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234d

His name is Polar Vortex. And he is cross.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

little white kitten sitting on a human's lap, looking cross, with all it's hair pointing in one direction

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222d

"Scientists move the crank on the doomsday Jack-In-The-Box one turn"

@NewYorker

#JimmyCraig #JimmyTried #Comic #Humor #DoomsdayClock

Two scientists wearing glasses and labcoats stand by a small round table with a Jack-In-The-Box as one of them turns the crank on the side.

"Scientists move the crank on the doomsday Jack-In-The-Box one turn"

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88d

Sure, but does anyone start reading the classics? Reading on any level should be encouraged 😊

@reading @bookstodon @bookbubble @humour

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour #YA
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

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‘reading classics doesn’t make you any better than wattpad readers’ okay it does a little come on now

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As a society, we need to stop pretending that YA is a decent genre when it's the literary equivalent of a marvel movie.

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219d

It's getting very difficult
#catsofmastodon #Humor

'Trying To Get
My shit
Together'
Drawing of a cat using a scooper to clean the litter box.

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197d

How dreams disappear
#dogs #dogsofmastodon #Humor

Golden retriever has his head on the table. He is watching a small almost eaten piece of chocolate cake on the plate in front. His eyes are sad. He lost all hope.......

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216d

I am going to revive my #Youtube channel and start posting there as well.

#clapper is fun, but I made that because of how low the barrier of entry was. It was the easiest #app to just grab and start #livestreaming with, and allows adult content so if something crazy happens at a #protest I don't lose my channel.

If I want to stream I need to use #twitch and YouTube, they are just harder to get into.

Clapper is a bit ghetto really xD

https://www.youtube.com/@JarrenOmgWhatIsEvenHappening

#humor #socialmedia #selfpromo

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193d

The meeting between President Trump and Zelensky didn't go so great. 🤣

#meme #memes #funny #laugh #humor #lol #satire #presidentzelensy #zelensky #presidenttrump #trump #vpvance #vicepresidentvance #vance

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66d

Luckily Bert is right, you don't HAVE to read Dostoyevsky 😂 But you can if you want 😊

@bookstodon @bookbubble @humour @reading

#Song #Evita #Dostoyevsky
#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Picture of a blackboard sign with colourful chalk writing:
Bert's Books
Don't cry for me Dostoyevsky
The truth is I never read you
All through your chapters
Your epic fiction
You kept on writing
I kept my distance

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122d

¡NUEVO VÍDEO!

Jugamos completo #Mouthwashing: el juego donde Evangelion conoce a Twin Peaks.

https://youtu.be/mn3aiXnNB_w

#youtube #youtuber #videojuegos #terror #humor

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160d

In case you're feeling mildly upset by the state of the world, here's a weird dog playing with a rubber chicken. [Sound on!]

#IknowItsADonkey #donkey #humor #humour #cute #dog #dogs #asstodon

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137d

wow you are smol
#Humor #dogsofmastodon #dogs

German shorthaired pointer is watching a tiny lizard on the asphalt. The photo captures the contrast between a big dog and a small creature.

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108d

I’m sorry to everyone to whom this is going to be maddening. It was too funny not to share though.

#humor #foundontheinternet

An old portrait (maybe 17th or 18th century) of a gentleman in some finery posing.

Across the top, it says: I don’t always crop pictures.

In the bottom it says: But when I do
Below that is unintelligible text that has been cut off.

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108d

When the score says "fortissimo."

#humor #humour #piano #bulldozer #fortissimo #music #score

bulldozer bucket playing a piano that it is actually destroying, in a field

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108d

going for the second glass
#catsofmastodon #cats #Humor #caturday

Black and white photo of a black cat who's got its teeth around the top of a sealed, unopened bottle of wine.

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90d

What does Balrog taste like? Inquiring minds need to know... 😁
Also, are the Elves an allegory for the diffrent ages of Brittish royalty? 🤔

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @speculativefictioncomedy @bookbubble @humour

#FantasyMemes #Fantasy #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Low #High #Epic #Science #Comedic #Whatever #GiveMeAllYouveGot
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Elves in Tolkien's legendarium
From THE HOBBIT:
-Wine from warm lands
-Fire-roasted meat
-Likes dancing in the meadows and making flower wreaths
-Spends time singing and feasting
THE LORD OF THE RINGS:
-Minwvor, Lembas (mysterious and magical elven food)
-Ages-old wisdom in the eyes
-Totally mysterious
THE SILMARILLION:
-Blood of the slain kin
-Flesh of a Balrog killed with bare hands
-Starts each day with new war
-Covered in scars from fighting and being tortured by Orcs
-Killed at least 10 family members

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116d

Library-pub, add a book quiz and a non-alcoholic bar and I'm in 😁

@libraries @librarians @bookbubble @bookstodon @humour

#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing
#Repost #From #Old #Account

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It would be fun if public libraries were well- funded and open in the evenings and we built a culture where it’s normal to gather at the library after work and browse the shelves and chat about the latest books and read the Saturday night away.

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123d

Halt, hooman! What's the password?

Uh, caturday?

We would also have accepted: pss, pss

#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour #caturday

Two orange cats standing on columns, guarding a wooden door

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102d

Yep, just another extremely annoyed #Caturday.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humor #dog #dogs #dogstadon #dogsofmastodon

a grey and white tabby cat in the foreground, looking extremely annoyed -- a german shepherd in the background, looking quizzical and cute

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92d

Anarchy in the UK!

#bird #birds #birb #humor #humour #gull #seagull

gull sitting on a sign that says no gulls, with blue sky and white clouds in background

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88d

I need about a dozen of these.

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

two yellow placards that say "cat vomit - caution" with a stylized cat throwing up

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112d

We NEED more sci-fi like Firefly in the shelves... 😁 If you have recommendations I'm looking 😊

@bookstodon
@scifi @speculativefictioncomedy @bookbubble
@humour

#SciFiMemes #SciFi #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Inspirational #Comedy #Western
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

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Caption: I was excited until I realized these are three separate categories.
A Picture of a library sign:
INSPIRATIONAL
SCIENCE FICTION
WESTERNS
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95d

Cutest pool shark ever!

[video of a tabby kitten sitting on a pool table and putting a ball into a side pocket with its paw]

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #humor #humour #pool

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110d

Ham-fisted construction is my favourite 😂

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @speculativefictioncomedy @bookbubble @humour

#FantasyMemes #Fantasy #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Low #High #Epic #Science #Comedic #Whatever #GiveMeAllYouveGot
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

abridged fairy tales by John Atkinson, Wrong Hands
Goldilocks: Home invader has ceral, breaks stuff, then falls asleep.
Hansel and Gretel: Some kids eat an old lady's house. Also cannibalism.
Beauty and the beast: Stockholm syndrome girl falls for ugly guy. Except he isn't.
Princess and the pea: Mattresses piled on a vegetable determine fitness to govern.
Cinderella: Wardrobe malfunction prompts strange footwear mating ritual.
Three little pigs: Ham-fisted construction keeps wolf at the door.

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98d

If a book hasn't been banned somewhere is it even worth reading? 🤔😁

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @bookbubble @humour @reading

#IReadBannedBooks
#BannedBook #Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Picutre of a bookshelf with a sign saying,
Banned Books: Any book worth banning is a book worth reading.
-Isaac Asimov
The shelf features books and has signs explaining what each one was banned for.

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66d

#Cat #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #catstodon #CatsOMastodon #catsoffediverse #alt #caturday #humor

Via dryak@mstdn.science Thank you
Actually used as a tool to help kids going into surgery. ..but still

My cat broke his favorite toy and was very sad about it, so on his next vet visit we brought the toy along for “treatment”, and the vet totally played along.

Photo of a veterinarian’s exam room. Vet has a surgical cap and mask on. Large red cat also with a cap, is watching intensely as the vet “operates” on a toy.

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