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83d

OMG. #grickledoodle #horror #ghost #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a mother ghost comforting a crying young ghost while talking to a father ghost at the top of the basement stairs. Caption reads "He thinks he saw a living person in the basement."

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125d

Inevitable. #grickledoodle #neighbors #sword #death #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a man picking up his morning paper looking over at a stern looking sword picking up its morning paper. Caption reads "He lived by the sword, and ultimately knew that one day he would die by the sword."

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124d

80s cat welcomes you to a non-heinous, most excellent #Caturday

#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour #80s #eighties

white cat with crazy spiked hair on its head and a mask that looks like 80s-style wraparound sunglasses

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124d

Special time. #grickledoodle #duck #night #thoughts #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a duck walking on a dirt road at night with a full moon. Caption reads "At night he could just be a duck and his thoughts."

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123d

Day of the Mother. #grickledoodle #mothersday #hiddenpeople #puzzleagent #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of red gnomes known as the 'Hidden People' surrounding a motherly creature made of rock and roots with glowing eyes.

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123d

Buenas noches, criaturas valientes 🌙

Ojalá esta noche el cerebro os deje en paz y no os monte ese festival de “cosas que dijiste en 2014” justo cuando vais a dormir.
Porque mira que la mente tiene hobbies raros… todo el día sin acordarse de nada y a las 2:17 de la madrugada decide abrir el archivo de “momentos humillantes edición coleccionista”.

Descansad.
Mañana seguimos sobreviviendo a facturas, noticias absurdas y gente que responde “ok” después de un párrafo de siete líneas.
La resistencia emocional moderna no tiene medallas, pero debería.

🌌

#buenasnoches #criaturasvalientes #noches #reflexiones #humor #insomnio #vidacotidiana #sarcasmo #pensamientos #madrugada #descanso #humanidad

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122d

C is for Coffeeeeee! #grickledoodle #sesamestreet #cookiemonster #coffee #pun #cartoon #drawing #art #caffeine #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a blue muppet drinking multiple cups of coffee at a cafe. Caption reads "Coffee Monster."

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121d

20-sided die. #grickledoodle #dungeonsanddragons #fantasy #wizard #dice #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a wizard in front of a stash of treasure holding a large 20-sided die and yelling at a band of a barbarian, archer, and elf. Caption reads "Stop!!! Not another step towards my treasure or, so help me God, I'll roll it!!!"

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107d

The Reptilians were both shocked and horrified to discover the truth. #grickledoodle #reptilians #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a speaker having his reptilian mask torn off by another reptilian onstage, revealing a human man underneath, while a crowd of reptilians looked surprised.

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33d

Twa Cats anes on a Cheese did light,
To which baith had an equal Right,
But Disputes, sic as aft arise,
Fell out at sharing of the Prize…

—Allan Ramsay (1686–1758), “The twa Cats & the Cheese”
digitised by the National Library of Scotland

Today, 8 August, is International Cat Day
😾 😾 🧀 🐵

https://digital.nls.uk/special-collections-of-printed-music/archive/105690319

#Scottish #literature #poem #Scots #Scotslanguage #poem #poetry #18thcentury #fable #humor #humour #cats #InternationalCatDay

The twa Cats and the Cheese
Fable IX
by Allan Ramsay

Twa Cats anes on a Cheese did light,
To which baith had an equal Right,
But Disputes, sic as aft arise,
Fell out at sharing of the Prize;
Fair Play said ane, Ye bite o’er thick
Thae Teeth of yours gang wonder quick:
Let’s part it, else lang or the Moon
Be chang’d, the Kebuck will be done.

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But wha’s to do’t,—They’re Parties baith,
And ane may do the other Skaith,
Sae with Consent away they trudge,
And laid the Cheese before a Judge,
A Monkey with a campsho Face,
Clerk to a Justice of the Peace,
A Judge he seem’d in Justice skill’d,
When he his Master’s Chair fill’d;
Now Umpire chosen for Division,
Baith sware to stand by his Decision.
Demure he looks.—The Cheese he pales,—
He prives it good,—Ca’s for the Scales,
His Knife whops throw’t,—In twa it fell,
He puts ilk Haff in either Shell;
Said he, We’ll truly weigh the Case,
And strickest Justice shall have Place,
Then lifting up the Scales, he fand
The tane bang up, the ither stand;
Syne out he took the heaviest Haff,
And ate a Knoost o’t quickly aff,
And try’d it syne,—It now prov’d light,
Friend Cats, said he, We’ll do ye right.
Then to the ither Haff he fell,
And laid till’t teughly Tooth and Nail,
Till weigh’d again it lightest prov’d:
The Judge wha this sweet Process lov’d,
Still weigh’d the Case, and still ate on,
Till Clients baith were weary grown,

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And tenting how the Matter went,
Cry’d, Come, come Sir, We’re baith content.
Ye Fools, quoth he, and Justice too
Maun be content as well as you.
Thus grumbled they, thus he went on,
Till baith the Haves were near hand done;
Poor Pousies now the Daffine saw
Of gawn for Nignyes to the Law:
And bill’d the Judge that he wad please
To give them the remaining Cheese:
To which his Worship grave reply’d,
The Dues of Court maun first be paid.
Now Justice pleas’d,—What’s to the Fore
Will but right scrimply clear your Score;
That’s our Decreet,—Gae Hame and Sleep,
And thank us ye’re win aff sae cheap.

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120d

Buenas noches, criaturas valientes 🌙
Ojalá durmáis mejor de lo que funcionan nuestras decisiones a las dos de la madrugada, porque sinceramente… pocas cosas han salido bien después de pensar “bah, una última vuelta mental y me duermo”.

Descansad.
Mañana seguimos sobreviviendo a este circo elegante llamado vida 😴✨

#buenasnoches #criaturasvalientes #descanso #noche #reflexiones #humor #vidasreales