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1y

Khajiit has special #caturday quest for you, adventurer!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #skyrim #oblivion #ElderScrolls

sphinx cat standing on hind legs and looking out from behind the door of a shed, looking mysterious and slightly hominid

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59d

Roo reaction

[description: kangaroo checking out a Halloween display is scared by the cackling skeleton -- you can see the roo running away far down the street]

#kangaroo #roo #animal #halloween #humor #humour

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1y

Typography: it matters!

#weird #signs #humor #humour #typography #graphicdesign #kerning

a sign that says Fart Food, but is supposed to say art food. (Fusing visual art & culinary creativity)

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1y

There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsOfMastodon #caturday #humor #humour

two grey and white tabby cats -- on is sitting on a chair, squinting with murder in its other eye. The other is below it with its eyes crossed and a derpy look on its face and its tongue out

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1y

The God Emperor wishes you a happy #Caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour

sphinx cat sitting in a tub of milk, with pretty flowers floating in the tub with him. the cat looks angry

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53d

Teacher: You have 5 cats, and someone wants 2 of them. How many cats do you have left?

Me: 5

Teacher: Ok. Let's say someone forcefully takes 2 cats. What do you have now?

Me: 5 cats and a dead body.

#Cats #Caturday #Humour

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54d

It's less of a collection and more a state of mind, and that state is cluttred and disorganised... 😂

@bookstodon @books
@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @reading

#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Post by Henry Sotheran

ART COLLECTORS: my vault is hermetically sealed

COMIC COLLECTORS: everything is ordered by issue and in plastic

TOY COLLECTORS: I've never even opened this box

BOOK COLLECTORS: (erupts from a pile of books) I have no idea what I was looking for when I started

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14d

Joking is serious business... 😁

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Interpretation #Author
#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour #Comedy
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Post by prokopetz

Death of the author: Treating the author's stated
interpretation of their own work as merely one opinion
among many, rather than the authoritative Word of God.
Disappearance of the author: Treating the context and
circumstances of the work's authorship as entirely
irrelevant with respect to its interpretation, as though
the work had popped into existence fully formed just
moments ago.

Taxidermy of the author: Working backwards from a
particular interpretation of the work to draw
conclusions about what the context and circumstances
of its authorship must have been.

Undeath of the author: Holding the author personally
responsible for every possible reading of their work,
even ones they could not reasonably have anticipated
at the time of its authorship.

Frankenstein's Monster of the author: Drawing
conclusions about authorial intent based on elements
that are present only in subsequent adaptations by
other authors.

Weekend at Bernie's of the author: Insisting that the
author would personally endorse your interpretation of
the work if they happened to be present.

Reply by bugbastard

| thought this was going to be a joke, but these are all
very real things you see people do.

Reply by prokopetz

I'm never more serious than when I'm joking.

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52d

This is 10,000 nunspotting points. No arguments , please.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #nun #nuns #humor #humour

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1y

I need this machine really badly.

https://www.theguardian.com/books/picture/2024/aug/17/tom-gauld-on-how-to-manage-your-unread-books-pile-cartoon

#books #reading #comics #humour

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51d

"All shall love my daydreams and despair!"
-Galadriel probably... 😂

@writingcommunity @writingbooks @keepwriting
@bookstodon
@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#WritingMemes #Memes
#Humor #Humour
#Author #Authors #IndieAuthor #IndieBooks #AmWriting #Writerdons #Writers #Writer #Writing #WritingCommunity #Writinglife #WritersOfMastodon #Bookstodon

Post by C.G. Drews
i love the advice "write the book you want to read" because not only do you get the story you always craved, you also get to force everyone else to be super invested in the weird little daydream you just made up out of nowhere

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50d

#Meme #Humour

A reaction meme. The text at the top reads, "I want the last meme you saved!". Below it is a cartoon image of J. Jonah Jameson sitting at his desk, clenching his fist and pointing aggressively, with a cigar in his mouth.

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49d

#Meme #Humour

A meme referencing the Google Chrome "no internet" dinosaur game. At the top, text reads: "This is what happens when you turn on the WiFi:". Below it, a flaming meteor, which has a WiFi symbol at its core, hurtles towards the ground where several pixelated T-Rexes from the game are running among cacti.

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47d

Would I read this crossover, hell yes I would! 😂
@bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @bookstodon

#Hemingway #Vs #MontyPython
#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Picture of the cover of Hemingway's "A Farewell to Arms" with an inserted photo from Monty Python's "Holy Grail" where the Black Knight has just had his arms chopped of and it's apprently just a scratch....

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1y

Multi-Pass!

#leeloo #5thElement #Dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour

brown and white pittie cross wearing an orange wig and the bandages, like leeloo from The Fifth Element movie

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1y

😂 😂 😂 Yann Guillarme en faux élu presque aussi vrai qu'une brèle du RN

#YannGuillarme #politique #sketch #humour #RN

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1y

The Lord of #Caturday bids you welcome!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour

tuxedo cat sitting in a cat tree like it's a throne

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45d

I'm dead 😂

@libraries @library @books @bookstodon @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove

Me: No serial killer will ever lure me into their murder van. I' m too smart
for that.
Murderer: Photo of a parked van with the backdoors open showing a nicely lit up space with bookshelves along the wall.

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44d

#Meme #Humour

A meme showing a knight in full armor, labeled "me", kneeling sadly in the rain before a tombstone labeled "the song i used to love but played too many times".

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1y

"Don't bother me! I'm experiencing childlike wonder!"

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #butterfly #humor #humour

a blue and grey butterfly (or moth, dunno) sitting on the nose of a brown tabby cat

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1y

It's coming.

#September #pumpkinSpice #dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour

sandstorm with a dogs face approaching a suburb -- sandstorm label: pumpkin spice. Suburb label: Sept. 1st

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40d

If the universe as a fair place you'd live long enough to finish your reading list 😜😂

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Picture of two lines, and a happy, little stickfigure reader.

The first longer line:
TIME IT WOULD TAKE TO GET THROUGH MY READING LIST

The second shorter line:
TIME LEFT BEFORE THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE

Reader: OOO, THIS BOOK LOOKS I SHOULD BUY IT

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37d

Nothing needs to be said here.

#Trump #memes #humour

Photo of Trump and image of Jabba the Hutt looking identitcal.

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39d

Goblins love it when you make the bed!

Happy #Caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

[description: woman attempts to make the bed with a half-dozen hairless cats playing as she does so]

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1y

When there's a sale on Cerberus puppies.

#dog #dogs #dogstadon #DogsOfMastodon #cerberus #puppies #humor #humour

three grey shepherd puppies in a petsmart shopping cart, but all you can see are their heads

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