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157d

Damn it! #grickledoodle #indianajones #cats #raidersofthelostark #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of Indiana Jones being thwarted by a room full of cats sleeping around an golden idol. Caption reads "Cats. Why'd it have to be cats?! He HATED cats!"

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156d

Band of thieves. #grickledoodle #thieves #cartoon #band #drawing #funny #art #humor

A cartoon illustration of five smiling men in long coats and hats with their hands in each other's pockets.

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135d

Special. #grickledoodle #love #family #witch #wizard #robot #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a witch and wizard on a grassy, windy hill lovingly watching a one-eyed robot holding a flower. Caption reads "It was the only thing they'd built together without magic and it had become their pride and joy."

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155d

Furniture Fantasy. #grickledoodle #dungeonsanddragons #fantasy #adventure #ikea #furniture #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a group of adventurers, a barbarian, archer, and elf, being guided by a yelling wizard into an IKEA store. Caption reads "Come, my merry band of adventurers! Into the Eye of Kea!!!"

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120d

Good times. #grickledoodle #dogs #event #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a group of dogs in a park holding sticks and a ball in their mouths underneath a banner titled "Annual Bring your Favorite Stick or Whatever". Caption reads "I'm so glad we do this every year."

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153d

I feel there's a lot of complaining about "Videogame logic" but sometimes it just makes sense.

Blue shell the 1%! 😂

@gaming @gaming@lemmy.world
@economy @economics
@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Gaming #GamingMeme #Meme #Memes #Economy
#Humor #Humour #Funny

Post by yung spam
Mario Kart's "The closer to 1st place you are, the less useful power-ups you get" system is an ideal model for how our economy should work.
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Whoa.
Reply by yeahbanero-bells
I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh"
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That's fucking brillfant.
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Blue shell the 1%

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37d

Well, I don't know about "Best Book", but it's at least in the running for "Best Book Dedication" 😂

@reading @joinin @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#BookMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Bookshelf
#Books #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Photo of a dedication in a book.

"I want to thank everyone who helped me create this book, except for that guy who yelled at me in Kmart when I was eight because he thought I was being “too rowdy.” -You're an asshole, sir"

Caption: BEST BOOK EVER

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134d

Paws in the action. #grickledoodle #cats #dogs #mice #introspection #reflect #animals #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a mouse, dog, and cat all staring together into a mirror, deep in thought. Caption reads "It turned into a day of self-reflection."

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152d

Enjoy your Saturday, everyone. Maybe do some thrifting today or sit and look at a garden. Feel your inner goat. #grickledoodle #goat #thrifting #saturday #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #nice #humor

A cartoon illustration of a happy goat wearing a coat standing in a thrift store looking at furniture.

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152d

Getting comfortable for another #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

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151d

It was true. #grickledoodle #chameleon #copy #camouflage #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a man with a mustache looking at his chameleon in a terrarium who has the same face and mustache as him. Caption reads "The chameleon had gotten quite good."

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151d

RE: https://mastodon.social/@IveyJanette/116392653943765469

you know what’s funny about this headline?

i would expect this “anti-ICE sex toy protest” to happen in San Francisco, not Los Angeles.

well done angelinos, well done.

#antifa #humor #USpol

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150d

Royally oblivious. #grickledoodle #cappuccino #coffee #king #royalty #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a king walking a castle hallway carefully holding a small cup of cappuccino while a raging mob is just outside. Caption reads "The long castle walks with his royal cappuccino every morning were quite enjoyable despite the teeming masses outside."

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153d

Bloodhound Breakfast - Perfect for dog lovers with a bit of humor. Available Here: https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featured/bloodhound-breakfast-lisa-s-baker.html

#bloodhound #hounddog #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #breakfast #bacon #eggs #art #arte #artwork #wallart #homedecor #artforhome #artforsale #buyintoart #artprints #canvasprints #mastoart #fediart #fediverse #creativeToots #kitchenart #kitchendecor #fun #funny #humor #kitchenwalldecor #animalart #dogart #food #dining

Bloodhound Breakfast by Lisa S. Baker

A bloodhound looks longingly at the table with a plate of eggs, rendered in soft brushwork and warm, muted tones. Loose textures and gentle lighting create a casual, lived-in feel, while the expressive posture adds a subtle sense of personality and quiet humor.

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132d

Magical potatoes. #grickledoodle #pugs #unicorns #pegasus #dogs #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a winged pug flying above a rock outcropping surrounded by a field of pugs with unicorn horns. Caption reads "And as if descended from the heavens itself, the Pugasus appeared among the grumble of Unipugs."

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131d

The problem with #caturday night is sometimes it's bath night.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #ridiculous

dark sphinx cat in a bathtub, wearing a ridiculous pink cap covering its ears, looking shocked.

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149d

Nightmare on Henson Street. #grickledoodle #horror #nightmareonelmstreet #freddy #muppets #kermit #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of Kermit dressed as Freddy Krueger walking down an alley with elongated arms. Caption reads "Kermie Krueger."

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131d

I wonder if I function executively down the stairs? 🤔 I hope I do, it sounds fancy 😜

@galacticwriters @writers
@writingbooks @keepwriting @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#WritingMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

Post by Loukas Christodoulou

Autistic authors writing neurotypical characters:

"They were the kind of person who read between the lines without even knowing the lines were there.

A natural smile played on the face of their un-headphoned head, and they functioned executively down the stairs."

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130d

Rainful thoughts. #grickledoodle #rain #cat #introspective #dog #spring #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor #sad

A cartoon illustration of a cat sitting outside on a blanket with an umbrella in very rainy weather. Caption reads "Some days she just needed to be outside, regardless of the weather."

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130d

🌒¡Buenas noches, criaturas valientes!
Toca ir cerrando el chiringuito, que mañana es lunes y el despertador no tiene sentimientos.
Ya sabéis que la única forma de sobrevivir a un lunes es fingir que eres un búho nocturno con alma de estrella del rock, aunque luego a las ocho de la mañana parezcas un extra de The Walking Dead buscando café desesperadamente.

Hacerse el valiente está muy bien, pero recordad que las sábanas nos quieren y no quieren que nos vayamos.
Así que nada, a dormir, que si no descansamos mañana no habrá quien nos aguante la ironía.
¡Que soñéis con cosas bonitas y que el lunes se pase rápido, por favor!

🌒🌒🌒

@Azitaka
@raulpallol
@javiercuchi
@yoyo308
@sergiofdezsaez
@emersson
@bel_mar
@sebasesrad
@Boqueroni
#buenasnoches #mañanalunes #valientes #humor #descanso #actitud

Ilustración artística de un búho de grandes ojos amarillos parado sobre una pequeña loma de hierba bajo un cielo nocturno. El búho sostiene una luna creciente amarilla como si fuera el cuerpo de un instrumento de cuerda (laúd o mandolina), con cuerdas que se extienden hasta un mástil de madera rematado con una estrella brillante. Pequeñas motas de luz, que simulan estrellas o luciérnagas, flotan alrededor del búho en un entorno azul oscuro. El estilo de dibujo tiene trazos visibles y texturizados, creando una atmósfera mágica y fantasiosa.

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129d

May the fourth be with you or whatever. #grickledoodle #millenials #milleniumfalcon #starwars #maythefourthbewithyou #cartoon #birds #art #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a large falcon sitting at a cafe table checking its phone while holding a to go coffee. Caption reads "Millennial falcon."

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113d

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? #grickledoodle #frogs #fly #cops #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a worried fly hiding in a hallway while the lady of the house has opened the front door to a gang of frogs speaking to her. Caption reads "Madam, I must insist that you let us in!"

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128d

Ebook: https://books2read.com/EmergentConsequences

The painter of the universe, known as Life, just wanted to fulfill her reason for being, by creating a universe full of beautiful wonders and living things, but her twin brother, Death, exists solely to destroy her work, leading to an intractable argument about whose work should prevail.

@bookstodon
#author #indieauthor #writing #fantasy #fiction #shortstory #life #death #creation #destruction #humor #satire #darkhumor