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59d

Across the street from The Ministry of Silly Walks.

three kids in school uniforms walking funny on a crosswalk, imitating the crosswalk sign that is rotated 90 degrees, so it looks like the people are pointed down

78d

Need a quick laugh to distract you from the horrors of the world? Just for a minute? I got you.

I tried to find out who made this. I failed. If someone knows, please let me know so I can update with a name and/or link.

(Update: the people who made this are also making AI/robotics weapons systems. So fuck the credit. Watch here, laugh, and don’t give them your web views.)

#Design #Engineering #Products #Robotics #AI #Humor #Funny

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78d

I hope everyone's keeping cool!

#deer #animals #sun #hot #humor #humour

deer lying on grass in the one patch of shade cast by an umbrella

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53d

All worship the Glorious Zarcat, ruler of Planet Mecuratron!

#Caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #alien

tabby cat sitting on top of a door, with a light in front if his face that makes it look like it's a part of his head

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79d

#meme #memes #alien #aliens #flufflepuff #crysalis #mlp #mlpg4 #mlpfim #mylittlepony #parody #mashup #funny #humor #laugh #lol

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76d

That's my favorite part of the holidays! 😂

@reading @bookstodon @bookbubble @humour

#Introvert
#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Post by Fran
Two paintings of women in nice dresses reading books.
Caption: My favourite category of painting is “portrait of an introvert who snuck out of the party she was forced to attend to go read in a quiet room somewhere” also known as me every holiday season.

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51d

Nonspecific editions > Specific editions 😂

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#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
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Nonspecific Editions by John Atkinson, Wrong Hands
Some Musketeers, Dumas
Roughly The Mid Nineteen Eighties, Orwell
An Unsightly Property on the Yorkshire Moons, Bronte
The Approximate temperature Paper Catches Fire, Bradbury
Around the World Eventualy, Verne
One of the Henrys, Shakespeare

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73d

My boofer plant is doing well this summer!

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #summer

bernese mountain dog buried up to its shoulders in a whole it has created in a garden -- there is dirt everywhere and it looks quite pleased with itself.

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50d

Forget Planet of the Apes, this is the dystopian future to be worried about.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #bear #bears #humor #humour

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72d

This is the kind of math we like around here 😜

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @bookbubble @humour @reading

#Math
#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Picture if a pink sign standing on a table covered in books saying,
BOOK MATH:
Buying the series means you really only bought one book.

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71d

from @rubenbolling

Know your ICE agent:
Being able to discern between a federally authorized ICE agent and a criminal kidnapper within seconds of first interaction is absolutely essential.

If your abductor is an ICE agent, you must obey, comply and submit. If your abductor is a criminal kidnapper, you are free to fight for your life.

#Cartoon #Comics #Humor #Politics #ICE #Trump #GOP #USPol #Immigration #US #USA

Cartoon depicting two identical men side by side. One in front of a blue background, the other in front of a red background.

Text: A Trump government community bulletin.

Know your ICE agent:
Being able to discern between a federally authorized ICE agent and a criminal kidnapper within seconds of first interaction is absolutely essential.

Ice agent: gaiter mask, no identification, military grade arms, no uniform, camo pants from Walmart, unmarked vehicle.

Criminal kidnapper: gaiter mask, no identification, military grade arms, no uniform, camo pants from Walmart, unmarked vehicle.

If your abductor is an ICE agent, you must obey, comply and submit. If your abductor is a criminal kidnapper, you are free to fight for your life.

Thank you for your cooperation.
Ice: "Don't call us Trump's Secret Police. (It's a secret)."

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70d

I mean it does make a certain kind of sense, an evil facist wouldn't consider happy people civilized 🤔

The kind of people who don't let cause strife both for themselves and others in the name of ambition have no use to a Dark Lord 😁

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#Happy #Hobbit #And #Civilisation
#FantasyMemes #Fantasy #Memes #Humor #Humour #Tolkien
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove

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SAURON: I shall create three rings for the elves, seven for the dwarf lords and nine for mortal men
HOBBITS: wow ok none for us cool
SAURON: and thus I shall have dominion over all the civilised races of middle earth
HOBBITS: WOW

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70d

I mean it does make a certain kind of sense, an evil facist wouldn't consider happy people civilized 🤔

The kind of people who don't cause strife both for themselves and others in the name of ambition have no use to a Dark Lord 😁

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @speculativefictioncomedy @bookbubble @humour

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#FantasyMemes #Fantasy #Memes #Humor #Humour #Tolkien
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove

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46d

Woo! Feel the energy on this extreme #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

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69d

the chair is broken
#catsofmastodon #cats #Humor

Photo of an amish style chair at the kitchen table. Two of the chair spindles look broken off at the top.
There's a black cat who's sitting in the chair, obstructing the spindles.

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68d

Story structure can be good, it can also make it painfully obvious. Personally I prefer not being able to guess the ending after the first chapter... 🤔😁

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @bookbubble @humour @reading

#TomGauld #And #The #Story #Of #The #Structure
#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing
#Repost #From #Old #Account

One panel comic by Tom Gauld showing a tall man and a short elf walking over a mountain.
The elf reading a book says, "We've had our "inciting incident" and we're on the "journey" so it seems like we'll be having a "crisis" any minute now..."
The man looking annoyed replies, "This quest was a lot more fun before you got that book on story structure."

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43d

So, if I'm reading this correctly, if I suggest library cats for all libraries I will inevitably become king of the world... 😜😁

@libraries @librarians @bookbubble @bookstodon @humour

#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

There pictures of a grey cat in a library captioned:
1: Beloved Cat Fired from His Job at a Local Public Library
2: Beloved Cat Will Keep His Job at the Local Library After
International Backlash
3: Library Cat Outlasts Councilman That Wanted Him Gone

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45d

Buenos días, tenemos nuevo vídeo!

Más vale tarde que nunca y por fin estrenamos la sección de historias de terror en Youtube.

Hoy probamos #LUTO.
https://youtu.be/wKlQnPC-Djo

#terror #youtube #humor #videojuegos

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33d

#Cat #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #catstodon #CatsOMastodon #catsoffediverse #alt #caturday #humor

“ Can’t you see I’m sleeping? Leave me alone!”

Five month old kitten, Ripley, tabby, draped over the back of an over stuffed sofa, back legs draped over either side of the top. Her head is at the top of the photo. She’s looking over her shoulder, mouth wide open, screaming. “Can’t you see I was sleeping? Leave me alone!”

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30d

Hermanos Ubuntu

#linux #linuxmemes #memes #meme #humor #opensource #softwarelibre #ubuntu #linuxmint

La imagen es una tira cómica de tres viñetas estilo caricatura, inspirada en los personajes de Mario y Luigi, pero con logos de distribuciones Linux: Ubuntu (de rojo) y Linux Mint (de verde).

Primera viñeta: Una mujer saluda diciendo: "Hola, son los hermanos Ubuntu".

Segunda viñeta: El personaje de Linux Mint, con gesto triste, le pregunta: "Mamá, ¿por qué nunca recuerdas mi nombre?".

Tercera viñeta: La mujer le responde: "Lo siento, Ubuntu verde", confundiendo su distribución con Ubuntu pero en color verde.

El chiste juega con la idea de que Linux Mint es un derivado de Ubuntu y a veces se le resta identidad propia. Texto generado con IA

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30d

All good choices, but one is clearly better than the others 😁

@bookstodon
@scifi @bookbubble @humour @reading

#DouglasAdams
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#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
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29d

I could write that, but it would be called:
"Suck it, I do what I want! And other stories about the time I f*cked around and found out." 😜😂
An instant peguin classic!

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#Penguin #Classic
#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Picture of a satirical penguin classic:
PENGUIN BOOKS
Suck It: A Defense of my Life Choices
J. M. Howard
COMPLETE UNABRIDGED

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