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Frankly, I don't care to argue about when or with whom it started or whether this is genuine. I will not reply to those who overanalyze it. I shared it for laughs because it made me laugh. The question is inflammatory, so the response very much the correct one. #Racists ARE the ones who think like MTG. #Humor #meme #USPol #satire

Screen capture of a post and reply.
Marjorie Taylor Greene asks, stupidly, "Who else thinks that Downfall of America started with Barack Obama?"
The infamous Four Seasons Total Landscaping, replies cheekily, "Oh, oh, I know this one! Racists. It's racists, isn't it?"

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313d

Como me gustan los pétalos.

#art #photography
#mastodon #friends #MastoPhotography #love
#CreativeToots #mastoart #streetphotography #streetart
#catsofmastodon #cats #artwork #FediArt #animals #animal #humor #coffee #breakfast #tea #nature #books #fedicats #MastoCats
#Photograph #cute #books #foods #follow

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302d

Weird horse celebrating the start of pumpkin spice season.

#IKnowItsARhino #rhino #animal #animals #humor #humour

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299d

Weird dog would very much like to come in for a morning snuggle.

#IKnowItsABear #bear #bears #dog #dogs #dogstadon #dogsOfMastodon #humor #humour

a brown bear tapping at a window, with the forest behind it -- the bear looks like it's smiling

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Alright, which one of you miscreants made this? 🤣

#meme #memes #funny #laugh #humor #lol #rachelzegler #snowwhite #snowshite #tropicthunder #benstiller #simplejack #mashup #mashups #aivideo

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296d

If people thought about real issues and needs…

#Capitalism #Consumerism #Humor

Eight-panel Sunday Calvin and Hobbes cartoon, in which Calvin's parents complain to each other about all the junk mail they receive, much of which encourages needless over-consumption.

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157d

When your donkey gets jealous of you hugging your dog.
#dog #donkey #humor #LOL #funny

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282d

Here's to a thoughtful and creative #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour

cute tabby kitten with white belly and muzzle lying back on a purple led keyboard, looking up

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277d

This is the face of joyful panic.

#dog #dogstodon #dogsOfMastodon #dogs #humor #humour

a group of sheep, packed close to gether, with the head of a black dog poking out between two flanks, with it's tongue out excitedly

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272d

oh, is that for me
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor

An adult golden retriever holds a big stick in its mouth. A small golden pup stands in front of the big dog on its hind legs, excited, with his front paws up in the air.

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This video game lets you play as a Python core developer, but winning the game won't be easy.

Learn more in my blog post.

https://mariatta.ca/posts/core_dev_story/

#humor

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215d

🎄 ADVENTSKALENDER
🎁 Türchen 04 / 🎁 Door 04
Artist: @KriegUndFreitag in City: #Hamburg /Paul-Roosen-Str 43 Germany 🇩🇪 12/2024 - Title: untitled 👻 - #Streetart #Art #Artist #Humor #AmiAdvent 🎅🏻 #EXHIBITION : Affenfaustgalerie - Date: 06.12.- 21.12.2024 - Free Entrance / Start: 19 Uhr (7pm) - Website: https://affenfaustgalerie.de/de/show/santa-faust/

Photography and Art. A framed drawing hangs on an exhibition wall. A small drawing hangs on a green wall with peeling paint, next to it is a simple wooden chair. The simple drawing shows a sheet ghost without legs hovering over a skateboard. Above it is a thought bubble and the word: "Fuck". Poor ghost.
Info: The drawing can also be purchased and is part of a current exhibition in Hamburg with many great artists. The artist KriegundFreitag (translated: War and Friday) will be present in person on 06.12. from 7 pm.

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#meme #memes #laugh #funny #humor #lol #november #backtothefuture

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237d

Caught by laws. Of physics
#dogs #dogsofmastodon #Humor #cartoons

Drawing of an elderly woman looking at the dog hanging upside down on the refrigerator.
'Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again?'

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233d

Another sonically satisfying #caturday! [sound on]

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #reverb

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236d

Adept at touch typing? Want to go insane? Try the latest toggle switch "keyboard."

#typing #writing #writingcommunity #humor #humour

A qwerty keyboard but all the keys are replaced with switches

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246d

Cerberus was a great guard-dog, but a terrible backseat driver.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour #cerberus

Three white dogs in a backseat with their heads stuck between the two front seats, making them look like cerberus

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226d

All hail the glorious #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a fuzzy cat standing on its hind legs with its forelegs stretched up towards a glorious sunrise

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161d

Crap, where did I leave my existential dread?

#humor #humour #existentialism #existentialdread #funny #satire

Let's see .. phone (check), keys (check), a potent blend of dread and malaise which grows stronger each day (check) wallet (check). Yes, that's everything.

woman in flower frame doing a thumbs up sign
half-off-screen young woman saying: "You okay babe?"

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221d

Departed Humour: GLitcH! Internet to Extranet

Go back in time to the 2000s where Norb deals with a salesman trying to sell him a new fad that everyone must have in the comic strip called GLitcH!

https://www.adamsdesk.com/posts/departed-humour-glitch-internet-extranet/

#ThrowbackThursday #humour #humor #funny #technology #blog

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198d

#Picard #WillRiker #StarTrek #TheFederation #Starfleet #ParamountPlus #Geek #STTNG #TNG #USSEnterprise #NCC1701D #StarTrekMeme #Humor

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197d

The true spirit of Commercialmas.

#Christmas #Capitalism #TV #Humor

Four-panel Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. In the first panel, we see Calvin sitting in a chair watching television. His father, standing behind him, says: "Oh look. Yet another Christmas TV special." In the second panel, his father says: "How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer conglomerates." Third panel, Calvin's dad walks away, saying: "Who'd have ever guessed product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously. It's a beautiful world, all right." In the fourth panel, Calvin, still watching TV, says: "Dad doesn't handle the season's stress very gracefully."

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197d

How to avoid Christmas carnage -- of the orange kind.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #christmas

orange cat looking annoyed at small christmas tree that is locked away inside a cage

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164d

Just a friendly reminder that if you haven't seen The Good Place, you're missing out on some of the best TV writing ever 😁

@philosophy @psychology @thinkingaboutthinking
@humour
#Thinking #Memes #Humor #Humour
#TheGoodPlace #TV #TvShows
#The #Good #Place #Neighborhood #Rocks

There panel meme about writing from the show The Good Place.
1. When you’re not sure how to solve your own mystery story:
2. Ted Danson as Michael saying, "Now, I've investigated all of the rocks in the neighborhood.
3. A bag of ordinary rocks, "These 78 are the most suspicious."

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Comedian Bec Shaw is tired of the argument that "wokeness" is ruining comedy because "you can't joke about anything anymore." She writes in her Substack about how often that sentiment is wielded to justify "the most hack, unfunny, mean-spirited, boring jokes that have ever existed." She continues: "People are whining and frothing at the mouth to be able to 'say what they want,' and what they desperately want to say is… the same old jokes we’ve heard over and over for years." Tell us in the comments what you think.

https://flip.it/7XNU1n

#Comedy #Humour #Humor #CancelCulture #Wokeness

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