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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/760874643562315776
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are admiring their basil, which is hanging upside-down in two bunches to dry. One leaf has a noticeable round bump on it. Blue: How's our basil drying? Wait, what's that bump on that leaf? Green peers in closer to study the bump. Green: You are not going to believe this. Blue: What? Green: It's a tomato. Close-up of the tomato cupped by a dry basil leaf. Green, narrating: A tiny little raw green tomato, gently bundled by a dried-up basil leaf. Blue raises an eyebrow in confusion. Green looks at him matter-of-factly. Blue: How does that even happen? Green: Aliens.

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This week's comic: What can we do about a Supreme Court packed with corrupt extremists?

#supremecourt #scotus #democracy #law #abortion #cartoon #comic

What can we do about a Supreme Court packed with corrupt extremists?

1. Nothing. Live with them until better justices can be appointed.

Cons: Decades of degraded rights, court may end democracy in meantime

Clarence Thomas: Checkmate!

2. Ignore the court, refuse to obey future ridiculous rulings

Cons: Chaos, Constitutional crisis

Woman in front of bunker and concertina wire in the Free State of California with National Guard tank approaching: At least I have birth control!

3. Wait until apocalypse, then start over

Cons: Loss of humanity, biosphere

Man to woman in front of apocalyptic landscape: Hey baby, wanna make some new judges who believe in pluralistic democracy?

4. Expand the court with qualified justices

Cons: Many Democrats won't even talk about it

Democratic politician: We would never dream of doing something so dramatic!

Note: Apocalypse much more likely

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Swear Jar

He’s the Sorting Hat’s far less successful cousin.

#comic #webcomic #funny #alarminglybad #mastoart

Alarmingly Bad comic where a man shares his swear jar

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COMIC VIDEO: Gifting

Look, he’s trying

#galbor #galbormonth #comic #webcomic #alarminglybad #mastoart

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COMIC: Honesty

Not the best policy

#comic #webcomic #funny #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic where a man answers a job interview question a little too honestly

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COMIC VIDEO: Wakka Wakka

Can you even kill a ghost a second time?

#pacman #comic #webcomic #alarminglybad #mastoart

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🐸 Artist: #PZY / #PzyArt in City: somewhere 🤫 in #Berlin Germany 🇩🇪 04/2024 - Title: "The Kiss" 🖤💋 - #Streetart #Art #Artist #Kiss #Urbanart #Frog #GothicArt #Manga #Comic #Stencilart #Wanderstein #Hiddenart #GoodMorning !☕🥐

Streetartwall. A cute comic manga image of a little girl kissing a green frog was sprayed, with stencils, on an almost triangular brown stone. The girl has one black eye, a small snub nose and long black hair with a black rose. She is wearing a short black pleated dress, stockings, sports shoes and a bag. She can be seen sitting and from the side holding and kissing a frog (the stone is in a setting of green ferns, stones and tree roots).
Info: The self-designed stone is a "Hike-Stone" and has been left in an unknown place to delight attentive people. If you find it, you can also take it with you. (However, it is very heavy)

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COMIC VIDEO: Final Request

If you don’t make your own funeral weird and awkward for everyone, you aren’t doing it right.

#comic #webcomic #cartoon #alarminglybad #mastoart

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Happy #InternationalAsexualityDay my fellow aces 🖤🩶🤍💜.

#Mastoart #Comic #HappyArt #asexual #asexuality #asexualityisreal #asexualpride #asexualawareness

Comic illustration: a happy little bat colored in ace pride flag colors: black, grey, white and purple. The text says: You are acesome!

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/747275456496238592
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green approaches Blue, who doesn't seem to be thriving. Green: How are you feeling? Blue flops down dramatically to lean against Green, groaning dramatically the whole way down. Blue: Nyeeeeeeeh. Green holds Blue, who is now leaning limp against him. Green: "Nyeeeeeh" is not a feeling. Blue: Yes it is.

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/747459237191516160
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sick, laying in bed with a cooling cloth on his forehead, and his phone, a bag of cough drops, package of tissues and thermometer in front of him. Green is standing beside the bed, talking to him. Green: You've got your phone, thermometer, cough drops, tissues... Let me know if you need anything, ok? Blue stirs, and Green looks at him. Blue: I need you. Green settles into the bed next to Blue, focused and wide awake as Blue peacefully sleeps.

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Latest comic: If media talked about the donor class the way it talks about college students

#uspol #cartoon #comic #college #protest #education

If media talked about the donor class the way it talks about college students

1. They're behind a free speech crisis on campus.

College student protesters with signs saying "STOP THE GENOCIDE" and "JEWISH STUDENTS FOR PEACE"

Executive-type guy in suit: That does it! I'm having you shut down.

2. They're oversensitive and self-centered.

Black female professor walks by in background

Man in suit: This diversity program threatens truly talented people like me. It must be abolished.

3. They're coddled and have no experience of hardship.

Executive on private jet reading book entitled "How to replace labor with AI": Why do young people dislike corporate America when it's so great?

Flight attendant: Martini, sir?

4. They insult people they disagree with without understanding them.

Executive: @#!$ WOKE KIDS! I WILL BUY THEIR TIKTOK!

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COMIC VIDEO: Tupperware

Nothing he does phases her anymore

#comic #webcomic #memes #funny #mastoart

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/748183750451576832
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other one is green. In this one, Blue comes home, and Green looks embarrassed. Blue: How was your day? Green: I meant to look up art references... The foxes sit down, looking at each other. Green: ...But did you know that Mexico has a state called Mexico, and their capital is also Mexico? Blue: Mexico, in the state of Mexico, in Mexico? Green: Yes. Green turns to dash away, but Blue stops him by grabbing his tail. Green: Actually, let me go double-check that. Blue: You are not going back in the research rabbit hole.

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COMIC VIDEO: Thirsty

If chugging water on your pants is cool, then call me Miles Davis

#hydration #comic #webcomic #funny #alarminglybad

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COMIC VIDEO: Descriptive

Telling me not to is only gonna make me want to do it more, my dude

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad #funny

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it's the little things

#MastoArt #FediArt #PixelArt #Art #Comic

A Pixel Art Comic, featuring two characters called Pixi and Anubi. The text in each panel says the following: "You know... My art may not be the best... But I have lots of fun doing it, and that's all that matters to me." The artwork of the comic features Pixi drawing in a paper on the floor, where she notices Anubi walking past her. Pixi runs quickly towards her and decides to call their attention, making Anubi turn around to see a doodle Pixi made of Anubi. It contains a house, a car, a sun, and a stickman with the same hat Anubi has. There's an arrow pointing at the stickman that says "You".

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涂鸦
writing on the wall
#四格漫画 #comic
#comicstrip #AI

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COMIC: Lit

Panic! At the grocery store.

#comic #webcomic #firemen #alarminglybad #funny

Alarmingly Bad comic video where a fire alarm test is a decoy

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我抢先提前发布5月7日苹果特别活动！
#四格漫画 #comic
#comicstrip #apple

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/749448053317074944
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green from behind, kissing him on the neck. Green is pleasantly surprised. Blue: Surprise kisses! Green: Eep! Green turns to look at Blue. Green: You smell like yogurt. Blue: I just had yogurt. Green looks down at Blue's chin, and Blue tries to bend his head to see where he's looking. Green: You have some on your chin. Blue: Oh? Green turns around, allowing Blue to see his neck. Blue: You have some on your neck. Green: Oh?

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/749994474010247168
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue gets up from bed, bleary-eyed and not quite awake, letting out a long groan. Green remains in bed, eyes closed and content. Green remains in bed, as we hear Blue going about off-panel, outside of our range of vision, making a long range of assorted groans, grunts, sniffles, sighs, and other wordless lamentations of being newly awake. Green remains unmoving, seeming perfectly content. Blue's series of vocalisations stops as Green speaks. Green: I love your morning noises. Blue: What?

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/749628259529097216
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is just about to start building a card house as Blue comes in, looking angry. Bblue: Aaah! They managed tou rin yet another perfectly good game with some idiotic new "innovation" that will... Blue's complaint goes on, trailing off into an indecipherable wall of text, as Green calmly continues building his card house. By the time Blue is done, Green is working on the forth level of the card house. Blue: ...And that's why I hate modern videogames. Green turns away from his card house to look at Blue, one card still dangling from his teeth. The foxes look at each other. Green: Then why do you play them? Blue: For fun.

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COMIC VIDEO: Tough Crowd

They’d give Statler and Waldorf a run for their money

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/750258677231108096/we-are-celebrating-mothers-day-today
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A single-panel comic of multicolour foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green, and the third one, blue's mother, is red. In this one, Blue and Green are visiting Blue's mother, carrying a cake and a boquet of flowers respectively. Red fox is hurrying to meet them, delighted. Above them all is a red cursive text saying "happy mother's day!"

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