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34d

I've given people that look, it doesn't work 😂

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An old painting of a woman holding a book and looking unamused.

Caption: When someone assumes that when you are reading a book, that you are "doing nothing" and therefore can be interrupted. Repeatedly.

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34d

Forever pests. #grickledoodle #horror #dogs #vampire #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a vampire in his living room surrounded by his pesky West Highland terriers. Caption reads "He and the Westies had tormented the village for centuries now."

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93d

Hermanos Ubuntu

#linux #linuxmemes #memes #meme #humor #opensource #softwarelibre #ubuntu #linuxmint

La imagen es una tira cómica de tres viñetas estilo caricatura, inspirada en los personajes de Mario y Luigi, pero con logos de distribuciones Linux: Ubuntu (de rojo) y Linux Mint (de verde).

Primera viñeta: Una mujer saluda diciendo: "Hola, son los hermanos Ubuntu".

Segunda viñeta: El personaje de Linux Mint, con gesto triste, le pregunta: "Mamá, ¿por qué nunca recuerdas mi nombre?".

Tercera viñeta: La mujer le responde: "Lo siento, Ubuntu verde", confundiendo su distribución con Ubuntu pero en color verde.

El chiste juega con la idea de que Linux Mint es un derivado de Ubuntu y a veces se le resta identidad propia. Texto generado con IA

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32d

A practical visualization of how robots.txt stops AI bots from crawling your website.

#webdev #ai #humor

A cheeto/potato chip used to lock a door

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23d

Too derpy to understand gravity.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour

a husky looking excited as it apparently stands on a brick wall

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20d

Abridged crossover idea:
Homeinvader eats an old lady's ham-fisted construction and falls for ugly guy who with a mattresses piled on a vegetable, and strange footwear mating rituals, is determined fit to govern. 😂

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Comic by John Atkinson, Wrong Hands.

Abridged fairy tales
Goldilocks: Homeinvader has cerals, breaks stuff, then falls asleep.
Hansel and Gretel: Some kids eat and old lady's house. Also cannibalism.
Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome girl falls for ugly guy. Except he isn't.
Princess and the pea: Mattresses piled on a vegetable determine fitness to govern.
Cinderella: Wardrobe malfunction promts strange footwear mating ritual.
Three little pigs: Ham-fisted construction keeps wolf at door.

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160d

En medio de la vorágine del no E3... NUEVO VÍDEO EN EL CANAL

Nuestro paso por #Guadalindie25: más juegos para la lista de deseados y ENTREVISTAS con los devs!!!!

⏩ https://youtu.be/mlN8jToeCxM

#youtube #youtuber #videojuegos #indie #humor

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21d

personal space is an illusion
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor

Three goldens lie very close to each other on the dog bed. A black and white cat is tightly squeezed between them.

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21d

Missed opportunity to call it the "spokeslizard."

#simulation #lizardpeople #humor #humour

Lizardman in a blue suit.
Headline: Overlords Apologies, Will Reset Simulation to 2015
Caption: "We just wanted to see what you would do," explains spokesman.

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19d

I'm enjoying this new genre of jump scare video.

[description: a possum eating candy from a bowl is surprised by a robot witch as it cackles -- jumps straight up.]

#possum #animal #halloween #jumpscare #humor #humour

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1y

#cartoon #humor #humour #wry #funny #EU #FarRight #shift

A cartoon picturing the difficulties for airlines when landing in an EU mass that has physically shifted to the right.

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18d

Furhter confession: It wasn't a mistake, I just find your parties boring... 😂

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Picture of a chalkboard in front of a bookshelf on which is written in colourful lettering:
Book Lover Confession #1
That awkward moment when I arrived at the party and realised B.Y.O.B did not mean Bring Your Own Book.

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18d

Really shouldn't have had that peyote milkshake for breakfast

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #Caturday #humor #humour

A tabby cat sitting in a sink, looking shocked as it sees itself in a convex mirror.

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18d

#meme #memes #linux #systemd #humor #humour #it #tech #TechHumor #programmer_humor

bro I'm getting the systemd flavour: a drinks machinve with display of flavour with visible systemd

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1y

Khajiit has special #caturday quest for you, adventurer!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #skyrim #oblivion #ElderScrolls

sphinx cat standing on hind legs and looking out from behind the door of a shed, looking mysterious and slightly hominid

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17d

please don't leave !
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor

Scene at the open front door.
Young German shepherd holds tight onto someone's leg with both paws.

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1y

读过 I Am America 🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑
这本书里 Stephen Colbert 这名伪共和党人给大家普及一下共和党基本盘的基本素质，也没什么（😛），就是一些厌女恐同仇外自大拥护父权好战的集大成者，本以为会很好笑的，但听他读出来整本书都是这种讽刺，而当我认识到美国确实有很多人一辈子坚定地信仰着这套我就笑不出来了，我还是喜欢听 Jon Steward 正面硬刚脱掉他们的遮羞布，Jon Steward 也助声演了，那段没认真听，考虑重新听听那段。

#humor #politics #sarcasm

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1y

读过 I Am America
https://neodb.social/book/1wkSjMvxRxmZxh8a7mlZ5k
这本书里 Stephen Colbert 这名伪共和党人给大家普及一下共和党基本盘的基本素质，也没什么（😛），就是一些厌女恐同仇外自大拥护父权好战的集大成者，本以为会很好笑的，但听他读出来整本书都是这种讽刺，而当我认识到美国确实有很多人一辈子坚定地信仰着这套我就笑不出来了，我还是喜欢听 Jon Steward 正面硬刚脱掉他们的遮羞布，Jon Steward 也助声演了，那段没认真听，考虑重新听听那段。
#humor #politics #sarcasm