Eggplant.place

72d

.door {
max-width: 90%;
float: right;
}

a white door inside a house but it's not wide enough to fill the door frame.

92d

Forgot to post a Caturday pic yesterday, so here are some I took inspired by this influencer using their cat as a luscious fur backdrop for showcasing beauty products [photo 1].

I didn’t have any designer lip products handy, so please enjoy the

✨luxury vibes✨

of my cardboard tube of lip balm.

#AllCatsAreBeautiful #LokiDay #DootsToots #ThorToots #LokiToots #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #CarsOfFediverse #Cats #Cat #Beauty #Luxury #Funny #Memes

Photo 1
A beauty Influencer taking a photo with their phone of their cat, who is lounging on his side with a tube of fancy lipstick nestled in his fur. On the phone, you can see that the picture is zoomed in to where all you see is the tube of lipstick on a glamorous background of fur.

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68d

.bathroom {
width: 300%;
}

#memes #CSS

A bathroom but the room is very long with a toilet at one end, sink at the other. Tower dryer in the middle on the wall.

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37d

Shoutout to the human beings still manually making memes and not relying on some AI slop which is "an insult to Life itself"

I'd take a crude MSPaint drawing of a Taco over some Sam Altman enabling eye-slurry.

#TACO #Memes #AIslop

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25d

What does Balrog taste like? Inquiring minds need to know... 😁
Also, are the Elves an allegory for the diffrent ages of Brittish royalty? 🤔

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Elves in Tolkien's legendarium
From THE HOBBIT:
-Wine from warm lands
-Fire-roasted meat
-Likes dancing in the meadows and making flower wreaths
-Spends time singing and feasting
THE LORD OF THE RINGS:
-Minwvor, Lembas (mysterious and magical elven food)
-Ages-old wisdom in the eyes
-Totally mysterious
THE SILMARILLION:
-Blood of the slain kin
-Flesh of a Balrog killed with bare hands
-Starts each day with new war
-Covered in scars from fighting and being tortured by Orcs
-Killed at least 10 family members

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51d

Library-pub, add a book quiz and a non-alcoholic bar and I'm in 😁

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Post by iconawrites

It would be fun if public libraries were well- funded and open in the evenings and we built a culture where it’s normal to gather at the library after work and browse the shelves and chat about the latest books and read the Saturday night away.

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55d

cloud storage #memes

a closet behind a door with what would appear to be literal clouds.

A "Cloud Storage" sign can be seen beside the door opening.

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34d

Happy pride month! Don't fall for consumerist propaganda from people who would roast s'mores over your body if you were on fire.

Original: https://pizzacakecomic.com/

#meme #memes #queer #lgbtq #lgbtqia #trans #transgender #mtf #transwoman

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47d

We NEED more sci-fi like Firefly in the shelves... 😁 If you have recommendations I'm looking 😊

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Post by SciFi RoundTable
Caption: I was excited until I realized these are three separate categories.
A Picture of a library sign:
INSPIRATIONAL
SCIENCE FICTION
WESTERNS
->

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30d

#liberatedmemes #memes #degrowth

Remember when the Internet was awesome and your phone wasn't a tracking device?

A cartoon of two men standing next to each other holding their cell phones. A giant constrictor snake is wrapped around one of them. The other man is saying " Go into settings, privacy, activity controls, Web activity, and deselect giant snake."

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45d

Ham-fisted construction is my favourite 😂

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abridged fairy tales by John Atkinson, Wrong Hands
Goldilocks: Home invader has ceral, breaks stuff, then falls asleep.
Hansel and Gretel: Some kids eat an old lady's house. Also cannibalism.
Beauty and the beast: Stockholm syndrome girl falls for ugly guy. Except he isn't.
Princess and the pea: Mattresses piled on a vegetable determine fitness to govern.
Cinderella: Wardrobe malfunction prompts strange footwear mating ritual.
Three little pigs: Ham-fisted construction keeps wolf at the door.

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33d

If a book hasn't been banned somewhere is it even worth reading? 🤔😁

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Picutre of a bookshelf with a sign saying,
Banned Books: Any book worth banning is a book worth reading.
-Isaac Asimov
The shelf features books and has signs explaining what each one was banned for.

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31d

I wish I had public library energy 😁

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Post by Jonathan Edward Durham

Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is *all* the knowledge, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like

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42d

Don't forget it
#meme #memes #queer #lgbtq #lgbtqia #mentalhealth #trans #transgender #mtf #transwoman #lesbian #sapphic #wlw

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41d

Yes, I know I've posted this before, but I really want one 😊
Public libraries could make this the door to their reading areas, then I could try it, get sick of it, and not be bothered 😁

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