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328d

Comissão de stargirl_xdd
(Stargirl) boa tarde seguimores amanteigados #ilustracao, #artedigital, #arte, #artemastodon
#gatos, #cats, #humor, #fofura #motivacao, #positividade, #frase

"Uma ilustração de desenho animado com um gato branco musculoso, de bochechas rosadas e expressão determinada, dando um polegar para cima. Um pequeno coração rosa flutua acima do polegar. O fundo é um céu azul claro com nuvens brancas e um sol amarelo, e um chão verde com flores coloridas. O texto em português na imagem diz: 'Tem coisas paias que acontecem mas sei que você é forte e vai superar tudo isso TU É FODA :)'

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Ever deepening mysteries. #grickledoodle #mystery #weird #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a man looking at the front door where a strange creature wearing a jacket stands looking at him. Caption reads "And lo and behold, the mystery of his missing favorite jacket was solved. But a deeper, infinitely weirder mystery had now begun."

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327d

I've finished: Of Monsters and Mainframes by Barbara Truelove

I was a bit worried about the premise of this novel, I don't usually like when cliche historical monsters are recycled into a new setting. Many times it is just name dropping.

I was pleasantly surprised by Of Monsters and Mainframes. The monsters are characters in their own right and are more than a place marker for evil antagonist.

The AIs are the traditional kind, expert systems rather than the LLM type, finding human interaction difficult rather than built to simulate human interaction. For this is essentially a found family story, and the AI is coded autistic.

It is fun and funny, but also dark, there are cozy elements but I hesitate to categorize it as cozy.

https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/df12836a-b0dd-416c-b75f-32f0d6f390db

@bookstodon @audiobooks
#ScienceFiction #humor #dark #bookstodon #amReading #AudioBooks

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326d

Too many novels is definitely how I want to go, but I'm probably more likely to suffer from a stong bout of drawing-room anguish 😜😂

#NotAllBooksAreCreatedEqual

@bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Litterature
#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #FantasyBooks

Historic painting of a woman lying in bed.
Caption: Things Women In Literature Have Died From

The list:
Cold hands
Pony exhaustion
Beautiful face
Strolling congestion
Missing slippers
Sherry served too cold
Wrist fevers
Ship infidelity
Night brain
Going outside at night In Italy
Shawl Insufficiency
Clergyman's dropsy
Too many pillows
Flirting headaches
Garden troubles
River unhappiness
Someone said "No" very loudly
General bummers
Letter-reading fits
Mmmf
Drawing-room anguish
Beautiful chestnut hair
Not enough pillows
Spinal degeneration as a result of pride
Haven't seen the sea In a long time
Parents too happy
Too many novels
The Unpleasantness

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323d

The Onion going hard in their year in review.
"Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop"
https://theonion.com/gang-initiate-forced-to-peacefully-deescalate-conflict-to-prove-he-not-a-cop/
#TheOnion #humor #funny #ACAB

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oh, is that for me
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor

An adult golden retriever holds a big stick in its mouth. A small golden pup stands in front of the big dog on its hind legs, excited, with his front paws up in the air.

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244d

A day to reflect. #grickledoodle #FridayThe13th #Jason #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of Jason Voorhees quietly sitting in his kitchen with a cup of coffee, looking out the window. Caption reads "He found he always had mixed feelings on this day."

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173d

Good vibes. #grickledoodle #sloths #longarms #chill #animals #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a two sloths with unusually long arms lazily hanging out in a tree together. Caption reads "Chill time for the long armed sloths."

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2y

#meme #memes #laugh #funny #humor #lol #november #backtothefuture

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321d

📚 Learn A Lot While You Sit On The Pot by: Jack. Haynes

On average, humans will spend 92 days sitting on the toilet over their lifetime. To put this in perspective, that's about one-third of a year in the bathroom relieving yourself. That's where LEARN A LOT WHILE YOU SIT ON THE POT comes in. Since the average time spent on t...

https://bookblabla.com/book/learn-a-lot-while-you-sit-on-the-pot

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#books #reading #libraries #humor #form #triviareference #trivia

On average, humans will spend 92 days sitting on the toilet over their lifetime. To put this in perspective, that's about one-third of a year in the bathroom relieving yourself. That's where LEARN A LOT WHILE YOU SIT ON THE POT comes in. Since the average time spent on the toilet is ten minutes, we've provided you with bite-sized educational (and some not-so-educational) facts that you can read quickly and retain well after you've flushed.

Are you ready to learn about:
- The microbiome in your bathroom.
- Strange historical bathroom habits.
- Unusual facts about famous artists.
- Tech-related trivia.
- Strange psychological experiments.
- And so much more!

While you won't learn enough to get a degree or anything, you'll feel better about spending nearly four months in the bathroom over your lifetime.

The Perfect Gift for All Ages!

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259d

All language is weird, but I sometimes wonder if English isn't the weirdest 🤔

Also, does that technically make liguistics a Weird Science 😁

P.S Never spell how it sounds 😜

@linguistics @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @writingcommunity @writingbooks @joinin

#LinguisticMemes #Meme #Memes #Linguistics
#Language #Words #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction #Bookstodon

A handwritten note on a marble countertop.

"How do you console an English teacher?"
"There, their, they're..."

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149d

Liar. #grickledoodle #robot #liar #internet #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a sad robot sitting at his desk and computer. Caption reads "It filled him with shame each and every time he clicked "I am not a robot" to access his own bank account online."

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319d

I recently ordered toothpaste from Walgreens. Tonight, about a week later, I received an email from Walgreens letting me know that I did not review my product, would I like to review it? I sat there laughing for 20 minutes, sat straight up, and then sincerely looked off into the distance and told myself, that’s it. I’m gonna write a 500 word review of toothpaste and somehow make it interesting and tie it into surveillance capitalism in 2026. I think 2026 is gonna be an interesting year for the blog. #Humor

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Free Ebook: https://books2read.com/EmergentConsequences

The painter of the universe, known as Life, just wanted to fulfill her reason for being, by creating a universe full of beautiful wonders and living things, but her twin brother, Death, exists solely to destroy her work, leading to an intractable argument about whose work should prevail.

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#author #indieauthor #writing #fantasy #fiction #books #life #death #creation #destruction #humor #satire #darkhumor #free