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1y

I need this machine really badly.

https://www.theguardian.com/books/picture/2024/aug/17/tom-gauld-on-how-to-manage-your-unread-books-pile-cartoon

#books #reading #comics #humour

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1y

Multi-Pass!

#leeloo #5thElement #Dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour

brown and white pittie cross wearing an orange wig and the bandages, like leeloo from The Fifth Element movie

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1y

😂 😂 😂 Yann Guillarme en faux élu presque aussi vrai qu'une brèle du RN

#YannGuillarme #politique #sketch #humour #RN

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1y

The Lord of #Caturday bids you welcome!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour

tuxedo cat sitting in a cat tree like it's a throne

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1y

"Don't bother me! I'm experiencing childlike wonder!"

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #butterfly #humor #humour

a blue and grey butterfly (or moth, dunno) sitting on the nose of a brown tabby cat

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1y

It's coming.

#September #pumpkinSpice #dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour

sandstorm with a dogs face approaching a suburb -- sandstorm label: pumpkin spice. Suburb label: Sept. 1st

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1y

When there's a sale on Cerberus puppies.

#dog #dogs #dogstadon #DogsOfMastodon #cerberus #puppies #humor #humour

three grey shepherd puppies in a petsmart shopping cart, but all you can see are their heads

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363d

Weird dog would very much like to come in for a morning snuggle.

#IKnowItsABear #bear #bears #dog #dogs #dogstadon #dogsOfMastodon #humor #humour

a brown bear tapping at a window, with the forest behind it -- the bear looks like it's smiling

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225d

Crap, where did I leave my existential dread?

#humor #humour #existentialism #existentialdread #funny #satire

Let's see .. phone (check), keys (check), a potent blend of dread and malaise which grows stronger each day (check) wallet (check). Yes, that's everything.

woman in flower frame doing a thumbs up sign
half-off-screen young woman saying: "You okay babe?"

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285d

Departed Humour: GLitcH! Internet to Extranet

Go back in time to the 2000s where Norb deals with a salesman trying to sell him a new fad that everyone must have in the comic strip called GLitcH!

https://www.adamsdesk.com/posts/departed-humour-glitch-internet-extranet/

#ThrowbackThursday #humour #humor #funny #technology #blog

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228d

Just a friendly reminder that if you haven't seen The Good Place, you're missing out on some of the best TV writing ever 😁

@philosophy @psychology @thinkingaboutthinking
@humour
#Thinking #Memes #Humor #Humour
#TheGoodPlace #TV #TvShows
#The #Good #Place #Neighborhood #Rocks

There panel meme about writing from the show The Good Place.
1. When you’re not sure how to solve your own mystery story:
2. Ted Danson as Michael saying, "Now, I've investigated all of the rocks in the neighborhood.
3. A bag of ordinary rocks, "These 78 are the most suspicious."

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236d

Comedian Bec Shaw is tired of the argument that "wokeness" is ruining comedy because "you can't joke about anything anymore." She writes in her Substack about how often that sentiment is wielded to justify "the most hack, unfunny, mean-spirited, boring jokes that have ever existed." She continues: "People are whining and frothing at the mouth to be able to 'say what they want,' and what they desperately want to say is… the same old jokes we’ve heard over and over for years." Tell us in the comments what you think.

https://flip.it/7XNU1n

#Comedy #Humour #Humor #CancelCulture #Wokeness

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234d

His name is Polar Vortex. And he is cross.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

little white kitten sitting on a human's lap, looking cross, with all it's hair pointing in one direction

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87d

Sure, but does anyone start reading the classics? Reading on any level should be encouraged 😊

@reading @bookstodon @bookbubble @humour

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour #YA
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Post by @MATCHAURA
‘reading classics doesn’t make you any better than wattpad readers’ okay it does a little come on now

Reply by @l_ou_r_de s
As a society, we need to stop pretending that YA is a decent genre when it's the literary equivalent of a marvel movie.

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65d

Luckily Bert is right, you don't HAVE to read Dostoyevsky 😂 But you can if you want 😊

@bookstodon @bookbubble @humour @reading

#Song #Evita #Dostoyevsky
#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Picture of a blackboard sign with colourful chalk writing:
Bert's Books
Don't cry for me Dostoyevsky
The truth is I never read you
All through your chapters
Your epic fiction
You kept on writing
I kept my distance

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159d

In case you're feeling mildly upset by the state of the world, here's a weird dog playing with a rubber chicken. [Sound on!]

#IknowItsADonkey #donkey #humor #humour #cute #dog #dogs #asstodon

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89d

What does Balrog taste like? Inquiring minds need to know... 😁
Also, are the Elves an allegory for the diffrent ages of Brittish royalty? 🤔

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @speculativefictioncomedy @bookbubble @humour

#FantasyMemes #Fantasy #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Low #High #Epic #Science #Comedic #Whatever #GiveMeAllYouveGot
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Elves in Tolkien's legendarium
From THE HOBBIT:
-Wine from warm lands
-Fire-roasted meat
-Likes dancing in the meadows and making flower wreaths
-Spends time singing and feasting
THE LORD OF THE RINGS:
-Minwvor, Lembas (mysterious and magical elven food)
-Ages-old wisdom in the eyes
-Totally mysterious
THE SILMARILLION:
-Blood of the slain kin
-Flesh of a Balrog killed with bare hands
-Starts each day with new war
-Covered in scars from fighting and being tortured by Orcs
-Killed at least 10 family members

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115d

Library-pub, add a book quiz and a non-alcoholic bar and I'm in 😁

@libraries @librarians @bookbubble @bookstodon @humour

#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing
#Repost #From #Old #Account

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It would be fun if public libraries were well- funded and open in the evenings and we built a culture where it’s normal to gather at the library after work and browse the shelves and chat about the latest books and read the Saturday night away.

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122d

Halt, hooman! What's the password?

Uh, caturday?

We would also have accepted: pss, pss

#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour #caturday

Two orange cats standing on columns, guarding a wooden door

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91d

Anarchy in the UK!

#bird #birds #birb #humor #humour #gull #seagull

gull sitting on a sign that says no gulls, with blue sky and white clouds in background

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87d

I need about a dozen of these.

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

two yellow placards that say "cat vomit - caution" with a stylized cat throwing up

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98d

“Of aal the fish there iss in the sea,” said Para Handy, “nothing bates the herrin’; it’s a providence they’re plentiful and them so cheap!”

Neil Munro (1863–1930) – journalist, novelist, short-story writer, & poet – was born #OTD, 3 June. Rigby’s Encyclopaedia of Herring discusses Munro’s PARA HANDY stories, as well as giving the full text of the tale “The Herring – A Gossip”

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https://www.herripedia.com/para-handy/

#Scottish #literature #humour #shortstory #herring #19thcentury #20thcentury