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316d

It's coming.

#September #pumpkinSpice #dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour

sandstorm with a dogs face approaching a suburb -- sandstorm label: pumpkin spice. Suburb label: Sept. 1st

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315d

When there's a sale on Cerberus puppies.

#dog #dogs #dogstadon #DogsOfMastodon #cerberus #puppies #humor #humour

three grey shepherd puppies in a petsmart shopping cart, but all you can see are their heads

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319d

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302d

Weird horse celebrating the start of pumpkin spice season.

#IKnowItsARhino #rhino #animal #animals #humor #humour

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299d

Weird dog would very much like to come in for a morning snuggle.

#IKnowItsABear #bear #bears #dog #dogs #dogstadon #dogsOfMastodon #humor #humour

a brown bear tapping at a window, with the forest behind it -- the bear looks like it's smiling

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282d

Here's to a thoughtful and creative #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour

cute tabby kitten with white belly and muzzle lying back on a purple led keyboard, looking up

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277d

This is the face of joyful panic.

#dog #dogstodon #dogsOfMastodon #dogs #humor #humour

a group of sheep, packed close to gether, with the head of a black dog poking out between two flanks, with it's tongue out excitedly

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253d

I can totally relate.

#science #humour #cartoon #halloween

A cartoon by Tom Gauld showing an evil scientist in her lab, angrily filling in documents. Her lab is full of esoteric stuff, body parts in jars, skulls, arcane books... There's a corpse in the background, waiting to be awakened by a complex machine. The cartoon caption reads: "Janet had not imagined that being an evil scientist would involve quite so much evil paperwork."

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259d

I would've done the same.

https://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/the-package/

#humour #comic #cartoon

A multi-panel cartoon. A man opens his flat's front door and finds a package. "The package isn't addressed to anyone," he thinks. "It just says 'sterb.' I don't know if this is a name, and I'm afraid to offend by asking." The next panel shows him in the countryside. "I throw the package into the river," he says, as the package floats away. "Later, Sterb comes by. He is my neighbour." We see Sterb asking for his package. "Obviously this is an embarrassing situation," the man thinks. "I throw Sterb into the river as well," he says, as we see Sterb floating away.

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233d

Another sonically satisfying #caturday! [sound on]

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #reverb

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236d

Adept at touch typing? Want to go insane? Try the latest toggle switch "keyboard."

#typing #writing #writingcommunity #humor #humour

A qwerty keyboard but all the keys are replaced with switches

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246d

Cerberus was a great guard-dog, but a terrible backseat driver.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour #cerberus

Three white dogs in a backseat with their heads stuck between the two front seats, making them look like cerberus

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226d

All hail the glorious #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a fuzzy cat standing on its hind legs with its forelegs stretched up towards a glorious sunrise

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161d

Crap, where did I leave my existential dread?

#humor #humour #existentialism #existentialdread #funny #satire

Let's see .. phone (check), keys (check), a potent blend of dread and malaise which grows stronger each day (check) wallet (check). Yes, that's everything.

woman in flower frame doing a thumbs up sign
half-off-screen young woman saying: "You okay babe?"

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221d

Departed Humour: GLitcH! Internet to Extranet

Go back in time to the 2000s where Norb deals with a salesman trying to sell him a new fad that everyone must have in the comic strip called GLitcH!

https://www.adamsdesk.com/posts/departed-humour-glitch-internet-extranet/

#ThrowbackThursday #humour #humor #funny #technology #blog

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197d

How to avoid Christmas carnage -- of the orange kind.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #christmas

orange cat looking annoyed at small christmas tree that is locked away inside a cage

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164d

Just a friendly reminder that if you haven't seen The Good Place, you're missing out on some of the best TV writing ever 😁

@philosophy @psychology @thinkingaboutthinking
@humour
#Thinking #Memes #Humor #Humour
#TheGoodPlace #TV #TvShows
#The #Good #Place #Neighborhood #Rocks

There panel meme about writing from the show The Good Place.
1. When you’re not sure how to solve your own mystery story:
2. Ted Danson as Michael saying, "Now, I've investigated all of the rocks in the neighborhood.
3. A bag of ordinary rocks, "These 78 are the most suspicious."

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Comedian Bec Shaw is tired of the argument that "wokeness" is ruining comedy because "you can't joke about anything anymore." She writes in her Substack about how often that sentiment is wielded to justify "the most hack, unfunny, mean-spirited, boring jokes that have ever existed." She continues: "People are whining and frothing at the mouth to be able to 'say what they want,' and what they desperately want to say is… the same old jokes we’ve heard over and over for years." Tell us in the comments what you think.

https://flip.it/7XNU1n

#Comedy #Humour #Humor #CancelCulture #Wokeness