Eggplant.place

66d

#Cat #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #catstodon #CatsOMastodon #catsoffediverse #alt #caturday #humor

Via dryak@mstdn.science Thank you
Actually used as a tool to help kids going into surgery. ..but still

My cat broke his favorite toy and was very sad about it, so on his next vet visit we brought the toy along for “treatment”, and the vet totally played along.

Photo of a veterinarian’s exam room. Vet has a surgical cap and mask on. Large red cat also with a cap, is watching intensely as the vet “operates” on a toy.

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96d

I wish I had public library energy 😁

@libraries @librarians @bookbubble @bookstodon

#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Post by Jonathan Edward Durham

Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is *all* the knowledge, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like

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107d

Come on guys, pay attention to the kerning.

#kerning #typography #graphicdesign #seasonal #weird #signs #humor #humour

black Halloween cat signs being sold that should say "Trick or treat" but appear to say "F*ck or Treat"

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106d

Yes, I know I've posted this before, but I really want one 😊
Public libraries could make this the door to their reading areas, then I could try it, get sick of it, and not be bothered 😁

@libraries @librarians @bookbubble @bookstodon @humour

#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing
#Repost #From #Old #Account

A picture of a book case that opens into another library.
Caption:
Some dream of fame.
Some dream of traveling to space.
I dream of having a secret door in one library that leads to another hidden library.

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35d

Plato's dog.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #plato

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94d

"Master has given Dobby a dog bed!"

[a woman opening a package and a whippet dog getting increasingly excited as it sees it's a dog bed for it.]

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofMastodon #Dobby #DobbyLives #humor #humour

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111d

NUEVO VÍDEO!

Esta semana lo hemos sacado un pelín más tarde porque tuvimos problemas técnicos de edición.

Pero al final nos ha quedado tremendo unboxing con TODO EL NUEVO PC

Dadle mucho ♥️
https://youtu.be/f0e7DwTojpk

#youtube #youtubeES #humor #unboxing #pc #hardware

Rena emocionada mostrando un nuevo PC. A Dunkel se la ve sosteniendo varias cajas de componentes, incluyendo una fuente Corsair CX750 y una caja Aorus, entre otros. Detrás de ella, se aprecia el PC ya armado, con iluminación morada y RGB. La imagen incluye texto superpuesto que dice "UNBOXING NUEVO PC!!!".

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86d

I'm going to request having all books featruing humans banned, on the grounds that humans are boring 😜😂

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon
@scifi @bookbubble @humour

#Human #Ban #ToBeFair
#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

A cartoon of three dogs at a library desk looking expectant as the librarian speaks to them saying, "The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

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104d

Mostly, I avoid people, but yes 😂

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @bookbubble @humour @reading

#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing
#Repost #From #Old #Account

Cartoon of a sleepy owl, with a bg book under one wing, a cup of something hot in the other, and wearing a nightcap.
Caption:
That's what I do, I read books, I avoid people, and I known things.

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33d

Twa Cats anes on a Cheese did light,
To which baith had an equal Right,
But Disputes, sic as aft arise,
Fell out at sharing of the Prize…

—Allan Ramsay (1686–1758), “The twa Cats & the Cheese”
via the National Library of Scotland
😾😾🧀🐵

An 18th-century Scots poem for International Cat Day

https://digital.nls.uk/special-collections-of-printed-music/archive/105690319

#Scottish #literature #Scots #Scotslanguage #poem #18thcentury #law #legal #humor #humour #InternationalCatDay

The twa Cats and the Cheese
Fable IX
by Allan Ramsay

Twa Cats anes on a Cheese did light,
To which baith had an equal Right,
But Disputes, sic as aft arise,
Fell out at sharing of the Prize;
Fair Play said ane, Ye bite o’er thick
Thae Teeth of yours gang wonder quick:
Let’s part it, else lang or the Moon
Be chang’d, the Kebuck will be done.

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But wha’s to do’t,—They’re Parties baith,
And ane may do the other Skaith,
Sae with Consent away they trudge,
And laid the Cheese before a Judge,
A Monkey with a campsho Face,
Clerk to a Justice of the Peace,
A Judge he seem’d in Justice skill’d,
When he his Master’s Chair fill’d;
Now Umpire chosen for Division,
Baith sware to stand by his Decision.
Demure he looks.—The Cheese he pales,—
He prives it good,—Ca’s for the Scales,
His Knife whops throw’t,—In twa it fell,
He puts ilk Haff in either Shell;
Said he, We’ll truly weigh the Case,
And strickest Justice shall have Place,
Then lifting up the Scales, he fand
The tane bang up, the ither stand;
Syne out he took the heaviest Haff,
And ate a Knoost o’t quickly aff,
And try’d it syne,—It now prov’d light,
Friend Cats, said he, We’ll do ye right.
Then to the ither Haff he fell,
And laid till’t teughly Tooth and Nail,
Till weigh’d again it lightest prov’d:
The Judge wha this sweet Process lov’d,
Still weigh’d the Case, and still ate on,
Till Clients baith were weary grown,

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And tenting how the Matter went,
Cry’d, Come, come Sir, We’re baith content.
Ye Fools, quoth he, and Justice too
Maun be content as well as you.
Thus grumbled they, thus he went on,
Till baith the Haves were near hand done;
Poor Pousies now the Daffine saw
Of gawn for Nignyes to the Law:
And bill’d the Judge that he wad please
To give them the remaining Cheese:
To which his Worship grave reply’d,
The Dues of Court maun first be paid.
Now Justice pleas’d,—What’s to the Fore
Will but right scrimply clear your Score;
That’s our Decreet,—Gae Hame and Sleep,
And thank us ye’re win aff sae cheap.

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67d

Made a little something.

#Memes #Humor #StarWars #Poetry

A picture from the Star Wars movies. A Bantha (a large, hairy creature with large curving horns) with a Tusken riding on top. Set against a desert background. A poem is on the upper left hand corner that says, “Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
But Sandpeople ride single file to hide their numbers
And that has made all the difference.”

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46d

"Mission Meowssible: Commander Whiskers reporting from the Meowdule. 🚀🐾 For all cat lovers who believe the sky isn’t the limit — it’s just the beginning."

📣https://rafaelsalazar.com/featured/mission-meowssible-rafael-salazar.html

#Cats #astronaut #Humor #modern #pop #quirky #sci-fi, #space, #feline #Caturday #fediverse #fediart #mastodon #mastoart #fedigiftshop #BuyIntoArt #RafaelSalazar #RafaelSalazarArt #artmatters #fineartamerica #flipboard #catsonmastodon @Flipboard

A ginger and white cat with blue eyes looks out from a white, futuristic helmet-like pod, resembling a space capsule. The cat wears a sculptural visor, giving the image a space explorer aesthetic.

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86d

Me too, little dude. Me too.

#coffee #monday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

kitten with really crazy wild hair looking tired, sitting in front of a cup of coffee

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57d

Damn those socialist plots, what are they trying to do, help people?!? 😜 😁

@libraries @librarians @bookbubble @bookstodon @humour
#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Post By The Library Owl
My girlfriend regularly tells me “if
free public libraries didn't already
exist and someone tried to invent
them, they would be condemned
as a socialist plot” and | think
about that a lot.

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64d

#life likes to remind you of a lot of things.

Sometimes nice things like good people still exist, and luck can be on your side.

Sometimes bad things like your body hates you, and gas station food is ill-advised.

Other times it reminds you of existential stuff, like how close you are to just randomly dying at any given time:

https://scoopzapp.com/n/12VOkQuk?ctype=native_video&nid=4095182856412&s=a7&pd=0LRF5CpA&hl=en_US&send_time=1751991862&actBtn=videoShare

#scoopz #ScoopzShorts #randomthoughts #video #humor #goodmorning

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85d

¡NUEVO VÍDEO!

Abrimos nuestro propio supermercado con sección de cafetería y no se nos ocurre otra cosa mejor que contratar a la gente del chat para que trabajen para nosotras.

https://youtu.be/DQUyO2Qk2pw

#CafemartSimulator #youtube #youtuber #humor #videojuegos