Keep those wieners warm everyone!
#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #caturday #humor #humour
Keep those wieners warm everyone!
#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #caturday #humor #humour
My dad was an electrical engineer. For Father’s Day, here’s a joke he used to tell:
The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The engineer sees the glass as twice as big as it needs to be.
Happy Father’s Day!
Beware the potato goblin! [sound OFF!]
#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
Typography: it matters!
#weird #signs #humor #humour #typography #graphicdesign #kerning
There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsOfMastodon #caturday #humor #humour
The God Emperor wishes you a happy #Caturday!
The sight of the Red-winged Blackbirds’ breath floating out in little puffs like smoke. It's almost comical to see, as if the blackbird is puffing on a tiny invisible cigarette.
💝Prints, cards, mugs etc. here:https://ez-lorenz.pixels.com/featured/song-breath-of-a-red-winged-blackbird-2-ez-lorenz.html
#Seattle #Washington #PNW #Birds #birdsofmastodon #Nature #Wildlife #Photography #Winter #Prints #WallArt #HomeDecor #GreetingCards #Mugs #Giftideas #fedigiftshop #Support #BirdPhotography #Sunday #Humor #Funny
A #caturday that displeases the halflings.
Since I never did a proper #introduction here is quick one.
I mostly look for #comedy and #humor . Suggestions appreciated! @warandpeas is fabulous. I play 9 o'clock #HashtagGames at @hashtaggames.
I like reading and promoting #PinkDiscoMagazine an online, literary journal where the writers submissioms explore human sexuality.
Other things I enjoy: #zazen , #shikantaza ,#astronomy , #Linux , #archeology , and all manner of other #science and #technology posts.
Stay classy, friends.
Storytelling masterpiece. 5 stars.
#dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour #storytelling #writing
Finally a brand that tells it like it is!
#parody #cannedFood #WernerHerzog #existentialism #humor #humour #satire
I never thought I'd end up with a chronic illness where the most useful health advice comes from an old Vaudeville joke:
Patient: Doc, it hurts when I do this!
Doctor: Then don't do that!
Mr. Crouton, celebrating his ascendancy on this International Cat Day.
#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #internationalcatday #humor #humour
Multi-Pass!
#leeloo #5thElement #Dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour
Maximum mlem on a crazy #caturday.
Doofus and Derp, getting ready for a busy #Caturday
The Lord of #Caturday bids you welcome!
found on threads
#Election2024 #Kamala #Democrats #Harris #Politics #USA #MAGA #GOP #Republicans #Vote #Trump #Memes #Humor
"Don't bother me! I'm experiencing childlike wonder!"
#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #butterfly #humor #humour
Break in case of #caturday
I’m no fan of AI, but AI David Attenborough narrating a Cybertruck’s symbiotic lifestyle is pretty damn funny.
It's coming.
#September #pumpkinSpice #dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour