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122d

Stop and enjoy the #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

an orange tabby cat curled up looking out of the red light of a set of stop lights

143d

Traffic makes beasts of us all, but that's too far, way too far 😂

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Post by lindsey

I hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his fav book made into a movie & the characters are nothing like he imagined them.

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142d

Don't even get me started on how hard it is to stare into the inaccessible void.

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hatch closed by a zillion rusty bolts labelled: accessible void

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121d

Across the street from The Ministry of Silly Walks.

#humor #humour #weird #signs #sillywalk

three kids in school uniforms walking funny on a crosswalk, imitating the crosswalk sign that is rotated 90 degrees, so it looks like the people are pointed down

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140d

I hope everyone's keeping cool!

#deer #animals #sun #hot #humor #humour

deer lying on grass in the one patch of shade cast by an umbrella

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115d

All worship the Glorious Zarcat, ruler of Planet Mecuratron!

#Caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #alien

tabby cat sitting on top of a door, with a light in front if his face that makes it look like it's a part of his head

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139d

That's my favorite part of the holidays! 😂

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Post by Fran
Two paintings of women in nice dresses reading books.
Caption: My favourite category of painting is “portrait of an introvert who snuck out of the party she was forced to attend to go read in a quiet room somewhere” also known as me every holiday season.

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114d

Nonspecific editions > Specific editions 😂

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Nonspecific Editions by John Atkinson, Wrong Hands
Some Musketeers, Dumas
Roughly The Mid Nineteen Eighties, Orwell
An Unsightly Property on the Yorkshire Moons, Bronte
The Approximate temperature Paper Catches Fire, Bradbury
Around the World Eventualy, Verne
One of the Henrys, Shakespeare

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135d

My boofer plant is doing well this summer!

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #summer

bernese mountain dog buried up to its shoulders in a whole it has created in a garden -- there is dirt everywhere and it looks quite pleased with itself.

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112d

Forget Planet of the Apes, this is the dystopian future to be worried about.

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135d

This is the kind of math we like around here 😜

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Picture if a pink sign standing on a table covered in books saying,
BOOK MATH:
Buying the series means you really only bought one book.

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133d

I mean it does make a certain kind of sense, an evil facist wouldn't consider happy people civilized 🤔

The kind of people who don't let cause strife both for themselves and others in the name of ambition have no use to a Dark Lord 😁

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Post by Oliver Clegg

SAURON: I shall create three rings for the elves, seven for the dwarf lords and nine for mortal men
HOBBITS: wow ok none for us cool
SAURON: and thus I shall have dominion over all the civilised races of middle earth
HOBBITS: WOW

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133d

I mean it does make a certain kind of sense, an evil facist wouldn't consider happy people civilized 🤔

The kind of people who don't cause strife both for themselves and others in the name of ambition have no use to a Dark Lord 😁

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108d

Woo! Feel the energy on this extreme #caturday!

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131d

Story structure can be good, it can also make it painfully obvious. Personally I prefer not being able to guess the ending after the first chapter... 🤔😁

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One panel comic by Tom Gauld showing a tall man and a short elf walking over a mountain.
The elf reading a book says, "We've had our "inciting incident" and we're on the "journey" so it seems like we'll be having a "crisis" any minute now..."
The man looking annoyed replies, "This quest was a lot more fun before you got that book on story structure."

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106d

So, if I'm reading this correctly, if I suggest library cats for all libraries I will inevitably become king of the world... 😜😁

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There pictures of a grey cat in a library captioned:
1: Beloved Cat Fired from His Job at a Local Public Library
2: Beloved Cat Will Keep His Job at the Local Library After
International Backlash
3: Library Cat Outlasts Councilman That Wanted Him Gone

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93d

All good choices, but one is clearly better than the others 😁

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92d

I could write that, but it would be called:
"Suck it, I do what I want! And other stories about the time I f*cked around and found out." 😜😂
An instant peguin classic!

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Picture of a satirical penguin classic:
PENGUIN BOOKS
Suck It: A Defense of my Life Choices
J. M. Howard
COMPLETE UNABRIDGED

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