Eugen will pay someone a million dollars if they can successfully combine the hashtags #worldcup and #monsterdon in a single post
I am not capable of doing it, and furthermore, I would not debase myself like that
monsterdon
no one, and I stress _no one_, is actually capable of "rocking" a side ponytail
Oh it's my favorite episode of Ultraman!
Oh it's the saddest episode of Ultraman.
Jamila 😭
#Monsterdon #Ultraman
kid actor is very much enjoying getting to do all this mayhem, grinning way too much while smashing down those Stuff pyramids :D
I think I mentioned it during the first watch but one of the real strengths of this flick is how dead on and professional the branding is for The Stuff. I wonder if they got an actual agency to do it. #monsterdon #TheStuff1985
car 254, where are you, urbana to car 254, car 254, where are you
Hello #monsterdonians! I have two HOT TIPs for you!
Did you know that, due to the way federation works, you might not be seeing all posts with the tag?
*This is probably fine!* There are a lot of them!
But maybe you want more?
TIP 1: See how much of Monsterdon you're missing: visit https://tag-federation.online/#tag=monsterdon and put your instance in one of the boxes (not the first one, mastodon dot social probably sees most of the Monsterdon posts).
TIP 2: If you want to see a LOT MORE posts, here are two options:
a) Follow @monsterdon - this is a bot that will boost tagged posts by participating users and participating servers into your timeline (see https://tags.pub/#optin if you want to be a participating user)
b) If you're on Mastodon, you can paste the following URL into your "search" box and hit "follow": https://relay.fedi.buzz/tag/monsterdon (I don't know if this works on non-mastodon instances). This is a different bot that scrapes a lot more posts and boosts them into your timeline
towns just get mysteriously destroyed sometimes
Woah! A Phone! In a Car! #monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd
I'm going to use the "The Monster that Challenged the World" Bingo card as being sort of fitting.
(I'll have you know I a skipping "House Of The Dragon" for this!)
When this post is approximately 3 hours old (at 7 PM MDT / 1 AM UTC), mysterious #Monsterdon toots will come bubbling up from the depths!
Will you watch along? (It's free on Tubi and there are other free ways to watch too!) Will you mute the hashtag? Will you just shrug and get confused?ONLY YOU CAN SAY!
Tonight! Giant crickets, apparently? I still need confirmation about whether we're talking about the insects or the sport. Either one sounds like a good time though, and like they could lead to the end of the world: Beginning of the End (1957)
"We keep all our highly radioactive material in this little cupboard"
"Things have a way of vanishing around here. It's all the dang You-FOes, if y'ask me."
i-i-i-i-i ain't got no booooooooooody
#Monsterdon 🌽 🌾 🫘 ☢️ 🦗 🦗 🦗 😱
you can't bomb giant bugs out of a forest without bombing the forest out of the forest
#monsterdon Locusts do not feel, locusts do not think, you cannot reason with a locust
modern movies could learn a lesson from old timey b movies. you can just suddenly end your movie. just boom. just its over. things don't need to resolve
"there could be countless numbers"?
You don't know how numbers work do you
#Monsterdon 🌽 🌾 🫘 ☢️ 🦗 🦗 🦗 😱
I don't think this is gonna work, friends