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214d

It was true. #grickledoodle #chameleon #copy #camouflage #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a man with a mustache looking at his chameleon in a terrarium who has the same face and mustache as him. Caption reads "The chameleon had gotten quite good."

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214d

RE: https://mastodon.social/@IveyJanette/116392653943765469

you know what’s funny about this headline?

i would expect this “anti-ICE sex toy protest” to happen in San Francisco, not Los Angeles.

well done angelinos, well done.

#antifa #humor #USpol

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213d

Royally oblivious. #grickledoodle #cappuccino #coffee #king #royalty #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a king walking a castle hallway carefully holding a small cup of cappuccino while a raging mob is just outside. Caption reads "The long castle walks with his royal cappuccino every morning were quite enjoyable despite the teeming masses outside."

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216d

Bloodhound Breakfast - Perfect for dog lovers with a bit of humor. Available Here: https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featured/bloodhound-breakfast-lisa-s-baker.html

#bloodhound #hounddog #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #breakfast #bacon #eggs #art #arte #artwork #wallart #homedecor #artforhome #artforsale #buyintoart #artprints #canvasprints #mastoart #fediart #fediverse #creativeToots #kitchenart #kitchendecor #fun #funny #humor #kitchenwalldecor #animalart #dogart #food #dining

Bloodhound Breakfast by Lisa S. Baker

A bloodhound looks longingly at the table with a plate of eggs, rendered in soft brushwork and warm, muted tones. Loose textures and gentle lighting create a casual, lived-in feel, while the expressive posture adds a subtle sense of personality and quiet humor.

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195d

Magical potatoes. #grickledoodle #pugs #unicorns #pegasus #dogs #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a winged pug flying above a rock outcropping surrounded by a field of pugs with unicorn horns. Caption reads "And as if descended from the heavens itself, the Pugasus appeared among the grumble of Unipugs."

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194d

The problem with #caturday night is sometimes it's bath night.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #ridiculous

dark sphinx cat in a bathtub, wearing a ridiculous pink cap covering its ears, looking shocked.

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212d

Nightmare on Henson Street. #grickledoodle #horror #nightmareonelmstreet #freddy #muppets #kermit #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of Kermit dressed as Freddy Krueger walking down an alley with elongated arms. Caption reads "Kermie Krueger."

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194d

I wonder if I function executively down the stairs? 🤔 I hope I do, it sounds fancy 😜

@galacticwriters @writers
@writingbooks @keepwriting @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#WritingMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

Post by Loukas Christodoulou

Autistic authors writing neurotypical characters:

"They were the kind of person who read between the lines without even knowing the lines were there.

A natural smile played on the face of their un-headphoned head, and they functioned executively down the stairs."

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193d

Rainful thoughts. #grickledoodle #rain #cat #introspective #dog #spring #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor #sad

A cartoon illustration of a cat sitting outside on a blanket with an umbrella in very rainy weather. Caption reads "Some days she just needed to be outside, regardless of the weather."

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193d

🌒¡Buenas noches, criaturas valientes!
Toca ir cerrando el chiringuito, que mañana es lunes y el despertador no tiene sentimientos.
Ya sabéis que la única forma de sobrevivir a un lunes es fingir que eres un búho nocturno con alma de estrella del rock, aunque luego a las ocho de la mañana parezcas un extra de The Walking Dead buscando café desesperadamente.

Hacerse el valiente está muy bien, pero recordad que las sábanas nos quieren y no quieren que nos vayamos.
Así que nada, a dormir, que si no descansamos mañana no habrá quien nos aguante la ironía.
¡Que soñéis con cosas bonitas y que el lunes se pase rápido, por favor!

🌒🌒🌒

@Azitaka
@raulpallol
@javiercuchi
@yoyo308
@sergiofdezsaez
@emersson
@bel_mar
@sebasesrad
@Boqueroni
#buenasnoches #mañanalunes #valientes #humor #descanso #actitud

Ilustración artística de un búho de grandes ojos amarillos parado sobre una pequeña loma de hierba bajo un cielo nocturno. El búho sostiene una luna creciente amarilla como si fuera el cuerpo de un instrumento de cuerda (laúd o mandolina), con cuerdas que se extienden hasta un mástil de madera rematado con una estrella brillante. Pequeñas motas de luz, que simulan estrellas o luciérnagas, flotan alrededor del búho en un entorno azul oscuro. El estilo de dibujo tiene trazos visibles y texturizados, creando una atmósfera mágica y fantasiosa.

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192d

May the fourth be with you or whatever. #grickledoodle #millenials #milleniumfalcon #starwars #maythefourthbewithyou #cartoon #birds #art #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a large falcon sitting at a cafe table checking its phone while holding a to go coffee. Caption reads "Millennial falcon."

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176d

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? #grickledoodle #frogs #fly #cops #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a worried fly hiding in a hallway while the lady of the house has opened the front door to a gang of frogs speaking to her. Caption reads "Madam, I must insist that you let us in!"

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191d

Ebook: https://books2read.com/EmergentConsequences

The painter of the universe, known as Life, just wanted to fulfill her reason for being, by creating a universe full of beautiful wonders and living things, but her twin brother, Death, exists solely to destroy her work, leading to an intractable argument about whose work should prevail.

@bookstodon
#author #indieauthor #writing #fantasy #fiction #shortstory #life #death #creation #destruction #humor #satire #darkhumor

(Left) The Cover of Emergent Consequences, by Owen Tyme, illustrated by Ryan Johnson.

Life and Death lay asleep in a the grass, the way they lay slightly resembling the yin-yang symbol. The tools of their trades are scattered around them.

Life is a woman with black hair, in a white robe. Behind her are the paint brush and palette she paints the universe with. She's rather short and has rosy cheeks.

Death is a skeleton in a black robe, which appears to be continually disintegrating at the hem line. Behind him lay his scythe and scroll of names.

Between Life and Death is the hourglass that serves as the source of time for the entire universe, an item that's most commonly carried by Death, but which is part of the work of both of them.

The artwork is cartoonish, with some bushes and a tree that has one red piece of fruit dangling from it. The scene is looked upon by the sun, which frowns at everything.

(Right) The background is an image of some green bacteria with the following quote over the top:

"I think I'll call it Ted."

"Ted? You want to name micro-organism Ted? Are you serious?"

"Yes, Ted."

"Alright, I just thought Bob would fit better."

(Bottom) https://books2read.com/EmergentConsequences

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191d

The struggle is real! 😜😂

@galacticwriters @writers @fantasy
@writingbooks @keepwriting @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#WritingMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

There panel meme of Joel for The Last of Us looking like he's having a panic/heart attack.

Caption: Writers realising the only way their book will be written is if they write it...

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175d

Friends of a feather. #grickledoodle #spring #sunny #green #kermit #muppets #yoda #hulk #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of Kermit, The Hulk, and Yoda all sitting under a tree enjoying a picnic. Caption reads "They spent many sunny afternoons talking through shared experiences and sometimes they didn't talk at all."

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146d

OMG. #grickledoodle #horror #ghost #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a mother ghost comforting a crying young ghost while talking to a father ghost at the top of the basement stairs. Caption reads "He thinks he saw a living person in the basement."

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188d

Inevitable. #grickledoodle #neighbors #sword #death #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a man picking up his morning paper looking over at a stern looking sword picking up its morning paper. Caption reads "He lived by the sword, and ultimately knew that one day he would die by the sword."

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187d

80s cat welcomes you to a non-heinous, most excellent #Caturday

#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour #80s #eighties

white cat with crazy spiked hair on its head and a mask that looks like 80s-style wraparound sunglasses

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187d

Special time. #grickledoodle #duck #night #thoughts #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a duck walking on a dirt road at night with a full moon. Caption reads "At night he could just be a duck and his thoughts."

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186d

Day of the Mother. #grickledoodle #mothersday #hiddenpeople #puzzleagent #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of red gnomes known as the 'Hidden People' surrounding a motherly creature made of rock and roots with glowing eyes.

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186d

Buenas noches, criaturas valientes 🌙

Ojalá esta noche el cerebro os deje en paz y no os monte ese festival de “cosas que dijiste en 2014” justo cuando vais a dormir.
Porque mira que la mente tiene hobbies raros… todo el día sin acordarse de nada y a las 2:17 de la madrugada decide abrir el archivo de “momentos humillantes edición coleccionista”.

Descansad.
Mañana seguimos sobreviviendo a facturas, noticias absurdas y gente que responde “ok” después de un párrafo de siete líneas.
La resistencia emocional moderna no tiene medallas, pero debería.

🌌

#buenasnoches #criaturasvalientes #noches #reflexiones #humor #insomnio #vidacotidiana #sarcasmo #pensamientos #madrugada #descanso #humanidad