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99d

Nothing needs to be said here.

#Trump #memes #humour

Photo of Trump and image of Jabba the Hutt looking identitcal.

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101d

Goblins love it when you make the bed!

Happy #Caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

[description: woman attempts to make the bed with a half-dozen hairless cats playing as she does so]

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1y

When there's a sale on Cerberus puppies.

#dog #dogs #dogstadon #DogsOfMastodon #cerberus #puppies #humor #humour

three grey shepherd puppies in a petsmart shopping cart, but all you can see are their heads

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100d

It would sound better to call wikipedia an impressive feat of collaboration 🤔
But correcting people online is an annoying and fun activity we can do from home 😜

@libraries @library @books @bookstodon @humor @lemmyworld

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#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove

Post by Frank Furtschool

you ever think about the fact that wikipedia built the modern library of alexandria using nothing but nerds' need to correct each other

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1y

Weird dog would very much like to come in for a morning snuggle.

#IKnowItsABear #bear #bears #dog #dogs #dogstadon #dogsOfMastodon #humor #humour

a brown bear tapping at a window, with the forest behind it -- the bear looks like it's smiling

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95d

Absolutely not me IRL, but I know people like this 😁

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Meme with three pictures of the actor playing Pablo Escobar in Narcos looking dejected in diffrent places.
Caption: me, trying to recover after finishing a great book no one else knows

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93d

Multiple copies, schmultiple copies, maybe no one else deserves this book 😜😂

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#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove
#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation #Review #Bookreview

Post by Aerogramme Writers

Best. Book. Review. Ever.

Photo of text:
Q: Would you recommend this book to a friend and why?
A: (Written in pencil by a child) no. it is my favourite and i dont want anyone else to have it.

Explanation added below photo:
Book review by my 6 year old (based on misunderstanding the availability of multiple copies?!)

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25d

It's a hard knock life when you don't have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder 😜😂

@reading @joinin @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

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#ReadingMemes #ReadAllTheBooks #Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove

A historic painting of a woman with her head a cushioned stool looking frenzied and depressed.

Caption:
"Are you okay?"
Me: No. I don't have a bookshelf a with a rolling ladder.

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90d

Rocket gets it.

#coffee #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

ginger cat standing near a picture of him on a sign that says: This is rocket
Rocket loves coffee. Rocket cannot have coffee. Rocket does not agree with this decision. So we recommend holding onto your coffee or Rocket will enjoy it for you. It has been 0 days since I spilled coffee

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87d

That's my nightmare, couldn't they just do the decent thing and put me out of my misery? 😜😂

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

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#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
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Post by Adam Morgan

Re-reading Wuthering Heights is a great reminder that 150 years ago, if you, say, sprained an ankle at a neighbor's house, you just lived there for five weeks until it healed.

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50d

Could be pictures me reading as a kid in the big chairs at my grandparents house
Which is your favourite? I can't decide between 4 and 11😊

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @joinin

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A comic showing a person in a big chair and using it for twelve diffrent readin positions.

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85d

If libraries are the soul of a nation, what is parliment? I mean it can't be good 😜😂

@libraries @library @books @bookstodon @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

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“Civilized nations build libraries; lands that have lost their soul, close them down."
-Toby Forward

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84d

My handmade Doctor Who scarf that I got as a birthday present a few years ago is getting some air 😁

@doctorwho

#SpeculativeFiction
#FantasyMemes #SciFiMemes #Fantasy #SciFi #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Low #High #Epic #Science #Opera #Hard #CottageCore #SolarPunk #Comedic #Whatever #GiveMeAllYouveGot
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove

Photo of a long colourful scarf hanging on a clothesline in a wintery landscape.

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83d

Season's Readings 😊

@HeyLaiverd asked to read my stuff offline.

I thought why not make the first part of The Last Philosopher available to everyone.

Use QR or link in alt-text to get e-book, and feel free to share.

@reading @books @fantasy @bookstodon @humor @aiop

#WIPWednesday #AmWriting #IndieAuthor #Free #Ebook
#SpecualtiveFiction #Fantasy #SciFi #Satire #Humour #Comedy
#Books #Novel #Bookstodon #Bookwyrm #BookLovers
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity

https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/tynp5wgkwr0dkvmf3dzp3/The-Last-Philosopher-Part-One.epub?rlkey=n61zknkz05eakr809gcs19kzd&st=fymuxn6v&dl=0

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68d

“In story after story, epicene young men, difficult children, or wild beasts set out to shake up the stifling complacency around them”

Hector Hugh Munro (1870–1916) – Saki – was born #OTD, 18 Dec, in Myanmar. Although born in the Raj & raised in England, his parents were Scots & he considered himself to be a Scot, too. Fatema Ahmed looks at his fierce, funny, & wicked fiction

@bookstodon

1/8

https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/culture/43602/untameable-saki

#Scottish #literature #Saki #shortstories #humor #humour #horror #Edwardian

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82d

How is a hoarding bookdragon better than a little bookworm that reads like their life depends on it 🤔

Shouldn't books be for the sharing of knowledge, not for the owning of knowledge 😁

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| just discovered the term "bookdragon” and I have never felt more seen in my
life. Unlike a bookworm, who reads like their little life depends on it, a bookdragon hoards books like treasure. I used to think I was a bookworm, but now I know that I was very, very wrong.

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73d

So, putting the book down where you finish reading it until it organically evolves into a pile of books doesn't count as "arranging"? Rude! 😜😂

@bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

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#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #FantasyBooks

A meme with pictures of six diffrent bookshelves.

Caption: How do you arrange your books?

1. HEIGHT
2. PERSONAL SIGNIFICANCE
3. COLOR
4. STACKED
5. ALPHABETICAL
6. CHRONDLOGIAL

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64d

I skipped all the other stages and went straight to 'old weirdo' and I've never been happier 😂

@galacticwriters @writers @books @fantasy @bookstodon
@writingbooks @keepwriting @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#WritingMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Author #Authors #IndieAuthor #IndieBooks #AmWriting #Writerdons #Writers #Writer #Writing #WritingCommunity #Writinglife #WritersOfMastodon #Bookstodon

An image of a time-line from birth to death.
Caption: Life of an artist
Start: Gifted kid
Middle: A burned out disapointment
End: An old weirdo with a home studio.

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67d

Someone should make a virtual tickler for e-books, otherwise it's discrimination 😜😂
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#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #FantasyBooks

Photo of a standing blackboard outside a shop with a hand drawn image of a sad looking book sitting on a shelf.
Caption: The books are bored. Come inside and give them a tickle.

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47d

I do like both, and I've never understood why this is an issue, is it not the content of the book that matters? Not how that content is delivered? 🤔😁

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Tom and Jerry meme, Tom is having a sword fight with the dog, and Jerry is watching.
Captions:
Dog: ebook readers
Tom: Physical readers
Jerry: Me liking both

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65d

Too many novels is definitely how I want to go, but I'm probably more likely to suffer from a stong bout of drawing-room anguish 😜😂

#NotAllBooksAreCreatedEqual

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#Litterature
#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #FantasyBooks

Historic painting of a woman lying in bed.
Caption: Things Women In Literature Have Died From

The list:
Cold hands
Pony exhaustion
Beautiful face
Strolling congestion
Missing slippers
Sherry served too cold
Wrist fevers
Ship infidelity
Night brain
Going outside at night In Italy
Shawl Insufficiency
Clergyman's dropsy
Too many pillows
Flirting headaches
Garden troubles
River unhappiness
Someone said "No" very loudly
General bummers
Letter-reading fits
Mmmf
Drawing-room anguish
Beautiful chestnut hair
Not enough pillows
Spinal degeneration as a result of pride
Haven't seen the sea In a long time
Parents too happy
Too many novels
The Unpleasantness

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63d

Sounds about right.

#memes #humour #Brittian #Egypt #Museums

Photo of the pyramids in Egypt with the question: Why are the pyramids in Egypt?

Xavier replies: Because they are too big to transport to British museums.

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63d

What litterature is it when the characters are having affairs and suffering, the author is having an affair and suffering, the reader is having an affair and suffering 🤔 😂

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

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#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #FantasyBooks