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Damn those socialist plots, what are they trying to do, help people?!? 😜 😁

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Post By The Library Owl
My girlfriend regularly tells me “if
free public libraries didn't already
exist and someone tried to invent
them, they would be condemned
as a socialist plot” and | think
about that a lot.

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80d

Traffic makes beasts of us all, but that's too far, way too far 😂

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Post by lindsey

I hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his fav book made into a movie & the characters are nothing like he imagined them.

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79d

#meme #memes #alien #aliens #flufflepuff #crysalis #mlp #mlpg4 #mlpfim #mylittlepony #parody #mashup #funny #humor #laugh #lol

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77d

Just a simple #Fact for #Today and, in fact, any other day. 🤣

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A meme. A vampire hates sunlight. Superman hates kryptonite. And me, I hate Microsoft Teams.

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55d

Hopefully we know by now...

Source: https://www.themuse.com/advice/20-essential-twitter-rules-youve-probably-never-heard

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#memes #twitter #politics

Hopefully by this point we all know not to trumpet our political or religious views all over Twitter...

Well, this aged well

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76d

That's my favorite part of the holidays! 😂

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Post by Fran
Two paintings of women in nice dresses reading books.
Caption: My favourite category of painting is “portrait of an introvert who snuck out of the party she was forced to attend to go read in a quiet room somewhere” also known as me every holiday season.

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51d

Nonspecific editions > Specific editions 😂

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Nonspecific Editions by John Atkinson, Wrong Hands
Some Musketeers, Dumas
Roughly The Mid Nineteen Eighties, Orwell
An Unsightly Property on the Yorkshire Moons, Bronte
The Approximate temperature Paper Catches Fire, Bradbury
Around the World Eventualy, Verne
One of the Henrys, Shakespeare

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54d

#SithFiles #EpsteinFiles #Epstein #meme #memes #StarWars

Supreme Chancellor Palpatine @realSheevPalpatine
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SITH FILES! Thev are a HOAX written by Yoda, Kenobi, and the JEDI DEEP STATE
Darth Plagueis killed himself in his sleep. This is the same as the Dooku, Dooku, Dooku Hoax, there was no collusion with the Trade Federation.
I have deported over 1 BILLION Separatist aliens from our beautiful republic but Lyin' Mon and Fake News Padme HATE that we are MAKING THE GALAXY GREAT AGAIN!

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72d

This is the kind of math we like around here 😜

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Picture if a pink sign standing on a table covered in books saying,
BOOK MATH:
Buying the series means you really only bought one book.

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#cat #cats #caturday #memes

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70d

I mean it does make a certain kind of sense, an evil facist wouldn't consider happy people civilized 🤔

The kind of people who don't let cause strife both for themselves and others in the name of ambition have no use to a Dark Lord 😁

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Post by Oliver Clegg

SAURON: I shall create three rings for the elves, seven for the dwarf lords and nine for mortal men
HOBBITS: wow ok none for us cool
SAURON: and thus I shall have dominion over all the civilised races of middle earth
HOBBITS: WOW

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I mean it does make a certain kind of sense, an evil facist wouldn't consider happy people civilized 🤔

The kind of people who don't cause strife both for themselves and others in the name of ambition have no use to a Dark Lord 😁

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68d

Story structure can be good, it can also make it painfully obvious. Personally I prefer not being able to guess the ending after the first chapter... 🤔😁

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One panel comic by Tom Gauld showing a tall man and a short elf walking over a mountain.
The elf reading a book says, "We've had our "inciting incident" and we're on the "journey" so it seems like we'll be having a "crisis" any minute now..."
The man looking annoyed replies, "This quest was a lot more fun before you got that book on story structure."

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43d

So, if I'm reading this correctly, if I suggest library cats for all libraries I will inevitably become king of the world... 😜😁

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There pictures of a grey cat in a library captioned:
1: Beloved Cat Fired from His Job at a Local Public Library
2: Beloved Cat Will Keep His Job at the Local Library After
International Backlash
3: Library Cat Outlasts Councilman That Wanted Him Gone

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66d

What is Wikipedia doing...

...on my contacts list
@memes@lemmy.world

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30d

Hermanos Ubuntu

#linux #linuxmemes #memes #meme #humor #opensource #softwarelibre #ubuntu #linuxmint

La imagen es una tira cómica de tres viñetas estilo caricatura, inspirada en los personajes de Mario y Luigi, pero con logos de distribuciones Linux: Ubuntu (de rojo) y Linux Mint (de verde).

Primera viñeta: Una mujer saluda diciendo: "Hola, son los hermanos Ubuntu".

Segunda viñeta: El personaje de Linux Mint, con gesto triste, le pregunta: "Mamá, ¿por qué nunca recuerdas mi nombre?".

Tercera viñeta: La mujer le responde: "Lo siento, Ubuntu verde", confundiendo su distribución con Ubuntu pero en color verde.

El chiste juega con la idea de que Linux Mint es un derivado de Ubuntu y a veces se le resta identidad propia. Texto generado con IA

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30d

All good choices, but one is clearly better than the others 😁

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28d

I could write that, but it would be called:
"Suck it, I do what I want! And other stories about the time I f*cked around and found out." 😜😂
An instant peguin classic!

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Picture of a satirical penguin classic:
PENGUIN BOOKS
Suck It: A Defense of my Life Choices
J. M. Howard
COMPLETE UNABRIDGED

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