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53d

what's in a name

Rabbits gather in a cave around a 9round table to discuss the name of the upcoming release.

"Everyone's here? Good. Let's begin."

"Give me your ideas."

"Wasteful competition."

"Stairway to anschluss."

"No."

"Do not install."

"We already did that"

"c.u.m."

"That's dumb."

"9 step program."

"No."

Nein: "I am so incredibly bored. I thought this was supposed to be fun."

"Good one! Let's hear more."

Nein: "What?"

"Not bad, but a little too short."

1y

🐸 Artist: #PZY / #PzyArt in City: somewhere 🤫 in #Berlin Germany 🇩🇪 04/2024 - Title: "The Kiss" 🖤💋 - #Streetart #Art #Artist #Kiss #Urbanart #Frog #GothicArt #Manga #Comic #Stencilart #Wanderstein #Hiddenart #GoodMorning !☕🥐

Streetartwall. A cute comic manga image of a little girl kissing a green frog was sprayed, with stencils, on an almost triangular brown stone. The girl has one black eye, a small snub nose and long black hair with a black rose. She is wearing a short black pleated dress, stockings, sports shoes and a bag. She can be seen sitting and from the side holding and kissing a frog (the stone is in a setting of green ferns, stones and tree roots).
Info: The self-designed stone is a "Hike-Stone" and has been left in an unknown place to delight attentive people. If you find it, you can also take it with you. (However, it is very heavy)

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COMIC VIDEO: Final Request

If you don’t make your own funeral weird and awkward for everyone, you aren’t doing it right.

#comic #webcomic #cartoon #alarminglybad #mastoart

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49d

I’d like to say I have no words to all this, but I think that’s an outcome my government would be happy with

#comic #webcomic #jimmykimmel #monologue #freespeech

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1y

Latest comic: If media talked about the donor class the way it talks about college students

#uspol #cartoon #comic #college #protest #education

If media talked about the donor class the way it talks about college students

1. They're behind a free speech crisis on campus.

College student protesters with signs saying "STOP THE GENOCIDE" and "JEWISH STUDENTS FOR PEACE"

Executive-type guy in suit: That does it! I'm having you shut down.

2. They're oversensitive and self-centered.

Black female professor walks by in background

Man in suit: This diversity program threatens truly talented people like me. It must be abolished.

3. They're coddled and have no experience of hardship.

Executive on private jet reading book entitled "How to replace labor with AI": Why do young people dislike corporate America when it's so great?

Flight attendant: Martini, sir?

4. They insult people they disagree with without understanding them.

Executive: @#!$ WOKE KIDS! I WILL BUY THEIR TIKTOK!

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48d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/795569127370686464
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

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46d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/795751984718299136
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are relaxing peacefully at home. Blue is on his computer, while Green is reading a book. The doorbell rings, and both foxes jump into the air, startled by the sudden sound. Blue and Green are wrapped up together, frozen in fear as an unseen person speaks from the door. Unseen maintenance fox: Hello, I'm here to change the air filter. Blue and Green both relax, still coiled together but visibly relieved. Blue: Oh thank goodness, I thought we got surprise guests.

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26d

Sleep is for quitters, doc

#comic #webcomic #funny

Alarmingly Bad comic about a man going to the doctors and not getting enough sleep

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26d

Made a poster for anyone to use for protests and No Kings Day.

*Note: please feel free to use for your posters—just no altering text or images, please. Thank you!

Rosie the Ribbeter.
It’s sized to print at 11x17” at 200dpi.

PLEASE BOOST!!!

#activism #poster #resistance #portland #frog #noKings #50501Movement #protest #usa #usPol #MastoArt #Art #comic

Rosie the Riveter poster only it’s the Portland frog and it reads: Rosie the Ribbeter says We Can Do It! She has a no kings button, and where it said War Production Department in original, war is now Peace production.

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43d

The only thing that has aged poorly about The Matrix is the idea that AI is competent

#comic #webcomic #matrix #funny

Alarmingly Bad comic about The Matrix 2025 (powered by AI)

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43d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/796024145089593344
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green observe with delight as Blue's breath turns into a puff of steam in the cold air. Blue: Look! My breath is fogging up! Green: It's finally getting cool enough to do things outside again! Blue and Green look at each other, excited. Blue: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Green: Yep! Both, in unison: Dugout time! The foxes get busy digging. The hole they've already achieved is deep enough that only their heads and Green's shovel poke out. Blue: Next summer we'll have a nice, chilly underground bedroom away from the heat. Green: Do you think we could fit a fridge in here, too?

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/749448053317074944
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green from behind, kissing him on the neck. Green is pleasantly surprised. Blue: Surprise kisses! Green: Eep! Green turns to look at Blue. Green: You smell like yogurt. Blue: I just had yogurt. Green looks down at Blue's chin, and Blue tries to bend his head to see where he's looking. Green: You have some on your chin. Blue: Oh? Green turns around, allowing Blue to see his neck. Blue: You have some on your neck. Green: Oh?

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41d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/796206795668471808
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue arrives home, wearing a soaked rain cloak. Green greets him happily. Blue: I'm back! Green: How was the rain? Blue: It's not quite as nice as it would be in wilderness. But it makes the city quiet down. And the air feels fresher. View of Blue standing serenely in the rain in his raincloak, peering from beneath the cloak's raised hood, eyes contentedly closed in meditative peace. Blue, narrating: The rain isn't as nice in the city, but the city is much nicer in the rain.

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39d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/796384447367987200
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue freezes in terror as a vaguely foxlike abstract figure dashes towards him. Entity: Cold! Cuddles! Blue: Aaah! A ghoul! The entity, which is slowly starting to turn into Green, wraps himself around Blue, who struggles in vain. Ghoulish Green: Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold! Blue: Aaaah! You are icy!!! Accepting his confinement, Blue settles down, sulking as Green slowly and gradually returns to his usual bearing and colour. Blue: Are you normal now? Green: Almost.

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1y

COMIC VIDEO: Tough Crowd

They’d give Statler and Waldorf a run for their money

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

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40d

He chose his name via internet poll.

#comic #webcomic #funny

Alarmingly Bad comic about a robot pretending to be human

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38d

Latest comic: Pundit bro doom loop

#comic #cartoon #media #journalism #authoritarianism

Pundit Bro Doom Loop

MAINSTREAM "LIBERAL" PUNDITS ACHIEVE PROFESSIONAL RESPECTABILITY BY REACHING OUT TO THE FAR RIGHT…

Two male pundits talking:

I'M SO OPEN-MINDED, I SHALL INVITE YOU ON MY PODCAST AND BANTER WITH YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA!

...THUS ALLOWING FAR-RIGHT EXTREMISTS TO LAUNDER WHITE NATIONALIST IDEOLOGY INTO THE MAINSTREAM

WHY YES, MY FELLOW GENTLEBRO, YOU MAY INTERVIEW ME AND LEND CREDIBILITY TO MY MUSINGS ON THE IQS OF BLACK WOMEN AND THE THEFT OF THE 2020 ELECTION!

PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN HUMAN RIGHTS AND DEMOCRACY ARE REPULSED

I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS.

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BASIC STANDARDS?

PUNDITS THEN DUNK ON PROGRESSIVES AND THE CYCLE CONTINUES

THEY'RE SO RUDE AND OUT OF TOUCH WITH REAL AMERICANS!

NOW YOU'RE TALKING!

©2025 Jen Sorensen

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36d

Not based on a true story (yet)

#comic #webcomic #matrix #funny

Alarmingly Bad comic, The Matrix 2025 Pt 2

A recreation of that scene in The Matrix in the white void where Morpheus explains to Neo how people are being turned into batteries

Afterwards Neo goes “whoa” and asks Smith (who is behind Morpheus and has been previously out of frame) “Smith is this true?”

Smith, wearing a Grok hat, has a doofy smile on and just goes full muppet saying “MechaHitler” over and over

Later, while Smith continues to keep saying MechaHitler, Neo asks Morpheus “why are we afraid of them again?” and Morpheus replies “honestly, I’m not sure”

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36d

Skip Baskei's LINUKS the Movie

#unix_surrealism #linuks #linus #penguin #comic #poster #movie

Movie Poster for Skip Baskei's LINUKS

Penguin Boy: "Mama, pls"

Mama Penguin: "Looks violent."

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COMIC: Stranger Danger

You really need to rebrand that, Chuck

Just finished X-Men 97! It was everything I wanted it to be and somehow more. Felt like a kid watching Saturday morning cartoons all over again.

HIGHLY recommend if you haven’t seen it yet (also: why haven’t you seen it yet???)

#xmen97 #comic #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic where the X-men talk about the danger room

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Latest comic: The Great Regression

#cartoon #comic #fascism #race #abortion #lgbtq #democracy #uspol

The Great Regression

1. A FEW YEARS AGO
Newspaper with headline #METOO MOVEMENT REVEALS SEXUAL ASSAULTS

NOW
Doctor to woman - SORRY, NO ABORTIONS EVEN FOR RAPE!

2. A FEW YEARS AGO
BLACK LIVES MATTER t-shirt

NOW
STATE U.
White man speaking to Black woman - WE'RE ENDING
DIVERSITY PROGRAMS. BYE!

3. NOT SO LONG AGO
GAY MARRIAGE GOES MAINSTREAM
Gay couple in tuxes

NOW
Mother to librarian - THIS GRAPHIC NOVEL HAS A GAY CHARACTER! WE'RE SUING YOU!

4. SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY

FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT
Obama smiling

SOON
FIRST SUPREME COURT- ENABLED DICTATOR-KING?
Trump in crown and king's robe

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33d

Somebody has to do something about the spree of trolley track tyings.

#comic #webcomic #funny

Alarmingly Bad comic about trolley problems

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1y

COMIC VIDEO: Framed

A picture’s worth a thousand years

#comic #video #darkhumor #alarminglybad

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32d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/797021546861428736
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are looking up at the same spot in the ceiling. Green: Do we have a dead moth on the ceiling? Blue: No. It's alive. Green turns to look at Blue, whose eyes are still on the moth. Green: It's what? Blue: It sits in a different spot every morning. Both of the foxes return to looking up at the moth. Green: Should we do something about it? Now Blue turns to look at Green, who keeps staring at the moth. Blue: Make it pay rent? Green: I think it flinched.

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/751356329555263488
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting at his computer, looking puzzled at the screen he is reading from. Green approaches him, peering at the screen as well, looking intrigued. Blue: "Local couple arrested for..." Wow. Did you read this story? Green sits down next to Blue, looking at the computer. Blue looks at him, curious. Green: I think that kind of stories are actually kind of romantic. Blue: How so? Blue and Green look at each other. Green: Two people who make bad choices somehow found the perfect person to make bad choices with. Both of the foxes turn back to the computer screen. Blue: If you didn't have me, would you be getting arrested for driving a stolen zamboni around a mall? Green: Probably.

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