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Latest comic: Lowering the temperature

#uspol #cartoon #2024election #authoritarianism #fascism #media #politics

Lowering the temperature

1. News anchor - Welcome to punditspew! Our guests tonight are Democratic strategist Dan Doormat and Trump campaign adviser Mr. Perkins.

Dan - Hello.

Mr. Perkins - WOMAN, WHY AREN'T YOU AT HOME WITH YOUR BABIES?

2. Anchor - So, let's talk about what Trump's second term would be like.

Mr. Perkins - WE WILL PURGE THE VERMIN AND SMITE THE UNHUMANS IN OUR GLORIOUS NEW REICH!

3. Dan - If I may speak, that sounds a little scary and authoritarian.

Anchor - This just in -- someone attempted to shoot the former president, but he is fine.

4. Dan - I'm glad he's okay.

Mr. P - THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR CALLING US AUTHORITARIAN!

Anchor - Both of you need to turn down the temperature!

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2y

Feel the breeze this summer. #grickledoodle #kermit #grover #muppets #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #summer #boating

A cartoon illustration of Grover and Kermit riding in a speed boat and Kermit is letting his arms flap in the breeze. A caption underneath reads "On the hottest days Grover would open it up and Kermit would just let the wind take his arms."

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Habits. #grickledoodle #habits #hoarding #collection #cartoon #lizard #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of a lizard holding an old shed skin on a hanger looking at his attic which is full of other old skins hanging on racks. Caption reads "He didn't really have a good reason for doing it but he'd been saving his old skins for years."

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Latest comic: JD Vance is an anti-abortion extremist

#cartoon #politics #uspol #2024election #jdvance #abortion

AD-VANCE-ING AN EXTREME AGENDA

1. IN 2022, JD VANCE SUPPORTED "MINIMUM NATIONAL STANDARDS" FOR ABORTION--CODE FOR A FEDERAL BAN.

Vance reading Abortion Thesaurus with tagline THE BEST EUPHEMISMS!

HMM...

2. WHEN ASKED ABOUT EXCEPTIONS FOR RAPE AND INCEST IN 2021 HE SAID THIS:

TV AUDIO - "TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT."

Woman in OHIO STATE t-shirt - SO... FORCING A WOMAN TO BEAR HER RAPIST'S BABY IS NOT WRONG?

3. AS A SENATOR, HE SIGNED A LETTER DEMANDING A BAN ON THE MAILING OF ABORTION MEDICATION.

Vance checking empty mailbox - LESS MAIL, MORE MALES!

4. HE ALSO SIGNED A LETTER OPPOSING RULES THAT WOULD LIMIT POLICE ACCESS TO WOMEN'S MEDICAL RECORDS.

Vance as cop - BAD GIRLS, BAD GIRLS WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE OVULATION OFFICER COMES FOR YOU?

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2y

Buffet. #grickledoodle #food #dining #vampire #horror #art #city #cartoon #drawing #ink #funny

A cartoon illustration of a smiling sweaty vampire on crowded sidewalk surrounded by a lot of people. The caption underneath reads "The city provided endless dining options."

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2y

COMIC VIDEO: Speed Dating

He likes to watch.

#galbor #cartoon #comics #alarminglybad

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2y

Harris!

#USWahl2024 #Republikaner #Trump #KamalaHarris #cartoon #karikatur

Karikatur. Trump liegt zusammengekauert auf dem Boden und lutscht an seinem Daumen. Dabei hält er auch sein rechtes Ohrläppchen. Mehrere Hühner springen aufgeregt kreischend umher. Im Hintergrund sieht man ein aufgehängtes Poster mit dem Konterfei Bidens und mehrere Dartpfeile, die drumherum stecken.

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2y

Fight mouse. #grickledoodle #cats #mouse #taekwondo #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a mouse using Tae Kwon Do to physically beat up a whole bunch of cats. The caption underneath reads " The cats hadn't counted on him knowing any Tae Kwon Do."

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2y

Klima des Hasses (2018)

(Hintergrund: Pittsburgh/Pennsylvania: Elf Tote bei Angriff auf Synagoge.)

#USA #Trump #WaffenGewalt #cartoon #karikatur

Karikatur. Die US Flagge mit einem Einschussloch. Es wurde ein Stern durchschossen, der, anders als die übrigen Sterne, ein Davidstern ist. Am Boden liegt ein Revolver, dessen Form an die Frisur Trumps erinnert.

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305d

Practice. #grickledoodle #ghost #painting #practice #cartoon #horror #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of a ghost painting a portrait of another ghost in a room filled with ghost paintings. Caption reads "Over the centuries he'd been getting better."

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2y

Es rumort im Land

#Venezuela #Maduro #cartoon #karikatur

Karikatur. Ein schnauzbärtiger Mann steht auf einem Stapel Akten und hält sich die Hände in Siegerpose über seinen Kopf. Er trägt einen Trainingsanzug in den Farben gelb blau rot und mit aufgedruckten Sternen. Um seinen Hals hängt eine Medaille mit der Prägung 1. Da alles wackelt rutscht ihm die Hose hinab. Auf der ersten Akte steht Wahlakten geschrieben.

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1y

Whoops. #grickledoodle #pets #popsicles #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of three pets (2 cats and a pug) eating popsicles while their owner is looking into a freezer in the other room and talking. Caption reads "Hey! I thought we were rationing the popsicles?"

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2y

Incognito. #grickledoodle #parrot #pirate #hidden #incognito #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of a man-sized parrot dressed as a pirate holding a pirate captain mask listening to a parrot-sized man with a pirate captain's hat dressed as a parrot holding a parrot mask inside the captain's quarters of a ship. A crew member peeks in on the scene. The caption below reads "I really think the crew is beginning to suspect something."

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252d

Ansprache

#2026 #Merz #cartoon #karikatur

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249d

King Coup

#USA #Trump #Venzuela #Maduro #cartoon #karikatur

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305d

Merz-Auftritt in Belém

#COP30 #Belém #Merz #cartoon #karikatur

Karikatur. Merz mit orangefarbenen Ohrenschützern hat einen Laubbläser umgeschnallt, mit dem er einen Haufen Blätter hinwegbläst. Zwischen all umherschwirrenden rotbraunen Blättern befindet sich auch ein Igel. Der Laubbläser stößt an seiner Rückseite schwarzen Rauch aus.

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We all make mistakes. #grickledoodle #horror #nightmareonelmstreet #freddy #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a confused looking Freddy Kreuger getting directions from a man and his dog on Elk Street. Caption reads "Freddy finds himself on the wrong street."

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303d

A particular genre. #grickledoodle #library #books #horror #haunted #ghost #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of a man and a woman walking their dog stopped at a free library stand in front of a house haunted by a little ghost in the doorway. The man is speaking. Caption reads "Weird. They're all horror books."

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301d

Legit. #grickledoodle #spiderman #doctoroctopus #octopus #cartoon #marvel #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of Doctor Octopus sitting on a rainy sea shore surrounded by pink octopuses. Caption reads "It really wasn't about the suit, or Spider-man, or any of it. He just legit loved octopuses. And they loved him.

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Delicious. #grickledoodle #horror #city #vampire #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of a sweaty, smiling vampire in the middle of a busy city crowd. Caption reads "The city provided endless dining options."

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363d

Flying into Friday. #grickledoodle #cartoon #cat #catnip #drawing #art #funny #high

A cartoon illustration of a smiling cat floating high above a neighborhood. Caption reads "The catnip had been particularly exceptional that morning."

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2y

Trump hinter Glas

#USA #USWahl2024 #Trump #cartoon #karikatur

Karikatur. Trump sitzt auf einem Hocker. Er ist umgeben von Glaswänden, schemenhaft ist eine Menschenmenge auf der anderen Seite des Raumes erkennbar. Von oben herab hängt ein Mikrofon. Nachdem er einen Stein an eine Glaswand geworfen hat, ertönt eine Stimme: Keine Steine!

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Another illustration from the 3 unique postcard images I created for the P.S. 10 exhibition at @nucleusportland that's happening right now! There are a ton of incredible artists all taking part in the show! If you're in the Portland, OR area go check it out! #grickledoodle #vampire #cartoon #horror #art #drawing #funny #portland #postcard