<p>I was busy during the first <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> movie, but sounds like I'm joining just in time for the Saruman 80s Bop <a href="/tags/monsterdondoublefeature/" rel="tag">#MonsterdonDoubleFeature</a> <a href="/tags/howling2/" rel="tag">#howling2</a></p>
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<p>hey there’s a <a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a> <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> collection!</p>
<p>The Gotterdammerung Army is sending forth their Valkyrie to bring about the revolution!<br><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> </p>
<p>Husband: so how was the movie?</p><p>Me: well there were some fun 80s wolf effects</p><p>Husband: that's good!</p><p>Me: ...also it is was kinda really racist</p><p>Hubs: oh no.... It was about indigenous people wasn't it...</p><p>Me: YEAH...</p><p>Hubs: were there any actual native people in it?</p><p>Me: NOT REALLY...LIKE...just extras really...</p><p>Hubs: of course not...</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a></p>
<p>Monstordon CANNOT be missed tomorrow at 8pm CT</p><p>The movie?</p><p>The classic wholesome story of giant ants who help people and are nice:</p><p>THEM!</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a></p>
<p>wants to watch <a href="https://eggplant.place/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/4gMfRI50JNtCGH3e8QfM0b" rel="nofollow">Maximum Strollerdrive</a> <br>Just because <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> showed Maximum Overdrive and this was the only result on my streaming services.</p><p>Legit stream in MX as of Jan 2026:<br><a href="https://fawesome.tv/movies/10694274/maximum-strollerdrive" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="fawesome.tv/movies/10694274/maximum-strollerdrive"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">fawesome.tv/movies/10694274/ma</span><span class="invisible">ximum-strollerdrive</span></a></p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
<p>wants to watch <a href="https://eggplant.place/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/7CWUdrD1shv3CqEwBuNtT9" rel="nofollow">Earth Girls Are Easy</a> <br>Will be shown in <a href="/tags/monstermiru/" rel="tag">#MonsterMiru</a> watch party after <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> on Mastodon, 19 April 2026<br>- <a href="https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/earth-girls-are-easy" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="www.justwatch.com/us/movie/earth-girls-are-easy"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ear</span><span class="invisible">th-girls-are-easy</span></a><br>- <a href="https://archive.org/details/earth.-girls.-are.-easy" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="archive.org/details/earth.-girls.-are.-easy"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">archive.org/details/earth.-gir</span><span class="invisible">ls.-are.-easy</span></a> (HD, ENG audio, ENG soft subs)</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
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<p>Not watching <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a>, by the way, because I'm in the waiting room of the doctor's office. Maybe I'll get home in time for Howling II. In his review of the latter, Roger Ebert referenced the fact that the scene where Sybil Danning rips open her dress is repeated twice in the closing credits, "providing the movie with its second and third interesting moments."</p>
<p>When this post is about 1 hour old, at 7 PM MST, the waves of a <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> will wash over the fediverse. Monsterdon waves are generated by undersea earthquakes, so they can be very large! Luckily most Fediverse software has seawalls that allow you to block hashtags, so do that if you prefer not to be inundated. or Or OR *let* the waves in, *follow* the hashtag, and watch along!</p><p>Tonight, we are watching a movie simply titled "Godzilla." So, I think it's fair to assume that this is the only Godzilla move that exists. I guess we will find out what a "Godzilla" is, and all I can really guess from the trailer is that it must have escaped from Jurassic Park. From the trailer, it also appears that the movie is filmed by Hank Azaria, however, how we can see him filming it while he films it is not clear. Maybe we'll find out, or maybe this is just some of that "Movie Magic" they speak of. </p><p>Also whoever cut the trailer is fond of dick jokes apparently, so there's that.</p>
<p>I need to take a bath. Not enough time before <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> </p><p>After movie… need to take a bath. I didnt change clothes for two days. I need to do one activity not caring for dog or watching movies after the movie. But I don’t think I will get to it. </p><p><a href="/tags/selfcare/" rel="tag">#Selfcare</a> <a href="/tags/autistic/" rel="tag">#Autistic</a> <a href="/tags/newyearsresolutionprogress/" rel="tag">#NewYearsResolutionProgress</a><br><span class="h-card"><a href="https://fedigroups.social/@autistics" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>autistics</span></a></span></p>
<p>Godzilla (1998) <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> now playing on <a href="https://miru.miyaku.media" rel="nofollow"><span class="invisible">https://</span>miru.miyaku.media</a> <img src="https://eggplant.place/media/emoji/social.miyaku.media/miyaku.png" class="emoji" alt=":miyaku:" title=":miyaku:"></p>
<p>Okay placeholder for thread while I go get movie snacks. <br>The first American Godzilla is the worst Godzilla movie, but the best giant animal on the loose movie of the 90s. <br><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/gino/" rel="tag">#Gino</a></p>
<p>Hey, for the first time ever, I think when I went to search for tonight's <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> movie on Tubi, it was already there, <a href="/tags/2/" rel="tag">#2</a>, in the "trending searches"</p><p>Has <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> conquered Tubi?</p>
<p>never include a better movie in your worse movie</p><p>repeat</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/fakezilla/" rel="tag">#FakeZilla</a> <a href="/tags/godzilla1998/" rel="tag">#Godzilla1998</a></p>
<p>And there goes the Flatiron building. Nice shooting, assholes.</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/fakezilla/" rel="tag">#FakeZilla</a> <a href="/tags/godzilla1998/" rel="tag">#Godzilla1998</a></p>
<p>chomp <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/godzilla1998/" rel="tag">#godzilla1998</a></p>
<p>WAIT! Godzilla just humped a building? </p><p><a href="/tags/godzilla1998/" rel="tag">#Godzilla1998</a> <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a></p>
<p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> root post. Once again, I am on my phone, so expect the unexpected in the spelling department.</p>
<p>look</p><p>look</p><p>LOOK TEAM</p><p>it's fine if regular munitions don't work</p><p>but they have to ALWAYS not work</p><p>small arms fire can't cause bleeding if torpedoes don't do anything</p><p>BUT MOSTLY</p><p>if this is the case</p><p>you have GOT to have the NEW SCIENCE WEAPON</p><p>or it DOESN'T WORK IN THE PLOT.</p><p>Very simple! If munitions don't work, you have to have new SCIENCE weapons.</p><p>Even masers worked once.</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/fakezilla/" rel="tag">#FakeZilla</a> <a href="/tags/godzilla1998/" rel="tag">#Godzilla1998</a></p>
<p>you can tell they sooooo wanted to sell a video game for this movie</p><p><a href="/tags/godzilla1998/" rel="tag">#Godzilla1998</a> <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a></p>
<p>My Blu-ray copy of tonight's <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> movie is so old it's got a trailer at the beginning for the very concept of Blu-ray.</p>
<p>tomorrow! for <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a>'s viewing of The Adventures of Hercules (1985) i'm planning on doing an unofficial ad-free bootleg-ass owncast livestream of the movie again at <a href="https://miru.miyaku.media" rel="nofollow"><span class="invisible">https://</span>miru.miyaku.media</a> 🗼<br><br>⏰ pre-stream countdown with music from the movie’s composer, Ultra Q E27 “Flight 206 Disappears”, and trailer starts at ~8:15pm eastern<br>🎥 The Adventures of Hercules (1985) starts at 9pm eastern (English audio, hardcoded English subtitles)<br>🍿 stick around for more same-director-but-now-it’s Godzilla (1977, Italian audio with hardcoded English subtitles)<br>❗please have a backup option just-in-case</p>
<p>Whew! Made it home just in time for <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> ! Mute the hashtag if you don't want to get spammed with Kaiju nonsense for the next 1:45</p><p>We've watching another Godzilla move tonight, and while I am excited, I just don't see how as many things can possibly happen in this movie as our last Godzilla move, which had a things / second rate that asymptotically approached infinity.</p>
<p>Root post for <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> , <a href="/tags/godzilla/" rel="tag">#Godzilla</a> from 1998 today. I actually remember seeing this one in the theater for some reason. And I mean "I remember that I saw it in the theater," I don't remember much about what happens. Aside from Godzilla being in it.</p><p>And I'm going to guess that, at some point, a glass of liquid ripples ominously. That's just a guess, though.</p>
<p>finished watching <a href="https://eggplant.place/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/6HXgT4dTxWUVanks4kJKCp" rel="nofollow">Godzilla</a> 🌕🌗🌑🌑🌑 <br>Long, limp facsimile of a Godzilla movie ripping off also Jurassic Park, Aliens etc while including as much corporate promotion as possible. Broderick, in particular, underwhelms.</p><p>Godzilla 98 is the Woodstock '99 of monster movies.</p><p>Watched in <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> watch party on Mastodon.</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>