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1y

I wish I had public library energy 😁

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Post by Jonathan Edward Durham

Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is *all* the knowledge, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like

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66d

Limited time. #grickledoodle #frogs #pond #boat #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Four jubilant frogs in a handmade motorboat cheering as a turtle swims nearby; caption reads, "The frogs had managed to build a boat and motor entirely from scratch, but thankfully for the rest of the pond they only had about a week's worth of gas."

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66d

Is it just me or should it be make HAPPY head voice louder? 🤔😂

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Meme photo of a caricature reading.
Caption: Stare shapes on dead tree make sad head voice louder.

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65d

Superb, in fact. #grickledoodle #chameleon #camouflage #lizard #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Chameleon perched on a branch sports a matching mustache and haircut to a nearby man, humorously implying it has learned to mimic him. Caption reads "The chameleon had gotten quite good."

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65d

I have this on a t-shirt, that's where my sweet style comes from 😜😂

@tvshow
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#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny

Photo of Moss from The IT Crowd TV show.
Caption: "I like being weird. Weird's all I've got. That and my sweet style."

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65d

Another sneak peak wednesday, this time the opening quote of chapter ten of The Last Philosopher: Part Two

Let me know what you think about the Gods' dice habit 🤔😁

1€ ebook of Part One found here: https://books2read.com/b/m0pJYA

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In the dark

“The Gods’ only talent is playing dice with the universe. But even then they have to load the dice.”

~The first philosopher

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64d

A mess of a time. #grickledoodle #horror #movies #friends #porcupine #turtle #octopus #scared #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A living-room cartoon where a frightened octopus sprays ink and a startled porcupine fires quills across a couch, leaving a turtle splattered and poked while the TV and wall are messily stained, implying chaos from a horror-movie night. Caption reads "Turtle had decided to stop inviting Octopus and Porcupine over for horror movie night."

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71d

¡Hola! Actualizo mi #Presentacion con un trocito más de mí 👋 Mi nombre es Hela.

🎨 Dibujo y amo el #Arte y la #Artesanía. Todo lo que se hace con las manos merece la pena.

🔮 Me gusta investigar sobre #paganismo.

🎬 Fan del #Cine y las #Series de misterio y #Terror 🍿

😂 Me encanta el buen #Humor

🧠 Convivo con dos patologías de #SaludMental.
Estoy aquí para escuchar, apoyar y compartir el día a día.

#Dibujo #CineDeTerror #Misterio #pagana #paganismo #Hela #Autocuidado #saludmental

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63d

Risk. #grickledoodle #cats #pets #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A kneeling courtier offers a bowl concealing a de‑worming pill to a regal cat queen seated on an ornate throne, crown on her head and flanked by armed guards, while the court anxiously hopes she won't detect it. Caption reads "They all prayed the Queen would not detect the de-worming pill hidden in her royal num-nums."

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32d

But reading will help with that, I'd like to propose that: The Revolution should be educated! 😂

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Cartoon of the Peanuts with one child, in class, saying to the other, "No one is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them.

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22d

I never remember my dreams, so I'm going to assume this is what I dream about all the time! Dogs who read 😁

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Post by Daniel Spenser

Last week I had a dream and the only thing I remembered about the dream
was a poster on a wall so I made the poster and put it on a wall and it was the fastest I have ever made a dream come true and it felt exhilarating like I had solved a mystery.

Poster of a dog reading a book titled Bones held by a human hand. With the repeated caption EVERYBODY READS! in the background.

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1y

If a book hasn't been banned somewhere is it even worth reading? 🤔😁

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Picutre of a bookshelf with a sign saying,
Banned Books: Any book worth banning is a book worth reading.
-Isaac Asimov
The shelf features books and has signs explaining what each one was banned for.

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48d

Happy Friday! Get the PRINT here: https://gricklemart.com/witch-and-wizard-manhattan-print/ #grickledoodle #witch #wizard #friday #manhattan #drinks #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A tired wizard in a starry robe and a green-faced witch relax in a cozy book-lined living room, each sipping a Manhattan as a mischievous bat dog chews a bone on the rug; caption reads, "They both enjoyed being under the spell of a good Manhattan."

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21d

As a middle-aged man I still identify with Alice in Wonderlands "required to play along with adult nonsense" 🤔

I'd like to suggest the subtitle: "10-years-old and already sick of your bullshit." 😂

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Post by roach-works

look, here’s the thing: alice in wonderland’s enduring fucking charm is that
it perfectly captures the vibe of being a very tired and annoyed child who
is nonetheless required to play along with adult nonsense.

alice is dragged from place to place without warning, forced to play stupid
games with no good prizes, grilled over her schooling and manners and
recitation and dress, scolded, judged, insulted to her face, sent away,
given gifts she didn’t ask for and doesn’t like, corrected incorrectly, been
subject to shifting and arbitrary rules, and then when she gets snappish
with all this bullshit everyone acts like a little girl’s temper is the end of the
fucking world.

alice in wonderland isn’t a drug trip or a nightmare or a metaphor, that’s
just what being ten years old is LIKE. that’s why kids love it so much. even
if they can’t quite articulate how, they recognize themselves in it.

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Scary times for socks. #grickledoodle #pugs #dogs #horror #halloween #october #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor Get the PIN! https://gricklemart.com/count-pugula-pin/

Cartoon pug in a vampire cape peeks around a doorway, mischievously eyeing a lone sock on the floor as its "victim" — caption reads "Count Pugula had spotted his next victim."

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1y

Traffic makes beasts of us all, but that's too far, way too far 😂

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Post by lindsey

I hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his fav book made into a movie & the characters are nothing like he imagined them.

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1y

That's my favorite part of the holidays! 😂

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Post by Fran
Two paintings of women in nice dresses reading books.
Caption: My favourite category of painting is “portrait of an introvert who snuck out of the party she was forced to attend to go read in a quiet room somewhere” also known as me every holiday season.

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Get the PRINT! https://gricklemart.com/vampire-garden-print/ #grickledoodle #horror #halloween #october #vampire #garden #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A pleased vampire gardener stands in a gothic doorway holding a watering can as colorful flowers sprout from skulls and bones around the entrance; caption reads "He was so pleased with the garden that season."

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47d

Art gallery. A little sketch from a recent trip to Toronto's AGO. #grickledoodle #art #museums #gallery #drawing #pencil #funny #humor

A tiny museum visitor dwarfed by an oversized, stern painted portrait that glares down from an ornate frame, emphasizing the intimidating scale and mood.

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56d

The most unrealistic thing about DnD is that the Figher Class still exists 😂

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#Fantasy #DnD #Fighter #Bard

Post by Roleplaying and Rollplaying

Bard: Hey bro! What's up with you?
Fighter: Training.
Bard: Dude, lighten up! Come party!
Fighter: While you were partying, I was studying the blade.
Bard: Ok dude, but partying gave me magic powers.
Fighter:...you've got to be fucking kidding me.

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54d

All shall love Disney and DESPAIR! 😂

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#Disney #Kills #StarWars #To #Roaring #Applause
#Humor #Humour #Funny

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47d

Just like Sisyphus, you have to imagine writers being happy 😜😂

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#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

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🌞 ¡Feliz lunes, criaturas valientes! 💛

Lunes, 26 de octubre…
El calendario dice que toca ponerse en marcha, pero mi cuerpo ha solicitado una reunión urgente para negociar cinco minutitos más. 😂
Y eso que todavía no hemos llegado a diciembre, cuando salir de la cama se convierte en deporte de riesgo.

Que la semana os traiga alguna sorpresa bonita, risas de las que hacen que se te olvide el motivo y gente con la que dé gusto compartir hasta los días más torcidos.
Y si hoy no sale todo como esperabais, tampoco pasa nada: no todos los lunes tienen que venir con matrícula de honor. 😜🍁

¡A por el día, que el café no se va a beber solo! ☕🐾

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#felizlunes #buenosdias #26deoctubre #otoño #humor #buenavibra #criaturasvalientes