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24d

Are all Job Creators also Dark Lords, or is it just most? 🤔😜

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Fantasy #LotR #Job #Jobs #Industry #Gifts
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Three panel meme with images from The Lord of the Ring movies.
1: Good guy Sauron, gave out gifts. Picture of the Ringwraiths.
2: Developed industry. Picture of Orcs and a furnace.
3: Created thousands of jobs. Picture of the plains of Mordor burning with troops.

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27d

As a white man I approve this message for our culture! 😂

#Thinking #Meme
#Philosophy #Psyhology #Humor #Humour #Funny

Post by Brian Kibler

As a white man, I hate Al for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.

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22d

I feel sorry for librarians in the era of tech-bro controlled social media 😒

#Library #LibraryMemes #Meme #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

One panel comic of a library with a patron saying, "I FIND THIS BOOK OFFENSIVE!" and the librarian replying, "Cool. Given it back so I can lend it to someone who doesn't."

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19d

If it wasn't for the whole:
'I'm a billionaire whose hobby is beating up the mentally ill'-thing.
I could totally be batman 😂

@comicbooks
@reading
@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Billionaires #Suck #FuckBillionaires #FuckBatman
#Introvert #IntrovertMemes
#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Comics #ComicBooks

Post by @AbleLikes
Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they batman now? The suspense is killing me.

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47d

As an opening line this is hard to beat 😂

#DouglasAdams
#ReadingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #Geek #Quote
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading
#Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon

Photo of the Chapter 1 of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Post by Dunwall:
this is my favourite quote ever

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19d

Cthu-selfie. #grickledoodle #halloween #october #lovecraft #cthulhu #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor #horror

Cthulhu-like sea monster rises from dark waters, holding a smartphone and posing for a selfie in front of distant mountains, a humorous take on social-media vanity with caption: "feeling cute idk might delete the world later."

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46d

Purrfect. #grickledoodle #cats #Sunday #weekend #pets #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Woman lying on a rug with four relaxed cats curled and draped across her body, eyes wide and smiling contentedly; cartoon caption reads, "It was her favorite way to spend a weekend."

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23d

I've finished: The Dritty Doesen: Some of the Least Reasonable Stories of Matthew Sanborn Smith

I like short story collections with commentary by the author. It gives more meaning and depth to the stories and helps me appreciate them more.

As someone who knows Mathew Sanborn Smith from his wacky Beware the Hairy Mango podcast, these stories are not as out there as the title suggests. Accept the title story itself.

I enjoy Sanborn's work and themes of social justice are always at the forefront of his work.

I read it for the r/fantasy 2026 reading challenge, as my choice for the: Small Press or Self Published, prompt.

Mathew is now on feedie and his podcast is the most beige party media I know.

@upwithgravity

Beware the Hairy Mango:

https://bewarethehairymango.com/

The Dritty Doesen is available on SmashWords:

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/987326

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#BeigeParty #ScienceFiction #humor #shortStories #amReading #bookstodon #indieAuthor

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35d

For anyone who's been waiting...

I now have three chapters or ten scenes left to edit before The Last Philosopher: Part Two will be available 😁

Progress is slow, but I'm getting there... 😊

Here's some fanart of Lyeasrakardsul to reward your patience.

@reading @books @fantasy @bookstodon

#AmWriting #IndieAuthor #Indie
#FantasyBooks #Fantasy #Satire #Humor #Humour #Comedy
#Novel #Books #Bookstodon
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity

Fanart of Lyeasrakardsul reading by candlelight in his penthouse apartment.

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50d

"NÃO ROUBARÁS"
#ANIME #MOOD #HUMOR #COMÉDIA #COMEDY #FUN
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zs8IEOE_jp8

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19d

In the spirit of this comic, I armed myself with COVID and flu antibodies this week.

#comic #cartoon #humor #health #apocalypse #food #survival #science

Real-life prepping

Arm yourself with antibodies

Covid and flu shots

Today I’m stockpiling ammo against biological agents!

Employ tactical body protection

Clik!

Utilize radiation-cloaking technology

Splorp!

Consume high-grade life fuel for battle readiness

No plaque is stopping my hemoglobin Army!

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19d

Strongly agree 😂

#Introvert #NoTalking
#Library #LibraryMemes #Meme #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Painting of a woman sitting at a desk writting.
Caption: The library is a good start, but we need more places where people aren't allowed to talk.

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18d

Rigged game. #grickledoodle #halloween #horror #october #gambling #grimreaper #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Grim Reaper at a poker table cradling an enormous pile of chips while three stunned players stare; one exclaims, "Jeezus Christ! Does this guy ever lose?"

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17d

Smelling revenge. #grickledoodle #marshmallow #horror #halloween #october #horror #cartoon #drawing #art #funny #humor

Two campers sit by a campfire roasting marshmallows as a massive square-faced giant marshmallow peers from the surrounding bushes, glaring—implied to have been awakened by the smell of burning flesh. Caption reads "The scent of burning flesh had awoken the sleeping giant."

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14d

Especially delicious this time of year. #grickledoodle #skull #icecream #horror #halloween #october #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Shop vendor looks at a scoop revealing a skull among ice-cream flavors as a child points at it; caption reads: Oh, that flavor? That's skull. Skull flavor.

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17d

I've finished: Welcome to The Deep Estate by Kevin Kane

If you like John Dies at the End, you'll probably like The Deep Estate.

It plays with a similar mix of horror, humor and teenage mischief.

The Audiobook narrator: Christopher Harbour, won the 2026 Narrator of Distinction Award from: The Professional Audiobook Narrators Association for his work on this novel.

https://pronarrators.org/christopher-harbour-2026/

Note that this is definitely part of at least a duology.

For Audible members, at least at this time, the first part is in the Plus catalogue.

https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/95456d44-3d72-4236-ae1a-0f25d4321f42

@bookstodon @audiofiction #ScienceFiction #humor #horror #amReading #bookstodon #AudioBooks