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1y

Too derpy to understand gravity.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour

a husky looking excited as it apparently stands on a brick wall

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1y

En medio de la vorágine del no E3... NUEVO VÍDEO EN EL CANAL

Nuestro paso por #Guadalindie25: más juegos para la lista de deseados y ENTREVISTAS con los devs!!!!

⏩ https://youtu.be/mlN8jToeCxM

#youtube #youtuber #videojuegos #indie #humor

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242d

Old school. #grickledoodle #19thcentury #divers #duel #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of two 19th century divers having a gun duel underwater. Caption reads "They decided to settle it like 19th century divers."

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1y

personal space is an illusion
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor

Three goldens lie very close to each other on the dog bed. A black and white cat is tightly squeezed between them.

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1y

Missed opportunity to call it the "spokeslizard."

#simulation #lizardpeople #humor #humour

Lizardman in a blue suit.
Headline: Overlords Apologies, Will Reset Simulation to 2015
Caption: "We just wanted to see what you would do," explains spokesman.

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1y

I'm enjoying this new genre of jump scare video.

[description: a possum eating candy from a bowl is surprised by a robot witch as it cackles -- jumps straight up.]

#possum #animal #halloween #jumpscare #humor #humour

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2y

#cartoon #humor #humour #wry #funny #EU #FarRight #shift

A cartoon picturing the difficulties for airlines when landing in an EU mass that has physically shifted to the right.

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242d

#Trump #Humor #Pedophile #alt #Cartoon

Political cartoon of trump standing on the edge of a swamp. “See ya later,
Alligator.”
Looking up from under the water, an alligator “ At your trial, pedophile”
@cava.xi

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345d

Woolly Joe: https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featured/woolly-joe-lisa-s-baker.html

#woolly #Woollymammoth #fantasy #extinct #fun #coffee #pastries #bakery #cafe #hotbeverage #tea #java #mocha #art #arte #artwork #wallart #homedecor #artforhome #artforsale #buyintoart #artprints #canvasprints #mastoart #fediart #fediverse #fedigiftshop #giftideas #funart #mixedmedia #humor #humorous #Tuesday #playful #whimsical #surrealism

A woolly mammoth is depicted sitting at a table enjoying a cup of coffee and a plate of pastries. The friendly expression and whimsical scene create a playful and surreal atmosphere. Art by Lisa S Baker.

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98d

It was true. #grickledoodle #birds #seagulls #smoking #tough #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A tiny bluebird holding a cigarette stands defiantly among larger seagulls clutching cigarettes at a dock, caption: "Lil' Warren was the toughest bluebird anyone had ever seen at the docks."

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211d

Pug chef. Get the print here: https://gricklemart.com/pug-chef-print/ #grickledoodle #pug #chef #cooking #dog #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a pug wearing a chef hat standing stunned in a very messy kitchen. Caption reads "Making his own kibble hadn't been as easy as he'd thought."

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1y

Really shouldn't have had that peyote milkshake for breakfast

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #Caturday #humor #humour

A tabby cat sitting in a sink, looking shocked as it sees itself in a convex mirror.

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1y

#meme #memes #linux #systemd #humor #humour #it #tech #TechHumor #programmer_humor

bro I'm getting the systemd flavour: a drinks machinve with display of flavour with visible systemd

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2y

Khajiit has special #caturday quest for you, adventurer!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #skyrim #oblivion #ElderScrolls

sphinx cat standing on hind legs and looking out from behind the door of a shed, looking mysterious and slightly hominid

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1y

please don't leave !
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor

Scene at the open front door.
Young German shepherd holds tight onto someone's leg with both paws.

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2y

读过 I Am America 🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑
这本书里 Stephen Colbert 这名伪共和党人给大家普及一下共和党基本盘的基本素质，也没什么（😛），就是一些厌女恐同仇外自大拥护父权好战的集大成者，本以为会很好笑的，但听他读出来整本书都是这种讽刺，而当我认识到美国确实有很多人一辈子坚定地信仰着这套我就笑不出来了，我还是喜欢听 Jon Steward 正面硬刚脱掉他们的遮羞布，Jon Steward 也助声演了，那段没认真听，考虑重新听听那段。

#humor #politics #sarcasm

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2y

读过 I Am America
https://neodb.social/book/1wkSjMvxRxmZxh8a7mlZ5k
这本书里 Stephen Colbert 这名伪共和党人给大家普及一下共和党基本盘的基本素质，也没什么（😛），就是一些厌女恐同仇外自大拥护父权好战的集大成者，本以为会很好笑的，但听他读出来整本书都是这种讽刺，而当我认识到美国确实有很多人一辈子坚定地信仰着这套我就笑不出来了，我还是喜欢听 Jon Steward 正面硬刚脱掉他们的遮羞布，Jon Steward 也助声演了，那段没认真听，考虑重新听听那段。
#humor #politics #sarcasm