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1y

#cartoon #humor #humour #wry #funny #EU #FarRight #shift

A cartoon picturing the difficulties for airlines when landing in an EU mass that has physically shifted to the right.

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1y

Khajiit has special #caturday quest for you, adventurer!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #skyrim #oblivion #ElderScrolls

sphinx cat standing on hind legs and looking out from behind the door of a shed, looking mysterious and slightly hominid

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1y

读过 I Am America 🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑
这本书里 Stephen Colbert 这名伪共和党人给大家普及一下共和党基本盘的基本素质，也没什么（😛），就是一些厌女恐同仇外自大拥护父权好战的集大成者，本以为会很好笑的，但听他读出来整本书都是这种讽刺，而当我认识到美国确实有很多人一辈子坚定地信仰着这套我就笑不出来了，我还是喜欢听 Jon Steward 正面硬刚脱掉他们的遮羞布，Jon Steward 也助声演了，那段没认真听，考虑重新听听那段。

#humor #politics #sarcasm

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1y

读过 I Am America
https://neodb.social/book/1wkSjMvxRxmZxh8a7mlZ5k
这本书里 Stephen Colbert 这名伪共和党人给大家普及一下共和党基本盘的基本素质，也没什么（😛），就是一些厌女恐同仇外自大拥护父权好战的集大成者，本以为会很好笑的，但听他读出来整本书都是这种讽刺，而当我认识到美国确实有很多人一辈子坚定地信仰着这套我就笑不出来了，我还是喜欢听 Jon Steward 正面硬刚脱掉他们的遮羞布，Jon Steward 也助声演了，那段没认真听，考虑重新听听那段。
#humor #politics #sarcasm

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1y

My dad was an electrical engineer. For Father’s Day, here’s a joke he used to tell:

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The engineer sees the glass as twice as big as it needs to be.

Happy Father’s Day!

#FathersDay #Humor #Jokes

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1y

Typography: it matters!

#weird #signs #humor #humour #typography #graphicdesign #kerning

a sign that says Fart Food, but is supposed to say art food. (Fusing visual art & culinary creativity)

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1y

There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsOfMastodon #caturday #humor #humour

two grey and white tabby cats -- on is sitting on a chair, squinting with murder in its other eye. The other is below it with its eyes crossed and a derpy look on its face and its tongue out

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1y

The God Emperor wishes you a happy #Caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour

sphinx cat sitting in a tub of milk, with pretty flowers floating in the tub with him. the cat looks angry

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1y

I never thought I'd end up with a chronic illness where the most useful health advice comes from an old Vaudeville joke:

Patient: Doc, it hurts when I do this!

Doctor: Then don't do that!

#MEcfs #LongCovid #NEISvoid #PEM #StopRestPace #Humor

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1y

Multi-Pass!

#leeloo #5thElement #Dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour

brown and white pittie cross wearing an orange wig and the bandages, like leeloo from The Fifth Element movie

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1y

Fight mouse. #grickledoodle #cats #mouse #taekwondo #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a mouse using Tae Kwon Do to physically beat up a whole bunch of cats. The caption underneath reads " The cats hadn't counted on him knowing any Tae Kwon Do."

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1y

The Lord of #Caturday bids you welcome!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour

tuxedo cat sitting in a cat tree like it's a throne

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1y

"Don't bother me! I'm experiencing childlike wonder!"

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #butterfly #humor #humour

a blue and grey butterfly (or moth, dunno) sitting on the nose of a brown tabby cat

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1y

It's coming.

#September #pumpkinSpice #dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour

sandstorm with a dogs face approaching a suburb -- sandstorm label: pumpkin spice. Suburb label: Sept. 1st

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1y

ready?
#happybleptember #september #Humor #dogsofmastodon #dogs

Photo of a dog up close with its teeth and the edge of the tongue visible.

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1y

When there's a sale on Cerberus puppies.

#dog #dogs #dogstadon #DogsOfMastodon #cerberus #puppies #humor #humour

three grey shepherd puppies in a petsmart shopping cart, but all you can see are their heads

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363d

Weird dog would very much like to come in for a morning snuggle.

#IKnowItsABear #bear #bears #dog #dogs #dogstadon #dogsOfMastodon #humor #humour

a brown bear tapping at a window, with the forest behind it -- the bear looks like it's smiling

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145d

Alright, which one of you miscreants made this? 🤣

#meme #memes #funny #laugh #humor #lol #rachelzegler #snowwhite #snowshite #tropicthunder #benstiller #simplejack #mashup #mashups #aivideo

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If people thought about real issues and needs…

#Capitalism #Consumerism #Humor

Eight-panel Sunday Calvin and Hobbes cartoon, in which Calvin's parents complain to each other about all the junk mail they receive, much of which encourages needless over-consumption.

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336d

oh, is that for me
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor

An adult golden retriever holds a big stick in its mouth. A small golden pup stands in front of the big dog on its hind legs, excited, with his front paws up in the air.

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302d

#meme #memes #laugh #funny #humor #lol #november #backtothefuture

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225d

Crap, where did I leave my existential dread?

#humor #humour #existentialism #existentialdread #funny #satire

Let's see .. phone (check), keys (check), a potent blend of dread and malaise which grows stronger each day (check) wallet (check). Yes, that's everything.

woman in flower frame doing a thumbs up sign
half-off-screen young woman saying: "You okay babe?"

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Departed Humour: GLitcH! Internet to Extranet

Go back in time to the 2000s where Norb deals with a salesman trying to sell him a new fad that everyone must have in the comic strip called GLitcH!

https://www.adamsdesk.com/posts/departed-humour-glitch-internet-extranet/

#ThrowbackThursday #humour #humor #funny #technology #blog

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Just a friendly reminder that if you haven't seen The Good Place, you're missing out on some of the best TV writing ever 😁

@philosophy @psychology @thinkingaboutthinking
@humour
#Thinking #Memes #Humor #Humour
#TheGoodPlace #TV #TvShows
#The #Good #Place #Neighborhood #Rocks

There panel meme about writing from the show The Good Place.
1. When you’re not sure how to solve your own mystery story:
2. Ted Danson as Michael saying, "Now, I've investigated all of the rocks in the neighborhood.
3. A bag of ordinary rocks, "These 78 are the most suspicious."

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Comedian Bec Shaw is tired of the argument that "wokeness" is ruining comedy because "you can't joke about anything anymore." She writes in her Substack about how often that sentiment is wielded to justify "the most hack, unfunny, mean-spirited, boring jokes that have ever existed." She continues: "People are whining and frothing at the mouth to be able to 'say what they want,' and what they desperately want to say is… the same old jokes we’ve heard over and over for years." Tell us in the comments what you think.

https://flip.it/7XNU1n

#Comedy #Humour #Humor #CancelCulture #Wokeness

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