#Monsterdon root post for #Solarbabies, followed by #Waterworld. First movie: what if there was no water? Second movie: what if there was only water? Truly the yin and yang of apocalyptic flop movies.
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water may be scares, but spraypaint is clearly abundant in the distant future of 41
Water? Impossibly scarce
Hair gel and skin care? Flow like water
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say what you want about the lack of humanities, the athletics programme at Orphanage 13 or whatever is unmatched
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Two ravens I love them they're shiny!
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oh no the only black character is also a beat boxer and a dancer
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Jamie Gertz is the only one who 'it'-ed the orb, everyone else assumes 'he'. That's weird.
And THAT'S why you wear safety goggles!
so they were talking about the spear of Spear of Longinus, weren't they? was that ever supposed to, I don't know... mean anything?
no one, and I stress _no one_, is actually capable of "rocking" a side ponytail
douchekeys?
well most of the people in this movie do seem to be douches of one kind or another
"I too must serve the system. But Tron - Tron serves the users."
they're going to ritually lick each other, a tradition that lasted until the invention of the stillsuit
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honestly the hair person for this movie has a lot to answer for
sooner or later that thing's gonna run out of battery and then they'll all be sorry
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there are so many weird mullets in this movie
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MY OWL IS BACK SHE'S SUCH A GOOD OWL
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the factory principal makes weird announcements on the intercom
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and sweet doggos! Doberman pincers with their own headlights!