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286d

artist' self portrait
medium: paws on white snow
#catsofmastodon #cats #Humor

View from above on a simple, childish drawing of a cat made on the light snow on a city street.

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208d

Open to new challenges. #grickledoodle #sheep #painting #wolf #open #cartoon #portraits #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a sheep painting a wolf's portrait in an artist studio. Caption reads "She did all sorts of portraits."

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1y

Just a friendly reminder that if you haven't seen The Good Place, you're missing out on some of the best TV writing ever 😁

@philosophy @psychology @thinkingaboutthinking
@humour
#Thinking #Memes #Humor #Humour
#TheGoodPlace #TV #TvShows
#The #Good #Place #Neighborhood #Rocks

There panel meme about writing from the show The Good Place.
1. When you’re not sure how to solve your own mystery story:
2. Ted Danson as Michael saying, "Now, I've investigated all of the rocks in the neighborhood.
3. A bag of ordinary rocks, "These 78 are the most suspicious."

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1y

Comedian Bec Shaw is tired of the argument that "wokeness" is ruining comedy because "you can't joke about anything anymore." She writes in her Substack about how often that sentiment is wielded to justify "the most hack, unfunny, mean-spirited, boring jokes that have ever existed." She continues: "People are whining and frothing at the mouth to be able to 'say what they want,' and what they desperately want to say is… the same old jokes we’ve heard over and over for years." Tell us in the comments what you think.

https://flip.it/7XNU1n

#Comedy #Humour #Humor #CancelCulture #Wokeness

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298d

¡NUEVO VÍDEO!

Está a la vuelta de la esquina la salida el sucesor de #LittleNightmares: REANIMAL

Nosotras lo probamos HOY en el canal
https://youtu.be/K4NP-JHp_MM

#youtube #youtuber #terror #videojuegos #humor #LGBT #Reanimal

Retratos de Dunkel y Rena con un fondo oscuro y un monstruo deforme humanoide. Dunkel viste una sudadera gris y tiene los dedos índice y corazón contra su barbilla, con la boca ligeramente abierta. Sobre sus ojos viste la máscara de Bremen (referencia a Majora's Mask). Rena viste una sudadera negra con la capucha puesta que le tapa completamente los ojos, la boca la tiene presionada con cara de disgusto y sujeta sus manos contra su pecho, cerradas.

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63d

I think Ashley has the potential to write some really great revenge fiction 😜😂

@galacticwriters @bookstodon @writingbooks @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Therapy
#WritingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Geek
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

Post by StoriesToldByAshley

Therapist: What do we do when we're sad?
Author: Base your characters off of the people that upset you and brutally kill them all off.
Therapist: No
Author: *starts writing in notebook*

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62d

Never on a trading card. #grickledoodle #mother #pokemon #pikachu #children #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Tired Pikachu-style mother walking three small Pikachu children—carrying one, holding another's hand, while a third races ahead, captioned "PokéMom."

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1y

His name is Polar Vortex. And he is cross.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

little white kitten sitting on a human's lap, looking cross, with all it's hair pointing in one direction

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92d

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Boqueroni/117081640412517506

Madre mía, si llevan dándonos por saco con el eclipse desde que empezó el año.
Que si el eclipse, que si prepárate, que si mira al cielo, que si las gafas… ¡a este paso me sé el acontecimiento mejor que mi propio cumpleaños! 😂

Espero que después de tanto anuncio dure algo más que un suspiro, porque como me pille fregando los platos me va a dar exactamente igual. 🤣🧽

En fin, hoy toca mirar al cielo y comprobar si realmente pasa algo o si nos han montado otro capítulo de «El gran acontecimiento que llevamos meses esperando». 🌞🌑😂

#eclipse #eclipsesolar #12deagosto #cosasdeluniverso #humor #vidareal #miércoles #madremia

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105d

Happy reading! 😊

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @joinin

#ReadingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #Geek #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading #Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon

Meme with five photos of a man looking increasingly ecstatic.
Captions:
1: You start a new book
2: You're off the next day
3: All chores and errands are done; and there's leftovers in the fridge
4: The blanket is warm
5: All of the sudden starts raining and there's thunder in the distance

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295d

I'd like to replace that last one with, "Books where you can figure out the end after reading the first few pages." 😜😁

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Book #Books #BookMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour #Funny
#ReadingMemes #ReadAllTheBooks #Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Types of headached memes showing four heads with diffrent amounts of red to indicate severity.
1: Some red, Migrane
2: Some red, Hypertension
3: Some red, Stress
4: Full red all over head, book doesn't end how you thought it should

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1y

"Scientists move the crank on the doomsday Jack-In-The-Box one turn"

@NewYorker

#JimmyCraig #JimmyTried #Comic #Humor #DoomsdayClock

Two scientists wearing glasses and labcoats stand by a small round table with a Jack-In-The-Box as one of them turns the crank on the side.

"Scientists move the crank on the doomsday Jack-In-The-Box one turn"

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295d

Humorous Book Titles: https://lydiaschoch.com/wednesday-weekly-blogging-challenge-humorous-book-titles-3/

#WednesdayWeeklyBloggingChallenge #Books #Humor

@bookstodon

Book cover for How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by Matthew Inman. Image on cover shows a drawing of a grey cat walking around with a thought bubble filled with a skull and crossbones above his or her head.

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1y

Sure, but does anyone start reading the classics? Reading on any level should be encouraged 😊

@reading @bookstodon @bookbubble @humour

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour #YA
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Post by @MATCHAURA
‘reading classics doesn’t make you any better than wattpad readers’ okay it does a little come on now

Reply by @l_ou_r_de s
As a society, we need to stop pretending that YA is a decent genre when it's the literary equivalent of a marvel movie.

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1y

It's getting very difficult
#catsofmastodon #Humor

'Trying To Get
My shit
Together'
Drawing of a cat using a scooper to clean the litter box.

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61d

Nothing new. #grickledoodle #racccoons #garbage #horror #zombies #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Two shambling zombie raccoons stumble toward a trash can where a third living one clutches a bag on the lid. Caption reads "The raccoon zombies only wanted garbage which honestly didn't make them any different from the living ones."

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1y

How dreams disappear
#dogs #dogsofmastodon #Humor

Golden retriever has his head on the table. He is watching a small almost eaten piece of chocolate cake on the plate in front. His eyes are sad. He lost all hope.......

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193d

People always say you shouldn't rush growing up, so I'm saving my adulthood for when they put me in the incinerator 😜😂

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @worldbuilding

#SpeculativeFiction #FantasyBooks
#FantasyMemes #Fantasy #Tolkien #LotR #Hobbit
#ReadingMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Novel #Books #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookstodon

Post by ohsalome:
Me, aged 14, reading Tolkien: Hobbits are considered
chuldren until they are 30? How funky! Fantasy
worldbuilding! This is so different from us humans!
Me, aged 25: Oh i get it now
Reply by roguebelle:
Me, aged 34: Actually the Hobbits might be rushing
things a bit.

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1y

I am going to revive my #Youtube channel and start posting there as well.

#clapper is fun, but I made that because of how low the barrier of entry was. It was the easiest #app to just grab and start #livestreaming with, and allows adult content so if something crazy happens at a #protest I don't lose my channel.

If I want to stream I need to use #twitch and YouTube, they are just harder to get into.

Clapper is a bit ghetto really xD

https://www.youtube.com/@JarrenOmgWhatIsEvenHappening

#humor #socialmedia #selfpromo

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207d

Not natural. #grickledoodle #salamander #boots #mud #spring #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of an irritated salamander walking with rubber boats while carrying a shovel across a muddy forest floor. Caption reads "Even though he was by birth a salamander, he detested the feel of mud on his bare feet."

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290d

Ebook: https://books2read.com/EmergentConsequences

The painter of the universe, known as Life, just wanted to fulfill her reason for being, by creating a universe full of beautiful wonders and living things, but her twin brother, Death, exists solely to destroy her work, leading to an intractable argument about whose work should prevail.

@bookstodon
#author #indieauthor #writing #fantasy #fiction #shortstory #life #death #creation #destruction #humor #satire #darkhumor