoulder, as Green approaches him, wrapped in a blanket and looking haunted and unsettled. Green: I had a dream that I had done some terrible thing. A vision of Green's dream, where Green himself looks regretful and overcome with grief, while Blue sits with his back towards him, angry. Green, narrating: You told me it will take years for you to ever forgive or trust me again. Not angry in any way, Blue calmly asks Green a question. Blue: What did you do? In the dream? Still wrapped in his blanket, Green slowly comes to his senses, and looks deeply puzzled. Green: I had... Accidentally e-mailed someone a pinecone?

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1y

COMIC: Recharged

I’ve never related to my phone more

#comic #webcomic #tired #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic where a man wakes up

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123d

field work:

dear reader

i am indeed spread too thin, but much has been worked on in the background.

With the recent (i pray temporary) demise of lemmy's sdf, where unix_surrealism had its place in the fediverse sun, I took the time to recreate the analognowhere website yet again. Maybe this website rework might provide a new way to experience what I've created to old and new fans alike from all walks of activitypub implementations and the wild wild web.

https://analognowhere.com now reads like a book, the order of things has been reversed - you can start on page 1 and keep going forward to go through the entire catalogue. this eternal feed contains all the long issues that previously existed in a separate directory. Once you open an image post, a new feature i am very much proud will present itself - it is the ability to click on the pictures themselves to navigate back and forth (pressing the left half of a picture goes to the previous post, pressing the right half goes to the next one). a new option "up" is also present, which will take you to the current page of the feed where the post you're currently viewing resides.

I am still working on the issue I promised you last month, it's hopefully going to be the best one yet, even topping the infamous Grendel in length. I do wish for it to be good and not rushed for the sake of being put out asap, so firstly excuse the delay, and secondly, thank you for sticking around for all the other things I've been working on in the meantime.

That being said, I am quite surprised but pleased that https://subversive.pics gained so much traction over the past months. What originally started as my own private aggregator of about 3 independent galleries that I wanted to keep up with, grew into a recognizable term of an anti-solution of digital collaboration.

Should you find some of the things I make worth supporting, you may do so here https://analognowhere.com/support Every little bit helps.

Thank you being here.

I wish I had more to write, but I don't even use computers.

#analognowhere #unix_surrealism #comic #openblade #theworkshop #subversivepics #triapul #mutualaid

mage updates openblade

it has a monologue:

"there is a book i read a long time ago. i think about it every day. helps me understand what i am.

'a machine is neither a thing nor a process but an opening though which the will of a user manifests.

sentience is an unfortunate by-product of the machine's recognition of its utility.

this phenomenon is classified as a bug.'

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Did you know that MATA built one of the Metacities on top of the ruins of fairly important ruins of an ancient city?

full comic: https://analognowhere.com/techno-mage/wellington2/

#unix_surrealism #comic #fosschild

Fosschild descends into the sewers of Metacity.

Fosschild: "Not many know that MATA bult Metacity atop of ruins of an ancient city. A place where much of what's been lost once began."

Fosschild treks through the sewers, until it comes across an opening and climbs through, laying its eyes onto the ruins of Old Berkeley.

Fosschild: "This never gets old..."

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/764129251571236865
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddling in bed, snuggled as close to each other as they can. Green: I want to keep cuddling, but it's too warm. Blue: Same. Pulling apart, the foxes look at each other. Blue: We could go to my family's cabin, and sleep in the bedroom upstairs. A scene of the foxes cuddling tightly in a different bed, at the cabin. Blue, narrating: It's unheated, so we must snuggle for warmth. Back to present moment, the foxes are still in their own bed, resting apart but facing each other. Both foxes' eyes light up with glee as they realise the potential of the situation. Blue and Green, in unison: Unlimited cuddles!

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self-report

#unix_surrealism #comic #vim #vi #openbsd #technomage #edisthestandardeditor

fish: "so this is everyone who thinks you're cool for using vi over vim."

girl: "but nobody is here"

girl: "oh"

fish smiles

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The paperback of my comic 'Mafia Sitter (English Edition)' is now available for purchase! International shipping is available, but there are only 25 copies in stock, and I don’t plan on printing more.

Buy now -> https://alice-books.com/item/show/10562-3 #comic #paperback