When your cat is obsessed with abs day and comes home ripped.
humor
Welcome to a super nummy #caturday! [sound on!]
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #soundeffects #humor #humour
Finally, an explanation for R2D2's sass!
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Weird dog, trying to figure out if it's safe or not.
#IKnowItsABear #bear #bears #dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour #meme
When you finally finish your keto diet.
#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #keto #carbs #humor #humour
When your downstairs neighbor is kinda' noisy.
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Another meditative #caturday
Happy Sunday 💕
"Helping Mama do dishes is exhausting puppy work!"
©️ vomlancegermanshepherds
#photooftheday #photo #photography #foto #fotografie #dogs #dogsofmastodon #dog #puppy #puppies #humor #sunday
Catzilla!
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They looked so cute, and juuust as my finger went down to tap "photo", he did this.
Your FACE SIR.
I might get this printed off and framed 😄
TIL: Ray Bradbury wrote Fahrenheit 451 on a coin-operated typewriter he found in the basement of UCLA's Powell Library:
“So, exhilarated, I got a bag of dimes and settled into the room, and in nine days I spent $9.80 and wrote my story; in other words, it was a dime novel,” Bradbury said.
Source: http://magazine.ucla.edu/exclusives/from-dimes-to-fareinheit-451/ (via Neatorama: https://www.neatorama.com/2024/06/09/Ray-Bradbury-Wrote-Fahrenheit-451-on-a-Coin-Operated-Typewriter/)
#ScienceFiction #RayBradbury #SFF #scifi #humor #humour #typewriter #typewriters
Khajiit has special #caturday quest for you, adventurer!
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读过 I Am America 🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑
这本书里 Stephen Colbert 这名伪共和党人给大家普及一下共和党基本盘的基本素质,也没什么(😛),就是一些厌女恐同仇外自大拥护父权好战的集大成者,本以为会很好笑的,但听他读出来整本书都是这种讽刺,而当我认识到美国确实有很多人一辈子坚定地信仰着这套我就笑不出来了,我还是喜欢听 Jon Steward 正面硬刚脱掉他们的遮羞布,Jon Steward 也助声演了,那段没认真听,考虑重新听听那段。
读过 I Am America
https://neodb.social/book/1wkSjMvxRxmZxh8a7mlZ5k
这本书里 Stephen Colbert 这名伪共和党人给大家普及一下共和党基本盘的基本素质,也没什么(😛),就是一些厌女恐同仇外自大拥护父权好战的集大成者,本以为会很好笑的,但听他读出来整本书都是这种讽刺,而当我认识到美国确实有很多人一辈子坚定地信仰着这套我就笑不出来了,我还是喜欢听 Jon Steward 正面硬刚脱掉他们的遮羞布,Jon Steward 也助声演了,那段没认真听,考虑重新听听那段。
#humor #politics #sarcasm