why are you 30 years older than me, brother?
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finished watching Hawk the Slayer 🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑
Poor script, acting, directing, sound. Not even Palance's scenery-chewing could save it for me.
Watched in #Monsterdon watch party on Mastodon.
finished watching Star Odyssey 🌗🌑🌑🌑🌑
Far too long and absolutely terrible, but at least parts had the awful fascination of a car crash or an itchy scab.
Watched in #Monsterdon watch party on Mastodon.
Every October Monsterdon puts aside the weekly polls and does a theme.
Last year was 80's Horror, the year before was 70's Dracula and this October belongs to Vincent Price.
This year, #Monsterdon is spending the whole month with horror's queer goth grandpa:
🏚️ House on Haunted Hill (1959)
🦇 The Bat (1959)
🧛 The Last Man on Earth (1964)
⚰️ The Oblong Box (1969)
Four weeks. Four Vincent Price movies. (and if Tubi pulls one before then we'll just pick an alternate I guess)
Godzilla is relateable because I too wish to vomit nuclear fire on society <3
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finished watching Sting of Death 🌕🌗🌑🌑🌑
Terrible but in a way I could enjoy, especially as part of the #Monsterdon watch party on Mastodon.
tonight! for #monsterdon's viewing of The Guyver (1991) i'm planning on doing an unofficial ad-free bootleg-ass owncast livestream of the movie again at https://miru.miyaku.media 🗼
⏰ pre-stream countdown with music, Ultraman E24 “The Undersea Science Base”, and trailer starts at ~8:15pm eastern
🎥 The Guyver (1991) starts at 9pm eastern (English audio, hardcoded English subtitles) 
🍿 stick around for more Guyver with Guyver: Dark Hero (1994, English audio, hardcoded English subtitles) #MonsterdonDoubleFeature 
❗please have a backup option just-in-case
this movie has _two_ editors and yet looks entirely unedited
Did we do Night of the Comet for #Monsterdon before or I'm just having false memories again
"I'm the only Stanton of Stanton Industries now." puffs cigarette nervously
#Monsterdon
Now they're just trying to pirate cable. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime
#Monsterdon 👨🔬 💸 👨🔬 ⏰️ 🚆⏳️ 😱
he could have just stepped down why did he need the little elevator platform?
Deep inside the Pantone Color Laboratories....
the master control sign is extremely distracting
"Well I follow you but not very far"
Between that and loud empty vessels, I gotta admit this movie is a gold mine.
I recommend closing your eyes and just listening to the action. The sound effects are grand. weeooweeooweeoo pewpewpew pling. #monsterdon