<p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> 🌽 🌾 🫘 ☢️ 🦗 🦗 🦗 😱 </p><p>That cute grassy hoppy was on a prickly pear!</p>
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<p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> 🌽 🌾 🫘 ☢️ 🦗 🦗 🦗 😱 </p><p>you can't bomb giant bugs out of a forest without bombing the forest out of the forest</p>
<p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> Locusts do not feel, locusts do not think, you cannot reason with a locust</p>
<p>modern movies could learn a lesson from old timey b movies. you can just suddenly end your movie. just boom. just its over. things don't need to resolve</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a></p>
<p>"there could be countless numbers"?</p><p>You don't know how numbers work do you</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/beginningoftheend/" rel="tag">#BeginningOfTheEnd</a> <a href="/tags/grasshoppersvspostcards/" rel="tag">#GrasshoppersVsPostcards</a></p>
<p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> 🌽 🌾 🫘 ☢️ 🦗 🦗 🦗 😱 </p><p>I don't think this is gonna work, friends</p>
<p>heads up, soldier!</p><p>oop</p><p>heads off, soldier!</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/beginningoftheend/" rel="tag">#BeginningOfTheEnd</a> <a href="/tags/grasshoppersvspostcards/" rel="tag">#GrasshoppersVsPostcards</a></p>
<p>"Illinois! The whole state! It's gone!"</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/beginningoftheend/" rel="tag">#BeginningOfTheEnd</a> <a href="/tags/grasshoppersvspostcards/" rel="tag">#GrasshoppersVsPostcards</a></p>
<p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> 🌽 🌾 🫘 ☢️ 🦗 🦗 🦗 😱 </p><p>I love how the grassy hoppies are just walking slowly now</p>
<p>All they have to do is accidentally drive them to extinction, just like humans did to the locust of America in 1902</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a></p>
<p>Fun fact, the California Gull is the state bird of Utah because during the pioneer days there was a locusts plague but the gulls came down and eat them up<br><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a></p>
<p>"You'll have to come up with something stronger" And cheaper to film. <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/beginningoftheend/" rel="tag">#BeginningOfTheEnd</a></p>
<p>"This gentleman is the enemy" how do you know it's a male locust?? <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/beginningoftheend/" rel="tag">#BeginningOfTheEnd</a></p>
<p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> 🌽 🌾 🫘 ☢️ 🦗 🦗 🦗 😱 </p><p>Quick, scientists! Get those test tubes humming!</p>
<p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> 🌽 🌾 🫘 ☢️ 🦗 🦗 🦗 😱 </p><p>the peekaboo neckline on that dress is not a good idea</p>
<p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> 🌽 🌾 🫘 ☢️ 🦗 🦗 🦗 😱 </p><p>wait, do the locust's not chirp unless they're planning an attack? I thought locusts just chirped whenever</p>
<p>Oh no way! The area of my childhood! Many's the time on the Amtrak from Highland Park to Urbana I heard the conductor announcing "RANTOUL! Next stop, Rantoul!"</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a></p>
<p>A filtered signal for that smooth, clean smoke</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/beginningoftheend/" rel="tag">#BeginningOfTheEnd</a> <a href="/tags/grasshoppersvspostcards/" rel="tag">#GrasshoppersVsPostcards</a></p>
<p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> 🌽 🌾 🫘 ☢️ 🦗 🦗 🦗 😱 </p><p>Oh yeah, the Art Institute! Don't nuke the priceless art treasures - befriend the gigantic grassy hoppies instead!</p>
<p>"Once the 'hopper blows the gate, run in, grab all the gold you can, and floor it for the state line!"</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/beginningoftheend/" rel="tag">#BeginningOfTheEnd</a> <a href="/tags/grasshoppersvspostcards/" rel="tag">#GrasshoppersVsPostcards</a></p>
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<p>douchekeys?</p><p>well most of the people in this movie do seem to be douches of one kind or another</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/solarbabies/" rel="tag">#SolarBabies</a></p>
<p>this intro music is giving me “secret christmas movie” vibes <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a></p>
<p>"I too must serve the system. But Tron - Tron serves the users."</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/solarbabies/" rel="tag">#SolarBabies</a></p>
<p>they're going to ritually lick each other, a tradition that lasted until the invention of the stillsuit</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/solarbabies/" rel="tag">#SolarBabies</a></p>