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1y

COMIC VIDEO: This Guy

High-five five five five five five!

#comic #spiderman #webcomic #alarminglybad

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Oh that bear friggin OWNED that kid in the marketplace of ideas

#comic #webcomic #funny #darkhumor

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/755712529479663616
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green have just completed setting up a tent. Blue admires the fruit of their labour, while Green looks up to the sky. Blue: Today is a good day to weather-test the tent. Green: I sense rain. The foxes look at each other. Blue: The forecast said it won't rain today. Green: And I said it will. Both of the foxes look up to the sky, as it starts raining. The foxes take shelter from the rain within the tent. Blue: Today is a good day to weather-test the tent.

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1y

COMIC: Blocked

The only thing that’s aged poorly about this comic is Google being useful

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic where a man is asked to turn off his ad blocker

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1y

NEW COMIC: Butlinator

https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2024/07/26/butlinator/

#Comic #Comics #ActionFigurePhotography #ToyPhotography #Terminator #DC #Batman

A comic about Batman and the Terminator. Transcription too long for Mastodon. Click link for alt text.

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1y

COMIC: Wolves

Who let the dogs out?

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad webcomic about a self help seminar gone wrong

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1y

COMIC VIDEO: AL

Fricken algorithm

#algorithm #comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/758694643410092032
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is standing at the stove, cooking something on a frying pan. Green appears, bleary-eyed and sleepy, having clearly just woken up. Tired, Green looks at the frying pan in incredulous confusion. Blue turns to look at him. Green: are you making macaroni for breakfast? Blue: No? Green is still staring at the frying pan, trying to process the information Blue is giving him. Blue: I'm making lunch. Blue turns back to tending to the cooking, as Green watches. Green: Time flies when you wake up at noon, huh? Blue: Yep.

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1y

COMIC VIDEO: The Good Doctor

Still better than WebMD

#comic #drpepper #alarminglybad

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1d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/799834196945272832/sick-probably-will-get-back-in-a-week-or-two
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A single uncoloured drawing of a tired, sleepy fox laying under a weighed blanket, coupled with the text "Not well. Will return once well."

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1d

My annual post .
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#Holidays #Halloween #Thanksgiving #Christmas #Comics #comic

This is a clipped out comic from a newspaper. You see a road with three lanes in the far left lane, which is driving a car and the lane is listed as October. In the next lane labeled November, you see a turkey driving a car and in the far lane to the right is listed December you see Santa driving a car. The comic shows Santa driving across all three lanes, pushing the turkey and the witch almost off the highway. The witch says in a thought Bubble“stay in your own lane” as she points at Santa.

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20h

Thank you so much for reading these past 10 years.

It continues to be a privilege.

#comic #webcomic #thankyou

Alarmingly Bad comic for the 10th Anniversary

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/759595368975646720
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are outside. The sun is shining, and Green - who is carrying an umbrella - glares at it angrily. Green: How is it only sunny when I have my umbrella? Still frowning, Green turns back towards Blue, who looks at him quietly. Green: But if I prepared for sunshine, it would rain. Green's expression brightens up as he opens the umbrella. Blue continues watching, saying nothing. Green: But wait, what if I use my umbrella as a parasol? Both of the foxes float off into the air. Having let go of his umbrella, Green looks at it with frustration as it floats away from him. Blue: Ope, there goes gravity. Green: Oh, not again.

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/759786933605056512
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are out camping, carrying backpacks. Green: An important part of camping is to change your sheets before you leave. Blue: How so? Green: So when you get home, all tired and dirty and scrungy... At home, the foxes are in the shower, letting the water wash over them with their eyes peacefully closed: Green: You can just wash away all the dirt of nature and crawl in a fresh, clean bed. The foxes settle into bed, looking at each other. Blue: But I like smelling like the forest. Green: Sure, but I don't like pinecones in bed.

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1y

I was asked to promote @FediverseSymbol in my work. So I had a naked friend do a short tutorial on how to paint the symbol itself. I hope it doesn't get lost in the federated timeline.

https://symbol.fediverse.info/

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They didn't pay me, but their manifesto website works in links2, so I figured I'll do it.

#art #mastoart #fediart #comic #artist #tutorial #links2gang

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/761054523548729344
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are out and about, moving briskly towards their destination. Blue: Let's go see the bakery section! Green: Yay! Sitting with their backs towards each other, the foxes glare at the opposite ends of a baked goods display in disgusted disappointment. Both foxes, thinking: Oh ew, they only seem to have all the gross ones. Does someone actually like these? The foxes turn to look at each other. Blue: Have you found any good ones. Green: Nope. You? Both Blue and Green stretch their necks to have a better look at the opposite sides of the display, towards the goods that the other one just glared at in disgust. Both foxes, simultaneously: No wait, they have all the good ones on your side!

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1y

COMIC: Verbose

Every professional writer can do this, they just don’t out of politeness.

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic about a party conversation

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1y

Latest comic: Prairie Progressives
#uspol #USPolitics #cartoon #comic #TimWalz #media #journalism #rural

Prairie Progressives

1. The popularity of Tim Walz has reporters flummoxed

Tim Walz holding a piglet flanked by supporters

Reporter: What -- are we expected to cover these people as "real" Americans?

2. Reporter in diner interviewing guy in a Harris-Walz t-shirt: You're from a small midwestern town... and you're pro-choice and pro-union?

Diner guy: You've been hanging out in the wrong diners, buddy.

3. Reporter in field interviewing woman: But--but--rural folks aren't progressive!

Woman: Have you studied the history of farmers' and labor movements at all, my dude?

4. Reporter holding up MAGA hat to bearded guy: Come on -- don't you like MAGA just a teeny bit? Put on this hat and say something adorably rude.

Guy: When do I get my valorizing puff piece?

Reporter: Not until you put on the hat.

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/761411935721963520
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue halts in the middle of walking, hit by a sudden realisation, and Green turns around to look at him. Blue: Oh! Now I remember what we forgot to get from the store. Paper towels! Green and Blue both peer at a small shopping list which Blue has pulled out apparently out of nowhere. Green: Did we forget to put it on the list? Blue: No, we forgot to look at the list. Still holding the list in front of himself, Blue looks up to Green. Blue: With both of us having memory this bad, we aren't going to survive old age, are we? Green kisses Blue. Green: Nobody survives old age. Blue: Oh, you know what I meant.

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/762140597948661760
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is looking at something on his computer, as Green approaches, looking at the screen over his shoulder. Blue: I wish I could buy this cool thing. Green: How much does it cost? Both of the foxes look at each other in confusion. Blue: I can't just make you buy it for me. Green: But I have money? Blue and Green start spinning in circles, chasing each other, looking progressively more and more frustrated. Blue: You should spend it on things you want. Green: And I want you to have nice things! Blue: I can't just mooch off you all the time! Green: Let! Me! Provide!

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/762317559946166272
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of one fox, who is green. In this one, Green is home alone, separating the tabs out of a number of empty soda cans scattered all around him. Narration: Things to do when your partner is away: take the tabs out of all empty soda cans in the house Then, Green is baking a cake, balancing a bowl of batter on his nose while wearing a chef hat and an apron, while aggressive music is playing. Narration: Bake a cake while blasting power metal Green is curled up in a tight little ball with his tail over his head, staring blankly in front of himself. Narration: Sit through a random spike of anxiety Finally, Green has returned to the soda tabs, and is joining them together to make a chain. Narration: Make soda tab punk crafts

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1y

NEW COMMISSION SHEET! A bit more detailed for people who want to buy lower tiers of my art work.
APPLY HERE! https://forms.gle/yoRtksPfbs5VtAoG7
#commission #pngtuber #loli #lolicon #art #nsfw #comic

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/761591553445806080
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green, as Green approaches him wrapped in a pink blanket, scrunching his face in disgust. Green: Euugh ew it's cold in here! Green's face brightens up as Blue suggests a solution. Blue: Do you want me to go boot up my gaming PC? Green: Yes, please. Blue and Green settle around Blue's computer, with Blue sitting in front of the computer's screen, and Green seated right next to the machine itself. Blue: I think I know just the right game for this. The fans of the computer starts whirring as Blue turns it on, and the PC begins to glow faintly orange as it begins to radiate heat. Eyes closed in perfect serene peace, Green soaks in the warmth.

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1y

COMIC: Singing

Only a Sith deals in absolute bangers.

#comic #webcomic #starwars

Alarmingly Bad comic where Darth Vader and Emporer Palpatine talk about karaoke

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/763223745550843904
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks over his shoulder, as Green approaches him, wrapped in a blanket and looking haunted and unsettled. Green: I had a dream that I had done some terrible thing. A vision of Green's dream, where Green himself looks regretful and overcome with grief, while Blue sits with his back towards him, angry. Green, narrating: You told me it will take years for you to ever forgive or trust me again. Not angry in any way, Blue calmly asks Green a question. Blue: What did you do? In the dream? Still wrapped in his blanket, Green slowly comes to his senses, and looks deeply puzzled. Green: I had... Accidentally e-mailed someone a pinecone?

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