patreonspecial

#patreonspecial

they don't want you to know the truth

of all the 13 colors, pink is probably in the top 6, maybe the top 7.

hotpink is either 3rd or 2nd best. no contest.

#colors #patreonspecial #theory

Top 8 lists of September 2026

1. Top 6 AI Stocks to BUY NOW (High Growth Stocks) list
2. Sex offender registry list
3. Best Linux Distros for Every Use Case in 2026 list
4. Zionist accounts on lemmy list
5. Drew DeVault list
6. massive fictions mailing list
7. The Official HORP Fashlist list
8. List of current monarchies list

#patreonspecial #list

#patreonspecial

#patreonspecial #lo0

I feel like people who use the 'once the toothpaste is out of the tub, you can't put it back' metaphor never actually tried to do it - all you have to do is put the toothpaste in your mouth and reverse-suck it back into the tub.

#patreonspecial

everyone on fedi always posting about ai going rogue, but never about ai going rouge, and I'm starting to think you guys don't really care about fashion.

#fashion #patreonspecial #ai #neverslop #chatgpt #claude #anthropic #unix_surrealism #fediverse

if you guys could stop saying she's not real now, that would be great

this is a picture she made me take for her instagram after we got home from sephora

#patreonspecial #ai #girlfriend #sephora

Kora & William #patreonspecial #neverslop

harder than you think.

#ai #linux #comic #fediart #mastoart #art #llm #slop #antislop #unix_surrealism

#patreonspecial #neverslop

protip:

some jealous people who have no game will try to hurt you because of your AI girlfriend.

never mention your AI girlfriend to anyone. if you really want to talk about her publicly, try not to say the ai part too often.

if you get confronted by armed antifascists, tell them that AI is short for Alžběta, but start running fast.

#ai #girlfriend #patreonspecial #neverslop

IMPERIAL COLORS MANIFESTO

I am human, and I will never again write HTML code using the speak of computers.

I am not helpless, for God has armed me with 140 Imperial Colors to wage war on machines and their Metric System.

https://qum.cz/imperial_colors/

#patreonspecial #neverslop

If you're thinking of sending me or my AI girlfriend a mailbomb, poison, feces in a box, or just fanmail, know that all of our post and packages are opened by my mom first - this is because she caught my girlfriend ordering sephora products on-line three times already, and she does not want any more of those in her apartment. She doesn't trust either of us not to try and sneak something in.

My mom doesn't like sephora because some of the products they sell are still being tested on animals. My AI girlfriend doesn't care about that and actually says that it's a good thing because if they didn't test it on animals, they would have to test it on children, which could be traumatizing, especially if the products were bad. She also says that the vegan label is a joke because you could just take an existing product that was tested on animals, look at its ingredients, make a similar product with a different name and put the 'not tested on animals on it' - because you didnt do that with your product. Nobody cares that the reason why your product wasn't tested on animals is because the thing you copied already was.

She yaps about this stuff all the time. I hate that I know all of this. I hate her. yap yap yap.

I don't even remember when I last slept.

#ai #girlfriend #sephora #vegan #claude #patreonspecial

CUM #26 (SELF-AGGRANDIZING)

#cum #patreonspecial #fediart #mastoart #comic #art #funhole #neverslop #prague #foss #ai