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32d

I cannot stress this enough: never let me get genie wishes

#comic #webcomic #funny #darkhumor

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/751899006101340160
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is laying on his back on the floor, sweating profusedly, as Green calmly reads a newspaper. Blue: It's hot in here. Green: Yes. Blue: I hate this heat so much. Green: I know. A puddle of sweat has appeared around Blue. Blue: The heat is inescapable and there is nothing we can do. Green: I'm aware. Blue begins to physically melt into the puddle. Green is still reading. Blue: It's too hot for me. Green: So I've been told. Blue: I suffer. Green: I know. Blue has almost completely melted into the puddle, with only his face still visible on the surface. Blue: It's so hot. Green: It's the heat.

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31d

Latest comic: What does not belong?

#cartoon #comic #politics #democracy #firstamendment #monarchy #authoritarianism #uspol

FUN TIME

AMERICA: What does not belong?

APPLE PIE

INVADING US CITIES

BASEBALL

KINGS

STATUE OF LIBERTY

STATUE OF LIBERTY WITH HITLER MOUSTACHE

THE RIGHT TO VOTE

BOOT STOMPING ON HUMAN FACE FOREVER

COMEDIANS MAKING FUN OF PRESIDENT

PRESIDENT FIRING COMEDIANS

HOT DOGS

KING EATING ALL THE HOT DOGS AND APPLE PIES

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1y

COMIC VIDEO: Stupid Questions

He’s asking the real questions

#comic #science #alarminglybad

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176d

cool move 😎
#comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics

4-panel Loading Artist comic. 1: A guy and girl are on a date. The girl shivers. He asks, “Oh, are you cold?” 2: He starts removing his jacket. 3: He throws it into a nearby pond. 4: Now shivering himself, he smiles and says, “Wow, me too! We have so much in common.”

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22d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/797927558352109568
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Green has just woken up, bleary-eyed, while Blue is still sound asleep. Green narrates. Green, narrating: You might wake up at 5 on a cold, dark monday to the sound of someone scraping frost off their windshield. Still sleepy-eyed, Green turns towards sleeping Blue. Green, continuing to narrate: But you are warm, safe and cozy, in bed with the love of your life. Closing his eyes again, Green cuddles up to Blue. Green, narrating: One of life's sweet, fleeting moments of pure and perfect bliss. Blue wakes up, both foxes are bleary-eyed and half-asleep. Blue: Can you get off me? I need to go pee. Green, still narrating: Very fleeting.

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/753713318852755456
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting apart looking at opposite directions, with their backs turned towards each other. Blue turns his head to look at Green as Green turns to talk to him. Green: Is this an awkward silence, or are we just sitting quietly? Blue: We're just sitting. The foxes turn back the way they were, to look into different directions. Green: Oh, okay. Good. Blue turns to look towards Green, with a puzzled look on his face. Green freezes in place, as if he had just been caught with something. Blue: Wait, why did you need to check?

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1y

读过 Mobilis
https://neodb.social/book/00GYjTFt0LWyBwW29q2khO
画面很漂亮，故事麻麻哋（一般般）。
#bd #comic

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1y

读过 Mobilis 🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑
画面很漂亮，故事麻麻哋（一般般）。

#bd #comic

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/752441591651860480
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are on a walk as they smell something in the air, turning their heads up to sniff at the scent trail hanging in the air. Green: Hey can you smell that? Blue: Woodsmoke! Eyes closed and nose up in the air, Blue begins to make an analysis of the scent, while Green looks at him in astonishment. Blue: It's a clean scent, no burnt plastic or forest debris. Only wood - all birch. And not properly cured. Dry birch has a distinct, different scent. Someone has a fireplace going, using wood that's too fresh. Green continues to stare, as Blue turns to look at him in equal surprise. Green: How do you do that? Blue: Do what?

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18d

26 years ago, on October 24, 1999 the iconic Peanuts football gag concluded with the twist of having Rerun, Lucy's younger brother, holding the ball for Charlie Brown to kick as Lucy is called inside. Whether or not he actually *did* kick it, we'll never know.

#OTD #Peanuts #CharlieBrown #OnThisDay #Comic #Comics #ComicStrip #Snoopy

P1: Rerun, a young boy coming out of the house calling for Lucy

P2: Rerun walking as he says "Lunch Time!"

P3: Rerun approaches Lucy sitting on the ground holding the football with Charlie Brown standing next to her as she tells him "So I'll hold the ball Charlie Brown and you come running up and kick it..." as Rerun interrupts and tells her "Mom says to come in for lunch".

P4: Rerun tells Lucy "She says right now!" and Lucy replies "Oh, good grief!"

P5: Charlie Brown says "That's all right... we'll do it some other time..."

P6: Lucy hands the ball to Rerun and says "No, Rerun can take my place.."

P7: Rerun holds the ball and Charlie Brown prepares to kick it, saying "This time I'll do it! This time I'll Kick it.. Rerun will never pull it away.. he just wouldn't."

P8: Charlie Brown prepares to kick the ball saying "So here we go!"

P9: Complete change of scenery, as we never see if he did kick it or not, Rerun comes in the house and hands the ball to Lucy who asks "What happened? Did you pull the ball away? Did he kick it? What happened?"

P10: Rerun with an unfazed look on his face tells Lucy "You'll never know.." as she is shown gasping in frustration with "AAUGH!" being her main reaction.

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1y

COMIC VIDEO: Bang Up Job

This joke was inevitable

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

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17d

This week's comic on the US government shutdown

#cartoon #comic #uspol #ACA #healthcare #economy

Government Sh*tdown

REPUBLICANS HAVE CHOSEN TO SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT RATHER THAN EXTEND HUGELY POPULAR TAX CREDITS THAT HELP TENS OF MILLIONS PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE.

Mike Johnson lying on a chaise longue
Sign: Sorry, Were CLOSED
YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK
HAS GREAT HEALTH COVERAGE

PREMIUMS WILL SOAR FOR FARMERS, RANCHERS, SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS AND SELF-EMPLOYED PEOPLE.

Farmer: I MAY BE SELF-RELIANT, BUT I CAN'T DO SURGERY ON MYSELF!

MEANWHILE, TRUMP IS GIVING $40 BILLION TO AN ARGENTINIAN MADMAN WHO WRECKED HIS OWN ECONOMY.

Milei with chainsaw: WHEEEE!
RRRR! RRRR!
PLEASE HELP.

THERE'S A MORAL IN HERE SOMEWHERE:
IF YOU HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO FANTASIZES ABOUT DUMPING FECES ON AMERICANS…

Trump in fighter jet dumping poop

...THEN DON'T BE SURPRISED IF THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.

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1y

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/753528740343136256
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are tracking the wheelmarks of a bicycle. Blue: These bicycle tracks keep getting more erratic as the path gets steeper. The foxes arrive to a spot where the winding and waving wheel tracks end in a roughly fox-sized imprint. They study it with interest. Green: This must be the point of impact. A sepia-toned flashback scene of an anonymous fox sliding down a dirt road on a bicycle, sideways, raising dust as the bike wheels scrape the ground. Blue, narrating: The cyclist must have made a full body halt. The foxes continue to follow the single wheel track, which now has a set of footprints next to it. Green: And left the scene on foot. Blue: Seems so.

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1y

COMIC: Speed Dating

He likes to watch.

#comic #webcomic #galbor #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic where an eyeball goes speed dating

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16d

66 years ago, on October 26, 1959, Linus mentioned the Great Pumpkin in the Peanuts comic strip for the first time, kicking off an annual Halloween storyline that ran for 40 years and received its very own animated special.

#OTD #Peanuts #CharlieBrown #OnThisDay #Comic #Comics #ComicStrip #Snoopy