Eggplant.place

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Sounds about right.

#memes #humour #Brittian #Egypt #Museums

Photo of the pyramids in Egypt with the question: Why are the pyramids in Egypt?

Xavier replies: Because they are too big to transport to British museums.

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Living language

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#meme #memes #laugh #funny #humor #lol #november #backtothefuture

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All language is weird, but I sometimes wonder if English isn't the weirdest 🤔

Also, does that technically make liguistics a Weird Science 😁

P.S Never spell how it sounds 😜

@linguistics @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @writingcommunity @writingbooks @joinin

#LinguisticMemes #Meme #Memes #Linguistics
#Language #Words #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction #Bookstodon

A handwritten note on a marble countertop.

"How do you console an English teacher?"
"There, their, they're..."

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#memes #newyear

A painting of a woman in a yellow dress holding a fan with the text - I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

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When you leave display logs for debugging "on" in production.

#webdev #programming #memes

on the side of Big Mac box: "an error occurred attempting to read properties for the "Burger Sidetext" resource type Invalid Class String"

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#memes 彩六黑客：

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Keep calm and carry on, my friends.

#propaganda #publicSafety #memes

Uncle Sam, wearing a crown. The words Keep Calm Carry On appear on either side.

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Source: https://pridever.org

#code #programming #coding #release #releases #tool #tools #software #program #programme #funny #meme #memes #picture

Pride versioning of software:

Proud version ─ Major version number:
Bump when you are proud of the release

First decimal ─ Default version number:
Just normal/okay releases

Second decimal ─ Shame version number:
Bump when fixing things too embarrassing to admit

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But even then I think TV and movies based on books are often better than a lot of other TV or movie writing, so perhaps it's not all bad? 🤔😁

@reading @bookstodon @books @joinin

#ReadingMemes #Meme #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Side by side photos of a bannister with a horse on the end.
The Book: A horse beautifully carved directly into the bannister.
The Movie: A plastic horse toy hung on the end of the bannister with a string.

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#PressConference #Microphone #Microphones.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

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If the universe didn't want me to keep posting Dune memes there wouldn't be so many good ones 😂

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Dune #DuneMemes
#ReadingMemes #Meme #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #FantasyBooks

Photo of a turtle with a knife duct taped to it's shell.
Caption: The slow blade penetrates the shield.

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A maioria das empresas dizem que valorizam a honestidade.

Mas não lidam muito bem quando alguém decide ser honesto durante a entrevista de emprego.

@memes

#Memes #Meme #AntiTrampo #Anti_Trampo #LutaDeClasses #Luta_De_Classes #Comunismo #Anarquismo #Trabalho #EntrevistaDeEmprego #Entrevista_De_Emprego

Pintura exibindo três homens diante um altar católico.

Dois deles, um em pé e outro sentado, estão juntos de um lado da sala com a legenda "porque você quer esse emprego?"

O terceiro está parado em pé no lado oposto da sala com a legenda "sempre fui apaixonado por não morrer de fome"

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The founders’ version of #memes and trash talk involved making obscure references to orators, philosophers, senators, consuls, and generals of the ancient republics.

https://inaniludibrio.com/2024/05/19/if-you-can-keep-it-from-caesar-and-catiline/

#history #culture #philosophy #Renaissance #SPQR #American #shitposting

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Say hello to the hacker hotline--to help you remember the way it was.

(781) OCT-AGON
(781) 628-2466

Call anytime, 24/7/365.

#HackerHotline #Hackers #Hacking #Memes #Phones

@infostorm

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👩: 🐧💻❗️

🧔‍♂️: 🪑💫 🤓☝️ "🐧➡️🐧🌽, 🐧➕ ❗️"

👩: 😏 "🏔️🐧, ❌ "

🧔‍♂️: 😨😵‍💫🤢

🧔‍♂️: " ❗️❗️ 🟰 ❗️" 🤮

👩: 🤔 " ➕ 🟰 ❓" 🤷‍♀️
"🔜 🌽🙅‍♂️🟰 "

🧔‍♂️: 💀

👩: 👩‍🏫✨

#memes #shitposting #copypasta #linux #alpine #alpinelinux #gnu

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Just a friendly reminder that if you haven't seen The Good Place, you're missing out on some of the best TV writing ever 😁

@philosophy @psychology @thinkingaboutthinking
@humour
#Thinking #Memes #Humor #Humour
#TheGoodPlace #TV #TvShows
#The #Good #Place #Neighborhood #Rocks

There panel meme about writing from the show The Good Place.
1. When you’re not sure how to solve your own mystery story:
2. Ted Danson as Michael saying, "Now, I've investigated all of the rocks in the neighborhood.
3. A bag of ordinary rocks, "These 78 are the most suspicious."

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[thread 3/x] Transphobia
[thread 2/x] https://mastodon.social/@persagen/113448330077621809
[parent 1/x] https://mastodon.social/@persagen/113126756218775408

#GOP #Trump2 #fascism #Project2025
#ChristianRight #Catholicism #OpusDei #ParentalRightsMovement #populism #CultureWar
#DivisiveRhetoric #SocialMedia #memes #polarization #WedgeTactics #WedgeStrategy
#Christofascism #transgenocide
#WeaponizationOfLanguate #transgenderism
#FamilyResearchCouncil #FRC #HeritageFoundation #LibsOfTikTok #MomsForLiberty #AcPEDs
#WomensRights #misogyny #SelfDetermination

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I'd like to replace that last one with, "Books where you can figure out the end after reading the first few pages." 😜😁

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Book #Books #BookMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour #Funny
#ReadingMemes #ReadAllTheBooks #Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Types of headached memes showing four heads with diffrent amounts of red to indicate severity.
1: Some red, Migrane
2: Some red, Hypertension
3: Some red, Stress
4: Full red all over head, book doesn't end how you thought it should

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Sure, but does anyone start reading the classics? Reading on any level should be encouraged 😊

@reading @bookstodon @bookbubble @humour

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour #YA
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

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‘reading classics doesn’t make you any better than wattpad readers’ okay it does a little come on now

Reply by @l_ou_r_de s
As a society, we need to stop pretending that YA is a decent genre when it's the literary equivalent of a marvel movie.

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People always say you shouldn't rush growing up, so I'm saving my adulthood for when they put me in the incinerator 😜😂

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @worldbuilding

#SpeculativeFiction #FantasyBooks
#FantasyMemes #Fantasy #Tolkien #LotR #Hobbit
#ReadingMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Novel #Books #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookstodon

Post by ohsalome:
Me, aged 14, reading Tolkien: Hobbits are considered
chuldren until they are 30? How funky! Fantasy
worldbuilding! This is so different from us humans!
Me, aged 25: Oh i get it now
Reply by roguebelle:
Me, aged 34: Actually the Hobbits might be rushing
things a bit.

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This is how I feel when I look at my TBR pile 😜😂

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @joinin

#ReadingMemes #Meme #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon

Drawing of a sorcerer sitting behind a talbe filled with crystalballs, on each ball has been editing in the text "unread book".

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😂

#CoryBooker #USPol #meme #memes

Meme of person saying peace next to fresh grave. Cory booker is saying deuces & strom thormond's racist ass face is on the tombstone

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I have to say I feel we're missing a few steps towards an explanation of how "for suppository use only" got in the mix of approprite warning lables 🤔😂

@libraries @Libraries@fedigroups.social @library @books @bookstodon @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop