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1y

People when they follow me for some random political post and then discover that most of what I talk about is music, Dad jokes, and Animal Crossing

#DadJokes #Silly #ACNH #Music #Meme #Memes #StarWarsMemes #PrequelMemes

Star Wars screenshot showing a young, Anakin Skywalker looking very sad with white text beneath it saying, "What have I done?"

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11d

#Shaders.

#Minecraft #MinecraftMeme #MinecraftMemes #VideoGame #VideoGames #Gaming #GamingMeme #GamingMemes #Meme #Memes

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40d

If the universe as a fair place you'd live long enough to finish your reading list 😜😂

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Picture of two lines, and a happy, little stickfigure reader.

The first longer line:
TIME IT WOULD TAKE TO GET THROUGH MY READING LIST

The second shorter line:
TIME LEFT BEFORE THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE

Reader: OOO, THIS BOOK LOOKS I SHOULD BUY IT

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37d

Nothing needs to be said here.

#Trump #memes #humour

Photo of Trump and image of Jabba the Hutt looking identitcal.

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38d

It would sound better to call wikipedia an impressive feat of collaboration 🤔
But correcting people online is an annoying and fun activity we can do from home 😜

@libraries @library @books @bookstodon @humor @lemmyworld

#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove

Post by Frank Furtschool

you ever think about the fact that wikipedia built the modern library of alexandria using nothing but nerds' need to correct each other

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1y

#music #images #photos #guitar #tab #scales #memes

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The image displays three identical guitar picks arranged horizontally. Each pick is a light brown color with a smooth, rounded edge. Below the picks, there is a text that reads 'NUDE PICKS' in bold, capitalized letters. The background is plain white, and there are no other discernible elements or details in the image.

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33d

Absolutely not me IRL, but I know people like this 😁

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Meme with three pictures of the actor playing Pablo Escobar in Narcos looking dejected in diffrent places.
Caption: me, trying to recover after finishing a great book no one else knows

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250d

Alright, which one of you miscreants made this? 🤣

#meme #memes #funny #laugh #humor #lol #rachelzegler #snowwhite #snowshite #tropicthunder #benstiller #simplejack #mashup #mashups #aivideo

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31d

Multiple copies, schmultiple copies, maybe no one else deserves this book 😜😂

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove
#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation #Review #Bookreview

Post by Aerogramme Writers

Best. Book. Review. Ever.

Photo of text:
Q: Would you recommend this book to a friend and why?
A: (Written in pencil by a child) no. it is my favourite and i dont want anyone else to have it.

Explanation added below photo:
Book review by my 6 year old (based on misunderstanding the availability of multiple copies?!)

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27d

Is Ronny Chieng responsible for the "6 7" phenomenon?

I stumbled across a little something that may address this question. & I created a video for yt to go thru it

this is my 1st attempt at editing multiple videos & adding audio & stills to it. so please go easy on me if it is amateurish (it is)😁

but i think i'm actually onto something. i hope for feedback💙

#RonnyChieng #TheDailyShow #TDS #ScissorsSeven #67trend #SixSeven #Comedy #Humor #memes #SouthPark #peterThiel

https://youtu.be/y-t_hbzN51E?si=7EnHWqNJG99FI0o8

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27d

#horror #memes

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25d

That's my nightmare, couldn't they just do the decent thing and put me out of my misery? 😜😂

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Post by Adam Morgan

Re-reading Wuthering Heights is a great reminder that 150 years ago, if you, say, sprained an ankle at a neighbor's house, you just lived there for five weeks until it healed.

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23d

If libraries are the soul of a nation, what is parliment? I mean it can't be good 😜😂

@libraries @library @books @bookstodon @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove

“Civilized nations build libraries; lands that have lost their soul, close them down."
-Toby Forward

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8d

I want things that are above my reading level, that's how I get better at reading 🤔😁

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#ReadingMemes #Memes
#ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #FantasyBooks #ReadingLevel #Level

Comic from Unshelved about a boy asking librarian about what books he can check out and the librarian telling him he can check out any book. The teacher says it's above the child's reading level and they have a policy. The librarian replies he loves the sound of a breaking policy breaking.

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22d

My handmade Doctor Who scarf that I got as a birthday present a few years ago is getting some air 😁

@doctorwho

#SpeculativeFiction
#FantasyMemes #SciFiMemes #Fantasy #SciFi #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Low #High #Epic #Science #Opera #Hard #CottageCore #SolarPunk #Comedic #Whatever #GiveMeAllYouveGot
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove

Photo of a long colourful scarf hanging on a clothesline in a wintery landscape.

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21d

RE: https://mas.to/@markarayner/115650263954336262

I honestly hate colon and semi-colon and I don't care who knows it.
If I wanted something for containing poop I'd use the colon in my stomach... 😜😂

@galacticwriters @writers @books @fantasy @bookstodon
@writingbooks @keepwriting @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#WritingMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour #Grammar
#Author #Authors #IndieAuthor #IndieBooks #AmWriting #Writerdons #Writers #Writer #Writing #WritingCommunity #Writinglife #WritersOfMastodon #Bookstodon

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20d

How is a hoarding bookdragon better than a little bookworm that reads like their life depends on it 🤔

Shouldn't books be for the sharing of knowledge, not for the owning of knowledge 😁

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove

| just discovered the term "bookdragon” and I have never felt more seen in my
life. Unlike a bookworm, who reads like their little life depends on it, a bookdragon hoards books like treasure. I used to think I was a bookworm, but now I know that I was very, very wrong.

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11d

So, putting the book down where you finish reading it until it organically evolves into a pile of books doesn't count as "arranging"? Rude! 😜😂

@bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #FantasyBooks

A meme with pictures of six diffrent bookshelves.

Caption: How do you arrange your books?

1. HEIGHT
2. PERSONAL SIGNIFICANCE
3. COLOR
4. STACKED
5. ALPHABETICAL
6. CHRONDLOGIAL

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2d

I skipped all the other stages and went straight to 'old weirdo' and I've never been happier 😂

@galacticwriters @writers @books @fantasy @bookstodon
@writingbooks @keepwriting @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#WritingMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Author #Authors #IndieAuthor #IndieBooks #AmWriting #Writerdons #Writers #Writer #Writing #WritingCommunity #Writinglife #WritersOfMastodon #Bookstodon

An image of a time-line from birth to death.
Caption: Life of an artist
Start: Gifted kid
Middle: A burned out disapointment
End: An old weirdo with a home studio.

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5d

Someone should make a virtual tickler for e-books, otherwise it's discrimination 😜😂
@bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #FantasyBooks

Photo of a standing blackboard outside a shop with a hand drawn image of a sad looking book sitting on a shelf.
Caption: The books are bored. Come inside and give them a tickle.

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4d

RE: https://mastodon.online/@brianbilston/115745442380750782

"The end justifies the memes" is now my favourite proverb of all time 😂

#Meme #Memes #Proverbs
#Modern #Problems #Require #ModernMemes

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3d

Too many novels is definitely how I want to go, but I'm probably more likely to suffer from a stong bout of drawing-room anguish 😜😂

#NotAllBooksAreCreatedEqual

@bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Litterature
#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #FantasyBooks

Historic painting of a woman lying in bed.
Caption: Things Women In Literature Have Died From

The list:
Cold hands
Pony exhaustion
Beautiful face
Strolling congestion
Missing slippers
Sherry served too cold
Wrist fevers
Ship infidelity
Night brain
Going outside at night In Italy
Shawl Insufficiency
Clergyman's dropsy
Too many pillows
Flirting headaches
Garden troubles
River unhappiness
Someone said "No" very loudly
General bummers
Letter-reading fits
Mmmf
Drawing-room anguish
Beautiful chestnut hair
Not enough pillows
Spinal degeneration as a result of pride
Haven't seen the sea In a long time
Parents too happy
Too many novels
The Unpleasantness

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Sounds about right.

#memes #humour #Brittian #Egypt #Museums

Photo of the pyramids in Egypt with the question: Why are the pyramids in Egypt?

Xavier replies: Because they are too big to transport to British museums.

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1d

What litterature is it when the characters are having affairs and suffering, the author is having an affair and suffering, the reader is having an affair and suffering 🤔 😂

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #FantasyBooks