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finished watching Against the Night πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ—πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘
Awesome location. Good cinematography and production. Liked the pacing and editing. Ending is goofy but fun.

Plot is meh. About 25% of the dialogue is cringe. Folks… you have to stop renaming your movie to include β€œAmityville” when it has nothing to do with Amityville.

Amityvilleville podcast

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finished watching The Mummy's Hand πŸŒ•πŸŒ—πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘
Slapstick with slow plot

Svengoolie

finished watching Electric Dreams πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ—πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘
Goofy music video collection with an LLM Cyrano de Bergerac through line. Bad voice acting on the overdubs

finished watching Beastmaster III: The Eye of Braxus πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ—πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘
Basically just fantasy Star Trek in the desert. Moves at a nice pace. Not as clever or as fun as Beastmaster 2, but it’s less cheesy.

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finished watching The Stuff πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ—πŸŒ‘
Fun anti-capitalist romp for the whole family… assuming your family likes body horror.

Monsterdon watch party on mastodon

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finished watching Breakin' πŸŒ•πŸŒ—πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘
Terrible acting. Dumb plot.

finished watching Fear City πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘
Needed multiple attempts to complete, because I kept falling asleep and it couldn’t hold my attention.

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finished watching The Toxic Avenger πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ‘
Camp. Fun camera angles and creative kills. Impressive production, practical effects, and editing. Good pacing. EVERY ACTOR IS CHEWING EVERY PIECE OF THE SCENEY

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finished watching Love Streams πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ—πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘
Frustrating and charmless. Hurt people hurt people

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finished watching Children of the Corn πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ—πŸŒ‘
Man, I love a good folk horror. Act 1 and act 2 were awesome. Great music. Okay cinematography.

Act 3 drags a bit and, like a lot of Stephen King stories, doesn’t feel like a satisfying conclusion.

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finished watching Message from Space πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘
Really fun Star Wars knockoff stuff. Awesome soundtrack. Good miniatures. Great 3rd act.

Bad sound effects. Some really goofy main characters. Robot voice is obnoxious. Slow in the 1st and 2nd acts.

Monsterdon watch party on mastodon

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finished watching Scarface πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ—πŸŒ‘
Amazing color. Beautiful cinematography at times. Slow camera moves build suspense like Hitchcock. The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. Feels like a slasher film.

Terrible, cheap-sounding synth film score. Rear projection driving looks so phony. Bad 80s β€œPush It To The Limit” montage.

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finished watching Star Odyssey πŸŒ•πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘
Slow with a boring plot. Unnecessary Star Wars ripoff

Monsterdon watch party on mastodon

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finished watching Repo Man πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘
Fun farce that feels Coen Bros-esque.

Sloppy. Doesn’t really set up why things happen or what motivates the characters.

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finished watching Christine πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ—πŸŒ‘
This film looks amazing. Really fun.

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finished watching Amityville: The Awakening πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ—πŸŒ‘
Interesting vegetative state plot point. Unconventional story. Legitimately creepy. There are 3 good suspenseful scenes. Good twist.

Jump scares! Does the school bell HAVE TO ring in every transition from home to school? Boo! Another jump scare! Way too much makeup. Jump scare! Jump scare! This teen is full of exposition. Cheesy dramatic choral music. Weak teenage acting. Ham-fisted voice over reminder above Chekhov’s bounding circle. Looksmaxxing zombie. Unnecessary cuts to house exterior. Stupid denouement.

Amityvilleville podcast

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finished watching The Dead Zone πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ‘
I really like how it changes genres halfway. Good film score. Nicely paced. Intriguing

finished watching The Right Stuff πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ—
The moments of quiet interspersed with climactic moments is was makes this movie for me. Awesome cinematography.

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finished watching Never Cry Wolf πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ—πŸŒ‘
Nice cinematography. Good music.

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finished watching The Beastmaster πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ—πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘
Good production quality. Nice cinematography. Nice film score.

The writers forgot that he’s the Beastmaster… not the Swordmaster. Overly long. Joyless plot. Not clever writing. He doesn’t use his powers to defeat the big boss. He just punches. Really drags in the middle. At least Beastmaster II was fun.

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