How many light blue 80s Ford Tauruses do they have?<br><br><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/classof1999/" rel="tag">#ClassOf1999</a><br>
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<p>finished watching <a href="https://eggplant.place/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/2utULHvzibMoQKNipAwnST" rel="nofollow">Communion</a> 🌕🌗🌑🌑🌑 <br>Meandering mess with a few tense moments</p><p>Watched in <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> watch party on Mastodon</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
<p>Are you yeti for <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a>?</p><p>Watch along, mute the tag, or prepare for a torrent of million-year old jokes to be unfrozen from the ice!</p>
<p>finished watching <a href="https://eggplant.place/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/409WMVW6P6KSabXFOFLKZo" rel="nofollow">Devil Doll</a> 🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑 <br>Watched in <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> watch party on Mastodon.</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
<p>finished watching <a href="https://eggplant.place/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/0A6ABltyksB8JdejJDcpXt" rel="nofollow">Kazaam</a> 🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 <br>"Shaq Raps!" Not as well known a phrase in the history of cinema as "Garbo Speaks!" but one far more horrifying to those who have seen this film!</p><p>Watched in the <a href="/tags/monstermiru/" rel="tag">#MonsterMiru</a> watch party after <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> on Mastodon.</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
<p>finished watching <a href="https://eggplant.place/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/6mMKrL6DI8xIr5JRXMjQx7" rel="nofollow">The Golden Voyage of Sinbad</a> 🌕🌕🌕🌗🌑 <br>Considering most of the films shown in the <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> watch party, this was actually pretty good!</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
<p>Root post for <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a>: LASERBLAST!</p><p>(If you don't want to see me, and others, posting for two hours about kid from the 70s finding an alien laser, and, well, blasting, with it, mute the hashtag, this thread, or me)</p><p>The trailer for this movie seems to fit the title exactly: it mostly consists of Laser Blasts, plus a couple shots of E.T.-ripoff aliens[*] . However, I am suspicious: knowing the trailers for <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> -tier movies, I bet they put every single special effect that they could afford to film in the trailer, and the movie consists of 2 minutes of action and 83 minutes of characters I couldn't care less about saying things I don't want to hear.</p><p>So: go on this journey with me and let's find out together!</p><p>* Wait, this movie came out four years BEFORE E.T., which raises the fascinating possibility that Spielberg ripped of his alien design FROM THIS THING, HWAT?</p>
<p>After a week of prepping for <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> (updating poll info options, updating collection, collating links etc)... I forgot to download the bloody film! And of course THAT is when my internet decides to go funky. (Did a speed check last night & it was spiking & crashing every second!)</p><p>I got so frustrated trying various options that I began to transform, howl at the moon & savage the local populace. But I eventually gave up, let the torrent take its sweet time & will watch it tonight.</p><p>🐺</p>
<p><a href="/tags/monsterdonalert/" rel="tag">#MonsterdonAlert</a> </p><p>Sunday, Mar 8, 2026, 8PM CT (1AM Monday UTC) </p><p>IT'S <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#MONSTERDON</a> </p><p>we will be watching:</p><p>Jason and the Argonauts (1963)</p><p>"The legendary Greek hero leads a team of intrepid adventurers in a perilous quest for the legendary Golden Fleece."</p><p>its streaming free on tubi</p><p>please watch and live post it <br>with us!</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-ZQGRM7GW0" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-ZQGRM7GW0"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-ZQGR</span><span class="invisible">M7GW0</span></a></p>
<p><a href="/tags/rootpost/" rel="tag">#rootpost</a> for <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> (4-D man)</p>
<p>tonight! for <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a>'s viewing of 4D Man (1959) i'm planning on doing an unofficial ad-free bootleg-ass owncast livestream of the movie again at <a href="https://miru.miyaku.media" rel="nofollow"><span class="invisible">https://</span>miru.miyaku.media</a> 🗼<br><br>⏰ pre-stream countdown with music from the movie, Ultra Q E24 “The Idol of Goga”, and trailer starts at ~8:15pm eastern<br>🎥 4D Man (1959) starts at 9pm eastern (English audio, hardcoded English subtitles)<br>🍿 stick around for an old-school double-feature with Master of Horror (1965, English audio with hardcoded English subtitles)<br>❗please have a backup option just-in-case</p>
<p>I think there was a microphone from the crew visible on the right side there. 😆 <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a></p>
<p><a href="/tags/monsterdonalert/" rel="tag">#MonsterdonAlert</a> </p><p>Sunday, Mar 15, 2026, 8PM CT (1AM Monday UTC) </p><p>IT'S <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#MONSTERDON</a> </p><p>we will be watching:</p><p>Jason and the Argonauts (1963)</p><p>"The legendary Greek hero leads a team of intrepid adventurers in a perilous quest for the legendary Golden Fleece."</p><p>its streaming free on tubi</p><p>please watch and live post it <br>with us!</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-ZQGRM7GW0" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-ZQGRM7GW0"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-ZQGR</span><span class="invisible">M7GW0</span></a></p>
<p>this sunday! for <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a>'s viewing of Jason and the Argonauts (1963) i'm planning on doing an unofficial ad-free bootleg-ass owncast livestream of the movie again at <a href="https://miru.miyaku.media" rel="nofollow"><span class="invisible">https://</span>miru.miyaku.media</a> 🗼<br><br>⏰ pre-stream countdown with music from the movie, Harryhausen deep cuts, Ultra Q E28 “Open Up!”, and trailer starts at ~8:15pm eastern<br>🎥 Jason and the Argonauts (1963) starts at 9pm eastern (English audio, hardcoded English subtitles)<br>🍿 make it a mini-Harryhausenfest and stick around afterwards for The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms (1953, English audio with hardcoded English subtitles)<br>❗please have a backup option just-in-case</p>
<p>Another <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> is in the can!</p><p>Special thanks to our guest host <span class="h-card"><a href="https://timeloop.cafe/@wohali" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>wohali</span></a></span>, filling in for <span class="h-card"><a href="https://timeloop.cafe/@Taweret" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Taweret</span></a></span>!</p><p>Tonight's feature, <a href="/tags/godzillafinalwars/" rel="tag">#GodzillaFinalWars</a> , from 2004, not only had Kaiju, Mutants, and Aliens, but also, </p><p>Icy Godzilla!<br>Techno mutant cage fight!<br>An ancient amulet!<br>So many monster battles! <br>Fire planet asteroid thing!<br>Aliens in skin suits!<br>So many techno battles!</p>
<p>Oh I almost forgot, Happy pride Godzilla fans! <br><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/godzilla/" rel="tag">#Godzilla</a></p>
<p><a href="/tags/rootpost/" rel="tag">#Rootpost</a> for <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> <br>Godzilla: Final Wars</p><p><a href="https://tubitv.com/movies/100039783/godzilla-final-wars" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="tubitv.com/movies/100039783/godzilla-final-wars"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">tubitv.com/movies/100039783/go</span><span class="invisible">dzilla-final-wars</span></a></p>
<p>Jess Franco presents: a very sensual <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a></p>
<p>over the years (years omg) of hosting <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a>, I've heard from a lot of people that it's their little safe space. It's two hours a week where they can take a breath, laugh and connect with other people and not think about everything heavy and overwhelming in the world</p><p>Rest is not ignorance. You can't face real monsters if you're burnt out and hopeless. Sometimes, a little time with fake monsters is exactly what gives people the strength to keep going</p>
<p>Oh, hi, I didn't see you there. It must be because I'm distracted by the <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> happening in about 30 minutes (7 MDT). </p><p>If you don't want to learn what happens when Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster, then you just might want to mute the <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> hashtag (Preferences -> Filters -> Add New in the Mastodon web UI, for example). or Or OR you could check out <a href="/tags/monsterdonalert/" rel="tag">#MonsterdonAlert</a> for details, and you could follow that hashtag and watch along! And you could find out with us the answers to life's most important questions, such as: What happens when Frankenstein meets the Space Monster?</p>
<p>finished watching <a href="https://eggplant.place/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/0NpnQAC0luSSw4Gs6m8hCF" rel="nofollow">The Evil Force</a> 🌕🌗🌑🌑🌑 <br>Very little action for most of the film.</p><p>Watched in <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> watch party on Mastodon.</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
<p>Another <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> is in the can!</p><p>Thanks to <span class="h-card"><a href="https://timeloop.cafe/@Taweret" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Taweret</span></a></span> for hosting!</p><p>Tonight's feature, <a href="/tags/bog/" rel="tag">#Bog</a>, from 1979, didn't get ... cough ... bogged down in silly details like plot or character development. Instead we got, </p><p>Dynamite fishing!<br>Fry the Gun Elf!<br>Bog Witch! <br>Hypodemic Nurdle!<br>Bog Tumor!<br>Fifteen minutes of murky underwater footage!<br>Bog Eggs!<br>Blood Scent Generator!<br>Slime Trail!<br>Flammable Bog Monster!<br>Question Mark Ending!</p>
<p><a href="/tags/monsterdonalert/" rel="tag">#MonsterdonAlert</a> </p><p>IN TWO HOURS</p><p>IT'S <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#MONSTERDON</a> </p><p>we will be watching</p><p>Starcrash (1979) for some reason</p><p><a href="https://timeloop.cafe/deck/@Taweret/114727739169928668" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="timeloop.cafe/deck/@Taweret/114727739169928668"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">timeloop.cafe/deck/@Taweret/11</span><span class="invisible">4727739169928668</span></a></p>
<p>Hi, I discovered that the Internet Archive has some deleted scenes from tonight's <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> movie, Starcrash (1979). I am intrigued and horrified regarding (a) what kind of scene is so bad that it gets cut from Monsterdon fare, and (b) the concept of a Monsterdon movie that has enough of a budget that they can afford to cut scenes, and are not basically compelled to put every second they shot on screen.</p><p>Anyway I intend to watch them after the main feature if anyone wants to join me.</p><p><a href="https://archive.org/details/starcrash_1979-bonus" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="archive.org/details/starcrash_1979-bonus"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">archive.org/details/starcrash_</span><span class="invisible">1979-bonus</span></a></p>
<p>Another <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> is in the can!</p><p>Thanks to <span class="h-card"><a href="https://timeloop.cafe/@Taweret" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Taweret</span></a></span> for hosting!</p><p>Tonight's feature, <a href="/tags/theraven/" rel="tag">#TheRaven</a> , from 1963, was another Roger Corman film. Ties to the Edgar Allen Poe piece were superficial at best, with Richard Matheson (the screenplay writer) choosing to take a comedic view to the project. The film was shot in only fifteen days, and contained a large amount of ad-libbed lines, mostly from Peter Lorre. Highlights included:</p><p>Vincent Price!<br>Talking raven!<br>Magic potion stew!<br>Diabolical Mind Control!<br>Raspberry Jam!<br>Precious Viper!<br>Finger Manipulation Battle!</p>