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52d

Surprise, Dave! #grickledoodle #horror #dog #alien #scifi #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A kneeling man holds a dog mask in shock while a small dog with a distorted, alien, human-like head admits he ate the original Rufus years ago and has been impersonating him—a darkly comic reveal. Caption reads "It's true that I did consume the real Rufus many years ago, but you have to admit I've been a good dog in his place, Dave."

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52d

Same here vending machine. You got this.

#monday #mondayvibe #humor #humour #darkhumor

food vending machine that has a sign on it that says: the light inside is broken but i still work

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73d

Changes. #grickledoodle #autumn #summer #witch #horror #fall #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Cartoon showing Autumn arriving: a witch peeks from behind a house with a broom while two children in summer clothes splash at a hose; caption reads "They could see that Autumn was just around the corner."

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22d

PeaNUTS. #grickledoodle #october #halloween #peanuts #charliebrown #horror #alien #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

An alien mimicking Charlie Brown — round head, zigzag shirt and exaggerated toothy grin — stands in a yard while three children playing with toys stare and recoil, highlighting the alien's misguided attempt to appear friendly. Caption reads "Based on a few stolen paperbacks, the alien assumed the form of what it deemed to be the friendliest image to present to the humans."

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117d

If I'm going to get all author fancy and put a double initial in my name, it's going to be C.M. and it will stand for Calculated Mediocrity 😜😂

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#Work #Meme
#Calculated #Mediocrity #Performance #Review
#Comedy #Humor #Humour #Funny

Post byJohn Cole

A friend got his employment reviews back and was told he was performing with "calculated mediocrity" and I think that is the most amazing phrase.

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87d

Fun with edu-fuckin-cation, am I doing it right? 😂

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#Rules
#LinguisticMemes #Meme #Linguistics
#Language #Words #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon

Post by @matchatia
This was the most valuable information I learned at UCLA:

Photo of a presentation:
All Spoken Language has Rules!
fanTAstic -> fan fuckin tastic
Rule: 'fucking can be inserted only before a stressed syllable

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72d

Moon tan. #grickledoodle #vampire #horror #moon #tan #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A lanky vampire lounges on a beach towel under a large full moon while small bat-like creatures perch on driftwood and the shore, giving the nighttime seaside scene a quiet, slightly eerie mood.

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72d

Have you given your books some attention lately? 😁

@reading @joinin @bookstodon @books @webcomics

#BookMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Books #Bookstodon

Four panel webcomic with a sad book.

1: As a book, I have so much to tell. But nobody ever reads me. No one is interested in my stories...
2: It seems I am not worth the paper I am printed on! I'd be much more useful if I were a pack of tissues.
3-4: A girl comes alomg and picks up the book, and the book is happy.

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51d

Seasonal threat. #grickledoodle #fall #autumn #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Leaf-covered humanoid made of autumn leaves perches in a bare tree while two children on the pavement stare in alarm; caption reads, "The children had always been warned to watch out for the 'Fall Guy'."

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71d

Clark Kent should really only clean his glasses in the privacy of his own home. #grickledoodle #superman #clarkkent #superheroes #cartoon #funny #art #humor #drawing

Office workers stare as Clark Kent takes off his glasses to clean them at a desk nameplate reading "C. Kent" beneath a bulletin-board poster asking "WHO IS THE SUPERMAN?", jokingly revealing Clark Kent’s secret identity.

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70d

Statement. #grickledoodle #fashion #penguins #bowtie #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Two penguins on a pebble-strewn shore, one wearing a small bow tie while the other smirks and the caption reads "Nice touch," joking about penguins' natural tuxedo-like plumage.

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70d

Some days you just need to say "fuck it" and go for a walk in the rain with an ungulate.

#deer #Ithink #antlers #ungulate #humor #humour

a young man with a blue umbrella standing on a busy sidewalk in the rain with a deer with antlers

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76d

What's that old saying again, 'Write high, edit drunk?' 😜😂 Then again I've never written a sonnet 😁

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#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

Photo of cannabis and a painting of Shakespear captioned: Forensic analysis found cannabis residue in clay pipes excavated from Shakespeare's garden.

Reply by omeo: ain’t no sober person writing a damn sonnet

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69d

Me like caffeine! #grickledoodle #muppets #coffee #cookiemonster #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A shaggy, wide-eyed blue "coffee monster" gleefully drinks from one of many mugs spread across a diner counter, surrounded by coffee pots and cups while a bemused customer watches — a humorous depiction of obsessive caffeine consumption.

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222d

I fear I'm not nice enough to swear to h*ck, but I kind of wish I was that has to count for something 😇😂

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@worldbuilding @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#SpeculativeFiction #FantasyBooks
#FantasyMemes #SciFiMemes #Fantasy #SciFi #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Low #Urban #High #Epic #Science #Opera #Hard #Soft #CottageCore #SolarPunk #Comedic
#Novel #Books #Bookstodon #BookMastodon

Post by RED

| swear to h*ck, if I have to explain the difference between Science Fiction and Fantasy again, I will literally be so glad to help because learning is awesome and those two genres are my favorite.

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266d

It's almost like publishers don't know the Spice of Life when they see it 😜😂

@bookstodon @books
@worldbuilding @humor @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Dune
#SpeculativeFiction #FantasyBooks
#FantasyMemes #SciFiMemes #Fantasy #SciFi #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Low #High #Epic #Science #Opera #Hard #CottageCore #SolarPunk #Comedic #Whatever #GiveMeAllYouveGot
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove

Two panel meme of a person being uplifted by an angel.
Panel one: Frank Herbert getting rejected by every credible publisher.
Panel two: A company that specializes in car repair manuals thinking his story about giant worms and space drugs is kinda neat.

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74d

I think this is one reason I like writing fantasy, whatever weirdness I come up with it's always correct 🤔😁

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#FantasyMemes #SciFiMemes #Fantasy #SciFi #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
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#Novel #Books #Bookstodon

Post by Victoria Aveyard
all writers should have doctor friends

Writer: Can you get internal bleeding, like coughing up blood, from broken ribs and blunt force trauma to the abdomem
Doctor: Yes
Writer: Excellent

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73d

That's it, that's the story 🤔
No one can tell me Dune isn't realistic 😂

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#Realistic #Dune
#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Epic #Scifi
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #Bookstodon

Post by dunemovie
Explain Dune in one sentence.

Reply by August J. Pollak
In a move so unsurprising there is literally an eons-old galactic prophecy about it, powerful, horny men are unable to peacefully share a planet made of cocaine.

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68d

It is great, most of the time 😂

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#WritingMemes #Meme #SFF #Fantasy #Humor #Humour #Geek
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

Stranger: It must be great to be a fantasy author. You can write whatever you want.
Me, rewriting 1/4 of my narrative because my characters live too far apart: Yeah, Great.

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68d

Follow your passion. #grickledoodle #spiderman #DocOck #octupus #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Doctor Octopus who genuinely loves octopuses crouches on a rocky shore as several pink octopuses cling to him and his long mechanical suit arms; caption reads: "It really wasn't about the suit, or Spider-man, or any of it. He just legit loved octopuses. And they loved him."

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68d

love knows no boundaries
#catsofmastodon #cats #Humor #caturday

Picture of a doberman
'I attack on my owner's demand'

Picture of a German shepherd
'I attack if my owner is threatened'

Picture of a cat
'I attack my owner'

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67d

If the Dark Lord can make time for his hobbies then so can you 😁

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@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Dark #Lord #Hobbies #Lotr
#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Fantasy #Epic #High
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Post by Ecuadorable

It's sweet how Sauron wants to rule all creatures and bring darkness to all
Middle Earth but he also takes some time out of his wretched schedule to
write a little poem and engrave it in home-made jewelry.

We all need a hobby is what I'm saying.

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67d

Morning time. #grickledoodle #weird #eggs #breakfast #face #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Man at a breakfast table with two eggs for eyes and a bacon mouth stares at a plate with two sunny-side-up eggs and bacon; he awkwardly says, "Ha ha. Weird."

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73d

So, I created a fun graphic for sale at my Patreon.

#art #graphic #fun #humor #patreon

https://www.patreon.com/fiberwoman15/posts/my-cookings-so-i-168225320

This is a promo card for a product on Patreon. It shows pink letters on a background of blue flames. In the foreground, words in white text read “My cooking’s so bad…I burn water!” Below that, white text reads Heidi Reyes and the link to the graphic design on Patreon.

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67d

I'm taking suggestions for books with sarcastic piece of trash characters 😁

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me: this character is a sarcastic
little nasty piece of trash

friend: so you hate him?

me: no that’s my favorite character

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