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95d

In case you're feeling mildly upset by the state of the world, here's a weird dog playing with a rubber chicken. [Sound on!]

#IknowItsADonkey #donkey #humor #humour #cute #dog #dogs #asstodon

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72d

Another highly coordinated caturday.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

[description: A black cat and a white cat on a running wheel. The white cat grabs hold and falls down on top of the black cat, who then also falls off the wheel. Idiots.]

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65d

Today's ridiculously adorable #caturday content

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a truly adorable orange tabby standing next to striped cushion with it's paws tucked under its chin like its in a photo shoot

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25d

What does Balrog taste like? Inquiring minds need to know... 😁
Also, are the Elves an allegory for the diffrent ages of Brittish royalty? 🤔

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Elves in Tolkien's legendarium
From THE HOBBIT:
-Wine from warm lands
-Fire-roasted meat
-Likes dancing in the meadows and making flower wreaths
-Spends time singing and feasting
THE LORD OF THE RINGS:
-Minwvor, Lembas (mysterious and magical elven food)
-Ages-old wisdom in the eyes
-Totally mysterious
THE SILMARILLION:
-Blood of the slain kin
-Flesh of a Balrog killed with bare hands
-Starts each day with new war
-Covered in scars from fighting and being tortured by Orcs
-Killed at least 10 family members

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81d

And so the publishing world began.

#fakefact #MaundyThursday #easter #humor #humour #books #book #writing #writingcommunity

davinci's last supper with the following labels:
one of you will betray me
four will get book deals

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51d

Library-pub, add a book quiz and a non-alcoholic bar and I'm in 😁

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Post by iconawrites

It would be fun if public libraries were well- funded and open in the evenings and we built a culture where it’s normal to gather at the library after work and browse the shelves and chat about the latest books and read the Saturday night away.

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58d

Halt, hooman! What's the password?

Uh, caturday?

We would also have accepted: pss, pss

#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour #caturday

Two orange cats standing on columns, guarding a wooden door

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27d

Anarchy in the UK!

#bird #birds #birb #humor #humour #gull #seagull

gull sitting on a sign that says no gulls, with blue sky and white clouds in background

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23d

I need about a dozen of these.

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

two yellow placards that say "cat vomit - caution" with a stylized cat throwing up

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34d

“Of aal the fish there iss in the sea,” said Para Handy, “nothing bates the herrin’; it’s a providence they’re plentiful and them so cheap!”

Neil Munro (1863–1930) – journalist, novelist, short-story writer, & poet – was born #OTD, 3 June. Rigby’s Encyclopaedia of Herring discusses Munro’s PARA HANDY stories, as well as giving the full text of the tale “The Herring – A Gossip”

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https://www.herripedia.com/para-handy/

#Scottish #literature #humour #shortstory #herring #19thcentury #20thcentury

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48d

We NEED more sci-fi like Firefly in the shelves... 😁 If you have recommendations I'm looking 😊

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@humour

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Caption: I was excited until I realized these are three separate categories.
A Picture of a library sign:
INSPIRATIONAL
SCIENCE FICTION
WESTERNS
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30d

Cutest pool shark ever!

[video of a tabby kitten sitting on a pool table and putting a ball into a side pocket with its paw]

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #humor #humour #pool

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46d

Ham-fisted construction is my favourite 😂

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abridged fairy tales by John Atkinson, Wrong Hands
Goldilocks: Home invader has ceral, breaks stuff, then falls asleep.
Hansel and Gretel: Some kids eat an old lady's house. Also cannibalism.
Beauty and the beast: Stockholm syndrome girl falls for ugly guy. Except he isn't.
Princess and the pea: Mattresses piled on a vegetable determine fitness to govern.
Cinderella: Wardrobe malfunction prompts strange footwear mating ritual.
Three little pigs: Ham-fisted construction keeps wolf at the door.

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34d

If a book hasn't been banned somewhere is it even worth reading? 🤔😁

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @bookbubble @humour @reading

#IReadBannedBooks
#BannedBook #Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
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Picutre of a bookshelf with a sign saying,
Banned Books: Any book worth banning is a book worth reading.
-Isaac Asimov
The shelf features books and has signs explaining what each one was banned for.

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32d

I wish I had public library energy 😁

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Post by Jonathan Edward Durham

Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is *all* the knowledge, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like

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42d

Come on guys, pay attention to the kerning.

#kerning #typography #graphicdesign #seasonal #weird #signs #humor #humour

black Halloween cat signs being sold that should say "Trick or treat" but appear to say "F*ck or Treat"

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42d

Yes, I know I've posted this before, but I really want one 😊
Public libraries could make this the door to their reading areas, then I could try it, get sick of it, and not be bothered 😁

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