Eggplant.place

174d

Did you know Jell-O makes this sound when shredded? 🤣

#meme #memes #funny #laugh #humor #lol

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170d

His name is Polar Vortex. And he is cross.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

little white kitten sitting on a human's lap, looking cross, with all it's hair pointing in one direction

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173d

#humor

WELL, THERE GOES ANOTHER SCHOOL TEACHER WHO MAKES 10 MILLION BUCKS A YEAR. MEANWHILE, I'M WORKING MY BUTT OFF PLAYING PROFESSIONAL HOOPS AND I CAN BARELY PAY RENT.

www.uexpress.com

1999 Universal Press Syndicate

In another universe.

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191d

When you eat all the chips and don't give him any.

#caturday #judgement #cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #funny #goblinmode

grey-brown tabby cat looking judgemental with crhistmas decorations in the background

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158d

"Scientists move the crank on the doomsday Jack-In-The-Box one turn"

@NewYorker

#JimmyCraig #JimmyTried #Comic #Humor #DoomsdayClock

Two scientists wearing glasses and labcoats stand by a small round table with a Jack-In-The-Box as one of them turns the crank on the side.

"Scientists move the crank on the doomsday Jack-In-The-Box one turn"

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108d

#humor

Picture of no interest of a blueberry pie.
The text above reads :
To eat a whole cake would be to commit the sin of gluttony.
But to eat the whole pie is okay, as the sin of pi is zero.

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157d

"This is most likely caused by the stress of having your symptoms constantly dismissed. but I wouldn't worry about it."

A cartoon by Suerynn Lee

@suerynns

@NewYorker

#Humor #Comic #Cartoon #Healthcare #Laughs

A doctor in a lab-coat wearing a stethoscope and pointing at an X-Ray of a brain on the wall says to the woman patient seated on the patient exam table:

"This is most likely caused by the stress of having your symptoms constantly dismissed. but I wouldn't worry about it."

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157d

Some days you just need to say "fuck it" and take your miniature kaiju for a walk.

#godzilla #humor #humour #movies

woman walking with human-scaled godzilla monster, which is holding an umbrella

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24d

Sure, but does anyone start reading the classics? Reading on any level should be encouraged 😊

@reading @bookstodon @bookbubble @humour

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour #YA
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Post by @MATCHAURA
‘reading classics doesn’t make you any better than wattpad readers’ okay it does a little come on now

Reply by @l_ou_r_de s
As a society, we need to stop pretending that YA is a decent genre when it's the literary equivalent of a marvel movie.

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155d

It's getting very difficult
#catsofmastodon #Humor

'Trying To Get
My shit
Together'
Drawing of a cat using a scooper to clean the litter box.

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133d

How dreams disappear
#dogs #dogsofmastodon #Humor

Golden retriever has his head on the table. He is watching a small almost eaten piece of chocolate cake on the plate in front. His eyes are sad. He lost all hope.......

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152d

In case anyone's ever confused about what's happening on my feed.

#humor #humour #coping

cartoon showing a simple figure looking at a circle labelled sadness. It produces a box and covers the circle. When the box has completely obscured it, we can see the box is labelled: jokes.

by @worry__lines

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129d

Dan ganas de caminar por ahí con cuidado para no pisarlos.

#art #photography
#mastodon #friends #MastoPhotography #love
#CreativeToots #mastoart #streetphotography #streetart
#catsofmastodon #cats #artwork #FediArt #animals #animal #humor #coffee #breakfast #tea #nature #books #fedicats #MastoCats
#Photograph #cute #books #foods #follow

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152d

I am going to revive my #Youtube channel and start posting there as well.

#clapper is fun, but I made that because of how low the barrier of entry was. It was the easiest #app to just grab and start #livestreaming with, and allows adult content so if something crazy happens at a #protest I don't lose my channel.

If I want to stream I need to use #twitch and YouTube, they are just harder to get into.

Clapper is a bit ghetto really xD

https://www.youtube.com/@JarrenOmgWhatIsEvenHappening

#humor #socialmedia #selfpromo

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127d

Nesse Carnaval, faça como seu pai e sua mãe e se vista para o Baile dos Enxutos junto com Bátima e Robin!

Isso porque chegou ao Fediverso uma versão remasterizada em Full HD do primeiro vídeo viral brasileiro, o clássico Bátima: Feira da Fruta!! Aproveitem e revivam essa pérola do humor em alta qualidade!

Deixo aqui um agradecimento ao pessoal do MdM que sempre cita frases do Feira da Fruta nos podcasts e mantém o meme vivo até hoje! @NerdReverso , @linhadotrem , @cadusimoes , @algures e mais toda a galera que não esta aqui no Mastodon.

🔁 Boosts são bem-vindos!

#Batman #Humor #Redublagem #Batima #FeiraDaFruta

https://peertube.wtf/w/7Yz2YBGp1j5k8w8nvnSoLW

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