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I felt compelled to draw this silly little comic tonight. Hope this is amusing.

#comic #jurassicpark #cake

A hand-drawn comic with six panels. It's the kitchen scene from the movie Jurassic Park. Panel 1: A velociraptor looks through the circular window in the park's commercial kitchen door. 2: The d oor handle is jiggling with a "rattle rattle" sound. 3: The door is open and the velociraptor has entered the kitchen! 4: A pair of kids are huddled, terrified, behind a stainless steel counter. 5: The velociraptor is knocking cooking implements off of the counter with a crash! 6: The velociraptor is wearing a baker's hat and an oven mitt and has baked a cake! The raptor and the kids are happy about the cake. The end.
Drawn in 2025 by David Gauer aka "Ratfactor"

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195d

Land of the Primordial Machine p. 3

#unix_surrealism #technomage #comic

Bird is cannibalizing a dead screen. It hears a noise. It is ran over by a.. car?

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This week's comic: "Protecting the children"

#uspol #comic #cartoon #children #education #lgbtq #climate #health #healthcare #transgender

"Protecting the Children"

Woman talking to man in red hat:

AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT TODAY'S KIDS BEING FILLED WITH MICROPLASTICS?
WE HAD LEAD PAINT AND I TURNED OUT SMART.

WHAT ABOUT MEASLES OR POLIO BEING REINTRODUCED?
MAKES 'EM TOUGH.

SCHOOL SHOOTINGS?
INEVITABLE.

CLIMATE CHANGE?
HOAX.
EXTREME WILDFIRES?
THEY'LL ADAPT.

ELIMINATING THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION?
DON'T NEED IT.

A TINY NUMBER OF MINORS WHO ARE PRESCRIBED PUBERTY BLOCKERS?
WE MUST OVERTHROW DEMOCRACY TO STOP IT!

©2025 Jen Sorensen

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118d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/783520669851893760
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are on a walk. Blue: Seems like the rain is easing. Green looks up to the sky. Green: Huh, it wasn't bad after all. An enormous downpour begins immediately. Calmly, Blue turns to address Green. Blue: I think it heard you.

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Just gonna mark this down as “user error” #comic #comics #techsupport

Alarmingly Bad comic about a man giving tech support

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THAT ROCK WAS INDEED COOL, MORTAL #galbor #comic #webcomic #cartoon

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/775455355791638528
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at a calendar, and Green is turning around to see what he's looking at. One of the days in the calendar is marked in red. Blue: Oh, it's valentine's day today! Blue turns to look at Green. Blue: Should we have done something special? Green: But every day with you is special. Blue: We both forgot to plan anything? Green: Yep.

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This week's comic: Playing the wealth card

#cartoon #comic #billionaires #uspol #oligarchy #authoritarianism #economy

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/779267104416448512
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue turns around to look at Green, and the foxes look at each other in confusion. Blue: What was it that we needed from the grocery store? Green: Oh right! Blue: It was something important, wasn't it? Green: I think so, too. The foxes ponder, frowning in contemplation. Blue: Any other clues? Green: Nope. Giving up, the foxes return to look at each other. Blue: We're only going to remember once it's too late, aren't we? Green: The consequences will be devastating.

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138d

Which one of the plagues is this again?

#comic #webcomic #sweaterweather

Alarmingly Bad comic where it’s sweater weather

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137d

Working on a little experiment, trying to convert a Batman artwork by the skilled Max Grecke to 3D as faithfully as possible.

Instead of focusing on modeling, as I usually do, I'm putting the emphasis on transferring the texture, which takes a lot of work in Blender Texture Paint.

Updates will follow in this 🧵…

#batman #comic #comics #artwork #sculpture #3DModeling #illustration #digital #DigitalArt #style #art #artist #arte #3D #blender #Blender3D #B3D #MastoArt #FediArt #CreativeToots

A running, stylized 3D Batman character inside the Blender 3D viewport.

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This is like golf, right? Lower the number the better?

#comic #webcomic #funny

Alarmingly Bad comic about a man and his self worth

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/780345332075839488
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sleeping, cuddled up together in bed. Green has wiggled himself entirely on Blue's side of the bed, pressing against him. Both of the foxes are startled awake as Green bolts up, eyes wide. Green: I sent the peanut delivery to the wrong address and my alien grandma fell outside and I can't find the- Green pauses, collecting himself. Blue looks at him, still somewhat shaken. Green: Wait... That was a dream, wasn't it? Blue: Yep. Relieved, Green settles back down. Now wide awake, Blue looks at him. Green: Oh good.

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108d

Only a Sith deals in absolute bangers.

#comic #starwars #webcomic

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152d

minimalism

#comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics

4-panel Loading Artist comic. 1: A man says, “Welcome to my guide on becoming a MINIMALIST.” 2: Camera zooms out—he’s standing in a furnished living room. “Step 1,” he continues. 3: A woman in a robe on the stairs calls the police: “HELLO? SOMEONE’S BROKEN INTO MY HOUSE!” 4: The man lies content in an empty prison cell, embracing the minimalist life.

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150d

His aim is *that* bad

#comic #webcomic #starwars #casino

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145d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/781155647229149184
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green with a look of mild concern, as Green is sitting with his back towards Blue, looking grumpy. Blue: What's wrong? Green turns to look over his shoulder to talk to Blue. Green: I'm annoying and stinky. Blue: That's not true. As Green turns his head back around, Blue kisses the back of his neck. No longer grumpy, Green looks surprised instead. Blue: You are absolutely not stinky. A moment after Blue has left the scene, Green picks up on the implication and turns to look at the direction where Blue had gone to, now frowning in insult. Green: ...Hey!

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Resurrecting this Easter comic 🥚

Bonus panel in the replies, but uh... well, you've been warned.

#comic #comics

5-panel Loading Artist comic. 1: A kid joins an Easter egg hunt and sneaks into a chicken coop. 2: He spots a chicken in a nest. 3: He lifts the chicken -- no egg underneath. 4: He turns to leave, defeated. 5: He pulls on a rubber glove. The chicken starts sweating.

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124d

…close enough, Tiny Ghost

#comic #webcomic #friends

Alarmingly Bad comic about a ghost making friends

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one for the road 🚗

👇 bonus panels in the replies 👇

#comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics

5-panel Loading Artist comic. 1: A man fills a cup with gasoline at a gas station. 2: He pours it into his car’s tank. 3: A gas station worker yells, “Hey! What do you think you’re doing?!” 4: The man holds up his cup - it says “FREE REFILL.” 5: One worker asks, “What do we do?” The other just shrugs: “What CAN we do?”

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119d

over the top 🐈

#comic #comics #cats #catlife

4-panel Loading Artist comic. 1: Hat Guy leans on a very tall cat tree that extends out of frame. “I went a little overboard, I know...” 2: Friend points upward, asking, “Does your cat ever climb to the top?” 3: Hat Guy looks up through binoculars. 4: He lowers them, beaming: “He’s reached Base Camp 2!”

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/786054470235717632
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are admiring a massive root vegetable, which resembles in appearance a white carrot, but is the size of an entire adult fox. Green: Look at the size of this vegetable. I need it. Blue looks at Green as Green struggles to lift the vegetable, picking it up from one end with his teeth. Blue: ...Do you know how to cook it? Green: ...Let's handle one problem at a time. Blue gives Green a puzzled look as the vegetable slips from Green's grip, slamming against the ground with a big, hefty "whump". Blue: Wait, what's the current problem? Both foxes are back to studying the vegetable, which has barely moved at all. Green: Getting it home.

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Welp, you’re hired

#comic #webcomic #funny

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Latest comic: What lives matter?

#cartoon #comic

FIRST CAME BLACK LIVES MATTER

Black woman holding sign: I WANT TO LIVE!

THEN CAME THE REACTIONARY ALL LIVES MATTER

Guy with confederate flag: BLM IS THE PROBLEM

NOW WE HAVE NO LIVES MATTER (EXCEPT FOR A FEW)

Oligarch in Hawaiian shirt throwing papers in garbage can: CONSUMER PROTECTIONS,
POLLUTION CONTROLS, SAFETY REGS, HEALTHCARE

EVENTUALLY…

TETRAPOD LIVES MATTER

Tetrapods crawling out of sea: WELL, I GUESS IT'S UP TO US TO REPOPULATE THIS PLACE.

©2025 Jen Sorensen

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blade facts

#unix_surrealism #comic #openblade #technomage #ssh

Girl listens to OpenBlade's conspiracy

OpenBlade: "One of the seven hundred thousand blocked ssh connections could be your soulmate."

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