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2y

There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsOfMastodon #caturday #humor #humour

two grey and white tabby cats -- on is sitting on a chair, squinting with murder in its other eye. The other is below it with its eyes crossed and a derpy look on its face and its tongue out

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2y

The God Emperor wishes you a happy #Caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour

sphinx cat sitting in a tub of milk, with pretty flowers floating in the tub with him. the cat looks angry

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313d

Teacher: You have 5 cats, and someone wants 2 of them. How many cats do you have left?

Me: 5

Teacher: Ok. Let's say someone forcefully takes 2 cats. What do you have now?

Me: 5 cats and a dead body.

#Cats #Caturday #Humour

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148d

#Meme #Humour

A meme about stress relief. The top text says "Lavender Reduces Stress," and the bottom text says "Me:". It shows a woman lying in bed completely covered from head to toe in stalks of lavender.

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274d

Joking is serious business... 😁

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Interpretation #Author
#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour #Comedy
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Post by prokopetz

Death of the author: Treating the author's stated
interpretation of their own work as merely one opinion
among many, rather than the authoritative Word of God.
Disappearance of the author: Treating the context and
circumstances of the work's authorship as entirely
irrelevant with respect to its interpretation, as though
the work had popped into existence fully formed just
moments ago.

Taxidermy of the author: Working backwards from a
particular interpretation of the work to draw
conclusions about what the context and circumstances
of its authorship must have been.

Undeath of the author: Holding the author personally
responsible for every possible reading of their work,
even ones they could not reasonably have anticipated
at the time of its authorship.

Frankenstein's Monster of the author: Drawing
conclusions about authorial intent based on elements
that are present only in subsequent adaptations by
other authors.

Weekend at Bernie's of the author: Insisting that the
author would personally endorse your interpretation of
the work if they happened to be present.

Reply by bugbastard

| thought this was going to be a joke, but these are all
very real things you see people do.

Reply by prokopetz

I'm never more serious than when I'm joking.

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161d

Und wie ist das mit Eierlikör??? 😅

#ostern #alkohol #satire #humour #humor #lesen #primafeingemacht #martinabrandl #deutschebahn #lustig #lustigetexte #anthologie #kurzgeschichten #kabarett #buch @literatur.social @bookstodon @Sistersofcomedy
(Solche und mehr lustige Texte gibt es übrigens auch auf www.patreon.com/martinabrandl)

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312d

This is 10,000 nunspotting points. No arguments , please.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #nun #nuns #humor #humour

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2y

I need this machine really badly.

https://www.theguardian.com/books/picture/2024/aug/17/tom-gauld-on-how-to-manage-your-unread-books-pile-cartoon

#books #reading #comics #humour

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310d

#Meme #Humour

A reaction meme. The text at the top reads, "I want the last meme you saved!". Below it is a cartoon image of J. Jonah Jameson sitting at his desk, clenching his fist and pointing aggressively, with a cigar in his mouth.

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309d

#Meme #Humour

A meme referencing the Google Chrome "no internet" dinosaur game. At the top, text reads: "This is what happens when you turn on the WiFi:". Below it, a flaming meteor, which has a WiFi symbol at its core, hurtles towards the ground where several pixelated T-Rexes from the game are running among cacti.

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307d

Would I read this crossover, hell yes I would! 😂
@bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @bookstodon

#Hemingway #Vs #MontyPython
#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Picture of the cover of Hemingway's "A Farewell to Arms" with an inserted photo from Monty Python's "Holy Grail" where the Black Knight has just had his arms chopped of and it's apprently just a scratch....

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2y

Multi-Pass!

#leeloo #5thElement #Dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour

brown and white pittie cross wearing an orange wig and the bandages, like leeloo from The Fifth Element movie

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2y

😂 😂 😂 Yann Guillarme en faux élu presque aussi vrai qu'une brèle du RN

#YannGuillarme #politique #sketch #humour #RN

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2y

The Lord of #Caturday bids you welcome!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour

tuxedo cat sitting in a cat tree like it's a throne

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305d

I'm dead 😂

@libraries @library @books @bookstodon @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove

Me: No serial killer will ever lure me into their murder van. I' m too smart
for that.
Murderer: Photo of a parked van with the backdoors open showing a nicely lit up space with bookshelves along the wall.

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304d

#Meme #Humour

A meme showing a knight in full armor, labeled "me", kneeling sadly in the rain before a tombstone labeled "the song i used to love but played too many times".

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2y

"Don't bother me! I'm experiencing childlike wonder!"

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #butterfly #humor #humour

a blue and grey butterfly (or moth, dunno) sitting on the nose of a brown tabby cat

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2y

It's coming.

#September #pumpkinSpice #dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour

sandstorm with a dogs face approaching a suburb -- sandstorm label: pumpkin spice. Suburb label: Sept. 1st

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300d

If the universe as a fair place you'd live long enough to finish your reading list 😜😂

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Picture of two lines, and a happy, little stickfigure reader.

The first longer line:
TIME IT WOULD TAKE TO GET THROUGH MY READING LIST

The second shorter line:
TIME LEFT BEFORE THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE

Reader: OOO, THIS BOOK LOOKS I SHOULD BUY IT

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189d

#Meme #Humour

A meme showing a highway with a brown sign that reads "MUSEUM OF FIRE USE NEXT EXIT." In the background, a massive plume of dark grey smoke fills the sky. Text at the top reads, "I honestly don't know if the museum is open or not."

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297d

Nothing needs to be said here.

#Trump #memes #humour

Photo of Trump and image of Jabba the Hutt looking identitcal.

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299d

Goblins love it when you make the bed!

Happy #Caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

[description: woman attempts to make the bed with a half-dozen hairless cats playing as she does so]

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2y

When there's a sale on Cerberus puppies.

#dog #dogs #dogstadon #DogsOfMastodon #cerberus #puppies #humor #humour

three grey shepherd puppies in a petsmart shopping cart, but all you can see are their heads

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298d

It would sound better to call wikipedia an impressive feat of collaboration 🤔
But correcting people online is an annoying and fun activity we can do from home 😜

@libraries @library @books @bookstodon @humor @lemmyworld

#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove

Post by Frank Furtschool

you ever think about the fact that wikipedia built the modern library of alexandria using nothing but nerds' need to correct each other

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1y

Weird dog would very much like to come in for a morning snuggle.

#IKnowItsABear #bear #bears #dog #dogs #dogstadon #dogsOfMastodon #humor #humour

a brown bear tapping at a window, with the forest behind it -- the bear looks like it's smiling

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