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1y

When your cat is obsessed with abs day and comes home ripped.

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats

A cat is peeking out from a shopping bag that features a man’s chiseled abs.

43d

Drooling? No, that’s just liquid joy

#Dogs #Dog #Dogsofmastodon #Hond #Honden #Pets #Animals #Cute #Hund #Chien #Perro #Hunde #Animale #Animales #Canine #Tiere #Tier #Puppy #Pup #Fun #Funny #Humor #Humour #Laugh #Grappig #Komisch #Lustig #Divertente #Lachen #Schattig #Sweet #Adorable #Lovely #Pretty #Lovable #Adorbs #Precious #Beautiful #Perros #Cane #DogsOfFediverse #Schattig #Süß #Sus #Gorgeous #Lief #Aww

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38d

Goals for a #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cute #humor #humour

a bright green blanket with just the nose and muzzle of a cute kitty peeping out

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42d

First bark ever… and instantly confused by his own voice.

#Dogs #GoldenRetriever #Puppy #Pup #Dog #Dogsofmastodon #Hond #Honden #Pets #Animals #Cute #Hund #Chien #Perro #Hunde #Animale #Animales #Canine #Tiere #Tier #Puppy #Pup #Fun #Funny #Humor #Humour #Laugh #Grappig #Komisch #Lustig #Divertente #Lachen #Schattig #Sweet #Adorable #Lovely #Pretty #Lovable #Adorbs #Precious #Beautiful #Perros #Cane #DogsOfFediverse #Schattig #Süß #Sus #Gorgeous #Lief #Aww #Bark #Aww #Mooi #Play #Playing

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39d

Did you know that misunderstanding books is a fun and easy activity you can do at home 😜😂 But don't worry metaphors are hard for everyone 😊

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour #MobyDick
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Four panel meme of Ron from Parks and Rec in a hardware store talking about Moby Dick.

1: Metaphores? I hate metaphors!
2: That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick!
3: No froo-froo symbolism
4: just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal.

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38d

The problem is that whatever dumbass thing I think of to do some more creative dumbass has already ruined it by forcing someone to make a rule against it 🤔😂

@libraries @library @books @bookstodon @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop
#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Post by Tara Wine-Queen
"Once again, my plans have been foiled"

Picture of a library ladder with picture on it from Beauty and the Beast where Belle is singing and dancing on a library ladder. With a large Forbbiden mark over it.

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41d

That's why I write #SpeculativeFiction things are always right if I'm making everything up 😜😂
Also, did you know to create a fictional world from scratch you have to start with creating the #Multiverse? At least that's what I've been told... 😅

@bookstodon @books
@worldbuilding @humor @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#FantasyMemes #SciFiMemes #Fantasy #SciFi #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Low #High #Epic #Science #Opera #Hard #CottageCore #SolarPunk #Comedic #Whatever
#Book #Books #Bookstodon
#BoostingIsSharing

Why researching before writing is so, so important.

Screenshot from book MADERING MILLER: His skin was the color of just-pressed olive.

Picture of just pressed olive that is an alien looking lime green.

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1y

Anarchy in the UK

#humor #humour #animals #animal #weird #signs

Pelican sitting on a rail, with the ocean behind, on top of a sign that says: No sitting or standing on rails

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24d

This library needs an "interesting smells" section 🤔😁

@libraries @library @books @bookstodon @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#DogsOfMastodon #Dog
#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove

Picture of a wood sign leaning up agains a tree with a waterbowl on the side and a bunch of sticks under the sign.
I blue letters the sign says:
"Dog Library
Take A Stick Leave A Stick"

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39d

#Meme #Humour

A four-panel meme showing different characters and their relationships with dragons.
Top left panel: Dirk the Daring from the video game "Dragon's Lair" looking angry. The caption reads, "I killed a dragon."
Top right panel: Hiccup from the movie "How to Train Your Dragon" looking concerned. The caption reads, "I trained a dragon."
Bottom left panel: Daenerys Targaryen from the TV show "Game of Thrones" with a slight smile. The caption reads, "I raised a dragon."
Bottom right panel: Donkey from the movie "Shrek," smiling widely and looking directly at the viewer, with no caption. The joke implies his romantic relationship with Dragon from the same movie.

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40d

#Meme #Humour

A simple line graph with two parallel lines trending upwards and to the right. The top line is labeled "The age I consider 'old'" and the bottom line is labeled "My age," humorously illustrating how one's definition of old age increases as they get older.

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1y

Another meditative #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour

orange cat half asleep next to a statue of buddha, both are surrounded by bamboo plants

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1y

“THE DYNAMITER is a hugely inventive & brilliant book, at once a political thriller, a blackly comic satire, & a female adventure”

Robert Louis Stevenson & Fanny Van de Grift Osbourne married #OTD, 19 May, 1880. In this article, Prof Penny Fielding explores the dangerous #collaboration between RLS & his wife: granting female agency on the page & in life

#Scottish #literature #19thcentury #Victorian #RobertLouisStevenson #WomenWriters #humour

@bookstodon

https://dangerouswomenproject.org/2017/01/06/a-dangerous-collaboration/

Book cover

More New Arabian Nights

THE DYNAMITER

By R. L. & F. Stevenson

London

Longmans Green & Co.

Price One Shilling

Cover illustration shows a man in a Victorian frock coat nervously descending a ladder which is propped up against a tall stone wall. At the top of the wall we can the head and shoulders of a smiling man with side-whiskers and a slouch hat.

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35d

#Meme #Humour

A digital illustration of Clippy, the former Microsoft Office Assistant, is shown on the bottom right. Clippy, an anthropomorphic paperclip with googly eyes, sits on a small stack of yellow paper. A speech bubble extends from Clippy to the left, containing the text: "Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen?" Below the text are two selectable options with blue radio buttons: "I'm aware" and "Wow, rude". The background is white.

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33d

I've given people that look, it doesn't work 😂

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

An old painting of a woman holding a book and looking unamused.

Caption: When someone assumes that when you are reading a book, that you are "doing nothing" and therefore can be interrupted. Repeatedly.

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22d

Too derpy to understand gravity.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour

a husky looking excited as it apparently stands on a brick wall

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19d

Abridged crossover idea:
Homeinvader eats an old lady's ham-fisted construction and falls for ugly guy who with a mattresses piled on a vegetable, and strange footwear mating rituals, is determined fit to govern. 😂

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#WritingPrompt
#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove