<p>finished watching <a href="https://eggplant.place/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/75FHsLcv1SBUyxzaBPOUax" rel="nofollow">The She-Creature</a> 🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 <br>Watched in <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> Watch Party on Mastodon.<br></p>
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<p>Huh. Did not expect Cyndi Lauper here</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a></p>
<p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> incoming! Mute the hashtag if you want to continue to live in blissful ignorance of what an "asphyx" is. (in the Mastodon web UI, for example, you can do this by clicking the hashtag and adding a new filter to block it)</p><p>Tonight on Monsterdon we're watching The Asphyx (1972). I've watched the trailer, and all I can really tell is that this movie thinks that it is Very Scary, and it is probably Not That At All.</p>
<p>this all feels very <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> because they do fuck off into the sea; but the monster is in the White House</p><p><a href="/tags/nasa/" rel="tag">#NASA</a> <a href="/tags/orion/" rel="tag">#Orion</a> <a href="/tags/integrity/" rel="tag">#Integrity</a> <a href="/tags/artemisii/" rel="tag">#ArtemisII</a></p>
<p><a href="/tags/monsterdonalert/" rel="tag">#MonsterdonAlert</a> </p><p>Sunday, Dec 21, 2025, 8PM CT (2AM Monday UTC) </p><p>IT'S <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#MONSTERDON</a> </p><p>we will be watching:</p><p>Tales From the Crypt (1972)</p><p>BECAUSE</p><p>it has an evil Santa in it and this week is </p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdonsaveschristmas/" rel="tag">#MonsterdonSavesChristmas</a> !!</p><p>Monsterdon is raising money for charity this week and you can win some cool stuff that monsterdonners have made!</p><p>its a giveaway. (not a raffle) we're not collecting money or selling tickets or anything </p><p>how it works:</p><p>any time this week before monsterdon (or like now if you want 👀) make a donation to charity, screenshot it (scrub your personal info! we don't want it!) and DM the screenshot to:</p><p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://tiggi.es/@xoagray" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>xoagray</span></a></span> </p><p>(NOT to ME. we want to keep the tally straight)</p><p>we are recommending as charities the Trans Lifeline and the Rainbow Railroad but you can give to a different charity if you want</p><p>donate any amount you like (also if you can't afford to donate you can still be entered. you will have the same odds of winning something regardless, one entry per person, void where prohibited, etc etc)</p><p>deadline for donations: the end of the monsterdon movie on Sunday night!</p>
<p>Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, it’s DONATION MATCH-terdon!</p><p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://infosec.exchange/@paco" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>paco</span></a></span> and I (<span class="h-card"><a href="https://sunny.garden/@steggy" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>steggy</span></a></span> ) will match <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> donations to The Trevor Project, the Rainbow Railroad, or Trans Lifeline, up to a total of $3,000. </p><p>LET’S DO THIS!</p><p>What is <a href="/tags/monsterdonsaveschristmas/" rel="tag">#MonsterdonSavesChristmas</a> ?</p><p>Glad you asked!</p><p>from @Tarawet, our fearless host:</p><p>👇 <br><a href="https://timeloop.cafe/deck/@Taweret/115731621811917227" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="timeloop.cafe/deck/@Taweret/115731621811917227"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">timeloop.cafe/deck/@Taweret/11</span><span class="invisible">5731621811917227</span></a></p>
<p>Okay, it's time . All I can say looking at these numbers is that you all have surpassed expectations so far it's hard to believe! I'm not gonna' lie, I cried a couple times reading these numbers. </p><p>Last year the total was about $2600.00. </p><p>This year... The grand total with the donation match from <span class="h-card"><a href="https://infosec.exchange/@paco" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>paco</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://sunny.garden/@steggy" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>steggy</span></a></span> and others, is so far over that it's hard to believe. </p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdonsaveschristmas/" rel="tag">#MonsterdonSavesChristmas</a> brought in a mind blowing $12,321.26 for charity this year! </p><p>You're amazing, every single one of you. :)</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a></p>
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<p>I have some new folks following me this week, so an extended explanation of <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> :</p><p>When this post is about two hours old, at 7 MST (UTC -7), a bunch of folks, organized by <span class="h-card"><a href="https://timeloop.cafe/@Taweret" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Taweret</span></a></span> , will be watching a movie together and posting about it live.</p><p>You are welcome to join us! It's a good week to do it because this week, Monsterdon is saving Christmas! Check out the <a href="/tags/monsterdonsaveschristmas/" rel="tag">#monsterdonsaveschristmas</a> hashtag for details on the fundraiser! And <a href="/tags/monsterdonalerts/" rel="tag">#monsterdonalerts</a> for details on this, and all the future, movies.</p><p>This week, we're watching Tales From The Crypt (1972), which is streaming free on Tubi and maybe some other places. Just start the movie on time, watch the hashtag, and post along with us! You can just do it: it's free and no one can stop you!</p><p>If you don't want to see a bunch of snarky posts about a bad movie, you can mute the hashtag. In the Mastodon web UI, you do this by clicking on the hashtag, selecting the option to mute it, and making a new filter to hide all posts with the hashtag. You'll make the Baby Godzilla cry but it's okay, Godzilla is tough and all. Not even the entire Japanese army, air force, and navy working together can get Godzilla down, not really.</p>
<p>hey there’s a <a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a> <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> collection!</p>
<p>Monstordon CANNOT be missed tomorrow at 8pm CT</p><p>The movie?</p><p>The classic wholesome story of giant ants who help people and are nice:</p><p>THEM!</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a></p>
<p>wants to watch <a href="https://eggplant.place/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/4gMfRI50JNtCGH3e8QfM0b" rel="nofollow">Maximum Strollerdrive</a> <br>Just because <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> showed Maximum Overdrive and this was the only result on my streaming services.</p><p>Legit stream in MX as of Jan 2026:<br><a href="https://fawesome.tv/movies/10694274/maximum-strollerdrive" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="fawesome.tv/movies/10694274/maximum-strollerdrive"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">fawesome.tv/movies/10694274/ma</span><span class="invisible">ximum-strollerdrive</span></a></p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
<p>wants to watch <a href="https://eggplant.place/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/7CWUdrD1shv3CqEwBuNtT9" rel="nofollow">Earth Girls Are Easy</a> <br>Will be shown in <a href="/tags/monstermiru/" rel="tag">#MonsterMiru</a> watch party after <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> on Mastodon, 19 April 2026<br>- <a href="https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/earth-girls-are-easy" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="www.justwatch.com/us/movie/earth-girls-are-easy"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ear</span><span class="invisible">th-girls-are-easy</span></a><br>- <a href="https://archive.org/details/earth.-girls.-are.-easy" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="archive.org/details/earth.-girls.-are.-easy"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">archive.org/details/earth.-gir</span><span class="invisible">ls.-are.-easy</span></a> (HD, ENG audio, ENG soft subs)</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
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<p>When this post is about 1 hour old, at 7 PM MST, the waves of a <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> will wash over the fediverse. Monsterdon waves are generated by undersea earthquakes, so they can be very large! Luckily most Fediverse software has seawalls that allow you to block hashtags, so do that if you prefer not to be inundated. or Or OR *let* the waves in, *follow* the hashtag, and watch along!</p><p>Tonight, we are watching a movie simply titled "Godzilla." So, I think it's fair to assume that this is the only Godzilla move that exists. I guess we will find out what a "Godzilla" is, and all I can really guess from the trailer is that it must have escaped from Jurassic Park. From the trailer, it also appears that the movie is filmed by Hank Azaria, however, how we can see him filming it while he films it is not clear. Maybe we'll find out, or maybe this is just some of that "Movie Magic" they speak of. </p><p>Also whoever cut the trailer is fond of dick jokes apparently, so there's that.</p>
<p>I need to take a bath. Not enough time before <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> </p><p>After movie… need to take a bath. I didnt change clothes for two days. I need to do one activity not caring for dog or watching movies after the movie. But I don’t think I will get to it. </p><p><a href="/tags/selfcare/" rel="tag">#Selfcare</a> <a href="/tags/autistic/" rel="tag">#Autistic</a> <a href="/tags/newyearsresolutionprogress/" rel="tag">#NewYearsResolutionProgress</a><br><span class="h-card"><a href="https://fedigroups.social/@autistics" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>autistics</span></a></span></p>
<p>Godzilla (1998) <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> now playing on <a href="https://miru.miyaku.media" rel="nofollow"><span class="invisible">https://</span>miru.miyaku.media</a> <img src="https://eggplant.place/media/emoji/social.miyaku.media/miyaku.png" class="emoji" alt=":miyaku:" title=":miyaku:"></p>
<p>Okay placeholder for thread while I go get movie snacks. <br>The first American Godzilla is the worst Godzilla movie, but the best giant animal on the loose movie of the 90s. <br><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/gino/" rel="tag">#Gino</a></p>
<p>Hey, for the first time ever, I think when I went to search for tonight's <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> movie on Tubi, it was already there, <a href="/tags/2/" rel="tag">#2</a>, in the "trending searches"</p><p>Has <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> conquered Tubi?</p>
<p>never include a better movie in your worse movie</p><p>repeat</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/fakezilla/" rel="tag">#FakeZilla</a> <a href="/tags/godzilla1998/" rel="tag">#Godzilla1998</a></p>
<p>And there goes the Flatiron building. Nice shooting, assholes.</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/fakezilla/" rel="tag">#FakeZilla</a> <a href="/tags/godzilla1998/" rel="tag">#Godzilla1998</a></p>
<p>chomp <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/godzilla1998/" rel="tag">#godzilla1998</a></p>
<p>WAIT! Godzilla just humped a building? </p><p><a href="/tags/godzilla1998/" rel="tag">#Godzilla1998</a> <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a></p>
<p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> root post. Once again, I am on my phone, so expect the unexpected in the spelling department.</p>
<p>look</p><p>look</p><p>LOOK TEAM</p><p>it's fine if regular munitions don't work</p><p>but they have to ALWAYS not work</p><p>small arms fire can't cause bleeding if torpedoes don't do anything</p><p>BUT MOSTLY</p><p>if this is the case</p><p>you have GOT to have the NEW SCIENCE WEAPON</p><p>or it DOESN'T WORK IN THE PLOT.</p><p>Very simple! If munitions don't work, you have to have new SCIENCE weapons.</p><p>Even masers worked once.</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/fakezilla/" rel="tag">#FakeZilla</a> <a href="/tags/godzilla1998/" rel="tag">#Godzilla1998</a></p>
<p>you can tell they sooooo wanted to sell a video game for this movie</p><p><a href="/tags/godzilla1998/" rel="tag">#Godzilla1998</a> <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a></p>
<p>My Blu-ray copy of tonight's <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> movie is so old it's got a trailer at the beginning for the very concept of Blu-ray.</p>