humor

44d

I’m sorry to everyone to whom this is going to be maddening. It was too funny not to share though.

#humor #foundontheinternet

An old portrait (maybe 17th or 18th century) of a gentleman in some finery posing.

Across the top, it says: I don’t always crop pictures.

In the bottom it says: But when I do
Below that is unintelligible text that has been cut off.

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73d

Another highly coordinated caturday.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

[description: A black cat and a white cat on a running wheel. The white cat grabs hold and falls down on top of the black cat, who then also falls off the wheel. Idiots.]

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69d

ready... one. two. three
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor

Small puppy stands at the extensive barbell with big and heavy looking weights.

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44d

When the score says "fortissimo."

#humor #humour #piano #bulldozer #fortissimo #music #score

bulldozer bucket playing a piano that it is actually destroying, in a field

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44d

going for the second glass
#catsofmastodon #cats #Humor #caturday

Black and white photo of a black cat who's got its teeth around the top of a sealed, unopened bottle of wine.

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65d

É, já dá pra saber o que aconteceu. 🤭
#AmigosDoMastodon
#humor

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66d

Today's ridiculously adorable #caturday content

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a truly adorable orange tabby standing next to striped cushion with it's paws tucked under its chin like its in a photo shoot

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65d

Here’s a good accessibility joke. I hope you get it.

#a11y #humor #notfunnyhaha

Two panel meme with Cmdr Geordi La Forge. The first panel has him holding his hands up cautioning against the contents of the right side of the panel which is white and empty.

The second panel has him pointing approvingly in response to the right side of the panel which is white and empty.

Perhaps people who don’t use Alt Text will get it.

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65d

I had the dumbest conversation of my entire life.

I told someone how #tariffs work, specifically that they are charged to American companies, and are essentially a tax on them which turns into a tax on the consumer when the company raises prices, and don't make money.

They told me I was wrong, and then I sent them the #wikipedia link which said what I said.

They told me Wikipedia was liberal #propaganda and couldn't be trusted.

I gave up and blocked them

#uspol #humor #maga #randomthoughts

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86d

¡NUEVO VÍDEO!

#PoppyPlaytime 4 COMPLETO: descubrimos los secretos de la fábrica y si Poppy definitivamente es mala o no 🔥

https://youtu.be/tUEhfVZchoY

#PoppyPlaytime4 #videojuegos #youtuber #humor

Dunkel con cara de terror mirando a Rena, quien tiene cara de felicidad con Yarnaby en su hombro mientras piensa "ooh Yarnaby!". El ojo del doctor Sawyer está de fondo.

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26d

What does Balrog taste like? Inquiring minds need to know... 😁
Also, are the Elves an allegory for the diffrent ages of Brittish royalty? 🤔

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @speculativefictioncomedy @bookbubble @humour

#FantasyMemes #Fantasy #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Low #High #Epic #Science #Comedic #Whatever #GiveMeAllYouveGot
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Elves in Tolkien's legendarium
From THE HOBBIT:
-Wine from warm lands
-Fire-roasted meat
-Likes dancing in the meadows and making flower wreaths
-Spends time singing and feasting
THE LORD OF THE RINGS:
-Minwvor, Lembas (mysterious and magical elven food)
-Ages-old wisdom in the eyes
-Totally mysterious
THE SILMARILLION:
-Blood of the slain kin
-Flesh of a Balrog killed with bare hands
-Starts each day with new war
-Covered in scars from fighting and being tortured by Orcs
-Killed at least 10 family members

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81d

And so the publishing world began.

#fakefact #MaundyThursday #easter #humor #humour #books #book #writing #writingcommunity

davinci's last supper with the following labels:
one of you will betray me
four will get book deals

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65d

¡NUEVO VÍDEO!

Asistimos a los GEM Awards 🎉 🎉

Link al vídeo: https://youtu.be/VIjiUdhtE68

#videojuegos #humor #youtube #eventos #GEMAwards

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52d

Library-pub, add a book quiz and a non-alcoholic bar and I'm in 😁

@libraries @librarians @bookbubble @bookstodon @humour

#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing
#Repost #From #Old #Account

Post by iconawrites

It would be fun if public libraries were well- funded and open in the evenings and we built a culture where it’s normal to gather at the library after work and browse the shelves and chat about the latest books and read the Saturday night away.

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58d

Halt, hooman! What's the password?

Uh, caturday?

We would also have accepted: pss, pss

#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour #caturday

Two orange cats standing on columns, guarding a wooden door

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38d

Yep, just another extremely annoyed #Caturday.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humor #dog #dogs #dogstadon #dogsofmastodon

a grey and white tabby cat in the foreground, looking extremely annoyed -- a german shepherd in the background, looking quizzical and cute

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28d

Anarchy in the UK!

#bird #birds #birb #humor #humour #gull #seagull

gull sitting on a sign that says no gulls, with blue sky and white clouds in background

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24d

I need about a dozen of these.

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

two yellow placards that say "cat vomit - caution" with a stylized cat throwing up

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48d

We NEED more sci-fi like Firefly in the shelves... 😁 If you have recommendations I'm looking 😊

@bookstodon
@scifi @speculativefictioncomedy @bookbubble
@humour

#SciFiMemes #SciFi #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Inspirational #Comedy #Western
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Post by SciFi RoundTable
Caption: I was excited until I realized these are three separate categories.
A Picture of a library sign:
INSPIRATIONAL
SCIENCE FICTION
WESTERNS
->

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31d

Cutest pool shark ever!

[video of a tabby kitten sitting on a pool table and putting a ball into a side pocket with its paw]

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #humor #humour #pool

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46d

Ham-fisted construction is my favourite 😂

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @speculativefictioncomedy @bookbubble @humour

#FantasyMemes #Fantasy #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Low #High #Epic #Science #Comedic #Whatever #GiveMeAllYouveGot
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

abridged fairy tales by John Atkinson, Wrong Hands
Goldilocks: Home invader has ceral, breaks stuff, then falls asleep.
Hansel and Gretel: Some kids eat an old lady's house. Also cannibalism.
Beauty and the beast: Stockholm syndrome girl falls for ugly guy. Except he isn't.
Princess and the pea: Mattresses piled on a vegetable determine fitness to govern.
Cinderella: Wardrobe malfunction prompts strange footwear mating ritual.
Three little pigs: Ham-fisted construction keeps wolf at the door.

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34d

If a book hasn't been banned somewhere is it even worth reading? 🤔😁

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @bookbubble @humour @reading

#IReadBannedBooks
#BannedBook #Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Picutre of a bookshelf with a sign saying,
Banned Books: Any book worth banning is a book worth reading.
-Isaac Asimov
The shelf features books and has signs explaining what each one was banned for.

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1d

#Cat #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #catstodon #CatsOMastodon #catsoffediverse #alt #caturday #humor

Via dryak@mstdn.science Thank you
Actually used as a tool to help kids going into surgery. ..but still

My cat broke his favorite toy and was very sad about it, so on his next vet visit we brought the toy along for “treatment”, and the vet totally played along.

Photo of a veterinarian’s exam room. Vet has a surgical cap and mask on. Large red cat also with a cap, is watching intensely as the vet “operates” on a toy.

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32d

I wish I had public library energy 😁

@libraries @librarians @bookbubble @bookstodon

#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Post by Jonathan Edward Durham

Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is *all* the knowledge, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like

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43d

Come on guys, pay attention to the kerning.

#kerning #typography #graphicdesign #seasonal #weird #signs #humor #humour

black Halloween cat signs being sold that should say "Trick or treat" but appear to say "F*ck or Treat"

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