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1y

Typography: it matters!

#weird #signs #humor #humour #typography #graphicdesign #kerning

a sign that says Fart Food, but is supposed to say art food. (Fusing visual art & culinary creativity)

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1y

There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsOfMastodon #caturday #humor #humour

two grey and white tabby cats -- on is sitting on a chair, squinting with murder in its other eye. The other is below it with its eyes crossed and a derpy look on its face and its tongue out

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1y

The God Emperor wishes you a happy #Caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour

sphinx cat sitting in a tub of milk, with pretty flowers floating in the tub with him. the cat looks angry

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10d

Teacher: You have 5 cats, and someone wants 2 of them. How many cats do you have left?

Me: 5

Teacher: Ok. Let's say someone forcefully takes 2 cats. What do you have now?

Me: 5 cats and a dead body.

#Cats #Caturday #Humour

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12d

It's less of a collection and more a state of mind, and that state is cluttred and disorganised... 😂

@bookstodon @books
@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @reading

#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Post by Henry Sotheran

ART COLLECTORS: my vault is hermetically sealed

COMIC COLLECTORS: everything is ordered by issue and in plastic

TOY COLLECTORS: I've never even opened this box

BOOK COLLECTORS: (erupts from a pile of books) I have no idea what I was looking for when I started

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9d

This is 10,000 nunspotting points. No arguments , please.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #nun #nuns #humor #humour

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1y

I need this machine really badly.

https://www.theguardian.com/books/picture/2024/aug/17/tom-gauld-on-how-to-manage-your-unread-books-pile-cartoon

#books #reading #comics #humour

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9d

"All shall love my daydreams and despair!"
-Galadriel probably... 😂

@writingcommunity @writingbooks @keepwriting
@bookstodon
@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#WritingMemes #Memes
#Humor #Humour
#Author #Authors #IndieAuthor #IndieBooks #AmWriting #Writerdons #Writers #Writer #Writing #WritingCommunity #Writinglife #WritersOfMastodon #Bookstodon

Post by C.G. Drews
i love the advice "write the book you want to read" because not only do you get the story you always craved, you also get to force everyone else to be super invested in the weird little daydream you just made up out of nowhere

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8d

#Meme #Humour

A reaction meme. The text at the top reads, "I want the last meme you saved!". Below it is a cartoon image of J. Jonah Jameson sitting at his desk, clenching his fist and pointing aggressively, with a cigar in his mouth.

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7d

#Meme #Humour

A meme referencing the Google Chrome "no internet" dinosaur game. At the top, text reads: "This is what happens when you turn on the WiFi:". Below it, a flaming meteor, which has a WiFi symbol at its core, hurtles towards the ground where several pixelated T-Rexes from the game are running among cacti.

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5d

Would I read this crossover, hell yes I would! 😂
@bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @bookstodon

#Hemingway #Vs #MontyPython
#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Picture of the cover of Hemingway's "A Farewell to Arms" with an inserted photo from Monty Python's "Holy Grail" where the Black Knight has just had his arms chopped of and it's apprently just a scratch....

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1y

Multi-Pass!

#leeloo #5thElement #Dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour

brown and white pittie cross wearing an orange wig and the bandages, like leeloo from The Fifth Element movie

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1y

😂 😂 😂 Yann Guillarme en faux élu presque aussi vrai qu'une brèle du RN

#YannGuillarme #politique #sketch #humour #RN

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1y

The Lord of #Caturday bids you welcome!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour

tuxedo cat sitting in a cat tree like it's a throne

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2d

I'm dead 😂

@libraries @library @books @bookstodon @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove

Me: No serial killer will ever lure me into their murder van. I' m too smart
for that.
Murderer: Photo of a parked van with the backdoors open showing a nicely lit up space with bookshelves along the wall.

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1d

#Meme #Humour

A meme showing a knight in full armor, labeled "me", kneeling sadly in the rain before a tombstone labeled "the song i used to love but played too many times".

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1y

"Don't bother me! I'm experiencing childlike wonder!"

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #butterfly #humor #humour

a blue and grey butterfly (or moth, dunno) sitting on the nose of a brown tabby cat

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1y

It's coming.

#September #pumpkinSpice #dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour

sandstorm with a dogs face approaching a suburb -- sandstorm label: pumpkin spice. Suburb label: Sept. 1st

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1y

When there's a sale on Cerberus puppies.

#dog #dogs #dogstadon #DogsOfMastodon #cerberus #puppies #humor #humour

three grey shepherd puppies in a petsmart shopping cart, but all you can see are their heads

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1y

Weird dog would very much like to come in for a morning snuggle.

#IKnowItsABear #bear #bears #dog #dogs #dogstadon #dogsOfMastodon #humor #humour

a brown bear tapping at a window, with the forest behind it -- the bear looks like it's smiling

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288d

Crap, where did I leave my existential dread?

#humor #humour #existentialism #existentialdread #funny #satire

Let's see .. phone (check), keys (check), a potent blend of dread and malaise which grows stronger each day (check) wallet (check). Yes, that's everything.

woman in flower frame doing a thumbs up sign
half-off-screen young woman saying: "You okay babe?"

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348d

Departed Humour: GLitcH! Internet to Extranet

Go back in time to the 2000s where Norb deals with a salesman trying to sell him a new fad that everyone must have in the comic strip called GLitcH!

https://www.adamsdesk.com/posts/departed-humour-glitch-internet-extranet/

#ThrowbackThursday #humour #humor #funny #technology #blog

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291d

Just a friendly reminder that if you haven't seen The Good Place, you're missing out on some of the best TV writing ever 😁

@philosophy @psychology @thinkingaboutthinking
@humour
#Thinking #Memes #Humor #Humour
#TheGoodPlace #TV #TvShows
#The #Good #Place #Neighborhood #Rocks

There panel meme about writing from the show The Good Place.
1. When you’re not sure how to solve your own mystery story:
2. Ted Danson as Michael saying, "Now, I've investigated all of the rocks in the neighborhood.
3. A bag of ordinary rocks, "These 78 are the most suspicious."

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299d

Comedian Bec Shaw is tired of the argument that "wokeness" is ruining comedy because "you can't joke about anything anymore." She writes in her Substack about how often that sentiment is wielded to justify "the most hack, unfunny, mean-spirited, boring jokes that have ever existed." She continues: "People are whining and frothing at the mouth to be able to 'say what they want,' and what they desperately want to say is… the same old jokes we’ve heard over and over for years." Tell us in the comments what you think.

https://flip.it/7XNU1n

#Comedy #Humour #Humor #CancelCulture #Wokeness