humor

1y

Comedian Bec Shaw is tired of the argument that "wokeness" is ruining comedy because "you can't joke about anything anymore." She writes in her Substack about how often that sentiment is wielded to justify "the most hack, unfunny, mean-spirited, boring jokes that have ever existed." She continues: "People are whining and frothing at the mouth to be able to 'say what they want,' and what they desperately want to say is… the same old jokes we’ve heard over and over for years." Tell us in the comments what you think.

https://flip.it/7XNU1n

#Comedy #Humour #Humor #CancelCulture #Wokeness

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41d

¡NUEVO VÍDEO!

Está a la vuelta de la esquina la salida el sucesor de #LittleNightmares: REANIMAL

Nosotras lo probamos HOY en el canal
https://youtu.be/K4NP-JHp_MM

#youtube #youtuber #terror #videojuegos #humor #LGBT #Reanimal

Retratos de Dunkel y Rena con un fondo oscuro y un monstruo deforme humanoide. Dunkel viste una sudadera gris y tiene los dedos índice y corazón contra su barbilla, con la boca ligeramente abierta. Sobre sus ojos viste la máscara de Bremen (referencia a Majora's Mask). Rena viste una sudadera negra con la capucha puesta que le tapa completamente los ojos, la boca la tiene presionada con cara de disgusto y sujeta sus manos contra su pecho, cerradas.

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1y

His name is Polar Vortex. And he is cross.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

little white kitten sitting on a human's lap, looking cross, with all it's hair pointing in one direction

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38d

I'd like to replace that last one with, "Books where you can figure out the end after reading the first few pages." 😜😁

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

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#ReadingMemes #ReadAllTheBooks #Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Types of headached memes showing four heads with diffrent amounts of red to indicate severity.
1: Some red, Migrane
2: Some red, Hypertension
3: Some red, Stress
4: Full red all over head, book doesn't end how you thought it should

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38d

After a recomendation I decided test out self publishing.

So, Part One of The Last Philosopher is now available to buy: https://books2read.com/b/m0pJYA 😊

I will add a link to the free ebook in the alt-text. And if you want to continue Part Two is available online, updated weekly.

@reading @books @fantasy @bookstodon @humor

#WIPWednesday #AmWriting #IndieAuthor #SelfPublish
#SpecualtiveFiction #FantasyBooks #Fantasy #SciFi #Satire #Humor #Humour #Comedy
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity

Free ebook:
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/tynp5wgkwr0dkvmf3dzp3/The-Last-Philosopher-Part-One.epub?rlkey=n61zknkz05eakr809gcs19kzd&dl=0

Links to Part Two:
https://www.wattpad.com/story/402421233-the-last-philosopher-part-two

https://www.inkitt.com/stories/1567069

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/135000/the-last-philosopher-part-two

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1y

"Scientists move the crank on the doomsday Jack-In-The-Box one turn"

#JimmyCraig #JimmyTried #Comic #Humor #DoomsdayClock

Two scientists wearing glasses and labcoats stand by a small round table with a Jack-In-The-Box as one of them turns the crank on the side.

"Scientists move the crank on the doomsday Jack-In-The-Box one turn"

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38d

Humorous Book Titles: https://lydiaschoch.com/wednesday-weekly-blogging-challenge-humorous-book-titles-3/

#WednesdayWeeklyBloggingChallenge #Books #Humor

Book cover for How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by Matthew Inman. Image on cover shows a drawing of a grey cat walking around with a thought bubble filled with a skull and crossbones above his or her head.

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259d

Sure, but does anyone start reading the classics? Reading on any level should be encouraged 😊

@reading @bookstodon @bookbubble @humour

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour #YA
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Post by @MATCHAURA
‘reading classics doesn’t make you any better than wattpad readers’ okay it does a little come on now

Reply by @l_ou_r_de s
As a society, we need to stop pretending that YA is a decent genre when it's the literary equivalent of a marvel movie.

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1y

It's getting very difficult
#catsofmastodon #Humor

'Trying To Get
My shit
Together'
Drawing of a cat using a scooper to clean the litter box.

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1y

How dreams disappear
#dogs #dogsofmastodon #Humor

Golden retriever has his head on the table. He is watching a small almost eaten piece of chocolate cake on the plate in front. His eyes are sad. He lost all hope.......

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1y

I am going to revive my #Youtube channel and start posting there as well.

#clapper is fun, but I made that because of how low the barrier of entry was. It was the easiest #app to just grab and start #livestreaming with, and allows adult content so if something crazy happens at a #protest I don't lose my channel.

If I want to stream I need to use #twitch and YouTube, they are just harder to get into.

Clapper is a bit ghetto really xD

https://www.youtube.com/@JarrenOmgWhatIsEvenHappening

#humor #socialmedia #selfpromo

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33d

Ebook: https://books2read.com/EmergentConsequences

The painter of the universe, known as Life, just wanted to fulfill her reason for being, by creating a universe full of beautiful wonders and living things, but her twin brother, Death, exists solely to destroy her work, leading to an intractable argument about whose work should prevail.

@bookstodon
#author #indieauthor #writing #fantasy #fiction #shortstory #life #death #creation #destruction #humor #satire #darkhumor

(Left) The Cover of Emergent Consequences, by Owen Tyme, illustrated by Ryan Johnson.

Life and Death lay asleep in a the grass, the way they lay slightly resembling the yin-yang symbol. The tools of their trades are scattered around them.

Life is a woman with black hair, in a white robe. Behind her are the paint brush and palette she paints the universe with. She's rather short and has rosy cheeks.

Death is a skeleton in a black robe, which appears to be continually disintegrating at the hem line. Behind him lay his scythe and scroll of names.

Between Life and Death is the hourglass that serves as the source of time for the entire universe, an item that's most commonly carried by Death, but which is part of the work of both of them.

The artwork is cartoonish, with some bushes and a tree that has one red piece of fruit dangling from it. The scene is looked upon by the sun, which frowns at everything.

(Right) The background is an image of some green bacteria with the following quote over the top:

"I think I'll call it Ted."

"Ted? You want to name micro-organism Ted? Are you serious?"

"Yes, Ted."

"Alright, I just thought Bob would fit better."

(Bottom) https://books2read.com/EmergentConsequences

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33d

I have to say I feel we're missing a few steps towards an explanation of how "for suppository use only" got in the mix of approprite warning lables 🤔😂

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#Litterature #Novel #Novels #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Post by Jennifer Goodland

At today's staff meeting we discussed the need for warning labels for our books.
Like “not microwave safe”
“not dishwasher safe”
“for suppository use only”

The discussion was prompted by another library where a patron got their book wet, tried to dry it out in the microwave, and the metallic RFID tag destroyed both the microwave and the book.

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364d

The meeting between President Trump and Zelensky didn't go so great. 🤣

#meme #memes #funny #laugh #humor #lol #satire #presidentzelensy #zelensky #presidenttrump #trump #vpvance #vicepresidentvance #vance

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31d

So, what we should wish for is that every part of the writing process would be as quick as the idea 🤔

So, writers start looking for that magic lamp or whatever wish-giver you believe in...😁
Lets see what the disastrously hilarious consequences will be 😜

@galacticwriters @writers @books
@writingbooks @keepwriting @aiop

#Ideas
#WritingMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Author #Authors #IndieAuthor #IndieBooks #AmWriting #Writerdons #Writers #Writer #Writing #WritingCommunity #Writinglife

Post by Alexander Pennington

Writer: I wish I had a book idea
Brain: Here are some characters, worldbuilding, a magic system, a villain, everything you need for an amazing story!
Writer: How does it all go together?
Brain: What

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27d

¡NUEVO VÍDEO!

#Umigari, el simulador de pesca más terrorífico que mandó literalmente a Rena a la cama.

https://youtu.be/apBuPnpXhOc

#terror #humor #videojuegos

Dunkel y Rena con cara de sorpresa y susto con cañas de pescar, mirando hacia el mar donde se asoma una cabeza terrorífica de ojos y pelo negro.

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237d

Luckily Bert is right, you don't HAVE to read Dostoyevsky 😂 But you can if you want 😊

@bookstodon @bookbubble @humour @reading

#Song #Evita #Dostoyevsky
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Picture of a blackboard sign with colourful chalk writing:
Bert's Books
Don't cry for me Dostoyevsky
The truth is I never read you
All through your chapters
Your epic fiction
You kept on writing
I kept my distance

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293d

¡NUEVO VÍDEO!

Jugamos completo #Mouthwashing: el juego donde Evangelion conoce a Twin Peaks.

https://youtu.be/mn3aiXnNB_w

#youtube #youtuber #videojuegos #terror #humor

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22d

Same, fridge. Same.

#humor #humour #fridge

an old refrigerator with the words "I used to be cool" written on it

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60d

If you're going to go to hell anyway, why not go laughing 😂

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#TheExorcist #Horror #Evil
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Years ago, my Mother-in-law began reading, "The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier.

| went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it and left it in the night table drawer by her bed. My Father-in-law said that night was the first time she ever screamed and fainted.

I'm going to Hell, but I'll go laughing.

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74d

I want things that are above my reading level, that's how I get better at reading 🤔😁

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#ReadingMemes #Memes
#ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #FantasyBooks #ReadingLevel #Level

Comic from Unshelved about a boy asking librarian about what books he can check out and the librarian telling him he can check out any book. The teacher says it's above the child's reading level and they have a policy. The librarian replies he loves the sound of a breaking policy breaking.

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20d

¡NUEVO VÍDEO!

Hoy tenemos nueva historia de #terror, una cinta recuperada con el Karaoke más turbio de la historia.

https://youtu.be/BxAgmu2sDjg

#karaoke #humor #youtube

Miniatura de video de horror de estilo japonés con una atmósfera sombría. A la izquierda, un recuadro con borde de neón magenta y azul muestra a Dunkel con gorra negra y auriculares, con expresión de sorpresa.

En el centro de la imagen, sobre la espalda de una figura con uniforme escolar blanco (una camisa de manga corta y falda oscura), se lee el título "The Karaoke" en letras rojas, acompañado de caracteres japoneses. La figura escolar lleva una mochila azul colgada al hombro y está de espaldas, mirando hacia un fondo oscuro donde se distingue vagamente un letrero que dice "24H".

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331d

In case you're feeling mildly upset by the state of the world, here's a weird dog playing with a rubber chicken. [Sound on!]

#IknowItsADonkey #donkey #humor #humour #cute #dog #dogs #asstodon

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21d

I wish I would've realised sooner that I don't have to solve every fictional problem I came up with the same second I came up with them 😁

@galacticwriters @writers @books @fantasy @bookstodon @joinin
@writingbooks @keepwriting

#WritingMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Author #Authors #IndieAuthor #IndieBooks #AmWriting #Writerdons #Writers #Writer #Writing #WritingCommunity #Writinglife #WritersOfMastodon #Bookstodon #Books

Two part meme.
Top part is a picture of a pill bottle that says, Hard to swallow pills.
Bottom part is captioned: If you can't come up with solutions to basic fiction writing problems that you yourself made then try again timorrow, keep learning. Writing is a skill that can be improved.

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308d

wow you are smol
#Humor #dogsofmastodon #dogs

German shorthaired pointer is watching a tiny lizard on the asphalt. The photo captures the contrast between a big dog and a small creature.

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