I am the only... survivor... of my village.. people...
hawktheslayer1980
WHY is "Hawk" the worst actor in this film? Everyone else so far is half-decent English television grade, but Hawk here is being played by Plank, apparently
Everyone's in slo-mo except Palance, that's just as fast as he can go
what was even the point of that entire scene? did they accomplish _anything_? were they even _trying_ to accomplish anything?
yeah that's not gonna be a kill strike, he's gonna be bleeding for hours and probably won't die 'til the infection sets in
least y'could do is finish him off, hawkman
two much wine, not enough scotch
honestly she has more LED in that cave than I do on my gaming rig
i wouldn't book hawk's actor as a dancing banana in a fruit-of-the-loom commercial
honestly your face pains me too
that trap doesn't work. he just has to roll over. it'd literally pull the mace _up_.
someone _demanded_ that extended food joke scene stay in. as badly as it trainwrecks the pacing, as flat as it falls, as completely as every line in it fails to work, someone _insisted_ it had to stay. literally _every_ editor involved had to have said "this needs cut," and yet, it's still here
_someone insisted that scene stay_, and they need to be punished
It's a 50-meter dash, it won't take long
SEEE How they GLOOOO-OOOOOW!