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The book nerd commandments:
1. You can always get high on your own supply 😂

I'm taking suggestions for the rest... 😁

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A meme captioned 'Book Sniffers Anonymous'
Side by side photos of two people sniffing books.
Fake Dictionary entry:
book sniff-ing [boo k] [snif-ing]
verb
1. breathing in the scent of a book: often done in secret
2. how book nerds get high

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203d

That sounds made up, but I'm not a doctor so I'll allow it 😁
But I'm wondering if anyone knows what this disease is called? 🤔
My genetic disorder just makes me want to pee all the time 😂

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Post by Louise Jensen Duffy

So, a lot of people ask me why I buy so many books. The truth is, I have a genetic disorder where my body doesn’t produce enough books of its own, so I have to supplement.

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253d

The definition of a good day 😁

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My boss told me to have a good day so I went home to read..

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270d

Completly misunderstanding how society works is what tech bros do best! 😂

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Drawing of a tech bro being interviewed by the standard tech bro sychophant.

Tech bro: “Philip K. Dick. Ray Bradbury. Like so many others in tech, I draw inspiration from completely misunderstanding those authors.”

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272d

And that's how the bunnies invented Bunny-Karate, which is a lot like regular Karate, except fluffier and cuter 😜😂

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Meme with a picture of two bunnies fighting and a number of medieval paintings of bunnies with weapons.
Caption: Taking away their weapons at the end of the Middle Ages just made bunnies more proficient in hand-to-hand combat.

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319d

But if I have a choice I prefer in the bath, the massage chair, the couch, and the bed in that order... 😁

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I WILL READ BOOKS ON A BOAT.
I WILL READ BOOKS WITH A GOAT.
I WILL READ BOOKS ON THE TRAIN.
I WILL READ BOOKS IN THE RAIN.
I WILL READ BOOKS WITH A FOX.
I WILL READ BOOKS IN A BOX
I WILL READ BOOKS WITH A MOUSE.
I WILL READ BOOKS IN A HOUSE.
I WILL READ BOOKS HERE AND THERE.
I WILL READ BOOKS EVERYWHERE.

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278d

Perhaps not the Magic System we need, but the Magic System we deserve! 😜😂

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Meme on a painting of three people looking like they may be wafting away some odour.
Caption:
Witches and Wizards don't fart, the Cast Smells.

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267d

Why would anyone want to be the king if they can be the librarian? 🤔😁

Source: https://www.patreon.com/HotPaperComics

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Four panel comic:
1st: A wizard says, "PULL THE SWORD FROM THE STONE AND BECOME THE NEW KING!
2nd: Boy ask, "ARE THERE ANY OTHER AVAILABLE JOBS?
3d: Wizard replies, "GET THE CAT OUT OF THE TREE AND BECOME THE NEW LIBRARIAN."
4th: The boy sits in the library reading his book with the cat sleeping on his desk.

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297d

So, it's either keep buying more books or become a librarian? 🤔
It's a rare thing indeed to have life present us with two excellent choices 😊

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Post by Tara Wine-Queen

It's not that I *can't* read all of the books I already have, it's that once a reader finishes all the books in their possession, they transcend into their final form and I'm just not ready to become a librarian yet.

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231d

I know some people say they don't read speculative fiction because it's "not realistic" well guess what 😜😂

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Photo of Baron Harkonnen from the 1984 Dune film.
Caption:
I quite like the 1984 film version of Dune, but the characters are a bit far fetched. An obese, orange, diseased peadophile starting a war for his own selfish needs.
Come on.

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226d

When we're busy worldbuilding it's easy to forget that stories are supposed to have a story 😂

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Four panel comic meme with two people in an office, one pitching something to the others from whiteboard.

Guy: "So, what do you guys think?"
Whiteboard: 500+ pages of lore and worldbuilding
Others: "It's good, how much is important to the story?"
Guy: "STORY?"

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221d

When someone says they don't like speculative fiction because it's "not realistic" I'm always reminded of this meme 😂

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Screenshot of the CEO of Monsters Inc being arrested.

Caption: In Monsters Inc (2001), the wealthy CEO of Monsters Inc is held accountable for his actions. This is to remind the audience that the movie is a work of fiction.

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161d

I was never sure what it is exactly that conductors do, but now I know! Headcanon accepted 😜😁

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Four photos of conductors looking intense and possbly slightly deranged.
Caption: Wanna draw spellcasters? Try conductors as references.

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Is all writing paradoxical, or do I just have serious lack of 'Times'? The author yawned because he couldn't be bothered to figure it out. 😂

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Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Schrödinger: Nice.

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159d

As far as I can tell whoever I choose I will be rescued, so the real question is who do I most want to hang out with 🤔😁 And that is a toss up between Vimes, Susan, and Esme...

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