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Amityville Island (2020)
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A cursed survivor of killings at the Amityville House brings evil to a small island where bizarre genetic experiments are carried out on humans and animals.
Watched
Oct. 3, 2026
Fun campy mad scientist feel. Possession AND zombies AND mad scientists, oh my! I like the soundtrack by GHOST. It’s impressive the rate at which Polonia’s films are improving.

Snappier editing and better shot composition would take this to the next level. Bad iMovie effects. Too many characters with unclear motivations. Flat cinematography that looks like it was filmed with an iPhone. Bad lighting. There’s really only 30 minutes of plot, but it’s stretched to 1 hour and 10 mins.


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The Dawn (2019)
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Following the murder of her family at the hands of her father in the wake of World War I, a young woman is sent to live in a convent. However, the demons that plagued her father follow, reawakening the nightmares of her past.
Watched
Sept. 27, 2026
The sets look nice.

What year is it? It looks like the early 1800s. PTSD from what… the revolution?! PTSD from Mean Girls? What is wrong with mom’s accent? No splatter. I thought they were in England when I saw the cops. The bad lighting and weird editing gives away how low budget this is. The complete lack of extras. Pacing is so slow with nothing happening for 90% of the film.

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Amityville: Mt Misery Road (2018)
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other title: Amityville: Mt. Misery Rd. / Amityville - La carretera asombrada …
Charlie and Buzi are ghost enthusiasts fascinated by the legend of the scariest road in America, Mt. Misery Road. The couple venture into the woods, only to get caught in a whirlpool of paranormal activities.
Watched
Sept. 11, 2026
Digital tools have made it easier than ever before to make and distribute independent films. This is not necessarily a *good* thing.

There are about 5 minutes of Blair Witch-esque screaming in the woods at night while spooky music plays. Those 5 minutes were the only time that “acting” occurred and that scene was somewhat entertaining. That’s the only positive feedback.

This reminds me of Birdemic: Shock and Horror (2010) in its tacky tastelessness and lack of attention to basic details. Mundane and repetitive. One of the worst films I’ve ever seen.

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The Amityville Murders (2018)
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other title: Il massacro di Amityville / Amityville Horror - Wie alles begann …
On the night of November 13th, 1974, Ronald DeFeo Jr. took a high powered rifle and murdered his entire family as they slept. At his trial, DeFeo claimed that 'voices' in the house commanded him to kill. This is their story.
Watched
Sept. 9, 2026
Cinematography wasn’t half bad. Retro 70s vibe was nice.

Constantly winking at the audience was obnoxious. Bad CGI.

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Against the Night (2017)
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other title: Against the Night - Nur einer überlebt!
A group of friends sneak into an abandoned prison with the intention of making a ghost hunting video, until they start to go missing one by one.
Watched
Aug. 27, 2026
Awesome location. Good cinematography and production. Liked the pacing and editing. Ending is goofy but fun.

Plot is meh. About 25% of the dialogue is cringe. Folks… you have to stop renaming your movie to include “Amityville” when it has nothing to do with Amityville.


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Amityville: The Awakening (2017)
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other title: Amityville : Il risveglio / Amityville: O Despertar …
Belle, her little sister, and her comatose twin brother move into a new house with their single mother in order to save money to help pay for her brother's expensive healthcare. But when strange phenomena begin to occur including the miraculous recovery of her brother, Belle begins to suspect her mother isn't telling her everything and soon learns they moved into the infamous Amityville house.
Watched
Aug. 15, 2026
Interesting vegetative state plot point. Unconventional story. Legitimately creepy. There are 3 good suspenseful scenes. Good twist.

Jump scares! Does the school bell HAVE TO ring in every transition from home to school? Boo! Another jump scare! Way too much makeup. Jump scare! Jump scare! This teen is full of exposition. Cheesy dramatic choral music. Weak teenage acting. Ham-fisted voice over reminder above Chekhov’s bounding circle. Looksmaxxing zombie. Unnecessary cuts to house exterior. Stupid denouement.

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All Hallows' Eve Horror (2017)
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It's that creepy time of year again...Halloween. And a group of friends have gotten together for a party at an old abandoned and haunted house where an entire family was once murdered. Seems totally safe right? Wrong. Dead wrong. Because not only do the kids decide to play some tricks and have a few treats, they manage to revive a supernatural killer; a killer hell bent on sacrificing them one by one to evil forces possessing the home. Will anyone escape? Or will they all be slain and become permanent residents of the infamous Amityville house? With original music by Nightmare queen Tuesday Knight, this is a night that none of them will ever forget, for as long as they live.
Watched
Aug. 11, 2026
Horror anthology that is student-film level quality. The cinematography and editing were better than expected. Campy, schlocky fun with joie de vivre. Tim and Eric-esque at times. Interesting music.

Segments include:
Renegade Nunz in Outer Space
Universal Abduction
VHS Demons
Undead Manor

Let’s rate the segments:

Renegade Nunz in Outer Space is 9/10. Charming. The only problem is that it’s not longer. I was disappointed when I realized the Renegade Nunz in Outer Space was just a segment and not actually a feature length film!

Universal Abduction is 8/10. The flat voice acting, bad dubbing, and cardboard props somehow combine to be more than the sum of its parts. Really fun camera angles and close ups.

VHS Demons is 4/10. It still has the same flat acting and bad voice dubbing but it loses its momentum and kinda drags.

Undead Manor is 5/10. Starts with a snarky commercial, then just “in medias res” to the zombie story. Paced really well.

The framing device takes up most of the film, but it’s not great. Plot is just a loose collection of horror tropes and plot lines lifted from other films.

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Amityville Clownhouse (2017)
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other title: Amityville: Evil Never Dies
A man, his wife and his son move to a new town and soon discover their new home is haunted.
Watched
Aug. 9, 2026
John R. Walker from Amityville Playhouse is in this. It looks like he appears in NINE Amityville movies.

Worst than Amityville Toybox and Amityville Playhouse. Can’t hear what anyone is saying. Rambling plot. Too much fake birdsong. Reuses about 10 minutes of footage from Toybox.

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Amityville Exorcism (2017)
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other title: Exorcismo en Amityville
A family must put faith in a mysterious priest when an demonic force, connected to a decades-old murders in their home, possesses their daughter.
Watched
July 30, 2026
Sprinkle holy water on the above-ground pool.

The scariest thing here is how much Mark Polonia's filmmaking has *improved* since Death House. If he continues improving at this rate, he will eventually be directing mock-busters that are better than the originals.

It's not great, but it's still better than The Evil Escapes, Amityville Toybox, The Amityville Asylum, Amityville Death House, Amityville: No Escape, and Sickle

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Amityville: No Escape (2016)
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other title: Amityville: Sin salida
A group of college students go into the deep woods of the most haunted town in America to better understand fear... and they found it.
Watched
July 22, 2026
Well, now I understand why the filmmakers have tried to pull this from every streaming service. I’ve seen YouTube videos with better plot/acting/editing/etc. This one is laughably bad.

Makes the other found-footage Amityville Haunting (2011) look so much better by comparison.

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The Conjuring 2 (2016)
The Conjuring 2
★ 6.6 16 ratings
other title: The Conjuring - Il caso Enfield / Nattens dæmoner 2 …
Lorraine and Ed Warren travel to north London to help a single mother raising four children alone in a house plagued by malicious spirits.
Watched
July 18, 2026
I like the 70’s aesthetic touches. Some good suspenseful moments. There was one good scare that involved a kid holding a knife.

Really feels like propaganda or advertising for paranormal investigators. Very flat characters that don’t really develop or change. The use of 60’s pop music really broke the flow and felt cheap. The way the Elvis song is used is especially gross. Middle act is slow and random hauntings happen that never connect. Ending is too easy and feels unearned.

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Amityvillenado (2026)
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In the wake of a devastating storm that destroys the infamous DeFeo house, a paranormal entity merges with a malevolent tornado, unleashing an otherworldly force upon the town of Amityville.
Watched
July 4, 2026
The shadow puppets were a nice touch. For as low budget as this is… I was impressed by the cinematography and the CGI.

Other titles they could have used:
- The Amityville Shitstorm
- Shart-nado
- Nightmare on Fart Street
- House of 1000 Farts
- Night of the Living Dumps

There were just too many fart jokes.

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Amityville: Vanishing Point (2016)
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The Amityville legend lives on when a resident of a local boarding house dies under mysterious circumstances. Her two best friends, Brigitta and Bermuda, Bermuda's sister Sentinel, and the owner of the boarding house, Ms. Ernie, are absolutely devastated. This is not helped by the arrival of an eccentric and crude detective who never takes off his cowboy outfit, Hank Denton. Tensions run high as the girls begin to suspect their friend Margaret may still be alive; and as the detective's behavior becomes more out of control, the house itself may very well be turning on it's residents.
Watched
June 13, 2026
A really great premise with lofty narrative ambitions. Like a blend of Guy Maddie and Vincent Gallo.
There’s a lot going on in this one. Intriguing and puzzling. Pretentious and smutty and vague.
Would love to see what this film would look like if it were remade with a huge budget.
I feel like I could watch this again.
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The Amityville Playhouse (2015)
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other title: The Amityville Theater / O Teatro de Amityville …
Following the tragic death of her parents Fawn Harriman discovers she has inherited a theatre in the town of Amityville. She, along with 3 friends, decides to spend the weekend there looking the place over. Meanwhile one of her High School teachers begins an investigation into the village's past and makes a connection with something that goes back beyond recorded history.
Watched
June 12, 2026
The Amityville Folk Horror!
This had some great cinematography and had a surprisingly good plot. Key to the city was funny in a campy way.
Needed better editing. Could’ve been about 15 minutes shorter. Trim it down. Some of the line reads are passable, but some needed another take. Low budget issue I assume?
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Amityville Death House (2015)
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A young woman and her friends are threatened by an ancient witch's curse when they stop in the town of Amityville to check in on her sickly grandmother.
Watched
May 30, 2026
Student-film level production quality.
iMovie special effects (with the exception of the spider effect)
All of the actors move at about 1/2 speed and barely acting. 
The editing seems bad, but I think it’s intentional. They reused so many shots and let several scenes drag on. It feels like they were trying to pad the run time.
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The Amityville Asylum (2013)
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other title: O Hospício de Amityville / The Nesting 2 - Amityville Asylum …
Lisa Templeton begins a new job as a cleaner at High Hopes Hospital, a mental institution in Amityville, Long Island. Initially delighted to get the job, Lisa soon realises that all is not as it seems. Intimidated by staff and the psychotic ramblings of the patients, she is further unnerved by apparent supernatural occurrences on the night shift. To preserve her sanity Lisa must uncover the mysterious history of the institution and it's inmates. But the truth is far more terrifying than she could ever imagine.
The Amityville Haunting (2011)
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other title: Amityville Haunting
This movie is a 'found-footage' film about the Benson family who move in to the infamous house where the DeFeo family were murdered in the 1970s over 30 years earlier. Things start happening to anyone who visits this house, and whoever lives there. This is the footage retrieved from the camera.
Watched
May 24, 2026
It’s a terrible movie, but it made me laugh at how poorly it was made. Barely trying to be a movie.
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The Amityville Horror (2005)
The Amityville Horror
★ 5.7 6 ratings
安德鲁·道格拉斯 actor: 瑞安·雷诺兹 / 梅利莎·乔治 …
other title: 鬼哭神嚎 / 惊悚艾米提威镇 …
George Lutz, his wife Kathy, and their three children have just moved into a beautiful, and improbably cheap, Victorian mansion nestled in the sleepy coastal town of Amityville, Long Island. However, their dream home is concealing a horrific past and soon each member of the Lutz family is plagued with increasingly strange and violent visions and impulses.
Watched
May 11, 2026
Oops all jump scares
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