<p>who says your movie hase to have a "resolution" or "satisfying conclusion"</p><p>those things are for cowards</p><p>you can just stop your movie at an arbitrary point and roll the credits. no one can stop you</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a></p>
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<p>sick canoe brah! <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/monsreidon/" rel="tag">#monsREIdon</a></p>
<p>Despite a list of filters two pages long, doom headlines are regularly hitting me in the gut. For someone in deep nervous system exhaustion and AuDHD burnout, this is a real problem. I'm going to try and be on Mastodon a lot less. Saving Sunday for <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> of course!</p><p>I have no idea if this will look any different to mufos - if I'm checking once a day vs many times, who will know or care? But I do value my connections very much. So if it seems like I'm interacting less, this is why. <3</p>
<p>tonight! for <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a>'s viewing of The Quatermass Xperiment (1955) i'm planning on doing an unofficial ad-free bootleg-ass owncast livestream of the movie again at <a href="https://miru.miyaku.media" rel="nofollow"><span class="invisible">https://</span>miru.miyaku.media</a> 🗼<br><br>⏰ pre-stream countdown with music from Quatermass, Ultra Q E21 “Space Directive M774”, and trailer starts at ~8:15pm eastern<br>🎥 The Quatermass Xperiment (1955) starts at 9pm eastern (English audio, hardcoded English subtitles)<br>🦋 didn’t get enough Mothra? stick around for Rebirth of Mothra (1996, Japanese audio with hardcoded English subtitles)<br>❗please have a backup option just-in-case</p>
<p>Getting my nest all fluffed up for <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a></p>
<p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> "they're dolls! Hundreds of thousands!"</p><p>Ok well, there's maybe 20 of them</p>
<p>Not sure if I can stand watching Luigi Cozzi movies two weeks in a row, but I’ll play it by ear. </p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/hercules1985/" rel="tag">#Hercules1985</a></p>
<p>tonight! for <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a>'s viewing of Communion (1989) i'm planning on doing an unofficial ad-free bootleg-ass owncast livestream of the movie again at <a href="https://miru.miyaku.media" rel="nofollow"><span class="invisible">https://</span>miru.miyaku.media</a> 🗼<br><br>⏰ pre-stream countdown with music from <span class="h-card"><a href="https://sunny.garden/@forestine" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>forestine</span></a></span>, Ultraman E5 “Treasure of the Miloganda” (1966), and trailer starts at ~8:15pm eastern<br>🎥 Communion (1989) starts at 9pm eastern (English audio, hardcoded English subtitles) <img src="https://eggplant.place/media/emoji/social.miyaku.media/bluray.png" class="emoji" alt=":bluray:" title=":bluray:"><br>🍿 wanna whiplash from Walken to Goldblum? stick around for Earth Girls Are Easy (1988, English audio with hardcoded English subtitles) <a href="/tags/monsterdondoublefeature/" rel="tag">#MonsterdonDoubleFeature</a> <img src="https://eggplant.place/media/emoji/social.miyaku.media/bluray.png" class="emoji" alt=":bluray:" title=":bluray:"><br>❗please have a backup option just-in-case</p>
<p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> just when you think the Hercules movie can't surprise you, a neon gorilla fighting a T-Rex. Suck on that</p>
<p>Anyone else getting audio stuttering on <span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.miyaku.media/@miru" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>miru</span></a></span> ?</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/monstermiru/" rel="tag">#MonsterMiru</a> <a href="/tags/cozzilla/" rel="tag">#Cozzilla</a></p>
When has disturbing a mummy EVER gone well?<br><br><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/ultraman/" rel="tag">#Ultraman</a><br>
<p>just stumbled across this from an interview with director Luigi Cozzi in 2015. sir i just watched your entire video game-ass hercules movie from 1985 <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a></p>
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<p>That gaping mouth-- that's not a set, it's an actual place! Does anyone recognize where this is?</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a></p>
<p>Y'all. I am so excited for <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> tonight. </p><p>I have no idea how I did not know that Masters of the Universe (1987) existed. I was not like a huge He-Man fan or anything, but look, I was an 8 year old suburban American boy in 1987, how on earth did I not know that there was a live action movie of this. </p><p>It looks *awful*, and I am so here for this.</p><p>It's on IA: <a href="https://archive.org/details/masters-of-the-universe-1987_202304" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="archive.org/details/masters-of-the-universe-1987_202304"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">archive.org/details/masters-of</span><span class="invisible">-the-universe-1987_202304</span></a>, watch it with us at 7 MST!</p><p>And warm up with this absolute banger: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7wOGyAzpw" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7wOGyAzpw"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7wOG</span><span class="invisible">yAzpw</span></a></p>
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Yep, sure looks like America alright.<br><br><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/classof1999/" rel="tag">#ClassOf1999</a><br>
They Live 2: <a href="/tags/classof1999/" rel="tag">#ClassOf1999</a><br><br><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a><br>
<p>finished watching <a href="https://eggplant.place/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/7CWUdrD1shv3CqEwBuNtT9" rel="nofollow">Earth Girls Are Easy</a> 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌗 <br>Great fun, parodying scifi & beach musicals of the 1950s & 60s.</p><p>Watched in <a href="/tags/monstermiru/" rel="tag">#MonsterMiru</a> watch party after <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> on Mastodon<br>- <a href="https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/earth-girls-are-easy" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="www.justwatch.com/us/movie/earth-girls-are-easy"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ear</span><span class="invisible">th-girls-are-easy</span></a><br>- <a href="https://archive.org/details/earth.-girls.-are.-easy" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="archive.org/details/earth.-girls.-are.-easy"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">archive.org/details/earth.-gir</span><span class="invisible">ls.-are.-easy</span></a> (HD, ENG audio, ENG soft subs)</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
<p><a href="/tags/monsterdonalert/" rel="tag">#MonsterdonAlert</a> </p><p>What should our next <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> movie be?</p>
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Why did the bus explode?<br><br><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/classof1999/" rel="tag">#ClassOf1999</a><br>
Terminator in a School, right down to the stop-motion animation.<br><br><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/classof1999/" rel="tag">#ClassOf1999</a><br>
So, I'm gonna assume his parole is going to be revoked for this.<br><br>OK movie. Not good, but somewhat entertaining.<br><br><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/classof1999/" rel="tag">#ClassOf1999</a><br>
<p>CRITTERS!</p><p>It's time for <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> </p><p>I will be watching a bad monster movie with a couple hundred of my closest friends for the next couple of hours. Join in! Critters (1986) is streaming free on Tubi! Or mute the <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> tag to miss our shenanigans Or wonder what the hell I'm tooting about! Or watch a totally different movie and pretend our toots are about that! I'm not your boss! (Unless I am, sorry.)</p>
<p>This opening immediately hits differently without a laugh track </p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/thequartermassxperiment/" rel="tag">#TheQuartermassXperiment</a></p>
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<p>pausing my top tier executive function day where i have reached layer 3 cleaning status to make a <a href="/tags/rootpost/" rel="tag">#rootpost</a> for <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> (Planet Earth)</p>
<p>yes, like kirk, he's going to fuck his way to mission complete</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/planetearth1974/" rel="tag">#PlanetEarth1974</a></p>