Before blogs, we had intense inner monologuing.
monsterdon
And with that broken window, I have an early #MonsterdonBingo
#Monsterdon 🏠️ ⛰️ 👻 👻 😱
he just saw a wine cellar and said 'bottles'
RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117464295749960661
It's about an hour until #Monsterdon! Best set up a hashtag block if you want to avoid it! If you want to join in, grab the movie from the links below and hit play at the top of the hour and toot along!
I really like the concept of somebody thinking to himself (aloud, dubbed, for our benefit) being half the movie. Like legitimately I do.
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#LastManOnEarth
it's good news that postapocalyptic corpses don't have any sort of leakage problems when you drive em around in the back of a station wagon.
Y'know, Vince, you coulda picked up some metal shutters sometime in the last three years. I mean, I'm not gonna tell you how to run your zombie survival hut, but
If he has been here before, why are all the carts bunched up in the doorway?
I thought he opened with "it's been 3 years" and then he went to the grocery store, finds garlic, and says "it's still fresh"?
gave up all life on earth for lent
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#LastManOnEarth
they made that child literally green in the colorization
He can't convince RFK to do anything about it.
Oh right, they hate their reflection in this one. My bad.
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#LastManOnEarth
aww my dad had a little super-8 projector like that? Or was this pre-super-8, maybe just 8?
tonight! for #monsterdon's viewing of Critters 4 (1992) i'm planning on doing an unofficial ad-free bootleg-ass owncast livestream of the movie again at https://miru.miyaku.media 🗼
⏰ pre-stream countdown with “Wacky Wildlife” (1940), Critters: A New Binge E1 “No Eating” (2019), Ultraman E2 “Shoot the Invaders!” (1966), and trailer starts at ~8:15pm eastern
🎥 Critters 4 (1992) starts at 9pm eastern (English audio, hardcoded English subtitles) 
🍿 what the hell just happened? stick around for Space Madness: The Making of Critters 4 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
❗please have a backup option just-in-case
If the movie has…
1. Two named female characters
2. They talk to each other
3. They swap blood
The movie passes the Bechdel Lugosi Test
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#LastManOnEarth
the bacilli look like little black squiggles that like to be lined up into neat rows and columns